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@ipentshisilabby
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Xhosa goddess || Golden obsessed || Warmth seeker
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Joined November 2019
Open phone policy to me means being able to use my phone for taking pictures, making calls ,sending yourself pictures from my phone, and playing games if you want. You can even pick a song. However, don’t go through my private messages with my friends and family❤️.
An open (phone) policy in a relationship is so healthy.
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Guess who’s feeding her delusions? Your boyfriend💋.
I think the worst thing that could happen to you as a girlfriend is your man’s baby mama being delusional about their “little family”🤣🤣🤣.
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Ten years later, my dad is still happily married to the woman he cheated on my mom with, while my mom was mourning the death of her mother.💀 Sometimes karma doesn’t know the address.🕊️Mind you umama wayethandaza kutshe ilizwi😭.
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Thinking a married man will be a present father to your bastard.
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My ex told me to get a data contract sisandawonye, manje we don’t talk but he still sends me money every month ngoba uyazi angisebenzi😭 this has been going on for over a year now, and I haven’t seen him in 18 months🫠.
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Lmao 3 hrs of catching up with my ex husband’s wife, and she’s telling me that she thought I was the problem😭 one thing about me I will not defend myself, I’ll let time do me justice.
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My dad is such a soft spoken gent, ukuthi wayikhetha kanjani inkanyamba ewumah wam angazi yazi😭🕊️.
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Being with a man before he reaches his goals<<< . Now you gotta watch him transform into a little hoe after he buys his dream car😩.
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Ngiyintombi engasoze yamithela umfana ongangilobolile 🙏🏾.
they cheat on Lee Khuzwayo uwubanike wena ?.
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It’s called recruitment budget🥹.
Men have money till you date them 🙂.
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If I send you this know that I feel a connection growing inside me🥹
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I’m gonna need my step mom to stock up on love portion😭 her man is losing the plot.
My dad is still in love with my mom but we genuinely do not want him back, cabanga sekunomthetho endlini😭😩.
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Niyanqena ukuphuza amanzi bogojas?.
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My dad is still in love with my mom but we genuinely do not want him back, cabanga sekunomthetho endlini😭😩.
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In everything you do, do not fall pregnant by a married man. You will subject your child to hate and rejection. Before you say you will raise him/her on your own, remember: you will never be enough! Ingane iyohlezi imdinga ubaba wayo!.
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But why am I finding out that they used to date while I was still in the picture 😭🕊️ Yhoo bashimane 🤚🏾.
Lmao 3 hrs of catching up with my ex husband’s wife, and she’s telling me that she thought I was the problem😭 one thing about me I will not defend myself, I’ll let time do me justice.
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Kubanjalo muzenza umuntu ongayithandi imali emfaneni 😭.
Laconco dated a president and was still broke 😕.
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Ngisho ungathola itender la R50 million, mina masengingasakufuni angikufuni😭.
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Being soft-spoken is a trait, not something imposed by someone else😂.
Men have an obsession with calm and soft-spoken women when all they bring is agony.
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Men who eat like this will never take topless videos 🙏🏾.
Amagwinya, chips, Russian and cheese would make sense rn.
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My ex husband and I were very compatible, being in a relationship with him was so easy. I really hate him for ukungibeka isandla cause that ruined everything☹️.
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Single mom and you marry a Zulu man??? Ooh you hate your child😩.
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My 40y/o aunt unyiswa ngumjolo and she’s unraveling kuma status 😭🕊️ men are not good people, but I’m glad they are showing her flames ukhohlakele gqithi lasisi🙏🏾.
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Yingakho umuntu kumele azitholele ipedi manje, ngeke ngiphenduke imbongi mina.
Indoda ayibizwa ngegama, iyathakazelwa.
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My ex husband introduced me to alcohol, he knew I was gonna need it cause he had plans for me🥹 plans to break my soul and he did😂.
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I feel so much better🥹
I wanna get an install just to lift up my mood, I’ve been feeling gloomy lately.
