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I've heard a guy say that he wouldn't get tested for HIV b.c he's scared that he's going to find out that he's positive .
When I asked "what if you are & spreading it unknowingly?", he replied "they'll get tested for me".
These are the people some of you are having raw sex with.
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Interesting choice of words.
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I’ve never seen a baby tear up a croissant like this girl right here 😂
Our first picture as a family of 5, our family is complete 🤎
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Nigerian and UK baddies are top 3 in makeup but their beats don’t come close to those of Hijabis.
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No one does luxury rap like Rick Ross and Jay Z. 😮💨🤌🏽
The difference between the 2 though is that Ross makes you feel rich too - Jay Z just stunts on you.
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To me, consideration is the highest form of love. It really means a lot when someone’s able to think of how certain things will make you feel & act in accordance to what they know would make you the happiest. Love that!
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Genuine question.
Why do guys look so beautiful when they're asleep and while they drive?
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JUST IN: Fetty Wap has pleaded guilty in drug trafficking case and faces a minimum of 5 years in prison‼️😳
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FOUND IT 😭
There’s this documentary about Wu Tang where Method Man just started freestyling out nowhere - he was rapping about stuttering & then rhymed an actual stutter? I think about that freestyle more than I think of myself.
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Unreliability and deliberately disregarding people’s time isn’t the flex you think it is. It’s literally disrespectful.
Making plans with me is risky, I might just ditch you to see my man
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I jokingly asked my mother if I should do my makeup to go vote today and- ???
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There’s a very particular level of anger & frustration only a person you’re romantically involved with can evoke 😭😂 I hate it so much.
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one thing about those Hijabi babies? they’ll be fully covered from head to toe but will still manage to kill your entire look with their makeup alone! they don’t playyyyy 😭
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“Only the Lord is carrying me through now” 😭😭😭
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I can also do this…
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Bathong Khwavo .
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Bruh this nigga is wearing an omnitrix 😭😭😭
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Bathong . Was she preaching ?
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Also this hun looks South African 😂 okare her name is Naledi .
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There’s no prayer God answers faster than “if this person isn’t right for me please remove them from my life”.
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YOU GUYS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I JUST GOT THE CALL - I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I’m having a really bad morning but I don’t have time to be hurt or affected by it because I have an interview in a few hours .
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Zulu and Afrikaans people 🤝 Noticing that some people don’t speak their language but still expecting them to understand and respond in it
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Ke Joyous Celebration ya bo madafukha .
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Aowa o kase tshware sphatlho okare o tshwere biscuit, mei bra.
Nene’s footlong russian, egg and cheese with extra patty and bacon kota 😮💨
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I forced my sister to take pictures of me today and I couldn't stop talking and laughing in between 🌚 ...
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A wife too .
Mention that you have a wife .
Surely people should mention that they have children on the first date, orkanye ndim owrongo?
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Self proclaimed “nice guys” are by far the worst people I’ve ever encountered in my entire life.
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Di girlfriend tsa Jazziq nkare di mixed veg - hana type at all! O no itopela mola le mola. Everyone has a chance. 🙏🏽
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We've done nothing to you. There's literally no need for you to attack us.
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I interned at this company last year while doing my Honours , and tomorrow , I start working there permanently 🔒💼🤩✨
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I just watched a video of this couple saying they’re *both* in the healing phase of their relationship caused by his infidelities and I’m curious to know which part of him having multiple relationships outside of his marriage traumatised him & now requires him to heal.
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There’s absolutely nothing about childbirth , in all its various methods , that makes me want to partake in it . Absolutely nothing .
Homebirth💕✨ I actually fell asleep between contractions, lol.
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Girls start moving mad after dating their first rich guy … just like how gents start losing their minds after landing their first baddie. 😭
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I’d wake up on the floor
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Netball: Our women’s netball team is ranked 5th best in the world according to the INF Rankings.
Soccer: Our women’s soccer team is the 4th best in Africa according to the CAF/Africa Rankings.
Hockey: Our women’s hockey team is 15th in the world according to the FIH Rankings.
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YOH HA.A HA.A HA.A imagine coming home after o tswa go feba then finding Mary and Jesus waiting for you at the door 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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The Tswana urge to say "ke galletse something but ga ke itse eng" while opening the fridge for the 3rd time in 30 seconds
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We give your boyfriends rounds, listen to them rant about how tired of you they are and convince them not to leave you . Entlek say thank you!!! 😕😒
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“This is to Certifies that” 👍🏽
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Imagine not enjoying black gospel and not getting hyped when it gets to the “thimomo” part . 😭 This is a tragedy .
My colonized ass only enjoys gospel if it’s white, basically rock gospel 💀💀💀 please don’t tell me I’m alone
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You look like what avatars wished they looked like
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Guys, let me tell you something. God listens to prayers.
After so much prayer, so many sleepless nights, so many “I’ll never do it again”s...God came through for me this morning.
I’m on my period, Bazalwane 😭😭😭😭😭
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He apologized guys , nevermind . ♥️ Ke batho ba ba shup bona shem ... ha ba bad .
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All PTA people do is support their local artists and fuck each other's boyfriends and girlfriends 😭❤ It's all love this side .
PTA People Really Stan For Their Artists & DJs. 😭
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Guys .
Please befriend people who understand & respect your financial situations at home . Not people who’ll drag you for not having or being born into affluence, or people who’ll only call you a friend when it’s financially beneficial for them .
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South Africa really has some of the most beautiful women in the world . 😭 Yesses .
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Guys, are we sure we all understand what the meaning of “nonchalant” is mara? 😭
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When you’re busy trying to nurse your back , stomach and pelvic cramps during your period ... and then you feel a sharp pain shooting straight into your asshole :
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I think it’s absolutely outrageous to expect your ex to be considerate of your triggers & help you regulate your heartache about a relationship neither of you are a part of anymore. 😂
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A re “Happy mother’s day to the strongest woman I know. ♥️” o utlwe o mo sendela message o re “so ke weak nna?” 😭
akere lae bona taba yao jola le monna wagonna le ngwana? now your day is ruined because he posted his baby mama 😭
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I’ve never seen a bunch of men in a class learning how to improve their stroke game.
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Bathong wena 😕 I'm not this funny . Just say you wanna nyoba me 😕
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went to my last pilates class today 🙏🏽
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Me in the Soweto Uprising Space telling you guys how I survived:
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I think we’ve all had enough of this month.
May photo dump 🤲🏾
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Shame , you’ll see your mother if you try this in South Ah.
Say “go have fun” to your boyfriend hoping he stays home and an hour later you’ll see him on someone’s Instagram story, standing on stage screaming “HAI ANGIFUN’UMJOLO” louder than the speakers at Fontein - unye nyi!
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You turned her into a zombie ?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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