Bobcat 2024
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Seattle native polluting the purity of Texas. There was no shooter at the rally. Only a tiger.
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You, the virgin conspiracy theorist questioning the official story of 1 shooter vs me, the gigachad who knows there was actually no shooter at all. A tiger got him.
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Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.
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@nortouQ
@neontaster
@SteveKerr
Can't get run over by a tank if you join sides with the dudes who run over people with their tanks!
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Kyrie Irving (irl) running away from Kevin Durant, James Harden, and a Pfizer needle.
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You ever been to one of those birthday parties that just got, umm...weird?
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THE PEOPLE DEMAND A LEADER FILLED WITH ENOUGH PRESERVATIVES TO MAKE AGING IMPOSSIBLE!
Happy New Year!!! Celebrating the New Year with the greatest president in history of America!!! 🇺🇸
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Hillary Clinton steps out as a key player in Biden’s re-election effort - NBC News
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"I am Gabe Gutierrez. I am a hack. I do not merely report news. I distort and lie to advance an agenda. This is a prerequisite of my employment at NBC. My reason for being is to ruin the lives of people I don't like. In short, I am a piece of ****".
Chants of “we will not comply” from gun rights protesters in Richmond.
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@Jacko2024
@DarthPutinKGB
You gotta hand it to Russia. Hell of a 3 day operation they pulled off.
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You think this is bad, wait til you hear his music.
More women have come forward accusing Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine of sending flirty messages, including screenshots they claim prove the singer was behind the conversations.
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@LEBassett
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I spoke with the good people at People, they regret their error, and have happily corrected their egregious mistake.
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@yitgordon
@NHTSAgov
@USDOT
Dude, I know you're trying to make an important point, but I gotta tell you, I think the Salamanca cousins are sneaking up on you.
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"Zardoz speaks to you, his chosen ones. You have been raised up from brutality, to kill the brutals who multiply, and are legion. To this end, Zardoz your god gave you the gift of the gun. The gun is good"
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@natashakorecki
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The man may have just been trying to not notice the ominous figure outside the window.
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While
@ComfortablySmug
is hard at work saving The Union, his very bad assistant, and aspiring eboy
@MatthewFoldi
is hanging out in public bathrooms trying to perfect the art of the selfie.
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@DailyMail
She's right. Kavanaugh never paid any of his accusers off. So.... very different indeed.
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@DavidAFrench
Bernie has earned the right. And now, he must redistribute it.
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@ING2Firebrand
Dude, you just need to open your mind and accept that a man can have romantic feelings towards....anything that moves.
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@ComfortablySmug
These 3 brave supporters combined age is still 127 years younger than their preferred candidate
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@redsteeze
How many of these vehicles used to murder innocent bystanders had fully automatic transmissions?
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@ComfortablySmug
In retrospect, probably not a good idea to nominate a guy who's son owes nearly 2/3 of your base back child support payments.
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@ComfortablySmug
And who was left standing triumphantly on Tatooine at the end of Rise Of Skywalker?
That's right, a Palpatine.
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"Man, that's some fu**ed up shit!"
-ghost of Ted Kennedy
Hunter Biden recently ended a relationship with his sister-in-law, Hallie Biden, the widow of his brother, Beau. Bonus: Beau and Hallie named their son... Hunter.
Totally normal.
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@okcupid
GIRLS 👏 DON’T 👏 WANT 👏 FLOWERS 👏 AND 👏 CHOCOLATES 👏 GIRLS 👏 WANT 👏 SOMEONE 👏 WHO 👏 WILL 👏 MAKE 👏 THE
👏 HANDMAIDS 👏 TALE 👏 REAL 👏
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I was about to fall asleep. And then, like a gram of Mitch's finest, I was jolted back to life. Thanks, Smug!
@ComfortablySmug
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Breaking: Journalist Damin Toells Cheong has been sentenced to be executed immediately.
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@ComfortablySmug
Sometimes, when this world gets me down, I think about him. He's up there. I can feel it.
And it brings me joy to know he's in a better place.
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We approach you in the bar and tell you how much we dig your vibe.
How do you respond?
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ESPN hosts when you ask them about the Uyghur genocide.
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@TrumpWarRoom
JOE WAS BEING A HERO AND OUTING THE TRUE CULPRIT (pictured here) A BOY WHO IS A KNOWN RAW BAT ENTHUSIAST!
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Congratulations to 1972 and '74 Formula 1 champion Emerson Fittipaldi on winning the Argentinian presidency. You have made Brazil proud,
Congratulations to 1970s Doctor Who on winning the Argentinian presidency
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Ok, I will now take people who wear Jean shorts seriously.
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For some reason, various people predict I'll go too far some day.
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I don't get it. It's just a city in the middle of the desert.
What do people even do in Vegas?
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You come at Bobcat, you best not miss.
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A Crossfire type show on CNN where I say lib things and Nancy Mace yells at me
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My god, what have I done?
Serious question, who is this?! Wrong answers only.
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@ComfortablySmug
Weird that we're still talking about this when that mural was fixed months ago.
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@ComfortablySmug
That's ridiculous, everyone knows AR-15 stands for Annihilate Rian (Johnson) before 2015. If only we had heeded the words of this ever so wise, inanimate object.
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