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@BearLovesKer

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#RiseUp #BravesCountry #HookEm 🤘 #USA 🇺🇸 Buying a t-shirt will help me launch an organic food pantry for needy families in our community #VIVA 🏈⚾️⛳️🏀

Golden Sunset Ranch, TX
Joined June 2011
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Today was a good day
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@streetfighthard Thats not a street fight, thats a sucker punch.
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@Dexerto That better be mfin pesos
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@Newsweek @Khaleda pretty bold to post this bullshit when you're across the pond in the UK. A quick search quickly showed your political ideologies on display. You should resign immediately for posting such slanted drivel.
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@kendricklamar GET EM K DOT!
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@PatMcAfeeShow This is what OWNERSHIP looks like. Pat leads from the front.
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@mcuban @X You are seeing a general population that is sick of being lied to, Mark. You and the wealthy elite at large are so out of touch with the reality americans are facing. Youll see in November.
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@hqspider looks like someone missed the mouth and hit the eye
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@Cokedupoptions Please expose this person
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@barstoolsports @ForePlayPod This cop trying to avoid the L is going to get him fired.
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@PatMcAfeeShow Real men celebrate and promote their spouses work.
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Biden almost said "Make America Great Again." LOL!
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@stoolpresidente Trump just won the election in 120 seconds. WILD!
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@timecaptales @historyinmemes The cartoon was way less offensive than his haircut
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@BBGreatMoments She was also a racist piece of shit
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@iamSauceGardner Fast food is literally $40 now.
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@JasonKelce Bruh you’re in the swift mafia. You don’t have to pander to shit
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@spectatorindex File this under 'No Shit'
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@TheeLetterA Did you mean to post this on reddit?
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@GAFollowers Lake Lanier swallows 10-20 humans each year while sleeping.
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@streetfighthard Listen if your BF is into her, making her toothless isnt going to help your cause....
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@mcuban Cuban making it about him again
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@iamSauceGardner no editing, no photoshop. This is the moment that lightning struck and you CAN die this way.
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@DrDisrespect People always wanna know WHAT the Dr. is doing. No one ever asks HOW the Dr. is doing. You good, Guy?
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@MagicJohnson @Lakers Not nearly as cool as Ken Griffey JR playing with his dad in the same outfield, and batting next to each other in the order. Bronny wont ever see the court with his dad unless its forced.
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@jakemalasek Gotta feel for the parents. You cant imagine what they're going through tbh.
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@Dexerto It's giving these vibes
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@stoolpresidente Cop is gonna get fired. Itll be within 48 hours.
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@PFTCommenter "Maybe over the summer someone will get to him" dayum.....
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@DeionSandersJr Go earn something yourself. Nepo Baby.
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You can only like this if your @starlink is currently down.
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@elonmusk This used to be called treason
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@MrBeast Congrats! You can only like this tweet if you were here when it happened!
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@_willcompton Also dad checking the amazon bill
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@GaryPetersonUSA Mfer thats Tyra Banks
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@NUCLRGOLF The shot? not a stroke The guy? def had a stroke
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New year new plaque @KayceSmith @billyliucci See you in November.
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@Breaking911 Is this mfer talking about Velveeta?
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@yefrie9 @streetfighthard Unexpected. Like the opposite of you expecting to be right.
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@wardjolles @wave3news @LMPD Everyone reading this: " What a fucking asshole"
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@elonmusk "Reasonably Priced Masons" doesnt have the same ring to it
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@GAFollowers Hmmmm It's almost like the teachers dont think its worth it to deal with this entitled generation for such little pay.
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@BBGreatMoments They will talk about this at his bachelor party. Baseball makes life memories!
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@bennyjohnson @elonmusk Please stop making everything political
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@barstoolsports WNBA before CC: WATCH US PLEASE! WNBA after CC: STOP WATCHING US GO WATCH GOLF
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@BarstoolTate Look what they did to WKU!!!
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@martymush He's trying to swing like its a golf club. Doesnt load the front foot / hips.
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@PatMcAfeeShow The people are fine, but a whole lotta horses drown...
