Punching distance is exactly how close I like to be to people.

@GhostieNC It is.

@SWoodruffs My floors get sweaty without a/c when it's humid.

@OrdnancePackard I never think about your penis. Sorry.

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@stevensongs Are they chicken eggs

My beautiful, kind, loving sister in law will donate her organs Tuesday. She has been on artificial life support since a massive heart attack last Sunday. Please pray for her family.

I've had texts from two co-workers checking on me. I worked for that attorney for two years and he never once checked on my well-being, even after major surgery.

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Dave is out of town dealing with family issues. I can not seem to focus on anything but since I still am not recovered from the flu I can't do anything anyway.

RT @WorldHallOfFun: @elonmusk Every car payment you struggle to make. Every rent payment you're scraping the barrel to pay every month and…

@FoundersGirl Is that a six-legged cow?

@AndyF48477 @GovAbbott And yet, this is not what was said yesterday.

@MisfitsPolitics Literally everything between 1973-1982.

@Tea4gunsSC2 @GovAbbott Thanks very much, internet stranger. I will take your words with as much weight as they deserve.

@LCNM_Patriot Maybe you won't have to move

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