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Buying these to wear them on date nights.
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Then Push went on the Buddens podcast to play recorded phone calls of Aubrey's henchmen offering dudes from Pusha's hood money to give up dirt on him and they were all scared to divulge anything.He's the real boogeyman
This is why Pusha T is goated. Put a stop to all that IG trolling stuff and made him drop a statement 😭
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SA girls are classically beautiful across the board but American IG baddie standards have twisted their perceptions on true beauty
Mihlali Ndamase last month at the 2023 Glamour Women of The Year.
Mihlali Ndamase showed off her breast surgery scars.
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that escourt website is about to see an influx of SA baddies registering on the platform. It gives me flashbacks to lockdown when that one hun tweeted a thread about her Onlyfans earnings and it opened the floodgates to a new wave of the baddie industrial complex in SA
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Kiernan Forbes ❤️
They will call you names, they will call you crazy, they will label you this and label you that. DONT LET UP. You are BLESSED to be a SOUTH AFRICAN.
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Even as a nigga, being friends with women can be exhausting. They'll get mad at you for not congratulating them for a milestone they shared on their stories but never told you about.
There's so much pressure in female friendships. Ever listened to them vent about their friends? Man look 😂😂😂
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Let the 🐐 speak on it
A reminder that Bafana Bafana players earn more than Banyana Banyana, because they are men.
If people were compensated based on their skills, Bafana would have to pay Banyana… ✌🏾
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Twitter's fav headgirl said a mother with a sextape will have no bearing on her teenage son's life mos
Huge brawl at the school. Young man fighting for his life. Some kids found out his mother did OnlyFans and started teasing him. Sharing the videos and pictures. I feel for him 😔
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Lyle Foster I respect your decision brudda... you'll have to stand in front of truth and reconciliation commission for your acts of treason
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There's a hood baddie in every corner of SA built like everyone one of them who'll be happy with a 6 pack of cider and KFC.
Wandi Ndlovu charges R7500 for a weekend
Cindy Makhathini charges R15,000 a weekend
DJ Cyan Boujee charges R27,500 for a weekend
Xoli Mfeka charges R150,000 for a weekend
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They called him a mad man
People really are gassed about Jadon Sancho. Don’t forget he’s playing in the Bundesliga. Same competitive level as premier league U21s. At the end of the day he’s just an English Charly Musonda
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Unemployed niggas be going crazy when iPlan comes on. Screaming “Dlala Thukzin!” with tears in their eyes
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@Vhoyde
Oh a few have definitely folded. No way he didn't land on some huns who were yearning to create date night content
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That's why they k!ll their wives. At least a Black woman is loud with her disrespect for everyone to see. white women whisper their abuse in a man's ear, slowly piercing through his K Way armour till it penetrates his soul and he snaps
white men go through in marriages. they are drowning with demanding women. drowning.
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@Razkill_99
Lmaooo. He deserves an extra 10 years in whatever sentence he'll be handed for that
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Let the 🐐 tell it
Don't let these old and middle aged women shame y'all. Fuck the shit outta these 20 year old women
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Aah.... I thought a Nazi apologist father does more damage to a child's psyche than a mother with a sex tape on the Internet
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Not apparently. It's well documented that he moved weight
Oh now you are cooking cooking. I heard Ivirn used to move that weight. Especially during apartheid
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Who's the comedian who said something about the food in a country being bad when the women have the most rights..
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use the actual slur you want to describe men as.
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A prime example of winning the genetics lottery can get you far in life. He left jail as a Crip and scored a modelling contract cos women were swooning over his mug shot. And that tear tattoo lets us know the serious crimes he's committed
If women ran the world, all the good looking niggas would get away with everything. There'd be a handsome serial killer out there and they'd say he's misunderstood.
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@kwets11
cheating is the only rational excuse for a break up in their minds. They don't ever want to be told "you suck boo boo"
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Scara Ngobese would pull up to my high school in his Mini Cooper to pick up girls we liked. We have the last laugh now
I grew up ekasi and in the rurals, I've been competing with grown men for girl's attention since high school
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Poor people aren't looking to listen to anyone who looks like they're in the same situation as them.
Only in Africa can a man wearing shoes worth 28k claim to represent the poor!
Africa will remain poor unless we dissociate with the evil demagogues🤞🏿
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everyone saying they don't retire is thinking in extremes, hoes can retire and become homemakers. It's the Virgin Mary's that will have you drinking Jik cos at 40 she started clubbing cos feels like she never enjoyed her youth enough
Retired hoes are really the best women you can find. Sexually experienced and knowledgeable. No longer worldly and interested in adventures. Appreciative for being given a chance at love. She really has to be retired though
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There's an OG I worked with and this brudda turned off his IG comments when he posted his wedding photos. He didn't inform his hoes lmaooooo
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He'd do this after a night of heavy partying. 25k, Killer Mphela 🔥
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Run the video clip of Charlamagne predicting the now evident Joe budden implosion
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Ay man, if this is what you guys want to discuss at least talk about practicing it on abelungu instead of your cousins and friends you're jealous of
Gogo Maweni start a podcast that will be discussing witchcraft.
