Ġēņmą Shiranui🇵🇸🀄️🇨🇩
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Joined April 2014
Im a sucker for anything creamy that requires meat in it ☹️.
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She was milk.But he was.Lactose intolerant . -Rupi Kaur.
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Got my apartment keys.Starting work Monday.Signed off and paid full deposit plus monthly rent for my first apartment. all by myself and money I had worked for and saved💕. Good Lord I see your work💕🤞🏾☝🏾.
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“City boys are up” e le papao after the judge rules in favour of your mother getting full custody of you and your siblings.
Papao a re ‘it’s the entitlement for me’ when you asked him if you’ll see him this year.
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Pitori ke Builders Warehouse cos e tletsi di chipi everywhere.
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“Di kgomo di boela sakeng” is the nastiest piece of business my cultural group has ever come with 😭😭😭.
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You thought this tweet was it neh?
You tweeting in English but you are happy England lost.
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Copped a whip. Starting my new job today. In a better space mentally and emotionally . God has been so so good🙏🏽.
To be in a better place next year mentally & emotionally♥️.
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American twitter always recycles the same jokes against us. 1) Wigs.2) "You guys all tweet on one computer".3) "Do you know what clean water is". ALWAYS THE SAME THINGS🙁😂 .Every year. EVERY. YEAR.
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What does a Senior Associate 1 at Africa’s Biggest Professional service firm eat for breakfast?🤔🙂.
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I ain't no EFF supporter but this lady was at the forefront of our campus politics during Fees Must Fall and if I remember correctly she was heavily pregnant at some point but still fighting for students. Congrats @NalediChirwa.
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Hey @Eskom_SA I have a solution. Break the coal in half, it should make it last longer so we can avoid load shedding issues.
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@YaBoyJersey @WinnieGeorgeOlu @agustinxbey @ASAP_Drew19 @JayFingers @Skylar_Writer @TheGreatIsNate People just wanna lie on the internet 😂 all versions Ive seen credit her.
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@bonang_m Imagine all the luxury brands ganged up and wanted to control the exclusive fashion industry so they ganged up together to protect their exclusivity because they felt like they are carrying the industry as a whole. That’s basically what happened.
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Not now. Their fanbase is deep within matric midyear exams🙏. Dem kids need to pass
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@Oyinash_ Don’t just say they said tell the story that the Department of Home Affairs found that the mother committed identity theft after she voluntarily agreed to the investigation. Simple. Identify theft is a crime that’s punishable anywhere.
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BRICS or Not. Can SA stay out of it please. Ase taba tsa rona tse.
BREAKING: Putin says foreign powers that intervene in Ukraine conflict will witness consequences they have not seen before.
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Lmao there are two institutions in SA that dont just come for you. Its SARS and the SIU. Please Aus’ Terry 😂.
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The baby is obviously in the bag.
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Okay Wasabi x Dali Danger x Mohale triple threat collab😂 Thats what I needed to see😂🤣.
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May I rise on a point of order and correct you fellow tweep. Pretoria is not a city,it's actually a Country🌐.
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Nna personally ngithi 2baba must continue until iSelf respect is learnt cos after child 2 she should’ve been out 🙏🏽.
The day Annie Idibia divorces that man I will personally celebrate.😭😭 He is expecting Baby number 8 with another woman????.
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These between the boobs tats are a work of art man.
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The Drake deal above $500m. He told yall Patrick Mahomes fell short a couple millions.
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Let me guess, you promote for Onyx?.
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Cyril hasn’t received the same amount of Public protection from Comrades as comrades once did with Zuma. From the look of things the whole party isn’t showing full confidence in him.
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Women dressed up like this in 1896 and were still getting violated by men. And men today want to say that women dressing up inappropriately is the problem smh😪😒.
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Given has pretty privilege wena call a hun a WWE Diva and you will get dragged from hell to moer toe.
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@charleezzy_ @mazzjongun That’s legendary man. MMA Fighter. One of the greatest of this generation. Israel Adesanya.
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Medical Passed. Player is Happy with the CEO’s project. Long term deal signed with Option to extend. Fee undisclosed. Here we go.
gents, explain your relationship status in football terms. want to see something.
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An Aerial Threat and Baller❤️.
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@Motimimi @A_Blankenship31 @billmaher @icecube Not even in private. If you know the word is wrong don't SAY it AT ALL!.
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Ive seen more vocal range at my School Assembly. Your favorite artist cant sing for shit man😂.
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To those who find healing in Rupi's poetry, I hope it does bring more healing to y'all🤞🏾💕.
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You guys live on Twitter too long and it shows😂.
@uDosa_ Y’all don’t call broke older gents grootman 😂 it is a sense of power!.
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Anyways in good news today. my Mom has finally paid off the Mortgage for house☝🏽🙏🏾.
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@barstoolsports Quoted it wrong😂🫵🏽.The better quote is here.
👙📊 "Stats are like bikinis.". This football analogy gets better every time you listen to it. 🤣
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Lucas Radebe really has the biggest influence any South African player has ever had. He has HUNDREDS of kids named after him.
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Disturbing your ex's peace is really a whack thing to do.
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Chelsea Fans: “Lampard is the best midfielder to ever play in the Premier League. Look at his stats and numbers”. Also Chelsea fans: “No when it comes to Drogba and Hazard we gotta look at their impact and big game mentality. Stats are misleading”. 🤣🤣.
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Well goo-goo gaa-gaaa bishhhh.
Vodka is a childish go-to drink.
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