Mr Attorney ⚖️|| Bohlatse
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Attorney || Property and Commercial Law || Email for consultation || Forever controversial 🤞🏿
Randburg, South Africa
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Weekday Weekend
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Me with my first born, when I’m finally financially stable.
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Our parents achieved so much with so little.
Something you realized as you get older?
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Did you have the baby by yourself? Carbon copy. Was a man even involved?
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Car:
- R 700k
- R 9k per month,
- 72 months.
House:
- R700k
- R9k per month,
- 20 years?
Kante, who is fooling, who here?🤷🏿♂️ The system was made to always be against us.
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As majita, we can't face the same direction, sleeping on the same bed. The rules are simple:
-Each one has their own blanket;
-We wear jeans with belts on:
-The only thing i should see next to my face are your feet.
Why is it cute when ladies sleep like this but another story when gents do ???
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Guys it's important to be a successful parent, so you can pave the way for your kids.
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The thief.
I am glad that they know it was taken by their people. 😭🙏🏿 we were going to have a terrible week in the african community.
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Do you know how to dj? People in tzaneen dont know Prince Kaybee that well, we can get a few gigs.
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I have a problem with companies requesting your previous payslip before they make an offer.
Offer me what you think im worth, and I'll tell whether niyanya or im coming, respectfully.
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Please do not travel in one car as a family, especially long trips.
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This is the kind of Pizza I would make for myself if i worked at Romans Pizza😭🤞🏿😫
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3 hours later,🤞🏿🫵🏿😭. My back hurts of standing up for so long but it was worth it.
Randburg voting station right now. Nkare nka boela gae. 😭
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It's actually visa versa.
Have you realised the closer you are to God, the more problems you face?
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Attorney: Please use this money wisely.
RAF client :
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I dont understand why network companies divide the data for night and all day. They know we never use night data, this is just a scam.
Scam Alert ⚠️
Vodacom has great data deals. Idk why y’all say it’s expensive
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Cute mara, her future husband and baby daddy will be hit by a suprise with the kids.
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The whole day, i received two texts.
WhatsApp only makes sense when you’re in love.
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Unrelated. Do you guys really work 9-5 or 8-4?
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Unless the police ask you, never mention that you are an attorney. They can make your life difficult for that day.
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Im not even 30 and im fed up with them.
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Attorneys looking at the client's money in the trust account:.
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I dont hoot to Learner drivers on the road.
I don't take more than 2 minutes at an ATM.
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Since 1992, only 1 initiate died from my village Ga-Mamaila, Limpopo.
Whatever they are doing in EC is wrong.
30 Eastern Cape initiates have died during summer initiation season so far.
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Never 🫵🏿
Dear men, please vent to women. They do Care❤️
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That 2020 remote graduation was the worst thing that could ever happen to a student.
I haven't healed. 😭🤞🏿💔
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Dekra report came back negative.
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My intentions are purely sexual, I'm not your friend.
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Attorneys try to keep the law firms expenses as low as possible. That lawyer with a gmail account and a dusty robe can wipe the floor with you.
No one would ever scare me with a lawyer that has a gmail account.
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You will never see me again, and i will never ask for di Love Back🤞🏿😭. Ke na le pride.
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I dont like driving on a full tank because of the fear of being hijacked with a full tank.
I always put boma R200 just in case majita take the car, i know it won't get to Mamelodi. No crimina will stop to put more petrol.
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@Bria_Gumede
Every day ke bo please fetch me, please fetch me.😭.
I did 2000 kms this month alone.
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Oneday retlo rapela resa kgopela selo reno Leboga.
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Beg your girlfriend. Don't act like us with LLB degrees
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We will be there as attorneys.
engagements left, right and centre 😭 kuyashadwa, jealous down
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Our parents had at least 3 kids by this age. And then there is us, infertile bunch.😅🤣
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On this day, two years ago, I was admitted as an Attorney. It has been a long journey 😭⚖️. I should have done teaching 🤣🌚
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Personally.... for you?
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@Vandal707
When shes grown and you are old she will do the same at Tops. 🤞🏿 Mara leyena why is she sleeping on such an important trip,
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Nope, I'm not leading anyone anywhere. If aona direction, stay away from me.
