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🎭 Dispenser of wit and wisdom | 🕵️♂️ Navigating life's complexities with a BowTie | Here for the laughs, the thinks, and the occasional plot twist
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@DoctorAnarchist
Journalism life cycle:
Go to lefty university -> learn correct views -> get “journalism” credential -> job at lefty outlet -> report news through lefty filter -> repeat until laid off due to poor circulation/ratings -> get job at lefty university teaching journalism students
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@BillAckman
@Cernovich
@Harvard
Probably because if Gay did it then lots of other professors did it too.
They’re terrified that if people keep pulling on this string then Harvard’s entire reputation might unravel. Hence the desire to quash the issue right here.
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@BowTiedRanger
Ha! Hey Ranger, I just spent 15 minutes scrolling the feeds of some of these left wing posters and noticed a big thing.
They’re all really serious, unhappy, and unsuccessful. As in they have 71k posts, 400 followers, and never shitpost or joke around. It’s sad.
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@DoctorAnarchist
A rich white lady working for a liberal mega corporation news org owned by one of the world’s richest men doxxed and threatened a Jewish woman who re-posts unhinged videos that liberals make of themselves and post to a Chinese media app. The usual.
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@DoctorAnarchist
“We gonna have to fire you because the medication you didn’t want to take doesn’t do what it was supposed to for the people who did take it.”
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@AdamDopamine
@ScottAdamsSays
I have no idea what won best picture. But we all won with a new meme.
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Should Justice Sotomayor lose her job for using her platform to spread COVID misinformation?
@DoctorAnarchist
@AdamDopamine
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@FischerKing64
If it makes a man less likely to nuke Cuba, we are prepared to accept some vices.
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@BowTiedBroke
Did she speak about why she did all that? Curious if she told anyone what is going through her head now.
In this video it’s the 3 year old native kid running up to look at the vomiting middle-aged white people that gets me. Guys, you look like idiots.
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@BowTiedBull
If a business can run charges through USDC for $0.001 and instant settlement vs paying 2% to Visa…
It’s only a matter of time until you HAVE to use crypto if you wish to remain competitive.
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@MascMillennial
@BowTiedLoon
It’s also why they tax nicotine. A stimulant that increases alertness and testosterone.
For public health reasons of course. How’s the public’s health doing btw?
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@FischerKing64
Wow. If John Kerry finds a person creepy, it means they are either a devout Christian or really creepy with no in between.
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Important tips for traveling with kids:
- avoid bad vibes. If you come across as stressed, your kids will pick up on this and start melting down. Which will make you MORE stressed..vicious cycle.
- give kids jobs. Carry a backpack, take care of Mr Pikachu, etc. Idea is to
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@BowTiedBull
Nah, it only proves justice hasn’t occurred within a particular timeframe.
Millions of martyred souls stand before God’s throne and cry for justice towards the end of Revelations. Indicates evil can “win” right up til the end of time.
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@BowTiedChadCEO
You saw, eh?
Anyone at or below 14% body fat and/or a bicep vein is top 0.1%
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@BowTiedBull
Have treated many alcoholics.
They do not enjoy it. They don’t feel normal unless they drink, and that’s when they hate themselves for it.
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@BowTiedBull
The serious answer is that eye color is an unconsidered variable in intelligence/cognitive research.
This is likely because the racial underpinnings discourage any researcher from exploring the topic.
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@FischerKing64
@ScottAdamsSays
He convinced me he was a really smart guy who has a lot of reasons for what he’s doing.
Didn’t understand all the reasons, but don’t think he’s a crazy warmonger like the US propaganda says.
Significant accomplishment.
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Good investing is mostly just distracting yourself with things outside of investing.
The more you think about it, the more likely you are to mess things up with an emotional decision.
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If have pets about to cross the Rainbow Bridge, in at-home veterinarian visit is a gentle way to go.
My friend fell to sleep in his favorite spot by the fireplace. A first rate retired racing greyhound turned loving family sweetheart. Will miss him.
