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Shout out to Chris though. He's showing gents that their girls are just groupies and not a potential wife
Man called off his engagement after he saw a picture of his fiancee with Chris Brown 👀
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South Africans: we should support her. She was born in SA and is south african.
South Africans after seeing her with her Nigerian family :
Oh hell no, she can't win
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This meltdown is ENDING me
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A whole life for a few car parts.
Absolutely hate criminals man
This is the condition they found Luke Fleurs's car in.
Six suspects have been arrested in connection with hijacking and murder.
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Middle-class South Africans are ‘losing’ over R10,000 every month
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We just have one clause gayton. Our barbers get special permits.
#SAElections24
PA leader Gayton McKenzie says that they want the Home Affairs department as one of their coalition agreement.
#Elections2024
#ElectionResults
#702WalkTheTalk
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Haibo this gent invited me to a braai which is tomorrow.. I said “sure”. And then he just texted me this.
Wantlwaela mos 😳
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If she has too many stories about abafana dribbling her 🚩🚩
Yk what’s funny? You guys think my Durban ex is the worst. Wait till I tell you guys about umfana wase Jozi. I should make a thread😂
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These are the people we arguing with on the TL by the way
Shame man, they probably thought they were going to be asked about fashion🫣
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Absolutely love the wording whenever private corporations get exposed for corruption.
"irregularly channelled"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A forensic investigation has found that JSE-listed Life Healthcare Group irregularly channelled R112 million of taxpayers’ money meant for drug recovery patients in Gauteng into its bank account.
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It's not to late to study a short course buddy
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Ya'll are defending foreigners cause your family members are making kids with them.
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Liverpool about to get a shit talker for a coach.
Looks like it's going to be a 3 way race again next season
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The rich liberals who stay in gated communities are telling us police are using excessive force
Kanti who is feeling sorry for criminals? Mina everyone on my TL is happy.
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Please tell the public how much it costs to get a decent gaming setup going.. We're fascinated
There is so many ways to make money on this planet. These South African kids are killing it on e-sports.
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There's a guy by where I stay. He's only 22. So he was telling me he wanted to break up with his girl (that also stays at the same place where I stay) becuase she doesn't want to give him sex.
I had to sit the young man down and explain game to him.
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Might be generational
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These folk are preparing for something sinister.
Ask yourself about the 80 000 military aged men who come from Somalia to South Africa
We have an immigration crisis yet people still want to throw the xenophobic tag? Piss right off man.
[WATCH] Mpumalanga police conduct a raid on a suspected illegal military base. The raid led to the arrest of dozens of Libyans who are allegedly linked to several crimes in White River.
#Newzroom405
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"fool booked?"
I just know 🔥📦
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You buy her a car, she'll drive it to the guy she really likes
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Men are dogs until the paternity tests come out.
My uncle just found out that my 32 y/o cousin is not his biological daughter 😭🕊️
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A whole 2x graduate. Aspiring the relationship goals of criminals
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Single women. Keep other women single
They’re bookmarking and screenshooting this tweet praying on the downfall of this woman’s marriage. And y’all say witchcraft isn’t real…
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She'd take phone calls from him, just minutes after you clapped her cheeks. And she still believes she'll find love with you LMAOOOOO
When she breaks up with her man for you but you don’t wanna be with her either because she’s a liar & cheater
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"the cost of living will go up because Americans keep moving to our country"
But it's crickets when a kid from the hood dies from eating a laced sweet. Our people won't be saved mfana. Just ignorance and liberal thinking
Digital nomads are here legally, yet yall complain about them , but Thabo can't complain about an aslym seeker in the hood ?
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I then also told him that looking at his age. The hun he's with now, is probably his best bet to finding genuine love. He's still 22. He's navigating in the field of IT. While she's studying. So it's a prime opportunity for them to build each other up.
