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King Monada Stan. Before you DM me just know that ke broke, I don't even have petrol money to go to work nextweek.🙏🏿
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This hun at work asked me to go pump one of her tyres for her
Her license Disc expired in 2021 and i told her and all she said was " license disc ke eng " 😩😩😩
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From doing Tik Toks at Makro SA to making it into a Drake and Gordo music video
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That's why he wanted to live with his father
My son already started that “i don’t like when girls wear makeup” shit ..i said and i don’t like when niggas piss on my toilet seat. Shut that up real quick
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No one has ever disputed that, problem is that most people think that the financial stability must come from one party not both.
Admit it or not, financial stability plays a crucial role in dating.
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Really can’t wait for BoMma le Timmer to come visit ❤️
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I got 5 Distinctions but most importantly i passed all my modules 😭😭😭😭😭
Modimo ke Star 🥺🥺
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They need to keep quiet 🙏🏿
Has the EFF said anything about the 200 service fee in the JHB electricity?
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They refused to pick you after those semi naked pictures you posted, ke life it happens.
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Wearing jeans on a Sunday before 10 o'clock is just wild 😭😭😭
Mara away game ke away game.
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Dude was writing motivational quotes on Facebook on how hard work pays off 😭😭😭😭😭
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Ma'am you were shaken by di charges tsa R400 ☹️☹️
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When it comes to looks only, everything else it's downhill.
Men are really spoilt for choice when it comes to women
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That time her boyfriend was looking for her all over GP
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Washing Machine bagged 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
O shorta sound bar nou 😂😂😂
Things i need to buy for my place
1. Coffee Table
2. Washin machine
3. New clock ( since that other decided to fall )
4. Extra bed for other room
5. Sound bar
Salary: R4900 😭😭😭
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Netting R81k a month just to rent a 2bed apartment for R41k pm is wild 💀💀
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Guys i ordered a Kota from
@ikotaCafe
in Alberton and this is what i got 😭😭😭
Let me just cook because WTF 😭😭
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Another colleague lost his job today because of Alcohol ☹️☹️☹️
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@theyhateura
@officialgeewizz
Calling your son Nigga sounds okay to you?
Telling your son that "i don't like when niggas piss on my toilet seat" sounds okay to you?
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Update:
2 of them have been shot dead
1 is facing life
1 died when he got squashed inside a car they were using for heists and things
They found him holding the steering wheel bleeding out to his death
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My neighbors daughter passed away on Sunday after she sneaked out and went to groove
The car they were traveling in (Toyota Etios ) fell off a bridge and caught fire..
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Anyways from Monday I’m walking to work since the bank took what belongs to them 😓😓
We shall pick up again 🙏🏿🙏🏿
Let’s focus on the house 👊🏿
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Not Khanyi Mbau's boyfriend looking for her at the salon at 2am 😭😭😭😭
which salon opens till 2am 😭😭😭
Man's is really going through the most 💔
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Mihlali’s little sister is on TikTok talking about " Looking cute is for baby's I looks sexy and I'm a slay queen " i wonder who taught her to talk like that.
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Ele papao when it's time to settle the bill
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People will blame alcohol that time South African driver's are bad drivers. They can't staying in there lanes, don't understanding anything about right of way, how to use the fast lane.
That's why we have people who say " i won't move from the fast late if I'm driving 120km "
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How I got infected with HIV.
I was 17, my friend and I went to a club to watch a performance by Chomee. During the performance, I spotted Tebogo Ndlovu (Zombo), and he was winking at me. He had lost a lot of weight.
#BeyondSilence
#letstalk
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This is the man she was talking about kanti she's a side 😭😭😭
YFM presenter served with protection on order during show
According to Zimoja, YFM personality Dimpho Mokgotho ended her show at 2pm on Sunday while the police waited to serve her with a protection order. The drama took place in the full view of other people including security
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@abutitshepoo
You know that they use charm to get away with everything and yena she's beautiful shem
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3 bedroom apartment, 2017 BMW 3 series and occasional trip to Durban ninjas are winning
Let's goooooooo
Get that 9-5 gent, with a career and go 60/40 my girl.
The boys are down bad outside there ohk
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Your boyfriend can't imagine, it's his reality. 😭😭😭
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Cooking pap on the first link up is insane mara Raw sex isn’t but let’s continue. 😂😭😭😭
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@Papi_Trulo
@theyhateura
@officialgeewizz
My mother has always called me by my birth names. Both my parents have never called me ninja, we were raised different and I’m glad that they never called me by that.
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Cuba Gooding Jr, Yung Miami, Justin Combs & Stevie J are part of the Diddy list
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@Sithembile00
A 5 year old is talking about drinking Veuve, being a slay queen , getting pregnant and having a baby and that's normal to you?
Please don't ever write things about me while you don't know me 🙏🏿
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Ka allowance?