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@ScottAdamsSays
Did the fugitives or their captors give permission for the release of this video under Twitter’s new rules?
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@BowTiedChadCEO
Yeah, it’s why they don’t let the Japanese in. They’ve killed too many whales; afraid ancestral memory would kick in and the wave pool would become Omaha beach.
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@BowTiedBull
He dialed the “for a good time” number in an Aurora bathroom stall and found love in the most unexpected of places
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@BowTiedBull
Omg it’s true. Once a woman has sat in first class and had a pre-flight mimosa, she will lose her mind at the thought of flying coach in the future
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Bracing for the onslaught of “you’re watching the Super Bowl, I’m grinding” posts from the manosphere and hustler accounts
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@BowTiedBull
Common experience in medicine:
- College: 150k cost, age 18-22
- Med school: 300k cost, age 23-26
- Residency: 80-hr workweeks, earn 60k, goes 3-5 years, age 27-31
- Young doctor: makes $150-350k W2 money(half to taxes),age 32 with ~400k student loan debt
Don’t do it for $
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@BowTiedBull
Is important to know how this happens. See it every week.
52-year old patient feeling run down for a few months, sees doctor, does routine tests -> leukemia, lymphoma, cancer, heart failure.
Just like that🫰life has changed.
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@BowTiedNightOwl
@BowTiedBroke
In a small company, once you’ve hired a bad employee and dealt with all the hassles.
Become MUCH more inclined to run lean with good people you know. Find automation or other solutions rather than risk hiring another troublemaker.
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@FischerKing64
In Shawshank Redemption, everyone thinks it’s entirely plausible that Andy killed his wife upon finding her in bed with another man.
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Hello
@TwitterSupport
, please reconsider the suspension of
@DoctorAnarchist
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The account is an excellent health resource to thousands of followers.
If there was an unintentional violation, why not first provide a path to remediation rather than ban a valuable community member?
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“Someone coughed in South Africa and we don’t know how dangerous it is yet, but we have to cancel your lumpectomy. Enjoy carrying that breast cancer around awhile longer because safety first.”
@DoctorAnarchist
@AdamDopamine
Gov. Kathy Hochul orders elective surgery canceled amid COVID spike, Omicron
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Would you hire someone who posted a video of a conversation between themselves and a previous employer?
I couldn’t. Anytime there’s a performance evaluation, any time she comes in asking for a raise, I have to wonder if she’s surreptitiously recording the discussion with the
Doing public stunts is extremely expensive especially in corporate America. This is why cussing on social media app is one of the loudest ways to say you're actually rich and free
You can only do these things if you're entirely set and report to no one. You're unemployable
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@DoctorAnarchist
Most medical education is unnecessary and can be replaced by 3 year specialty-targeted apprenticeships incorporating both medical school and residency
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@MascMillennial
What’s wrong with the guy? He has a dog, visits his mom regularly, has a good job, appears fit and maintains a clean home.
If more people were like him, we’d have a much better world.
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@BowTiedBull
mentions luggage companies are doing well during summer flex season
2.Buys SMSEY stock
3.Waits 1 month for Q2 earnings call
4.Sells stock, buys more efferium
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Office ordered 🍕 for lunch. Politely declined.
Retrieved my lunch from microwave.
“Grey’s not eating any pizza? Just chicken and peas?”
“That’s why he looks like he does.”
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@BowTiedBull
Every day read a scan or do a biopsy on someone in their 40s or 50s with cancer.
Get after it, much less time than think
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@BowTiedBull
Yes. You were absolutely correct but didn’t go far enough before.
People who require UBI by definition cannot make appropriate decisions with money.
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@AuronMacintyre
That’s it? The dirt on Vance is photos of him goofing around in high school and college? The guy must be a saint.
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@BowTiedOx
First set of labs from April 2021. Pre-diabetic, cholesterol looks bad.
