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No matter how hard things are - no matter how tought things may get - the game of life demands that you play it..❤️
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He turns 31 and the seizures start to kick in, but muafuckas will blame the vaccine he took in 2021.
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Injury time husband..😭💔
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We've gone more than 1 generation of grooming girls into employees & corporate lionesses.
In some cases they've been taught to shun the goal of being a wife & mother.
These "boss bitches" now lack the skills to find & keep a partner, & rely on antidepressants to keep sane.
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Problem is that Mzansi is a top wine producer, in the world. Which means that you're gonna get quality wine for cheap.
But you broke snobs le nwa price. So y'all gon' act fresh.
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You forget that this is an app where a 2nd year university girl - who eats dry noodles ka di 23 - can call a working man a loser for having a smart shopper card.
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They are buying bums..
R10k crush allowance ? Damn , niggas are applying serious pressure
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Y'all still think men are attracted to the things you are attracted to?
You think that masters degree can compete with a fat ass?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Men out here cheating on women with Bachelor and Master’s degrees with girls who can’t even find their birth certificates coz honestly men lie about their preferences Sis 😂
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A VGA cable in 2023 is nasty nasty business.
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I like it when you guys insult men by calling them women.
It's like y'all think women are whack.
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Who's the comedian who said something about the food in a country being bad when the women have the most rights..
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*Quite unfair how male DJs have to actually know how to DJ to be recognised.
Quite unfair how male Dj’s don’t have to do all that extra dancing to be recognised.
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Ka 1st year we witnessed a baddie realise gore she's a baddie in the middle of a relationship with a dude, who was just a regular cool dude. Just a great likeable guy.
But Jozi money boys were saying other things.. 💔😢
The funniest is when a broke nigga cuffs a baddie who comes from poverty. Now that is a proper tragic comedy 😂😂😂😂
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You gotta respect the dedication and innovation of these smugglers, man.
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You guys are perpetual children. Nothing is ever your fault.
Everything happens to you, and you contribute nothing to your situation...
Jorja blew up at 20 years old. She’s 26 now. Our bodies are susceptible to a myriad of changes in that decade between 20 and 30. We just have this insane standard for women so we expect them to look however was most conventionally attractive, forever.
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A reminder that women will put in (extra) effort when they like you..
Apply Pressure ya masepa..
My date called immediately when I got home telling me usefikile and manje I must request and go back. I'm glad ufikile 😁 let me rush back
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A man will spend 8 years with you, and then propose 4 months into his next relationship.
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Easier to regulate people who are used to being regulated. Smokers have mad freedom. Imagine drinking during your lunch break ko spaan?
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"Say a woman invites me to JHB all expenses paid and access to events and clubs..."
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Why would his cousin stop him?
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Me looking at a Vhoyde tweet that agree with that's a lil' too unhinged for me to retweet..
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"Ladies don't listen to any dusty man when they tell you your standards are too high."
Rich men give crazy first date experiences just like how drug dealers give out free samples of crack... The end result is the same..
Guys out here doing all this for ran thru puss
Hoeflation is getting out of control
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Gents! Don't let these women fool you into thinking that they can do (that much) better than you.
A lotta those "more attractive" (more monied, better looking) men are just gonna fuck 'em. If a relationship is what she wants chances are that you are (one of) her best option(s).
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As m'jita you even learn to apologise when someone else steps on your shoe.
Violence is always on the menu for us. Can't just be talking to strangers anyhow.
Doesn't really matter who's wrong. Put your pride aside, and continue being alive.
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It shouldn't too surprising that a young dude who drives a BMW, is in shape, and has shown in other ways that he earns & lives well is running through women.
In fact the way he doesn't care about all the insults thrown at him, is a hint that he takes rejection well too.
Niggas saw Mr Smeg pull girls with his cattle bro. While some were calling him a loser 😂
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Thousands of youth are going through heartache and depression, 'cause they could not finish school..
All because a ni_99a wanted to bend over isishwapa with no hips..😢💔
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Maybe narcissistic behaviour from women is deemed normal.
Lotta dudes can't grasp that (former) girlfriends emotionally abuse(d) them.
Why are men always deemed the narcissist in a relationship? I’ve never heard a man accuse a women of being a narcissist.
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Yup!!
Because now you have one less lapdog to call at 3am to pick you up from the club, & drive you to the "sex guy"/boyfriend who gives below bare minimum, for your attention..
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A similar pandemic relating to how men are struggling is spreading as well..
Sisekakeni..
The narcissistic coping mechanisms aren't working anymore..
It's all slowly coming to the forefront..
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He grows up to be a degenerate hypersexualised fuck up...
And "patriarchy" will be to blame..
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Gotta pay the cost to be the boss..
"My dad Fela was an icon but not a good father" – Yeni Kuti
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Oh, she's just as extra with the affection..??
Y'all tried to make it seem like this shit one sided.
These people are great for each other.
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10 years from now..
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Leading cause of death is obesity..
Guess who tops that stat..
"Men don't test until they about to die"
Nako eao, HIV not even the top 3 leading causes of death in SA.
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@m_buthelezii
@Bongani20994708
@Mxbeez
In his defence it's Angie's education policy that got him there.
