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Qualified optometrist here 🙋🏾♀️, she’s prolly near sighted meaning she ONLY sees you (not other men) coz you’re the only one close to her. That’s a W if you ask me
Qualified Bible reader as well 🙋🏾♀️, she walks by faith not by sight 👍🏾the future is gonna be blessed with her
If she can't see properly without glasses or contacts 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
How can you see a future with me when you can't even see me when I'm next to you? 😕
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…Keeps Congo bleeding
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I’m bored so I made a burger . 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭wow I need friends
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Sooo I opened my own optometry practice in Malelane MP 🤓 Nkomazi twitter please come through for ya girl ❤️
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The knives that slice the brisket somehow get blunt when we say the same about rapists.
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Slap even harder when y’all eating in a group of 7 and 3 people there didn’t contribute anything 😭🔥
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Y’all actually thought this challenge was gonna miss me 😋nazo
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We sawtorini this alotorini times now. We can’t affordirini it so please stop ✋🏾
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😭😭😭😭No DNA just B-RSA 🇧🇼🇿🇦
WE NOW HAVE 2 GOLD MEDALS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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I have iron deficiency ✋🏽
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You know what else is slow moving ?? You guys when it comes to covering the Rand Manipulation scandal. Unpack that bestie
[eNCA TRAFFIC] Slow moving traffic this morning with a crash reported on the N3 Northbound in Edendale before Modderfontein Road exit. eNCA's correspondent
@IrmaG
has more on the 7am traffic update.
#TheSouthAfricanMorning
#DStv403
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And I need it to cost R139,99 incl VAT 🥺🙏🏽
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God I see what you’re doing for others. You can skip me Somandla skip me meiskat ❤️
Woman, 25, gives birth to nine healthy babies, says Mali government
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Somewhere in Braam a young lady is showing her nail technician this and is about to learn a life lesson 🥺🥺
I like this. This is what we want to see ladies.
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So wine opens it up and makes it swerve ????? Damn sounds familiar 😭😭😭
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Fighting is such a weird sport 😭😭mina you touch me , I’m dying instantly. Good luck with your case murderer 👍🏾
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Looking for 5 people who want to earn R20 000 per day . It’s not a pyramid scheme. We’ll be selling drugs 🤞🏾
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One for valaza , the other for his birthday and the last one for anniversary 🥹🤞🏾 aah you’re done for the year mos wena
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We respect New Zealand 🥹🫶🏽 we’d rather roast Prince Kaybee
I thought y’all did research,where are the New Zealand jokes 😭
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There’s a phara at some taxi rank right now doing it for free ☹️
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Port Elizabeth
Port Shepstone
Port Alfred
Port Edward
Port from MTN to Vodacom 👌🏾
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“Mike my mom says please stop talking to me she did not give birth to me so you can talk to me don't talk to me please block me"
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A toddler that’s in love with the shape of you nzena 🥹❤️
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Papao absquatulated
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From sthandwa sam’ to state witness 🫦 a South African love story
Ex-girlfriends of alleged KPMG fraudster Moema turn as State witnesses against him
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In SA “Parcel” is the money that someone owes you
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Sonia Booth’s dream come true 🥹🫰🏽
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The real question is why does it work after getting slapped ? 🤔
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Are we ready to discuss that fact that silent treatment in mjolo is a form of emotional abuse ???
We ain’t 5 my nigga let’s talk things out
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One thing about YMCMB and Sokhulu & Partners Twitter is that they WILL keep us entertained shame futhi they make sure 😭🤝
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“Avoideka” - Mother Theresa (1997)
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Mexicans in Groblersdal should have been the first red flag from the beginning nje 😭😭😭😭
𝗟𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗣𝗢 𝗗𝗥𝗨𝗚 𝗟𝗔𝗕 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗛 𝗥𝟮 𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗗
Four suspects, including a farm owner and two Mexican nationals, were arrested during a raid at a farm used to manufacture drugs in Groblersdal, Limpopo.
Chemicals used in the manufacturing of
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On Saturday babes. Not sure which Saturday though could be this year ..next year ...2070 asazi
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“S’phume Jozi” season is approaching 😫🙄
“What do you guys do for fun here”
“Is this what you guys call a mall”
“Y’all still don’t have a Starbucks!???????”
“You’re telling me cars still don’t fly here”
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In the meantime 😂😏
Nigga thinks he’s slick yazi we want an affidavit to prove he ain’t Mzekezeke
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It just hit me that Nelson Mandela never got the chance to hear Kelvin Momo . Such a sad way of biting the dust 💔🥺
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Bathong not Optimus Smakade
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Vele we only have 3 months left then it’s 2019 ??? Lapho I haven’t even started on my 2013 resolutions
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Russian ka cabbage le khekhe ka di dogmore Melissa 🫤 ???