Second set from August 2021, earlier this week, 55 days into 90-day program. Lost 18+ pounds so far. HgbA1c back in normal range. Cholesterol improving. Even testosterone up by 10%. WAGMI!
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@BowTiedBroke
Her big city girlfriends will be like, “he has a TRUCK?” and look away thoughtfully, imagining the hairy flannel-clad man beast their friend is dating, and will try to arrange double dates so they can meet you too.
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@BowTiedBroke
🤣 dear Georgia travel board, the fact that millions of people pass through the massive Atlanta airport on their way to other much better locations does NOT make YOU a travel destination. That doesn’t count!
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Did Joe Manchin end the pandemic?
Voted down BBB -> no more big spending bills ->COVID only hurts Democrats now since it is no longer justifies big federal spending-> “this is a state issue now”
Joe Manchin ended the pandemic at the federal level.
@DoctorAnarchist
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I like this DeSantis fellow.
@AdamDopamine
@DoctorAnarchist
DESANTIS: “Honestly, [justices] Roberts and Kavanaugh didn’t have a backbone on that decision. That’s the bottom line."
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@martyrmade
Tell me why a beautiful child who was only made possible through IVF shouldn’t exist.
I was raised Catholic, am terrified of God and repent my sins. I don’t buy for a moment that my child was one of them. The Pope can pound sand on this one; I love my kiddo more than myself.
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@BowTiedBull
💯. Note that Biden will show up to a picket line in Michigan but not Maui wildfires.
Is because 2024 comes down to a few counties in Michigan, Arizona, PA, Nevada and Georgia.
Incentives.
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Find lost dog in street.
Take him home. Kiddo: do we have a new 🐶?
No, he’s lost. How does he get home?
Show him collar. Reads name and phone number. Helps call owners, family reunited ❤️
“I’m going to be a really good reader so I can help dogs get home”
That works.
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@KurtSchlichter
Eat something wrong? Suggest an x-ray to make sure there's not an object stuck in the bowels? Best wishes to your dog.
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@BowTiedBull
I am proud to have cultivated my circle well enough to only be finding out about this now.
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@Cernovich
Evolutionary advantage of sleep deprivation and memory loss: you forget the pain lol
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Potty training:
-> comes running saying “I need to poop”.
-> run to bathroom, taking undies off realize “I need to poop” = “I already pooped”
- 💩 falls on the floor, toddler steps in it
- “help me I got 💩on my foot!” runs around making 💩 footprints
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An SUV broke down in coffee shop drive thru, pushed it out of way solo. Driver bought me and the family breakfast. Nice.
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@BowTiedBull
Yeah, pretty symbolic. God is Genius; the source of creative will and energy.
Further one moves from away, less energy there is. Also why the bad guys can’t create, only subvert.
Is reason for “go woke, go broke”; when one moves a cultural item away from its source of genius,
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@JackPosobiec
I have evidence that an adult JD Vance has eaten Trix cereal. He was NOT a kid. 😱
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@BowTiedBull
😆 this is how I’ve impressed people at golf for years.
I practice only my driver. First swing, first hole, cream it 275 yards down the fairway.
Can double-bogey everything after that; people still think I’m good because of that magic first impression.
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@BowTiedBull
@GoodPoliticGuy
Consistently surprised that most restaurants stay in business at all.
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@BowTiedBull
This gets a lot easier when one realizes that Trump is the most honest politician in the US.
Everyone else is paid off by lobbyists, blackmailed by intelligence agencies, or both. Including the people who run the DNC and RNC.
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@BowTiedBroke
💯 😂. This was the level of performance that I would have put on if pulled from the crowd during the event.
In her defense I probably would have pulled a hamstring, so she has that going for her.
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The French took the opportunity of a world stage to give Christianity the middle finger by mocking the true faith with their postmodern mockery of a religion.
Message received.
I always knew the French were classless hairy malodorous cretins but this is disgusting. A new low.
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Lmao hey
@BowTiedBull
, POTUS caught on to Shrinkflation about 2 years after you predicted it
While you were Super Bowl shopping, did you notice smaller-than-usual products where the price stays the same?
