Evan Sowards
@EvanSowards
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People guy in the tech world. A remnant of @49ersHub. I’m not media I just talk about sports.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2013
Shoutout to the girl at Sephora saying “what’s your girlfriends phone number I can just see what she buys”. Easiest stocking stuffer mission ever.
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Since taking the vaccine, Travis Kelce has won the Super Bowl, been an all pro twice, and is currently dating the most famous woman on the planet. Since refusing to take the vaccine Rodgers started doing drugs in dark holes, got really into podcasts and tore his Achilles.
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This looks like both Kelce brothers combined.
Free agent center Jonas Valanciunas has agreed on a three-year, $30 million deal with the Washington Wizards, sources tell ESPN.
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@bennetthaselton I’m honestly surprised it took as long as it did for some super online person to reply with something weird and cringy like this.
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Harrison Butker: Women should be stay at home wives.NFL: Honestly we respect you so much dude whatever you say is good with us. Colin Kaepernick: Police brutality is bad and I want innocent black people to stop getting murdered.NFL: We never want to see your face again fuck you.
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Kelce was laughing about it. Aaron Rodgers immediately follows up with DEBATE ME BRO ILL BRING RFK DEBATE ME. Just a giant fucking loser lmfao.
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Wearing jeans and taking your shirt off to bench 105 is the perfect analogy for all these forever online alt right losers.
RFK Jr. is probably the most jacked presidential candidate we’ve ever had.
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This is just a list of players most likely to ruin your fantasy season.
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Real 49ers fans aren’t upset because real 49ers fans are dead inside.
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@channingtatum @VancityReynolds @Deadpool @deadpoolmovie @MarvelStudios @ShawnLevyDirect You CRUSHED it man! What a year for gambit
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Every time the 49ers have gone to the Super Bowl in my adult life.
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As a representative of 49ers Twitter and 49ers fans all over the world. Travis Kelce is a member of Tight End University and I think Taylor Swift getting women of all ages into football is dope. Fuck Jackson Mahomes tho.
The most dislikable people in the entire history of the world and it isn’t close
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George Kittle broke the single season tight end receiving yards record with a gas station night attendant and an Enterprise car rental manager. Get this nonsense off my feed.
zach ertz upgraded to best TE in the NFL thanks to gronk retiring
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THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS AND THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS WILL PLAY TO WIN THE NFC WEST AND A FIRST ROUND BYE IS AT STAKE. THIS WILL BE THE FINAL GAME OF THE DECADE IT CANNOT BE MORE HYPE. THIS IS ALL THE HYPE. THIS IS MY MOTHER FUCKING SYMPHONY NUMBER FIVE GOD DAMNIT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Dude came in wearing a MAGA hat and got the shit kicked out of him. You love to see it.
Kamaru Usman beats Colby Covington to retain the Welterweight Championship. What a fight. (via @ufc).
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The 49ers really. - Traded for Jimmy, tears ACL.- Trade up for Lance, breaks ankle.- Find a 3rd stringer who can ball, he tears his elbow up in the NFC Championship. To Niners fans this stuff has become so normal but this is absolutely insane bad luck. All time bad luck.
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I’m ready to be hurt again.
"This is the best 49ers roster I've seen since I've started covering the team in 2002.". - @mattbarrows via @SteinyGuru957. 🎧
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Can’t curse a team that’s already cursed.
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Can we do the adjustments in the first half so I don’t try and throw myself off a building.
Tashaun Gipson on Steve Wilks:. “Coach changed up the game-plan. He made second half adjustments & those things just took us to victory, man. So shoutout to Coach Wilks… With those halftime adjustments we were able to come out here & start making plays, start teeing off & being
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The San Francisco 49ers are going to win the Super Bowl.
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Rest In Peace to the best friend I could have ever asked for. The best.
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@dog_rates My little guy passed on two nights ago. May he forever live on in this thread🙏🏼
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Marshawn Lynch is a national treasure and we must protect him at all costs.
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@jemelehill This is absurd. I was Bosa’s biggest critic. Loudest too. But we’re attacking dude for an account he follows and a post he didn’t even click like on??? Do you have any idea what percentage of men follow dark humor meme accounts? And I HATE that Kobe post.
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Steve Wilks has arguably the most talented defensive roster in the NFL and his scheme is getting COOKED week in and week out. I need him gone.
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The refs are calling a flag on the 49ers EVERY SINGLE PLAY. Remember when they said Vegas specifically said they wanted the 49ers to lose.