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Dont get pregnant, I have a plan for us
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I think of this video
If men started publicising how women in our lives put their pride aside for us they'd call us abusive
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Vhoyde since he was told to stop talking politics and nation building
Ugly huns get money and think they can exfoliate their way to cuteness. Wild.
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He needs to realize that this hun likes him, while he's still on the come up. Becuase being single anf then becoming rich, almost becomes a trap becuase he won't trust another huns intentions. I hope my advise has resonated with him.
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This is exactly why father's are needed in the household.
You are literally making it worse.
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Nothing will happen to Cindy. Ya'll called Sithelo a pedophile, now ya'll call her mother cause she has access to the latest Porsche's
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I first told him that he shouldn't make this mistake when he's younger, that you leave a girl that you like, cause she doesn't want to have sex with you at this present time. He needs to be patient. She'll come around when she feels comfortable to do it.
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It doesn't even have to get to the coffee date. Pick up the phone and call her. You'll see by her energy if the juice is worth the squeeze
Ask women out on coffee dates. The ones who like you will say yes. Don’t ever think you have to take strangers on expensive dates
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It really be like this.
One asked me to pay for her spa treatment
Another asked me for R1500 so she can do her hair.
Dating nowadays is literally adopting a hobo
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The black tax chat is kind of interesting. The way I view it. Not saying its something which should be forced. But helping out or sending money back home seems uplifting. Abazali bethu aren't going to work forever, nothing wrong with assisting here and there.
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please recommend a good smart TV, preferably one that's not more than 10k 💀.
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Nearly 70% of South African women are considered obese and overweight.
But go off
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Jacob Zuma’s presidency destroyed any faith in economists that I ever had lol. I don’t take anything those people say seriously anymore. Man would wake up and the rand would fall to it’s knees. It’s all bullshit 😂
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I'm not paying R150-R200 for a haircut ffs man.
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Gents will understand one day that huns are the ones that control the tempo of dating 🤣😭. You thinking you're mack daddy here, when to her you're just another dude in the roster. You'll vomit blood finding out 5 other dudes are hitting her up to
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All I know is this. A father and husband would NEVER allow the kids to gang up on their mother if she's at fault with something.
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Bro. This is a epl top forward. Vs a 40 year old Elies Pelembe aka Dumingez 😭😭😭😭
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I remember when Miss X* was in that lifestyle. Ya'll defended her and call the detractors woman haters.
Only for Miss X* to come out and tell the full truth of what the lifestyle is about. Didn't register in your heads. That's why you defending again like Sergio Ramos.
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@Vhoyde
One man's actions have turned to all men once again. It's going to be uncomfortable for a few days
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That's the thing about the internet. One minute you posting an image to look edgey. The next its the face for a porn star handle thread.
Watch what you put on the internet my good people
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This looks so good, when it's not your girl wearing it
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😭😭😭😭 If the UK mandem are crying about our hard working brothers.
Who are we??
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This one doesn't surprise me at all.
When she got bought a merc, she said "thank you God"
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This thing will end in one of two ways.
1.) they pay the guy 29bn Rand
2.) they kill him. Cause he's a thorn in their side.
If Vodacom had just paid that man off the first time he made that request, they could've gotten hit with < R100m. 2 decades later and the bill is looking crazy 🤣
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May I never be seen as an injury time husband or the husband settling for a hun that has a shady past.
Now I'm walking with her in the mall, and owes are laughing at me. Soze mfana
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I remember when this meme had people UPSET.
And the line just got longer and longer and longer lmaoooooooo
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Would you pursue someone for 3 years of your life?
A man wanting to do better is always labelled ukuthi they have low self esteem why? 😂
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Who radicalized these young women, to date older guys
From the age of 15/16 they already want older guys. Boys their age don't stand a chance and only get to date girls this age when they are older. This is the dating market.