Please be gentle, next time you correct people.
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That's one of the more fascinating things about (Mzansi) Twitter.
Muafuckas don't even gotta have money to be classist.
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They do... They just fein ignorance to win arguments.
Ask 'em about all the friends they no longer speak to, and the "bitch" at their place of employment.
The unfortunate thing is that most women don't believe evil women exist until they have sons
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If your father is deadbeating there by your house, but is present AF in another house..
Maybe... Just maybe.. maybe it's time to consider that your mother is/was annoying..
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By the time you're done loading that thing, your funeral service would've already finished..🤞🏾
It Would Be Nice To Have This Folding Credit Card Gun 😉
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Y'all were in primary school when J Cole went "platinum with no features"?
Hayi, ngeke..
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I'm a foreigner who lived in SA for years. I came home 'cause I had difficulty renewing my visa..
Every time I'd lamented my struggle to SAns, many said "Why don't you buy an SA ID? I know a guy. It's just R----."
You guys believe in corruption, till it bites y'all in the ass.
Why are South Africans so in denial of all the damage African foreigners are doing to our country? Identity theft, going to countries with our documents and claiming to be S. Africans when they're not. Destroying our infrastructure, hijacking us, and killing us. Who's xenophobic?
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You finish high school and life bombards you with character building exercises..
Lol how many times amajita in their 20’s hosted parties where baddies were fetched by some car that parked outside?? 💀💀
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Y'all let narcissists, scammers & prostitutes tell you how to go about relationships and money way too often..
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The fear of your father will save you from some major mistakes in life, as a child..
Especially in your teens when the desire to fit in, and impress your peers, is at a chaotic peak..
Looking at the state of kids I think I’ll be the kids go to their rooms as soon as I walk in the house type of dad. This gentle shit ain’t it.
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I've read this 12 times..
Where is the "problem"?
Problem with a lot us gents, we want to be in a relationship with a good girl but continue fucking baddies on the side
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"Old enough" = maximum 21 yrs
"A woman never..." = minimum 31 yrs
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I'm sure they were calling him a liar the whole night, in his hood, when he told the story..😭😭
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Having FOMO for being a Xenophobia victim is some weirdo behaviour..
Namibia and South Africa have a strong shared history going back over a hundred years, but they still treat us Namibians as second class neighbours. There have been times when I visited Cape Town that I've genuinely felt unsafe walking around. Xenophobia is terrible there.
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Some of y'all think spoiling your kids will make them not pursue older men and other disdained forms of acquiring things..
But at times spoiling them has done is make them addicted to a certain lifestyle without having to earn it.
You unwittingly create high end dependants...
Pretoria mother declares war on 'blesser', says he is a curse for her daughter
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They cheered when a 15 yr old brought home a TV bought by her "boyfriend."
The kids don't stand a chance.
Remember that video of the school girl talking about all the things she wants her man to provide. Some of us said this leaves her vulnerable to be preyed on because only older men have those things. Y'all called us names for that. Kids that want to be baddies are in danger.
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Generational wealth is about the knowledge of all the assets, before it is about the assets themselves.
If you don't hand down the respect and understanding of these things - how to take care of them - then it's not "generational".
I know okes who were left with 25 cows , 10 taxis and couple of wholesalers and they blew all money . Generational wealth is never sustainable in the black community.
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You've got new born babies, and another on the way, with your billionaire girl..
Would you waste your time going back and forth with Canadian Vhoyde, when his stocks are potentially at an all time low...
Does A$AP respond? Man dissed him twice on this album lol
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"Joined May 2017"
Hi
@Support
, this user was
@mohalemotaung_
and they have created a new account to circumvent a permanent suspension.
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I remember when I was younger someone said that "if you have 5 bucks, and a woman has 5 bucks, then she has more money than you."
This is an example of the mentality..
Mina if I’m paying half the bills then that means I’m also the man of the house. Ayikho into ungang’tshela yona. Kini makunomcimbi ngizohlala namadoda
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I will never understand why someone who can afford a R300k bar tab is drinking it in Midrand instead of New York.
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Reads like a scam..
Probably just a trap to find out Vhoyde's identity..
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In women's minds, Yes..🙏🏾
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"...nothing could have prepared us for the increases in interest rates."
Uhm...Koshiek??
I get that he ain't the most likeable personality over here. But he be spitting..
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Instead of teaching people on getting better at finding a partner, we keep teaching them that being alone is okay.
Humanity is in a dark place.
Stop thinking you need a relationship to be happy. Sometimes all you need is just a Job, money and new clothes!
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Damn!! They're blaming sexually transmitted infection stats on sexless men?
Y'all are happy to call men all types of incels but when y'all hear that HIV is more prevalent in women it's a different chat?
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I just scrolled your Twitter feed...
And your first 20 tweets have nothing to do with wine either..
You can’t DM me and ask how you get into the wine industry when you don’t have a single wine posted in your last 20 posts. Come on!
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Bo "apply pressure" ke nthontsa majita who are on a one way trip to the friendzone. That's not for the guy she likes.
