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A lifetime of Wolves/Vikings/Twins fandom has made me comfortably numb.

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WOLVES IN 9, COWARDS!
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*Nikola Jokic get the ball in the post, does a spin, throws the ball up blindly behind his head and then takes out a wand and guides the ball softly into the hoop* Reggie Miller: “Rudy Gobert is the worst basketball player of all time!”
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Let’s get in bed with gambling companies and then be shocked when players have concerns and suspicions. Every single professional league is going down a dark path with this shit.
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The following was released by the NBA.
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LET HIM COOK WOLVES IN 7
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It’s a good day, Wolves fans.
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I want this Wolves team to bury everyone in the playoffs. I want blowout massacres. I want sweeps. I will accept gentlemen sweeps. I want them to be respected. I want redemption for this fanbase.
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Rudy infusing ANTs ankle with some new age shaman shit really saved the day.
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A total embarrassment for Kevin O’Connor. I’d rather get laid off than write like this. Pathetic.
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A total embarrassment for the Timberwolves. I'd rather get swept than perform like this at home. Pathetic.
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Making the Western Conference Finals is pretty impressive, but can you imagine how good the Timberwolves would be if they had held onto Walker Kessler?!?!
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Here’s my personal list of the biggest All-Star snubs this year: - Rudy Gobert - Jaden McDaniels - Mike Conley - Naz Reid - Nickeil Alexander Walker - Kyle Anderson - Naz Reid - Naz Reid - Jordan McLaughlin - Naz Reid - Vít Krejčí - Naz Reid
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Status alert: John Collins (Anthony Edwards) in locker room Monday.
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They kept their first round pick next year anyways.
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Inside the NBA crew will never know our true power.
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Good morning, Minnesota Timberwolves fans.
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And I thought Twitter hoops talk was asinine
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Some of you seem to be confused, so I made this helpful meme to display the differences between marginal contact and foul worthy contact.
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Karl-Anthony Towns has issued a statement on the Anthony Edwards fine.
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Oh, that’s why.
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Left is an All-Star. Right isn’t. 22.7 PPG 21.7 PPG 8.7 RPG 9.2 RPG 3.1 APG 5.1 APG 52.2 FG% 54.1 FG%
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This is the golden age of Wolves broadcasting. A+.
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YES WE ARE
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@BobbyMarks42
Bobby Marks
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Minnesota luxury tax bill increases from $56M to $84M with the selection of Rob Dillingham. An aggressive move for a Minnesota team that returns the same starting 5 but was faced with limited options in free agency.
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Truth is in the numbers
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You simply cannot trade Karl-Anthony Towns.
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The Timberwolves fanbase deserves a championship more than any other fanbase in professional sports.
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Never forget that KAT has sacrificed a ton for this team and he does it with a smile on his face. A Timberwolves legend at the end of the day.
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I love that three from ANT, but KAT is wide open a skip pass away.
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Reading through my special edition tonight.
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Brandon Beck
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A little prep for tomorrow night Fear is the Mind Killer
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NAW has entered into the “I really hope he likes it here, because I want him to be a Timberwolf forever” territory
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Solar eclipse 2.0 starts today.
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Luxury tax? Lol ok 👌
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We must savor every moment he is with the team because he has Kevin Harlan-esque destiny written all over him. Absolute pro.
@TWolvesLead
Wolves Lead
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If you’re like us and missed him tonight, Michael @Grady is calling the Grizz-Mavs game right now on @NBATV
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The Timberwolves are undefeated on days Jordan McLaughlin hits a Duolingo milestone. Source: my vibes.
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Darkside Finchy mode is a go
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@CoopCarlson
Cooper
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Get him one of these
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9-3 without KAT and Chris Finch isn’t the front runner for COTY.
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Adding Jaylen Clark to this defense next year may actually be unfair.
@ChristopherHine
Chris Hine
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Jaden McDaniels relaxed after practice
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Guide us home, Big Jelly.
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@WillRagatz He did, but Harry never looked at the ball. They’ll side with WR everytime on that.
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My THC addled brain: My Lord, is that legal? Me: I will make it legal. (‘Fire Burning’ by Sean Kingston plays)
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Ahhhh, my old friend. Nice to see you again.
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I’m not offering trades anymore.
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Chet above KAT and Gobert is honestly just hating to hate. It’s truly wild that this guy does this for a living.
@KevinOConnorNBA
Kevin O'Connor
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My top 50 NBA players today… Who’s too high? Who’s too low?
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Hope is frail, but it is hard to kill when you believe.