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@19problemz Deebo would you rather fight 100 duck sized Trent Williams, or one Trent Williams sized ducks?.
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You really gotta hand it to Grant. Year in and year out he complains and creates bullshit controversies just to be completely wrong and get totally fucking owned by Kyle. And he just keeps showing up. Respect.
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It’s crazy that Ronnie Bell is even allowed on the field by Shanahan.
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There’s an alternate universe where the 49ers won the super bowl and none of this ever happened.
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Reality is CMC and Deebo will get healthy, Pearsall coming back soon, Aiyuk will lock in, and the team mid way through the season will be considered a powerhouse again. But they have to find a way to stop losing stupid games that they should win.
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Genuinely think about it. Eagles fans talked SO much shit about beating a team that lost their QB in the first quarter. Then LOST in the Super Bowl. Then when they played the 49ers again with a healthy QB, got the SHIT kicked out of them. Fucking LOSER fan base.
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GREAT JOB TRADING THREE FIRST ROUND PICKS FOR A PROJECT QUARTERBACK WHEN YOU DIDN’T HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR A PROJECT QUARTERBACK.
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Kittle deserves a ring man. I really hope they get one for him.
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Russell Wilson is one of the most unbelievable quarterbacks I’ve ever seen play. I hate every single snap he takes. He’s never truly out of it. I hope Seattle makes it to the NFC Championship and we can do this one more time. What a fucking game.
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Christian McCaffrey.George Kittle.Deebo Samuel.Brandon Aiyuk. Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me.
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That’s the whitest wedding I’ve ever seen and I’m from Beaverton Oregon.
#49ers Brock and Jenna Purdy posted a video of their marriage from the weekend on IG ❤️❤️. 🎥: Jenna Purdy IG
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The amount of fucking games Jake Moody has lost this early in his career is CRAZY.
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The Chiefs rightfully extended Mahomes after he won the super bowl but their believe that he’ll repeat that is unfortunate considering the 49ers are winning the next 12 Super Bowls.
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Brock Purdy is the greatest 49ers QB since Steve Young and I would personally carry him to LA to trade for Herbert.
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If Aldon Smith deserves a chance to play again so does Colin Kaepernick.
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I am not happy about seeing this. Life is going by WAY too fast. That top photo feels like it was just yesterday!
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The 49ers drafted the best blocking tight end in this draft so that George Kittle can catch footballs again. How kind of them.
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Everyone click like and retweet this so @JedYork knows he needs to get Patrick Willis and Navarro Bowman to come sound the horn together.
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As a white man I feel very qualified to say this. Why the fuck have so many white men been telling people how they should feel today. Your life couldn’t be any easier. The discussion isn’t for you. Let alone to tell other people how to feel.
Everyone just please stop… it’s ok for us to disagree on issues, it’s ok for us to disagree on who we wanted to lead us, it’s ok to have discourse & try to show others why we believe what we believe… just stop with all the “I’m right, you’re wrong” junk!!! Let it start with US!.
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If Purdy was healthy they absolutely beat this Eagles team.
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I’m Ready To Be Hurt Again.
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I will never know happiness as long as I’m a San Francisco 49ers fan. All I know is pain.
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I would love it if Earl could join the 49ers and help Richard Sherman double team opponents like the old days!.
Ravens trying to cut Earl Thomas after wife held him at gunpoint for affair
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Not a single person on the planet needs an apology from Jason Kelce.
Jason Kelce addressed the Penn State phone-smashing incident at the start of ESPN's pregame show tonight and apologized:. "In a heated moment, I decided to greet hate with hate. I fell short this week"
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I found out Monday that I lost my mom to a lifetime battle with addiction. This last week has been fucking insane. I’m just very thankful to have this little community that we have and how it always helps remind me of how kind people are and how good life can be. Go Niners.
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My whole life as a 49ers fan I’ve been told how Alex Smith is trash, Colin Kaepernick isn’t good, Jimmy Garoppolo isn’t good. I’m not about to let people tell me that Dak is deserving of top 5 money🙅🏻♂️🙅🏻♂️🙅🏻♂️.
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Losing two starting quarterbacks in one season while having the best defense in the NFL. That sentence is just insane to me.
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49ers fans went to the NFC championship twice and had some of their most important players retire while their head coach was pushed out. You can’t expect them to just run back. No fan has endured more in the last ten years.
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No one on the planet that isn’t a 49ers fan can even begin to wrap their head around what 49ers fans are going through right now.