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People who view being called fat as an insult while not putting in any effort to not be fat tire me. You'd rather fight the world than fight those carbs. Tragic
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@Vhoyde
I've done it the few times and retired from it.
The funniest interaction I had with one hooker was when said to me "you pretty boys always want to make girls cum. I don't have time for that, I've got kids to feed"
Had to respect that 🔥 😂
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I will always put the blame on men and their lack of boundaries for women having this kind of mentality in friendships
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"Lizzo Twitter" is the new term for THAT side of Twitter.
The online sociopaths that love to bully others but play victim soon as they get the same energy in return
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There's only 2 kinds of people that speak highly of Cape Town:
- whites people who only want to be around other whited everywhere they go.
- December visitors that stay in Camps Bay for 2 weeks
LMAOOOOOO ey y’all not selling Cape Town ey 😂😂😂 it’s expensive, the weather changes all day, the people are racist…hai 🤣🤣🤣
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I'm as liberal as they come but never to the point of self-hate masked as progressive politics. American identity politics have poisoned the mind of SA'ns. We have a serious problem of wanting to be seen as progressive at the expense of our nationalism
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@selabae_
I stand corrected but wasn't it that he had a case in the first place because Vodacom didn't have that IP clause for employees in his department ? If that's the case then he surely should milk this
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It's all in the hands of Allah and Yaya Toure's juju man to stop Pep's tyranny now🙏🏾
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A typical linkedin profile of a white exec just reads
- Gym Instructor (2006)
- Financial Advisor (2010)
- Heart Surgeon (2019)
- CEO (2023-)
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Chris Rock said when he back to his hood, all the present, family-loving dads from his street died. And the deadbeat drug addict fathers were still alive and smoking crack
Why do these evil people live long without any punishment ?
Karma is a myth really.
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A few years ago to see such gruesome content you'd have to go to a website called Liveleak cos social platforms had moderators who ensured such stuff get flagged asap. Seeing this shit often has desensitised us to violence
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Blaq Diamond saved their money and found a lawyer instead of begging people to tweet Ambitiouz to pay them. Lightwork
CONGRATULATIONS to my client Blaq Diamond for winning again, against YouTube & Ambitiouz entertainment in urgent court, won again with costs!
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Engagement baiting to push your brother's mixtape lmaoooo.
I can't hate on that
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AKA fought against such and his own folk villainised him. RIP El Pudi
Without Asake Amapiano as a genre wouldn’t even be as big as it is now
South Africans just need to accept that Nigerians bettered the sound. Thank you for the log drum whatever but Nigeria will take it from here 👍 🙏
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Freddie Stapelberg, who's been at the forefront of seeking justice for the murder of his partner Nadine Terblanche, was arrested for her and her son's murders.
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If my woman described all the things she loved about me and all of it revolved around money, I would've failed myself and my entire lineage
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White men in the DA :
Matric : 1988
Diploma in exercise : 1990
Nelson Mandela municipal councilor: 2004- 2009
Eastern Cape legislation: 2010 - 2018
Member of parliament: 2020 -2024
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Wanting philosophical discourse from a podcast that covers the entertainment industry is what's dumb tbh.
I find it scary how South Africans don't see how dumb Mac & Sol are.
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He definitely just heard a nasty story about his wife's past that has his stomach turning and he's now inviting the public into see his domestic pain lmao
Ey from me it sounds like there’s something deep bothering the grootman here, he’s actually addressing something 🫠
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You don't really love your woman if there isn't a little bit of disdain for her. Choosing to being willfully ignorant to their sick ways is why most men die of heart disease in their 50s
There's no way y'all actually feel that way about your girlfriends irl💀
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deon hotto doing his post match interview in a durag deserves an honourable mention
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No DNA. Just RSA
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I've always said feminists are repressed freaks that you can easily unlock with a bit of pandering.
A homey of mine caught an STD from a "Erykah Badu" hun. His bias failed him 😭😂
These woke women really are the best hoes you can get if you can weather the jargon and word salads. I think they've overtaken the chakra huns
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A accurate no look pass from your own half into the opposition's box is pure madness
Masibusane Zongo.... I was never familiar with your game. I apologise
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The hugo boss drip gawd
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I hate the term digital nomads. It downplays the damage that these people are doing to our country. Batho ba ke makwerekwere maan
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I'd put this face on a billboard. Unreal cosmetic spec
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If a man who loves you really wants to sleep with another woman, he’ll just cheat. Respectfully so. If he asks you to watch and participate?? He definitely hates you.