Folks are calling it Shrinkflation and it means companies are giving you less for every dollar you spend.
I’m calling on the big consumer brands to put a stop to it.
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Hopped on the playground pullup bar while toddler was playing after church. Did 10 pullups, would have struggled with 2 a couple years ago.
Felt good.
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Helping guy get old drug conviction expunged.
Hard worker. Temp agency kept him on temp status for years, made $$$ off him while ensuring employers knew criminal record so wouldn’t hire him full time.
Bit of paperwork later, records sealed. Should get FT+ health benefits now
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@BowTiedEffer
Killing me.
On call at hospital. Kid has tee ball game at park 5 minutes away, zip out and watch him bat. He has a big smile when he gets to 1st base and sees me.
Get paged and back to work.
Got to let them know they’re important whatever the responsibilities.
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@BowTiedBull
Nothing tests a young relationship like going out for a $200 dinner vs staying home and cooking ramen.
Lifestyle decline intolerable
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There are 9 planets.
All this pronoun and gender nonsense started after we decided we could change Pluto from a planet into something else.
There are 9 planets. Always have been.
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Multiple helicopters circling over hospital.
Admin calls to laugh and say I’m the only doctor within hundreds of miles willing to do certain time sensitive procedures over the holiday. People are being flown in from hours away.
I’m one of the most powerful people in the state.
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@BowTiedBull
Optimistic view:
- 70% of people are ok with this
- this group of people are generally nonproductive and will not reproduce
- other 30% are more productive and motivated
- selection pressure yields population of exclusively motivated and productive people reproducing
- profit
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@BowTiedBull
This seems to indicate developers are trying desperately to offload newly built inventory.
If can buy a brand new home for ~same price as older home, most buy the new 🏠.
Which means older homes are going to have to drop prices to have a chance at selling.
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@BowTiedOx
Down another 2 lbs to 226 lbs this week, 24 lbs in total. Walking 13,500 steps a day. Proud moment buying a new belt this week; the old ones are way too big now. WAGMI!
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@BowTiedBull
Nice coffee mug you got there. Work hard and maybe you’ll earn a Patagonia like this one.
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@Cernovich
I like cooking and playing with kiddo and pets. Cleaning up messes on occasion too.
Reframe is it’s spiritually rewarding to be given privilege of taking care of other creatures.
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@ScottAdamsSays
The victim was a white former Eagle Scout and the shooter was a black female.
Doesn’t justify looting, so it will not become national news.
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Employer: hey everyone we were disappointed by poor attendance at our holiday party last night
Half of employees: bro you were literally going to fire us a week ago unless we got an unnecessary medical procedure of course we didn’t show.
@DoctorAnarchist
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@bowtiedreact
@BowTiedBull
👍🏻 this is my entire investment strategy.
Value trader. Acquire good assets that expect to go up long term. Never over-extend, never have to sell. Gamble or trade with nominal funds.
It’s not fast, but you survive and grow.
Use go getter energy to build a business
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@BowTiedDaddy
💯.
We still remind each other we can’t read each other’s mind.
Honey I love you but I don’t know what you want unless you ask. If that bothers you then get used to being unhappy since I can’t read your mind and you probably don’t want me to either 😆
Worked ok so far
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@9mm_smg
Yeah. Baldwin is not a good person. In this particular incident, it wasn’t his fault.
Justice is supposed to be blind to the individual in weighing a case. So this is a fair outcome.
Wish the system worked this way for everyone.
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To all the young folks out there:
- “no one cares, work harder” is just a gimmick motivational saying. If in trouble, people do care
- recessions mean setbacks are more frequent and happen to everyone. Opportunity will rise again
- keep your head up, keep at it, you’ll succeed
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@BowTiedGatorDDS
It’s the insurance companies.
Walmart couldn’t make healthcare profitable, despite having a doggone pharmacy right there to fill prescriptions.
That’s how you know it’s really bad.
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