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I used to live there 🌚the food was shit , the overalls were too orange and baggy but otherwise it’s a grand place
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Oh ? What do you use to shave your pussy Micheal ?
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If I’m within nxils , I’m most def getting out of the car to take a video while singing Khabaribe baba khepepe pepe FIRE 🔥 💃🏾
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Physical address : Cnr Buiten & Olivier street , Schweizer-Reneke North West
I’ll organize a sheep 🐑 let’s go bantase ☺️☺️ho nyuwe same time
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Not reading that. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 ✊🏾
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Does Tamia know she’s responsible for clean shiny stoeps in the early 2000s la eMzansi ?? 😭👍🏾 what a legendary album that made cleaning mad smooth
26 years ago today, Tamia released her self-titled debut album.
What’s 1️⃣ of your favorite songs?
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You think you can trick us ?? Busy posting two pics of Micheal B Jordan 😒😒
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Oh sana my adult mind automatically thought of gems the medical aid 🥲🥲what a vishas thought .
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Nkare you got this from dustbin ya Marie Stopes 🫠
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“Nyof nyof” ya batho that chew with their mouths open
“Nkum Nkum” ya batho ba di sinusitis
“Hlwep hlwep” ya annoying tea drinkers
“Hello” ya motho a tenang
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Its laundry day and my everyday gown is wet but no stress coz Im a bad b🎓tch with many gowns
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I don’t understand people who litter . Like at your big age , you don’t see anything wrong with opening your car window and throwing trash strateng!?! Yho sies
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If your girlfriend’s phone rings and she goes like “hello ...hello ...helllooooooo ....yho network sucks here ..hello” jiki jiki flightmode is on ...that’s him young King , that’s your boyfriend in law .
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But being carefree is fun guys 😭🙌🏾y’all should try it 😂💃🏽
Xigubuuuuu🔥💃🏽
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Hi Nompumelelo , please register to vote ma baby 🥹🫶🏽 you’ll get another long term one at the voting station .
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They destroyed my friend’s dentistry practice. The equipment , the patient files 💔everything destroyed. She worked so hard for that man I’m shattered
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Okay lemme teach y’all
You’re sleeping tonight or should I teach y’all how to ditch rubber bullets ?
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@UnklNova
@Okuhle_ww
@LerratoM
They are free at chicken licken. Just stand at the door and ask for them from everyone exiting
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Bruh what kind lazy bastards are y’all turning into. I’d like to order 4 please 💳
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I usually drive slowly while leaning back when I see a potential and yell this out :
“Aiich 🗣my size . Slender malailai ngwana wa ho exude’a big dick energy , wareng fela babyboy. Wang tlatsa joe and se re jola”
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😭😭😭 actually I need him to come through and explain to us hore WHY
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@04OctoberGang
@Understoed
Could be antibiotics , hormonal imbalance when you’re about to go on your periods , certain contraceptives , using di gynea-guard , using scented tampons etc
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Dear God
Whatever Sarah Langa said to you , same
Regards
Sbo
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Type "my vagina is" and then press the center button until it makes a sentence. Quote tweet the results.
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As huge as it is , amadoda will still find a way to break it 😩
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South Africans are annoying bandla 😭😭👍🏾 nna I’m moving to Kenya shame
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When I get a compliment from a guy vs when i get a compliment from a girl
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😩 still not over the fact that I existed without my permission
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Birthday messages Presents
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#100RulesForVisitors
I might take 20 minutes before opening the door coz I'll be deciding if I'm at home or not ..please respect that
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So all you do is get in the ring , get beaten up and get millions from that ?!? where do I sign up 😩😩I'm ready
#MayweathervMcgregor
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@thatocourtney
since broke , middle class and rich niggas rejected her ..on behalf of all girls , don't come this way ✋🏼✋🏼
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😭😭😭 my toxic trait is that ima wanna try all these products y’all mentioning
What’s the one product you randomly found and now you are hoooooooked?
I’ll start. … guys this shower gel? Smells like every single thing will be okay 🤌🏾
What’s your random find?
#GirlTalkZA
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I feel like oomf is my soulmate but geographically ku-bad , crushically ku-tense and gwababically ku-horrific
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@NaZikode__
😂😂😂 girl ??? Who took Sbu home ? Did she leave before y’alls boo came out of the mini coma ? What were his first words when he woke up 🤣🤣I’m so invested pls
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Periods will make you crave for a cooked gun , grilled dragon eggs and frozen dick ..all covered with tomato sauce 😥😥such a mess but at least my boobs are ajgsbsvwhwvjwgw 😍😍😍
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🥺💙vandag I tried this looking like a lady shandis and I jus-
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