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@NotTomGugliotta
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Officially recognized by science 🧪 🧬
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*taps the sign*
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@JonKrawczynski
Jon Krawczynski
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Mike Conley has spoken to the Wolves about his urgency as the playoffs begin. “I don’t think anybody wants it more than me.”
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Jaylen Clark being a 394/94 slip-in guy is heartbreaking, but I respect that he owns it.
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I would make this trade for NAW
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@NBAMemes
NBA Memes
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Never forget when the Jazz finessed the Timberwolves 😂
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@NBABlackburn
Ryan Blackburn
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Oh good lord
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The KAT hate is dwindling. Had to scroll down to the fifth comment on an ESPN post before someone mentioned his voice. Soon they will all bend the knee.
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Not having to say “win and we’re in” this year
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And with the 23rd pick in the 2023 NFL Draft, The Minnesota Vikings select:
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I see you, Duop Reath.
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If you jumped off the bandwagon after game 4 then stay off. Go start preparing for the 7 win Vikings season or whatever it is you do. Whether the Wolves have 2 games left or 17, let the real ones enjoy the rest of this ride. I love this team and they have been worth the wait.
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The 2023-2024 Minnesota Timberwolves are my favorite team of all time. What a year.
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Rudy is out? So?
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KG will always be a Timberwolf first
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Tim Connelly to @JonKrawczynski at the 2023 trade deadline on NAW: “This league has become less and less patient. You forget how young he is, its only his fourth year….” Tim Connelly AND Finchy doing A+ teamwork on that deal.
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Feeling inspired by NBA writer Devin O’Connell’s top 50 list! Tom’s top 50: 1 - 20: Naz Reid 21: Anthony Edwards “the ant man” 22 - 31: Naz Reid 32: Karl “the big purr” Towns 33: Naz Reid 34: Arvydas Sabonis 35: “The Big Baguette” Rudy Gobert 36 - 50: Naz Reid
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SloMo’s celebration here was by itself worth keeping him around.
@TraMurr
TJ
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Rudy Gobert acting brand new & Kyle Anderson loves it. Clippers picked on Rudy with their small ball lineup in the playoffs a few years ago & years later Gobert was out there dominating an even better small ball Clippers team. Boy when those tables turn they turn.
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I really feel like God was speaking to me while I made this meme. WOLVES IN 7 🐺
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Bally Sports being their usual brand of awesome!
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It would be funny if the Thunder lose tonight and they wrote all this for nothing.
@NBA
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THUNDER HOLD ON, RISE UP For nearly a month, the Minnesota Timberwolves have held off everyone in the West to keep a lock on the top spot. But heading into the first full week of March, after two straight Minnesota losses and just 0.5 games separating the top three teams this
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He is so back.
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@KevinGarnett5KG
Kevin Garnett
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“Warriors gotta play desperate right now with no Karl Anthony-Towns. They’re in the play-in spot and they just took a bad loss to the Knicks. Nah Warriors got this one.” - Paul Pierce 🤔 @paulpierce34 rocking with the Warriors in what he believes is a must win. Y’all know me.
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For all the bandwagoners that watched the Wolves a couple times a year and whined about how much KAT complains, you’re about to learn Luka.
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My birthday. My childhood hero. Our Wolves. Win or lose it’s a night for fans of the Minnesota Timberwolves.
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NBA fans are the most fickle, mindless, go wherever the wind blows morons in all of sports. How the fuck is anyone out on ANT after two subpar games (one of which was basically a triple double)? He’s 22. These people are pathetic slugs that live on the whims of social media.
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Honestly, would I be crazy to say I’d rather have Jaden than SGA? A super-efficient scoring wing who can playmake is a lot rarer and more valuable than a prototypical high-volume scoring guard
@CAlmanza1007
Clemente Almanza
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Honestly, would I be crazy to say I’d rather have JDub than Edwards? A super-efficient scoring wing who can playmake is a lot rarer and more valuable than a prototypical high-volume scoring guard
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ILL SAY IT
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@NoPantsCrunch
Crunch Wears No Pants - A Wolves Pod
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Do we even need to say it?
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Not only is this photo of ANT and Rudy at practice elite, but it also features an appearance from another Timberwolf that we all know and love.
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SloMo shooting lefty in the background….What if….hear me out
@KyleTheige
Kyle Theige
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Mike Conley and Anthony Edwards just concluded their morning work with a little opposite hand shooting competition. Ant may legitimately be ambidextrous.
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I reiterate: The 2023-2024 Minnesota Timberwolves are my favorite team (any sport) of all time.