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But an honest question. Why do women, when younger, push this narrative of being more mature than their age mates? I'm just trying to understand how you can conclude that you are more mature than someone who's literally your age mate? It starts there
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I've realized that you're better off being the guy who's the "asshole" vs being the guy she can take advantage of
Woman explains why she make good men wait for sex and have 1 night stands with broke men 👀
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"you ain't getting this booty, I need to see a degree"
The boy in question afterwards for 3 full years
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The rule of thumb is as a man, don't be surprised if a woman leaves you once you ain't got it like that anymore.
Going through a divorce after Jomo Cosmos was relegated to NFD because the wife thought life was going to change.
#OffThePitchWithTK
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Come to South Africa. We have the infrastructure
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Something needs to be done about the CPT property market.the prices excludes the locals from renting or buying in good areas, it’s just ridiculous
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Another ick is finding out you don't fit the mold of her past boyfriends. I'm not your opportunity to turn your life around ma'am. Go back to the rivers and lakes you are used to
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But we have to be honest. Most women want male friends, simply cause they can make the guys do boyfriend duties, without actually commiting to them.
I also won't hear this argument of gents benefiting from being friends with huns. It's always almost one sided all the time
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I blame men solely for this. Men have made a 5 feel like she's a 9.
Giving unwarranted ewallets and then some
The lack of self awareness South African women have is shocking sometimes 😂😂😂
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History doesn't lie
But then South Africa turns a blind eye in Zimbabwe when ZANU PF undermines the will of the people, imprisonment of opposition, killing of civilians. Beware of friends that won't jump a puddle to come assist you but are willing to travel miles to attend your funeral. Angilwi!
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South African women are brave
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That's the thing that hits people. Even if they are with the most perfect partner. There's always an inent feeling that they can do better.
This sort of thinking has ruined the most genuine relationships from ever coming to fruition
People have to be utterly washed before they really see themselves spending the rest of their lives with someone else. Until then, they'll always be searching for the next honeymoon period buzz.
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Brave of you to say this when over half the women of SA are obese.
i think if SA men stopped having chicken licken and henny every weekend and focused on gym ? we would have more fine men
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Soon as a hun says this. Understand that there isn't something sustainable to build with them.
you’ll never find a woman entertaining another man if her actual man is treating her right, what you give, is what you get & you get served what you deserve , simple !
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Bro white guys don't have to do much. They just gotta be white 😭😂. She'd tell uThabang that she doesn't do house visits, we'll meet at a restaurant
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Does he know about her only fans?
Mawhoo says she's getting married in 2 years time and the man she's dating is rich rich.
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Think about how many young girls will watch this and carry the same sentiments.
Then we act shocked when young women are dating older guys for money. If huns were real, they'd be calling out Eva for these statements
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@uKilla_K
@Cindyswa_m
@AshleyMakgatho
They have careers to protect. And a lot of the time, the women they marry, want to take the back seat and let their man lead.
I don't think our sisters understand this. They want to be in the limelight as much as their men are
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The hoe phase stages:
Stage 1 : when she realizes that she can use her appeal to get rich men
Stage 2: gets as many men as possible to maintain the lifestyle
Stage 3: the men aren't around as much and the lifestyle slows down
Stage 4: warning other women (Miss xo).
Stage 2:
[PROSTITUTION] You give it to the person who offers the most money for it?😳
"I do have a man currently in my life who's providing for a certain lifestyle that I'm living,👂
But the moment I get the HIGHEST BIDDER it's chai."😳😳
Moses Tembe Rick Ross
#IBlewIt
#Radio2000
Konka
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Dann. Nthabeleng got her bank registered. While her biggest hater Kosheik, lost his job and turned into a fitness motivator.
Life man lmao
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Facebook is the pulse of the real South Africa. This Shebeshxt stuff forces you to confront how fucking stupid the average South African is because wtf is this?
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Man I'm crying. 20 years from now, kids will either have flat heads, or they'll be looking like Indiya crossed with a black person 😭😭😭😭😭 ay Marra our women kodwa
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@wefreeboy
People underestimate the cost of computer builds. I had a very basic build with an i5 7th Gen processor. And it cost me about 20K to build
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