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#Timberwolves
Fans!
Like many of us, Cory (
@MoronFunctional
) was disappointed in Anthony Edwards' homophobic comments this off-season...
In response, he's donating $2 for every Ant made 3pt shot this season to Gender Justice & many fans are joining him!
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LOL. Luka is literally the example they used too!!
The non-basketball move highlighted in this segment shows a shooter launching or leaning into a defender at an abnormal angle.
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Not a foul?
So NEVER going to get a replay of that Gobert offensive rebound huh?
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Was doing great at not letting myself get excited over this Timberwolves season...
Then I heard Bill Simmons say he was 'out' on KAT...
And now I know we're gonna make the playoffs.
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Hey
@3M
can you please have Inge Thulin resign from Trump's Manufacturing Council, you're embarrassing MN.
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When you know the only way to stay rich & out of jail is to be President, you're going to do anything you can to stay President.
Trump isn't trying to win. He's trying to get within cheating distance. Many top officials are placing their official duties and the levers of government at the disposal of his effort to hold power while losing the popular vote. I compiled 7 big examples:
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Legler, “This is the worst matchup PHX could have…”
WTF?!?! Everyone picked PHX!
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@IanDarke
Not just one bad day. A series of horrific calls over years… many having to be corrected by VAR despite being obvious at the time.
Anthony Taylor paaa 🤣🤣
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@MoronFunctional
Real happy for KAT, who despite all the things, is a truly decent dude.
And to come up big in a close out game is gravy on top!
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@GoodPoliticGuy
This happed at the Capitol insurrection after armed individuals assaulted police officers... if they can let them run away after that, they for sure allow it for less serious crimes.
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Yeezus
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MBDTF
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@DaneMooreNBA
@DaneMooreNBA
- You see this?!?! Craig Kilborn listens, that’s gotta be a win at some level.
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@johnhollinger
@RyanLezer
Also not supposed to veer into the path of the defender, but that’s a staple for Luka.
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Slander. If Rose is comparable to anyone, it’s Zidane.
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@jrborman13
Can you clip the part about ARod saying the atmosphere at Target Center is better than Yankee Stadium?!?!?!
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When was the last time KAT played real minutes, had a good game and only *ONE* personal foul???
Let the game come to him tonight, played well on both sides of the ball.
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And 3 wins later...
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@jefe_larson
Totally OK if you don’t want to call this… but there were a couple other calls where KAT barely made contact (the Gordon lob) that were fouls. It just can be both and be fair.
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Vaccine is 94.6% effective overall in preventing death from COVID.
99.5% effective < 65 years old.
100% effective < 50 years old.
Vaccines are highly effective. Deaths are mainly in unvaccinated.
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@CFCInAmerica
Tough stretch of games:
Athletico
Man United
Liverpool
Everton
3W & 1D is fantastic.
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Wiggins must have stayed sharp this off-season... skipped the fools-gold start and jumped right into mid-season form.
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My Mother passed away on Wed. Here's the obit I wrote for her, would mean a lot to me if you read it.
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@GuyDealership
If you didn't find anything the customer did to impact the engine, what could they have done in 6k miles to cause, "some form of (unprovable) negligence by the customer???"
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Advanced stats for 5 West playoff-team PGs + Ricky Rubio. Should be easy to pick out because he's so bad, right?
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@rkylesmith
@timappelo
Are you saying those ‘normal’ voters are OK with rich people dodging tax law because lack of enforcement?
Like, that was one of their main motivations to vote for Biden?
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@LorrieBoca
@tomgara
What are you talking about? Which news org paid people to where MAGA hats and start fights???
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Ant is special... but Rudy was just as good that game. Amazing the last quarter on D, and hit the elbow jumper.
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@northernchelsea
@BoundForCFC
It was a free kick to Villa, so no and no. Clearly you’re not watching the game.
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@CFCRockies
@mbatshuayi
@EASPORTSFIFA
Damn straight... We. Don't. Need. Another. Striker.
Morata + Michy are more than enough.
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Where. Is. Bite-Bite?!?!?
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(Low-key worried we’re going to swap out overpaid-Wiggins + Assets for overpaying DLo and he’s not going to be that great.)
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The exact comp I had in mind all along.
Zion Williamson is the first rookie to score 17 points in a quarter in their
#NBA
debut since Jake Layman (17 points, 4th quarter, 11/1/16).
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Here's the math... Matching 16-straight words is 1-in-a-trillion, Melania's longest was 23 straight words.
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That's Duncan Pinderhughes.
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@ontheprowl_MN
The version I heard of the Jimmy/KAT’s GF thing is slightly more complicated, but that was def a big part of it.