@Wolvesmuse
Timberwolves Muse
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@NotTomGugliotta Confirmed via the Athletic
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Looks like we made it 🙌
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Luxury tax? Lol ok 👌
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@NotTomGugliotta
Tom
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@ChristopherHine Rudy and KAT buddy cop comedy coming soon
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This needs video. Rudy/Britt moments have been gold.
@DaneMooreNBA
Dane Moore
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Question from @brittrobson to Rudy Gobert: What's going through your mind when a teammate is just carrying the offense for a 5-minute stretch? Gobert (laughing): "I set some screens. Cmon, man. Did you see the screens I was setting!?"
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This moment alone meant so much to me as a lifelong Timberwolves fan that every miserable 20 win season that failed to produce a good lottery ball was 100% worth it. I love this team.
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If you jumped off the bandwagon after game 4 then stay off. Go start preparing for the 7 win Vikings season or whatever it is you do. Whether the Wolves have 2 games left or 17, let the real ones enjoy the rest of this ride. I love this team and they have been worth the wait.
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Team of destiny. Won’t stop believing.
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@NotTomGugliotta
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I have screen recorded the entire “Bite Bite” saga from cunning investigative journalist Alan Horton @WolvesRadio
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Found out what they were laughing about
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@jakesgraphs
jakes graphs
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This a spiritual experience.
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Hear me out
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@LambHamb
Liam
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Bro if JMac was 6’3? Man.
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That’s a shame.
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@TheDunkCentral
NBACentral
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Report: Lakers ‘actively’ looking for another big man with ‘stretch 5 capabilities’
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I can’t sleep, but I have to force myself to try. Goodnight to the most loyal and deserving fanbase in sports. It’s been a long road.
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THE VIBES RETURN
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ITS GOOGS OH MY GOD
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The Wolves are undefeated on days that I eat a Turkey and Colby Jack sandwich on artisan white bread AND I would bet good money that streak continues today.
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Wolves fans when Scott Foster T’s up Luka 90 seconds into the game:
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Jordan McLaughlin is a gift to us all.
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Trust me when I say that this is the lamest attempt at clout chasing that I have ever seen 😂
@MrsAllieRae
The Allie Rae ®️
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As promised, the detailed story about Karl Anthony Towns 🤷‍♀️ #minnesotatimberwolves
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I’m still taking a break, but I do want to announce that last night I drove by multiple McDonald’s and Taco Bell locations without stopping to eat my feelings. Instead I went home and made a Turkey and cheddar sandwich. This tells us: 1. I am growing as a person. 2. Wolves 6.
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Took a couple edibles earlier and just found myself zoning out watching this on repeat
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The Phoenix Suns are down to their last 48 minutes of trying to play Rudy Gobert off the floor.
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Just hook some of these mfers up and let Finch roll around on the sidelines.
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For the love of god, if you’re at the game, ditch the booing Murray junk and stick with sustained NOISE. Is it the difference between winning and losing? No, but it makes for a hell of a lot better atmosphere and that is energy the team can feed on.
The team didn’t take the ref excuse, so you shouldn’t either. They just got beat. Get your positive groove back. Wolves back. Wolves in 5.
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Come to game 3. Come to game 3. Come to game 3. Come to game 3. Come to game 3. Come to game 3. Come to game 3. Come to game 3. Come to game 3. Come to game 3. Come to game 3. Come to game 3. Come to game 3. Come to game 3. Come to game 3. Come to game 3.
@KevinGarnett5KG
Kevin Garnett
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“This going to be the most watched series (Denver/T-Wolves) of all series… I’m taking the Wolves in the first game” I’m unavailable for anybody looking for me today. This series gon be electric lord. I’m taking my Young Wolves to steal game 1 in Denver. Ant-Man handled business
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At a Minneapolis Millers game in 1946, Karl Anthony Towns threatened my grandfather with a drawing of brass knuckles after confronting him for only saying “thanks” to a cracker jack vendor instead of the proper “thank you” But you all dont want to hear that because of Woke
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A mathematician just informed me that Wolves in 7 is still a possibility
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Why did no one inform me that Prowl has an absurd amount of rizz?
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Open invitation to street fight Devin Booker stands.
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@mollyhannahm I had to watch Kevin Garnett win a championship in Boston, so I get it
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Tom
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@Wolvesmuse They mixed him up with the other McDaniels again wtf
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Enjoy it and dream. I promise you Minnesota sports fans, IT IS OK TO DREAM. Whatever happens Sunday doesn’t matter. Don’t let the negative ass history of teams in the town ever stop you from enjoying this moment for all it is worth. BELIEVE.
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