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Being a 49ers fan and watching Kyler become a superstar, the Rams stop shooting themselves in the foot, and Seattle actually letting Russ cook while Jimmy G is injured and Nick Bosa is out for the season
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I still can’t believe the San Francisco 49ers are about to play in another Super Bowl.
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Kyle looks exactly how you’d expect a coach to look that’s lost two Super Bowls and had six starting QB’s in 8 years.
Almost every QB selected before Brock Purdy and many after him the last two seasons has been traded, demoted and certainly hasn’t reached the Super Bowl. 49ers Coach Kyle Shanahan goes into that and more in our conversation from the NFL Annual Meeting.
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Did someone say swag
Does anyone know any white boys with incredible swag.
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The 49ers Super Bowl losses made me hate entire states full of people idk wtf that dude is talking about.
Harrison Butker on Serena Williams' ESPYs diss:. “Sports are supposed to be the great unifier."
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You trade three first round picks for ball placement like this in playoff games.
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No Democrat in public office right now does a better job of public speaking to call out people’s bullshit.
On Bill Maher, Secretary of Transportation @PeteButtigieg talks about @JDVance1: . “I know a lot of guys like JD Vance…they say whatever they need to say to get ahead.” . He then compares Vance to his former home state Governor Mike Pence. Buttigieg talks about Pence being an
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Leveon Bell: Is my new song fire or trash?.Keenan Allen: It’s trash. Leveon Bell:
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@AnthonyNagatani It’s a very obvious joke that doesn’t even mention specific drugs lol I don’t think there’s any risk of that.
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The answer isn’t and can’t be fire Shanahan. He’s too good in too many ways. They won’t find someone better. They need to bring in a strong veteran defensive coordinator and find some way to fix Kyle’s deficiencies.
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Swept the Rams. Swept the Cardinals. Time to go to Seattle and take that fucking NFC West championship.
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Pretty hard to see this and not believe that Greenlaw injury might have cost us the game.
Once Dre Greenlaw went down, Oren Burks filled in for him. Here’s how he did in coverage:. • 9 targets.• 9 catches allowed .• 1 touchdown.• 134.7 passer rating when targeted .• 32.1 PFF coverage grade
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Can people stop using Pat Tillman to make their shitty points when Pat Tillman would have disagreed with like 99% of the people who invoked his name. It’s pathetic.
Pat Tillman gave up everything.
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Man. I just wanted Joe to win a fucking super bowl. This sucks.
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Trent Williams career earnings is $168,000,000+. I’m normally all for the “players get every dollar you can” crowd, but man having never won a Super Bowl, and truly holding out maybe the last year you have a chance to win for a few million is just dumb.
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Nick Bosa and Brock Purdy after they beat the Cowboys by two scores
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This loss is the worst loss I’ve ever experienced. But the 49ers have an incredibly strong roster and I truly believe Kyle Shanahan is a psychopath that will do everything he can to keep getting better. The 49ers are back in the Super Bowl soon, no doubt about it.
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“Hey Jordan if CMC can’t go Sunday you’re starting so be prepared for that”. Why is this such a big deal. This betting dorks need to quit crying.
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The reality to me is simple. The 49ers have the best defense in the NFL. They have Deebo, Aiyuk, Kittle, and Kyle Shanahan. Joe Flacco has a ring. Nick Foles has a ring. Trent Dilfer has a ring. Figure it out.
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Did you know the 49ers didn’t take Aaron Rodgers in the draft because they knew this day would come.
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Kyle Shanahan thinks first round pick Brandon Aiyuk will be the second coming of 49ers Legend Isaac Bruce.
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WHY IS CHARLIE WOERNER RUNNING THAT ROUTE AND NOT GEORGE KITTLE. WHY ARE WE RELYING ON RAY RAY MCCLOUD AND CHARLIE WOERNER.
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The 49ers currently hold the best record in the NFL, as they have all season. With the Seahawks loss tonight, the 49ers are also back in first place for the division. This pleases me.
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Fuck Rocky, fuck cheesesteaks, fuck Nick Sirianni, fuck the Eagles.
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I just spent the last two years broke as hell barely scraping by every single day and finally got the job of my dreams and just signed the lease of my new apartment in downtown Los Angeles. I can’t stress it enough, do not ever give up or lose sight of the goal.
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IT TOOK YOU FIVE YEARS AND SIXTY RUNNINGBACKS BUT YOU FUCKIN DID IT KYLE YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH YOU DID IT.
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