Had the opportunity to do a photoshoot for a group of models that are just starting out. They’re young and not the most cooperative, but I did what I could. Without further ado, here are the result.

“And that…is Dallas.”

Me showering in this guest bathroom where I’m house sitting

“I think we all can agree that it’s either Gabe or Angela.” *flips coin* “It’s Angela. Get her, boys.”

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@TickingT1meBags I don’t blame you.

“In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand.”

@TickingT1meBags Same lol

“That kid is gonna have a lot of hair.”

My sister wanted me to make snugglers for the twins.

This ad has been in my feed about eight times now🤨

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@TickingT1meBags 👀

The key takeaway from Groundhog Day is that Sonny and Cher’s “I Got You Babe” is incredibly annoying and should never be played again. Ever.

“Our balls are in your court.”

Hey @USPSHelp why has this package gone back and forth between facilities with days of delay in between? The destination is 1 hour from Indianapolis.