I’m gonna move out when I can finally afford to BUY IT CASH which is REAL SOON 🤭
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Not you mate, you called someone's mother whom you don't even know a "Scabaresh " you even went as far as bashing Mohale's family. You came for his person and his child. You even told the TL that you have a Gun which is triggary happy.
You are part of the problem.
There are no demons
There is no mental illness
South African Men don’t view women as other people , that’s why it’s so easy for them to take their lives
Simple.
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Me when we finally land in Ukraine:
Guys, do you think if Cupcake were to call on all men aged 18-35 to defend SA in WW3 , we would win??
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@Yokwe_Kwanele
Like bro it's simple
Don't drink till after 10pm
Eat solid food before you sleep
Don't drink bottles because they take longer to get out of your body
If you know that you had a wild night just call in sick 🤷🏿♀
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I swear King Monada has a song for every situation/ predicament 😭😭
JUST IN: Limpopo NPA confirms popular musician 'Shebeshxt' is in custody on charges of attempted murder, assault, damage to property, discharge of firearm. Lehlogonolo Chauke appeared in Lebowakgomo Magistrates' Court today were he was denied bail.
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@Oumaka2
The person who was sentenced to life has been involved in heists since 2009 ☹️☹️
You honestly believe that they will change?
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They're actually checking if the people who are advocating for equal pay are actually supporting instead of just tweeting.
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Mac G said it and they said he hates women.
We keep telling ya'll that there's no way your favourite influencers can afford the lives they're living. We shall be vindicated one day.
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“ 9-5 men are broke and they can’t afford our lifestyle ”
Now you have a criminal record 😭😭😭
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@oddeomontle
Some kids are stubborn regardless of how you try to raise them. This young lady has been a nuisance to the father, she's been dating older men ( she's still in highschool) drinking, coming home late, skipping school, sleeping outside
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But Mprue did say that kokoleo cheats on Kim every 2 weeks or monthly when they had a fallout ☹️☹️☹️
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Women ruin everything, it's like all they have to offer ke sex. They sexualize everything 😔😔
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1. Bought some bricks and cement
And yes you can just see gore it's a building in Limpopo.
2. Bought a GXB T shirt ( been wanting to own one )
Mental health check in .. gents only, what is something nice you have done for yourself lately?
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Vertical was cooking 😭😭😭😭
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@Heroinenetheng2
But i don't have a car to drive to Thokoza even if i didn't i wouldn't drive to Thokaza at night to get a Kota 😭😭😭
They steal cars in Thokoza ☹️
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@_prince_em
Lol Aowa we assess the car before we drive it. Don't want to get blamed for breaking something which was broken before 😭😭
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Things i need to buy for my place
1. Coffee Table
2. Washin machine
3. New clock ( since that other decided to fall )
4. Extra bed for other room
5. Sound bar
Salary: R4900 😭😭😭
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In between those 6 dates motho o sa tlo kgopela di favor and have a birthday in between the 4th and 5th date 😭😭😭😭
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DNA test allegedly revealed that Nigerian footballer Kayode Olarenwaju is not the biological father of his 3 children with his wife.
He has now deleted all the pictures of his wife and children on Instagram.
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@malolaphillimon
We work with dangerous chemicals so one needs to be sober minded and yes we breathalyse every date
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You know what the sick part is? It’s seeing women googling different meanings for "molest" when we all know what she meant.
Yoli - I want to fcking molest ( I don’t know who
Sinaye - I am going to sleep , I don’t want to repeat what she just said bro , that’s some Strike kinda shit😒
#BBMzansi
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Toyota fortuner with a bicycle that cost 130k 😭😭😭😭
The rich white people I know don't actually dress expensively. They shop at Woolworths and H&M. They don't even have really expensive cars, just a lot of them. They have expensive homes though
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I once dated some hun from Tembisa and she said that she won't use a taxi to come see me i should uber her
I asked her if she ubers to work or uses a taxi
She said she uses a taxi
What’s wrong with taking taxis when in a relationship guys?😂😂
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Just go to China Town shop No5A next to the escalators, you'll get proper weaves and get someone to do a wig for you. If you're lazy DM I'll go buy it for you and deliver it a a fee.
#GirlTalkZA
#GirlsTalkZA
I'm tired of American Twitter coming for yal ♥
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Women in the QT's saying
" I can't believe I'm agreeing with him " just because today he wrote facts about "Some Men" who have no game and are losers.
When he stats facts about them Suddenly he's weird and his tweets rooted in patriarchy ☹️☹️☹️
Money won't erase the insecurities you have from growing up unhandsome. It might even highlight them. Now you're beating on baddies smh
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Black coffees little sister told us that she’s a scammer and you guys said she's jealous of Aluta's looks 😭😭😭
Lmfaoo I thought you guys said Aluta Maqoko was not a scammer???
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I can believe he got away with this.
Ain't no way 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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