Men are supposed to LEAD, not match the energy of a woman.
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Wyt Law firm: Must be Bilingual (English and Afrikaans). Must have a reliable vehicle.
LLB Graduates:
Yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yooooh!
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Im in a taxi to MP, listening to old people argue about politics. ANC will win the elections
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7 months later, i still do this, and im proud.
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This field is cruel to LLB graduates. If you studied law for the money, you made a mistake.
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The court was pleased.
@KiletjieJohn
My counsel is gonna throw hands one day and i won't blame him.
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I didn't avoid teenage pregnancy to be a stepfather.
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I know yall are busy with Thabo Bester, mara ziyakhala there by Gold Mafias.
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LLB should be 4 years and 6 months. The 6 months for PLT cause where is a candidate attorney going to get 18k-20k for law school?
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You are single because you go straight to home after work, and when Men make eye contact, you look away nkare o focussed. Ba tlo le dumedisa bjang?
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If that's the case go tell your story to a professional.
Stop bringing up a relatable story about yourself when someone is telling theirs.
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Cutting people off and letting them live with whatever delusional story suits them best >>>>>
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Its been a long journey.
LLB Twitter. Let’s see your Admission photos 👨🏽⚖️
PS: Without a picture it never happened
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I dont think people understand how much strength it takes to pull yourself out of a dark place. 🤞🏿
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Trust me, the Man will never look at you the same. Do this with people you dont intend on dating.
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If an opportunity arises for me to work in Limpopo I'll jump at it.
Ke lapile ke Gauteng. I desperately wanna be in PLK ka salary ya Sandton.
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That director that you are afraid of at your firm just got a zero ka conveyancing.
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I act like im okay, but deep down, i want a relationship like this..🤞🏿
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Arrived late, appearance confirmed. Order granted⚖️. 🙏🏿 I don't like Mondays.
It took me an hour to drive from kgoshi mampuru prison to PTA Magistrate court.
Traffic is terrible.🤦🏿♂️
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Congratulations to all candidates. 👏 🎉
Board exams are difficult. It takes a lot of preparation and dedication to get positive results.
If you are writing in August, you need to start studying now.
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@as_ngcobo
One day I'd love to see our black farmers embracing their own identity rather than embrace this boer tradition.
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It's about to be a long day for SA gents 😭🤞🏿💔. Next time, take pictures seated for us.
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Wait I'm trying to catch up, someone gets you a job and instead of being grateful you drag their name because the job was demanding?
Yall know how small this practice is?😂
The first thing i was taught by my supervisor is to do research first before i ask a question (Google it)
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Big head.
I went bald, and i keep doing "tadaaa" to everyone i see. 🤣😭
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I went to the office with a smile and came out annoyed and exhausted.
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Onwa skala nah?
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2024 elections.
-We definitely can't vote for the ANC
-The EFF is led by an arrogant old man who moves like wind.
-The DA is pro Apartheid.
-Action SA is not experienced enough to lead the government.
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@cyrilzuma
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Bra your parents planned you Politically. 😭
Whats your middle name.
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I moved out when i was going to varsity. Never went back.
I only moved out the house at 27 years old. Your time is coming 🙏🏾❤️
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Did she at least reach out to cancel the plans?🤣
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Unrelated. This is one of the reasons i never want to practice criminal law.
SARS advocate shot three times in attempted hit after leaving Shauwn Mkhize tax inquiry
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Survived too many storms to be bothered by rain drops.
Kuzolunga.
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Im like Maphumulo. After a break up, i hardly feel a thing, 12 months down the line, a wave of emotion just come hitting me, 🗣 ka balabala go tshwana le ena so.
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LLB graduates i know yall will be tempted to register for Masters.
Advise: DONT. Diyabowa kua.
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@JalambaKaTshezi
Same way you wont certify copy of drivers licences while i show you the original on a picture.
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If you are a principal, your Candidate Attorney should be on study leave starting from today.
Unless you don't want them to pass boards like you failed conveyancing and Notary.
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