. @LoneStarTexian profile

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@LoneStarTexian

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Here to Spread Love & My Undying Affection

Room 112, Texas

Joined May 2018

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

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2 years

Just no-clipped into the parish back rooms

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7 months

Bro out here absolutely S T U N T I N G on the @SecretService.

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Something isn’t right here. 😅

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7 months

Congratulations to JD Vance

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4 months

Her: You pulled out right?. Me:

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Fucked up that people can just walk by your house.

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4 years

Barb out here taking scalps

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@Alyssa_Milano

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10 months

New clone project just dropped

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@Venusofdetroit Dead pedophiles never re-offend.

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@scrowder You to your pregnant wife:

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@PonoPuck @mmpadellan V for virgin.

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If we ain’t vibin like this in the fields then I don’t want it

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@BorkEternal There’s a picture of a knife in it.

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Please help if you can.

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5 years

Them Ector County bois

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@MattsIdeaShop @GingyNorth @tprstly Hashtag Phil3:16.

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@AOC

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2 years

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.

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Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.

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5 years

When I first joined Twitter vs now

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5 years

Shoutout to all the sEcReT pOlIcE snatching up commies.

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4 months

Gonna dress up like a SCOTUS justice & smash these mfers.

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Roe, roe, roe your vote.

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@AndrewJBates46 @SteveGuest

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Absolute kiss of death tweet lol

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Happy birthday to our next president!🎈

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@JosephSakran Because legit threats are usually done with Microsoft ClipArt, printed out in color & then put on the windshield unfolded facing out for all to see. 😂.

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@FollowWIN @guardian @abc4utah You’re fcking trash.

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7 years

I did it! I finally did it you guys!!!

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@davidlitt Election was yesterday, homie.

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@gardnerakayla This literally isn’t true.

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4 years

Guys. we just got a 7 week old basset hound puppy.

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4 years

Owls be like

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2 years

People who live in big cities have probably never seen how watermelons *actually* grow

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So my Tio tested positive for covid the other day. He quarantined at home but was taken to hospital today. He’s on oxygen but stable. If y’all could spare a prayer. .

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@zlj517 China is asshoe.

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@EzraNBC HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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@ArtBailey81 @thehill

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5 years

Best plane ride evarr

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4 years

My abuelita passed away this morning. If you could spare a prayer for her repose. .

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“Babe, all the emojis on my car dashboard thingy are on…”

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@chenweihua @SpeakerPelosi

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@washingtonpost There’s actually a prescription for pedophiles

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3 years

Pour one out for Ronald McFriendzone 😔

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4 years

Everyone shut your face hole up and look at these little maligators!

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My grandpa stacked commies in Korea, sweetheart.

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Bernie is all of our grandpas. 😊.

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@DiscussingFilm This is like the Avengers of unfunny people.

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What’s a Libertarian’s least favorite state?. Road Island.

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@MailOnline Hot Topic eyeliner guy has the big sadz.

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We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty

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@THR Do…do women know how women work? Honest question….

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@KeysOfTheCastle @MoviePaul @cenkuygur @benshapiro @Ocasio2018 @tedcruz BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH💀.

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Expected Actual.Jobs Report Jobs Report

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@jmurfish “Related and grounded in the real world” means a fat BIPOC chick going to Walmart in dude’s mind lmaooo.

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5 years

Big mood this morning

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3 years

Just stopped to help a kid jump his ride. Lil homie didn’t know how to release the latch of his hood or how to hook up the clamps. Grabbed my cables & showed him how it’s done. Dads out here need to stop dropping the ball. When you teach your kids, you teach your kid’s kids.

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Everyone shut yer yap for a sec and look at this little Maligator

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@BetoORourke My man, if you’re getting an AR for $395 you’re either doing it illegally or it’s gonna blow up when used.

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This is exactly how woke white people see non-whites. Like we’re zoo animals or pets without agency, incapable of living without their assistance.

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"Please talk to your family and friends about politics, even if it's uncomfortable. Please use your privilege as a white person to protect people of color."

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@UrbanAchievr The hedge fund Bros aren’t gonna fck you, Christian.

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I’ve literally done this.

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@GovKathyHochul That looks absolutely disgusting

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@emabrams

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@HecklerAndKoch @GrahamAllen_1 I’ll never understand virtue signaling to people who are literally not even a fraction of one percent of your base.

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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl @NRA They literally think everyone forgot

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@chrislhayes You’re really mad about them going into rich white neighborhoods, lol.

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5 years

Ladies, what’s stopping you from looking like this?.

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I love today’s fashion

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@SenMarkey @PPFA Abortion stops one of these

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@YahooFinance @srsalathe @srsalathe right before writing this

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@FredMcKenzie22 @7th_year_senior

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@TheSuppressed86 In what world is stealing from drug cartels on a mfers to-do list lmao.

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Everyone shuddup and look at this little Maligator!

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@Jra4U Sweetheart…there is absolutely zero mention of a siesta break in any of the Geneva Conventions. But also

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@jacobin Che became a good commie 50 years ago today.

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What is this? Wrong answers only!

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@atrupar @lwoodhouse Lmao

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@RepLucyMcBath You getting ready to tweet this inanity

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Me & the boys on our way to violate the Geneva Conventions

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@BetoORourke Rob,. GFY. Sincerely,.The First Amendment.

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@ABC

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@thereal_SnS Bro got off easy.

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If we ain’t flame throwing & burning it all down I don’t want it

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@ZJemptv No you’re not. 🤣😂🤣😂.

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@sciam Did Lizzo write this?.

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