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Iɴsᴘɪʀᴇᴅ ʙʏ @BowTiedBull Bᴜɪʟᴅɪɴɢ ᴀɴ Aʀᴍʏ ᴏꜰ Oxᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ @BowTiedOx. #mommyblogger mostly satire, sometimes serious

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@BowTiedHeifer
BowTiedHeifer
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@BowTiedRdRunner @BowTiedOx I soak them for a little while & then scrub them, rinse, scrub again & then rinse again. Air dry. So far no issues, even the ones Ox let marinate in the car a few days 😂😭 the key is being patient enough to let them soak & washing them a couple times vs just once.
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@BowTiedHeifer
BowTiedHeifer
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Reminds me of TJ’s post 😂
@Thomas_Salamus_
TJ aka Tommy Salami
16 days
I would love to spend like 5 minutes inside the brain of a dude that’s commenting fire emojis under OF girls posts I just want to know what that’s like
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@BowTiedHeifer
BowTiedHeifer
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(by now, you guys know girls screenshot and share those kinds of DMs with each other right, right?)
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@BowTiedHeifer
BowTiedHeifer
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@BowTiedDevil Peak happiness, “aw sweetie this is a beautiful work of art” and just the look of happiness on their face forever engrained in your memory/recalled each time you look at that creation.
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@BowTiedHeifer
BowTiedHeifer
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@GaintrustMikey She’s the bestl!! I already know you’re gonna have the ultimate set up. 🙂‍↕️
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@BowTiedHeifer
BowTiedHeifer
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@Thomas_Salamus_ Bleeeeeh, the worst. 9/10 architect/interior projects I saw presented in college were this exact scenario.
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@BowTiedHeifer
BowTiedHeifer
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@sjm1775 🫶 just trying to spread a little joy and inspiration
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@BowTiedHeifer
BowTiedHeifer
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@sjm1775 Me too, so cozy
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@BowTiedHeifer
BowTiedHeifer
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I get the sentiment of “well my parents had these extravagant collections that cluttered the place” “hoarders!” and “I lived in chaos before this, I just want it to be plain!” but it’s so depressing to walk into empty, gray/white spaces :( they’d feel so much better if they just added accent colors here and there
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@BowTiedHeifer
BowTiedHeifer
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@BowTiedRetire They do!
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@BowTiedHeifer
BowTiedHeifer
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@BowTiedGrandma Hahaha I sent this to Ox earlier and said “this would be our son” 😂
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@BowTiedHeifer
BowTiedHeifer
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I’m not saying paint all your walls and put in colored tiles/carpet in every room, but make your spaces pretty and cozy!! Make it your space. Make it somewhere you’d love to be more often than not.
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@BowTiedHeifer
BowTiedHeifer
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RT @justalexoki: do it anyway
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@BowTiedHeifer
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RT @BowTiedOx: My general fat loss/muscle gain diet guidelines: Fat loss: - Caloric deficit, recommend 300-700 calorie deficit, 1000 max…
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@BowTiedHeifer
BowTiedHeifer
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@tallowqueen “What do you mean you just see pretty things and everything is breathing? I’m having a total breakdown!” 😂
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@BowTiedHeifer
BowTiedHeifer
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@BowtiedEdge @CrtfdSprvlln @IngriPauline As a business owner you’d know better than most, gotta bypass the what ifs and take risks.
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@BowTiedHeifer
BowTiedHeifer
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@tallowqueen She’s so real 😂
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