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Nkao Tempela is really an elite song. That nigga Ch'cco was crooning his threats. Whisper-singing on how he'll cause grievous bodily harm to anyone who tried him
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@AshleyMakgatho
Yup. One small clash of ideologies has people ready to leave a relationship instead of talkinf it out because they have in their pockets a world of options of someone who they think ticks every single box in their criteria of the perfect partner
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white south africans see Palestinian babies being murdered and yet they question minister Pandor's support for them as her fulfilling some personal agenda. Peak caucasity
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This just reminds me of our esteemed twitter feminist head girl saying
"why are men in the business of 16 year olds"
when we tried speaking out against teenage baddies
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The irony is... telling a pretty woman she's full of shit increases your chances of getting her cos she rarely gets that type of honesty from dudes that court her
Gents who don't know how to tell a pretty women that she's talking shit would benefit the most from buying bums
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The real weirdos mad at this tweet are the cyber bullies posing as victims because how did they collectively arrive at the same conclusion about this means when there's no specific details behind it
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stop jumping to insane conclusions but more importantly... stop gropping and sexually harassing people at parties
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This hun has a lifeless face. Her soul has been sucked out of her body
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anyone making serious life decisions based off 2 second TikTok videos deserves the pain and suffering life deals them
Unrelated but related,I saw a TikTok where someone was explaining a method men use to trick women into accepting less. For example,if he gives you 100% from day one then drops to 90%,you'll feel it. Then he'll start giving you 95% and you'll be happy-
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Tweeting from the comfort of your suburban home about fascism being more harmful to teens than your mom in a porno is proof that wokeness is a hobby for the privileged middle class that have never been in the trenches engaging with people outside of their Twitter echo chamber
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Women's football in the 2000s used to be comical man. Bo Nthabi had huge titties smacking their faces when they ran. Thick thighs slowed their pace down drastically. I'm happy local clubs have evolved to grooming serious sportsthem/they
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less about that. more about understanding proportions and dressing for your body. Gym niggas wear nut hugging skinny jeans and call it a day
The only fashion advice I have for anyone is get in shape. You'll look good in anything
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the demons she suppresses with booze and partying are fighting to come out as she speaks
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The best upper level employees are great at social dynamics. They know how to make you feel like they're in the trenches with you when they know damn well you're way down their priority list
In the workplace, the most unavailable people are the ones who tell you to reach out or keep in touch everytime they see you.🤦🏾♂️
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I hate corporate jargon so much. People use it to waffle and hide a lack of sharp thinking behind big words that are just lumped up together
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I'll always revisit this whenever Camavinga does something remarkable.
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told an ex that she had all the language to explain sexual coercion but had 0 awareness when she put it in practice
If you ever want to see what women understand about boundaries and consent, tell your lady you're not in the mood for sex. You'll be a gay philanderer by the end of that day.
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Talent works hard but great management works harder. Whoever her team is, they're doing wonders
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Arab scents are stronger than a single black mother who's put 3 kids through varsity by herself
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the privileged middle class would rather theorise about surface level morality than actually engage on issues that plague the working class
Black lives don't matter to Black people, hence the celebration of Mkhwanazi's arbitrary killings.
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Black women use dangerous language when speaking on black men. This is how white supremacists talk about us. Insane
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🇿🇦 🇿🇦 🇿🇦
Amapiano FC is gonna cook at AFCON. I wouldn't be patriotic if I didn't have a bit of delusion
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They offer e-wallets in exchange for phone numbers and feet pics. The girlies are right to scam any willing bhari
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the hood raised us for community.
stokvels have help free our parents from debt. funeral donations - monetary or labour - are gestures of "I don't have much but here's a little something for your grieving family"
strong individuals are buiilt by tribes
The people who don't attend family events and don't speak to their neighbours are shocked that there's no community. No community for you maybe 😂😂
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Not a quote but him going surfing in Timbs is why he's top 5 of all time
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"Acts of service is my love language" is enraged at this. Make it, make sense
my mom just put a pot on the stove to cook pap because her husband is suddenly hungry and he wants pap, marriage looks like a bad idea everyday
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@Vhoyde
This is why elite athletes like Michael Jordan can never be great coaches. Only they have the maniacal drive to win and it's something they will find extremely difficult to inspire in others
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Male insecurity became a booming online business - unstoppable force
Luxury content and out of touch lifestyle standards from young women - immovable object
What's happening? Why are young dudes struggling to chat up women? Kutheni bengakwazi ukushela ? The aggression accompanied by rude,vulgar language?Most NB,failing to take a 'no thanks'. This is some Moses Sithole-esque behaviour🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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