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Mina ngisho sekumele ngikuthengele igift I’ll save from the money you give me, mungangiphi imali kushuthi ngeke uyithole igift 😭🕊️.
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They won’t believe her when she tells them “I started exercising ngina 3” 😭.
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Nguwena ozobe edriver ihearse eno De Klerk oe😌.
I passed my driver's license test 🤌🏾🔥.
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Just take the normal pregnancy test, it will come up negative bese uyayivula ukhiphe istick, take a red pen and a ruler bese udweba the second line. Mawuqeda uyibuyisele. Boom you’re pregnant mnqundu! 😭.
She shouldn’t have taken that picture from Pinterest, I know a better way😭.
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Weeh uthethisa iwaiter loh ngeke aphinde angibone 😩.
Guys bengiye emall tell me why I met a stranger at clicks and we are going to a dinner date manje 🫠 I hope this is the beginning of a beautiful love story🥹.
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Abelungu, amandinya, amaNigeria etc.
I don’t think ndinazo ii feelings zabelungu sana.
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Lobhuti always comes for isphongo sam, if not isphongo, it’s my glowing face😭.
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Iron deficiency .Back pains .Sinus .Bad eyesight .PMS .Low blood pressure .High blood pressure .Pregnancy symptoms .Mood swings.Headache .Nokuthanda umfana OYEDWA kukwenza ubenobuthongo.
Abantu besifazane babuthathaphi ubuthongo obungaka?.
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Yhoo le hairstyle iyangifanela hle🥹.
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Ukuthanda indoda kuwrongo kodwa ukuthanda indoda yomZulu kuwrongo kakhulu 🙏🏾.
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Heck you can even check my DMs mufuna kodwa ayikho into ekudibanisa nomndeni wam nabangani bam🙏🏾.
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Ungcono nalo okthiwa kuye “your man is a beast”😭 mina bathi kum “ your man makes me squirt” under my fucken post😭.
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Patriarchy is cool, wdym I have to cook and you have to worry about paying bills.
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Kukhona i40 y/o that’s dating these people🫠iloke ithi “you’re so matured for your age” 😭.
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Dating someone you trust >>>>.
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Can we see your natural unedited face?🫵🏼.
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Ksasa sobe sihleka wena.
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Meeting new people isn’t helping💀 I don’t think I’ll get over that gent anytime soon. *sigh*.
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I tried being in a relationship with a loyal man, and it was the most boring relationship l've ever been in😩.
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Men saying you’re “wife material” because they saw a video of you catching a chicken just shows how easy it is to manipulate a man into giving you that ring🤣🤣🤣 those people are delusional!.
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I’d never date umuntu okusamele avuse ikhaya coz why your parents didn’t work hard? “Baby ndiyokha ekhaya” yho ha a😩.
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I was on my way to my uncle’s funeral when I saw that comment😭 I knew baby girl wasn’t lying 😭😭 into endayikhala esgcwabeni zange yakhalwa nangumfelokazi😂.
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“baby I’m bored here, I miss you, please come fetch me” inoba akadikwe umntu wakho, that time usando kubamba ubeer wokuqala emajiteni, iVSOP ayikavulwa 😭😭😭.
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I posted a selfie on WhatsApp and this is what my mom had to say😭😭😭 andikho right tuu😂😂😂
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What febe mean.
Maritzburg incane lol!.
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Finding out ukuthi ubukhulisa ingane yakwaMkhize is one thing, but finding out ukuthi ubukhulisa ingane yeZai zai is what’s going to send him to the grave🕊️.
My uncle just found out that my 32 y/o cousin is not his biological daughter 😭🕊️.
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My uncle just found out that my 32 y/o cousin is not his biological daughter 😭🕊️.
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A zulu man will expect you to raise ingane omfice enazo, ushiye ezakho komalume😂😂😂.
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A woman not cooking for you is a sign that she doesn’t love you.
One of my homeboys in a long distance relationship & his girlfriend told him she’s not going to cook while visiting him, cause she’s a guest. So every time a woman cooks for me I send him pics, he be MAD AF. Lmaooooooooo.
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