All the Wiggins stuff is revisionist… he was lazy except when he chose not to be. His effort now is a huge indictment on his character & behavior in MN.
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He knows now.
Devin Booker on the Suns Big 3:
“I’m saying it respectfully, I don’t know how teams are gonna guard us.”
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VVD leg was NOT planted when he hit Gallagher, plus there was an outstretched arm… this is a clear penalty.
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@KyleTheige
Due respect Kyle, that’s a nuts take.
KAT made All-NBA here, made the playoffs his 3rd year, pushed-through a dumb trade for his best friend, and now made an all-in trade to cover up for his biggest defect…
And all while paying him the most money possible.
Come on dude.
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@absoloj
@TwolvesBlog
It's odd... I know John's rep... but, ah, the n-word has NEVER been suggested to me much-less-auto-completed in any scenario.
I pinged an iOS developer to ask him if it's even in their autocorrect library automatically or if it has to be 'learned.'
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KAT is just a fundamentally a dumb defender.
Swings instead of going straight up, chases blocks, goal tends, gets tight when he shouldn’t, doesn’t fight early for position, reaches & gets off balance...
Can’t think of a single thing he does well.
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Odds of me getting Wolves tix (again) this year are currently at 23.75%.
1 - Don't sign DRose (or any asshole FA)
2 - Bring back Tyus on reasonable $$$
3 - Convince Wiggins to bring back the 'fro
4 - Stop saying the concourse Parlour burger is as good as the restaurant version
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Zach Lowe suggesting DLo + 2 lightly protected firsts for Dejunte Murray?!?!
Yes please!
Any steam to this
@DaneMooreNBA
?
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Definitely not at work if that's what you're implying...
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This sucks. Give us our name back.
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@willreyner
@ChelseaFCinUSA
I think a lot of these are obvious & correct... some 'alternates' especially if we're talking about players at their peak.
Clarke > Ivanovic
Carvalho > Desailly
Makelele > Essien
Robben > Zola
I LOVE Zola, got me into Chelsea, but peak Robben was surely better, right?
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@normcharlatan
Low key horrible take. Dude, gotta read ‘American Prometheus.’
Maybe one of the best books I’ve ever read… I was a History / Russian Studies double major, knew a ton about WWII & the bomb and was constantly surprised by this book.
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@annaeknutson
Not sure DLo was ever better than Rubio, and certainly not better when you take salary into account.
Rubio in MN
WS/48 - .097
VORP - 8.9
NRtg - -1
DLo in MN
WS/48 - .088
VORP - 3.6
NRtg - -5
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So Jamal Murray threw a heat pack on the floor and didn't get a T???
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How is every other tweet from this account about DRose?
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Tony Parker in the house at the Wolves game. Causing quite the stir in the men’s bathroom.
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@torriangray
The genius of your account, is I don’t know if this is real or not. And I’m not going to do any searching to find out.
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@Adam_Mares
Wasn't Rudy fined $100k for *just* making the 'cash' gesture at the refs? How'd Murray get a 3-for-1?
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So NEVER going to get a replay of that Gobert offensive rebound huh?
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Dude is a SUPER DEEP sleeper agent. Damn.
Khizr Khan, after son's death, invited UVA ROTC cadets to dinner annually, and gave each a pocket Constitution
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@HPbasketball
@RyanLezer
Did Jokic throw like, 2-3 backward punches as he dribbled in there? What the hell?
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@DavidZipper
@drvolts
@Slate
In terms of overall safety, isn't the Model 3 & Y some of the safest cars on the road? They're also heavier (and faster) than other sedan/suvs, so is it the auto-breaking or _____ make up for that?
How does that affect the CyberTruck vs an F-250 for overall safety for example?
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@playoffs_DR_lic
Imagine complaining about this rather than all the legacies and others who buy their way in...
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Amongst the many dumb things on the Simmons/Straus podcast... is that the new rule 'interpretations' at the All-Star break tipped things for the Wolves.
Ah, where were the Wolves in the standings at the All-Star break?
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Wolves have the 6th best net rating since the Jimmy-trade... the equivalent of a 52-win team...Even with DRose, even with Thibs.
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My only Timberwolves commentary is to the Wolves fans I split season tix with:
Twitter DMs are legally binding, don’t even think of backing out.
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Shoutout to my college roomate Mohammed Ali Mohammed who;
A) woke me up and told me about 9/11 because he knew my Mom was in NYC and
B) was a class dude dealing with all the BS that came with being one of the few Muslims in Northfield at that time.
Respect!
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11yo invited a school friend to the Wolves game who has no interest in basketball, but as a fellow nerd, made flashcards of the Wolves players in order to cheer effectively.
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