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@BeerdedRider

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... Bearded, tattooed, obnoxious midwestern guy that loves falconry and cycling.

North Carolina, USA
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@BeerdedRider
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@itsJeffTiedrich @RepMTG Immediately I don't think she was "swatted." Most likely, the police came to her house on a complaint call, and she's trying to get ahead of the news.
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@BeerdedRider
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@CraigDMauger She's about to find out what having a felony warrant is like.
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@BeerdedRider
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@RonFilipkowski Funny how all this "cheating" and "rigging" happened while he was president...
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@Zoey68563748 @bennyjohnson 20-24 years in prison. Fixed that for you.
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@BeerdedRider
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@ROMANVlKlNG @itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump Do you wake up this stupid, or have to watch OAN all day to ruin your brain first.
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@BeerdedRider
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@blaireerskine I don't think I've ever seen a more accurate video about Southwest.
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@Stonekettle "Rules for thee, not for me." The GOP slogan since, forever.
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@BeerdedRider
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@_innerPanda @TheRickWilson "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and "Fuck with the bull, get the horns" also apply here.
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@KittieGianelli @Alyssa_Milano And have over a million covid cases, and growing daily. Also one of the highest death totals, but please tell us more.
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@BeerdedRider
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@AZ_Brittney Probably no one... My guess, cops were called on a complaint at the address, she's trying to get ahead of the news.
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@BeerdedRider
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@Magzdilla2early @pattonoswalt Seriously, fuck them and the horse they rode in on. He was a vile, repugnant, evil excuse for a human. If there's a hell, I hope he's being constantly tortured in it.
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@SteveHofstetter Maybe Brett K should have to just be locked in his house, with only one door, protected by a retired ex-cop, that locks from the inside. That's the solution for everyone else
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@BeerdedRider
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@shimpokh @maddow All disbarred, post haste.
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@SteveHofstetter Even more, now all of a sudden they're screaming about the safety of GOP supreme court members, but you don't hear anything about school children all over the country having to deal with this...
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@RonFilipkowski Oh no, he found out there could be immediate consequences for his actions...
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@BeteUnitedFC @DrOz Feel free to borrow this one, it's one of my favorites
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@BeerdedRider
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@TreyFlint @RealMickFoley Perhaps they need to have people quit coddling them and tell them that they're all a bunch of seditious assholes. There isn't going to be any unity until he's gone, they admit it and understand that's not going to change.
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@BeerdedRider
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@mistrustme1 Super cute top
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@GaryKoepnick @Endthemisery1 @EEM19781 44 mag with 8" barrel from the looks of it. Handle looks to be wood, and it looks to be a revolver. Either way, gonna kick like a mule when he tries to shoot it
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@BeerdedRider
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@duty2warn I'm calling it now, he's getting ahead of something big. He's calling for unity and rejecting political violence. Remember this comment.
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@BeerdedRider
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@awrobinson79 @itsJeffTiedrich Cool story, bro. Doesn't excuse his public facing, bullshit comments.
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@DeathMetalV It's almost like, and hear me out here, the party of law and "states rights" only care about it when it benefits them, not when it applies to them.
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@BeerdedRider
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@bargar_canelia @atrupar Oh, thanks for explaining it to us... Seriously, do you think before you just start typing on Twitter?
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@johnfeal2 @NickAdamsinUSA Him bragging about getting a cut of steak and a full 1/3 of it being bone, and then it looking like it's cooked horribly, is so spot on. He probably orders it well done.
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@itsJeffTiedrich I don't even think we need to try hard to answer this... The party of lies, racism, and oppression will always not like the guy that does the right thing.
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@BoredomDidIt 😍😍😍😍😍
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@muriellehamilto @prolibshow @Angry_Staffer When the FBI showed up at his golf course, took his phone, and put his ass in a plane? Apparently he's not said anything on Truth for about 19 hours.
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@Stonekettle We know exactly what's coming. Nothing is coming. Just like the protests in NY. They won't do anything, and they scare no one.
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@jonatha39849257 @itsJeffTiedrich The "if we don't test, we won't have cases" kind.
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@pinkmagiclala Those eyes!!!
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@williamlegate Day 1, conditions of bond: complete gag order on all interviews and social media outlets in regards to this case. He's openly putting people in harm's way. Put a gag in his mouth
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@Acyn I'm starting to think that the Dems are learning this is the kind of thing we want to hear from them.
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@theliamnissan Congrats on his pregnancy, with all those missed periods.
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@jakejwest @ReturnOfKappy To the entire world, at that.
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@maxasteele I don't think they've fully reviewed the rules of "Fuck around and find out" to see how this is going to end.
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@BeerdedRider
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@sumpeoplelikeit Did it involve "falling" out a window of a tall building? Seems that's how most of them get suicided...
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@BaliJibril @TheRickWilson I think he knew the mic was indeed "hot."
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@Phantom2Phlyer @itsJeffTiedrich You're in a cult, get help. You need to seriously have your pea sized brain checked, and you need to start seeing a therapist. Also, your family hates you and wishes you'd shut the fuck up.
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@Aintthissometh1 @TheRickWilson I took an oath, against all enemies foreign and domestic...
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@CrossRatto @kimguilfoyle Biggest cases in this country. He's got a history of being a winner, for sure isn't a loser.