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Hmmmm @nickturani next year make this shirt and itll do bonus numbies.
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@stoolpresidente @FlaPanthers Prez throwin that "Im going to bed" fakeout on em
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@sentdefender Looks like the missile hit him in the forehead
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@RealMikeyBets Mendoza was a good sport. Respect.
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Laughable to do this when @BauerOutage , who was never charged, is not being allowed to sign with a team.
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Baseball is everyone’s game. #PRIDE
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@Juicefit3 @streetfighthard What L? My fat ass isnt in this video.
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@casualtakeking Who tf would take Ja over Luka? Is this even a discussion?
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@BussinWTB Too much ego, not enough talent.
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@BBGreatMoments She was a huge racist too.
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@AlecLace Talking about her sexual past isnt productive. Focus on the issues. Act like an adult. This type of behavior hurts conservatives in the long run.
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@hen_ease Can someone explain why @ConnorMook_ moves like a dog you're trying to put in the shower?
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@bariweiss I didnt think it was possible for anything twitter related to make trump look better, but here we are.
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@spectatorindex They already invaded. WORST PRESIDENT IN MODERN HISTORY.
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@bariweiss It's pretty easy to understand. Alt left democrats at twitter colluded with government insiders to influence the election by conspiring to shadow ban conservative voices.
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@DugganBitLife Sending a dude is a dumb move. Send the cutest girl.
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@SmittyBarstool @AVanHeuveln He's also a wife beater
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@Cokedupoptions Thats not a 7 figure per month earner outfit / bag / ring / anything btw.
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@IllyNOTLilly Wooly Willy lookin ass
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@megynkelly I feel like im living in some shitty dystopian movie.
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@AdamSchefter Would you let Joe Biden drive you on the freeway in a car? No? Better to let him lead the entire free world then right? Holy F....
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@barstoolsports 1) she could see 2) thats her mother in law
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@PFF @PFF cherry picking pull quotes from @PatMcAfeeShow for clicks is pretty lame. Aaron was adamant it was not about another MVP but about a super bowl.
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@ClayTravis @Twitter @Bloomberg Every company that tries to end remote work will fail. The game has changed.
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@GAFollowers He literally doesnt even wake up most days. 0% chance he said any of that shit.
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@TalkinBaseball_ Shohei was betting the under. He'll switch it up and win again soon
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@hwinkler4real Sad that you're exceedingly wealthy and encouraged people to vote for a guy who belongs in a nursing home? Me too.
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@JerryAfterDark 0 chance he finishes
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@Braves Sign @BauerOutage We have holes in this roster the size of the grand canyon.
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@dondatimes Yeezy been eatin too much cheezy lately
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@DefiantLs Its gotta be Brooklyn Dad's baby back bitch ass
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@JasonKelce You don’t have to explain anything to these people. The #swifties have your back
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@RiggsBarstool Is it possible that he's swinging however his old ass body will allow him to? You gotta be impressed by his shots out there.
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@FrankieBorrelli Yall hit up Nadu's barber before lunch?
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@PlayOverwatch You can only like this tweet if you already knew overwatch was gay
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@alexcheche11 @casualtakeking LOL at least you're honest my guy
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@DrDisrespect Yall who did this....
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@BarstoolBigCat The extra time is just for anyone with a bet on the game to have a few more heart attacks.
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@barstoolsports @rcobb18 @BussinWTB Swimmers that produce males are faster but die faster. So if youre trying for a boy you want to conceive close to your ovulation date. If you want a girl, the opposite, you want to hit the date a day or so before her ovulation date as girl swimmers are slower but live longer.
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@SheRatesDogs "I'm not homophobic but...." In my mind, every time I see this phrase, I think "You're totally closeted gay"
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@nickysmokess The jersey jerry was amazing
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@Matt_Pinner The view from our farm
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@EvanSowards Dont act like such a pussy. Either own it or delete it.
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@streetfighthard Little dude needs to stfu. Guy in the suit saved his life. "GO GET CHRIS!" Fight your own fight, homie. Big dude was fighting you, your girl, and your friends.
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@Jerrythekid21 Not the worst thing you've done to the train this year.
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