When she likes a ni_99a o tlaa uylwa ka bo "it's the little things, sana.🥰"
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You will not mind fuck yourself out of needing and wanting a partner..
Can't be acting like you don't want to build romantic bonds, with another person, by pursuing everything that comes with relationships on your own..
Guys please romanticize your life. Go on solo dates, study in coffee shops, buy yourself flowers, wake up at 5 am to do a workout, cook yourself some dinner. it will bring you happiness i promise. not for people to see, just for yourself
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You humiliate a ni_99a like this and he gonna come back and spray your daughter's daycare, and your momma's bingo club..
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Anytime a man "suffers" y'all wanna guilt them into thinking their pain & the wrong that's been done to them is not important...
There must be some bigger issue other than the fact that a man has been wronged.
"The child that nywe nywe nywe"
Where is the real father? Huh?
What happens in this instance where both the parent and child love each other and have bonded for a long time. Surely that bond & relationship is impossible to just dissolve upon receiving paternity results- the one that suffers the most is the child herself.
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You are a firm believer in masepa..
I’m a firm believer in NOT getting to know your neighbors. What, are we supposed to have some kind of a connection because we live closer to each other? Nah I don’t eff with people like that homie. GTFO with your nasty ass apple pie, Gertrude.
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The thing that kills me about these corruption/fraud cases is that you never hear about them using offshore banking; or any kind of money moving tricks.
It's always just direct; EFT to personal account.
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In the end verticalpass was a net positive.
He was a high moral catfish. Advocated for discipline in one's sexual life, work life, & often in both. He championed having social skills, taking care of family & other relationships.
Inspired some guys to work harder, & live better.
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But they don't have money to pay new graduates...
Outchea intefering with BMW's yearly turnover.
| Over R60m in salaries paid to staff at Eastern Cape hospital which has been closed for 2 years
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Because there was no female "victim"..
They don't care about 15 yr old male Usher..
The thing most women don't realize is alotta men were talking about how weird dat nigga is for eons now. With 50 cent being the most recent.
Suddenly Cassie drops a law suit & they surprised why men ain't defending him.
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Doing the opposite (and raising boys like they are girls) doesn't do them much good either..
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In my family all the teeanage pregnancies came from girls fucking their age mates.
It makes it very hard for me to accept this blanket statutory rape statement y'all (recently) been assigning as the cause for all of them.
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Seeing a hardworking young nerd fall for an expired baddie with fatherless children breaks my heart 💔😞
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DA propaganda machine too strong for a 22% vote party..
SA media is beyond captured..
Most South Africans favour an ANC-DA coalition govt - survey
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Nna I'm not scared of having difficult conversations like a lot of people here are.
We can have the convo. Just participate in good faith, and we'll be alright.
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"It's disgusting out there the way they treat women in the middle east.
Do you know what's not disgusting in the middle east?" 🤣🤣🤣
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Plenty of decent dating advice out there.
But people tend to prefer the shit that speaks to their ego, more than anything. Now you're getting drunk off & some misogynist/misandrist bile.
Shit that demands that you take responsibility & work on yourself, is far less consumed.
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Ni_99a, he was Killmonger last week. Let another ni_99a eat.
Michael B Jordan will reprise his role as Human Torch in Spider-Man 3
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"Do your forehead again."
The "friend" hates her in every facet of her life.
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Ni_99as who are only good at their job think they can speak to everyone like they are a subordinate at work..🤣😂
“Found you cute. Rosebank. 18:00” when she literally doesn’t know you is NOT “taking charge” my brother. That sounds like a threat 😭
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"My lawyers"
This fake made up tweet has been circulating for 5 years. My lawyers will be dealing with this from today and opening a case of defamation of character against the one who created it in the first place. You people have no idea how much damage this fake tweet has caused.
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Dating = going out & meeting people; "trying them out"; entertaining potentials (usually for the purpose of finding oneself in a relationship.)
Relationship = a consensual (romantic) commitment you've made to someone (or more people).
Often used interchangeably; mistakenly so.
What's the difference between dating & being in a relationship? Or do yall just use two words interchangeably?
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She always knew. She just doesn't like how things have changed.
It didn't bother her that he was doing bad things. She's only bothered that the bad things are now being done to her.
My colleague was telling me that she was dating her dream man, so they got married and stuff and all of a sudden he started abusing and raping her, she also then find out he is a hectic gangster and druglord…
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In 2008 Ian Khama began increasing the tax on alcoholic bevarages. He also introduced restrictions to the nightlife: clubs & bars were to close earlier.
About a decade later Botswana has an established, yet still emerging drug problem; khat & crack being the most abused.
New law will prevent liquor trading after midnight in Limpopo
The law forms part of the Limpopo Liquor Act and will mean that liquor outlets and nightlife facilities that trade alcohol will no longer be allowed to operate after midnight.
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Nothing more Caucasian than being more concerned and empathetic to dogs, than to other human beings..
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How come you guys know every (marginal) celebrity and who each one of them are fucking? Kardashians, Real House Wives..
Y'all know their exes and everything 😳
How come you guys know every sport and how everything works? Football, Rugby and Cricket, y'all know the rules and everything 😳
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