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@bambib91910429 @realAnkitPasi @red_wave_comin @Jan_builds @Strandjunker You obviously have no idea how this works... Keep sniffing trump's asshole though, see what that gets you.
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@nathaliejacoby1 Religion, health insurance, and our tax system
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@Neil4birds @mmpadellan FBI should be on their way to picking people up, post haste. Anyone that's had a loved one die from this, should be asking for immediate retribution.
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@Spell_boundd 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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@hausofpettymnn Police officers and churches, who knew? It's almost like EVERYONE that supports the LGBTQ+ already knew this...Drag queens aren't the problem.
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@jh1965jh @RyanShead That's your concern? That because you think a state looks nice, you shouldn't be on TikTok. I think you and the point, aren't even in the same zip code.
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@QNT_CAT @itsJeffTiedrich Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Seek help, I don't think you're getting enough O2 to your brain
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@Crazy_ButCute2 Always should!
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@imafeelin2 @TedEBearLeonard @VABVOX I'm sure you'll teach them plenty of hate and bigotry. Rest assured though, they'll go to school, have friends and learn that you're a horrible person, full of ignorance and hate, and they'll distance themselves from you.
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@FfaceVonFstick Oh, now it bothers them? Seems to be no issues when it's a bunch of white guys masked up with Nazi flags.
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@skintagsusan Catfishing? 🤣🤣
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@AvengerResister @Jim_Jordan Every. Effing. Time. He's always quick to announce a problem, never has a solution.
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@StephRosenstein @theGalsandMe @Angry_Staffer Seriously, stop. I can only get so excited.
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@Toplinesman @OmarRiverosays @ChafedCharlie They're measuring for what size dumpster it fits into now.
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@BoredomDidIt There's coffee in that pic? Huh, who knew. 🤣🤣
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@theliamnissan He looks like he's right in the middle of filling his diaper.
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@theangriestbuni This dude's elevator doesn't hit the top floor. Biden is guilty of treason, but somehow Trump can do no wrong...
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@7Veritas4 Oh boy, seems she's gonna go step in it
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@CaterinaCatK Well, I would give you a look and nod 🥰
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@johninphx @NoahBookbinder Do I need to get out the big pieces of paper, and the fat crayons and draw you a picture? He's not reported his finances, as required by law.
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@Butch30586594 @Emerald_Rose0 I didn't even have to look, and of course could tell the profile was "Christian, bible God word..." Seriously, go clean up your own house before you want to start accusing a trans person.
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@thejackhopkins Um, I'm ex military, and I served to protect everyone. You bet your ass it means that flag and the people it represents.
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@thismouththo420 ♥️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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@Crazy_ButCute2 You with red lipstick. Holy shit
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@Scorpio_Karen18 Happy Birthday!
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@laralogan Just came for the conspiracy theory comments. Y'all will believe anything.
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@theangriestbuni What. In. The. Actual. Fuck. Is this supposed to even begin to mean?
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@michellexotter Ice cream? Ice cream always cheers me up
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@mmpadellan It's almost like it was a, hold on, checks notes, a scam... Who knew?
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@IvanasStairCam @theliamnissan Fake news, penis much too big
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@SnowBellesHell Make pork butt on the grill? Of, course, duh.
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@truthteller521 @Lions Says the douchebag that thinks trump won...
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@Isa_11_AC Mom's are sexy 😍
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@naomifeinstein Oh man, a whole 20 of them
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@daveryder Geezus. NEVER mess with the teamsters. Seriously, what is he thinking.
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@PastorAlexLove How did they not travel through time? I saw this in a movie once.
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@nancystaack @KateJon47571478 @shannonrwatts I always love to point that out first: "you know he wasn't white, and was a Jew, right?'
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@Crazy_ButCute2 😍😍🥰🥰
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@turtledumplin I bet my wife would love those glasses
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@mrsnicholhatch @Swisher3333 @shawna_burley @jdgtranen This may be the stupidest argument I've seen on Twitter in quite a while. Good job, that's a pretty high bar to get over. Now, go back to kissing boots and having no free thought.
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@PastorAlexLove The police. The last time I showed up at church like that @PastorAlexLove told me that the Eagle was not that forgiving. Oh, and that I needed to shave my back hair. I paid for prayer in advance, and he called the police on me!
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@Wonderful_Ed Smoking cigarettes. Make a 9 a 2 in an instant.
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@racheltrains Sorry, did you say something, I was really distracted for some reason.
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@LWarnstedt @SpiroAgnewGhost @RepMTG Especially effing CrossFit...
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@JetBomb25 Masterpiece
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@toppsin50 @MacFarlaneNews @CBSNews The carrier has them, unless they were not done through SMS/MMS
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@turtledumplin What's up, weirdo?!
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@7Veritas4 ***marked safe from not texting Mark Meadows***
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@Aczar1Alan @TristanSnell Uh huh, sure. None of that has ever been obfuscated, but, nice try.
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@AZ_Brittney He was just upset that he had quit ahead of time and wasn't part of it.
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@eclecticbrotha @BlackKnight10k Just like 3 miles too, nothing crazy. Could he even get on a bike with that giant diaper?? As a cyclist, I'm throwing up in my mouth with the thought of him in Lycra.
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@Tekweenie @Stonekettle Holy shit, that shockwave is disturbing.
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@Emywinst Still am. Got looks from all the people where I picked lunch up at today. Know what I haven't had though? Covid, I haven't had covid. They can stare all they want.
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