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BeanForecaster

@BeanForecaster

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I used to count beans then I forecasted them (always poorly), currently lighting 250k beans on fire in grad school. Systems thinker.

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Joined September 2022
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@BeanForecaster
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Me (corp finance in tech) whenever I read a 10-Q for an industrials company
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>Drinking a beer while being horizontal why does everything except my stomach and esophageal sphincter feel great
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Reach out to your friends in private equity this week and make sure they’re okay and let them know you are there for them if carried interest loophole gets repealed.
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Bank’s problem
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Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., who is in the running to serve as health and human services secretary, revealed he was carrying up to $1.2 million in credit card debt in recent financial disclosures, per CNBC.
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Does peter millar not make you guys smell? Am I missing something?
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@anonfpa Every day people log on to this site and say things that are blatantly wrong
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@dominicdeecoco None of these are negatives
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@TheBestPoaster Sorry bob I will go back to lurking
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TMT bros: “Slap an EV/EBCOGS multiple on that bad boy and call it a day”
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#REF!
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“Is EBCOGS a reportable metric?”
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@mis_aligned Would love to see this guy’s cortisol levels though
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Dressing, talking, and acting, like a brooklyn communist because “I’m in grad school” as a bit, ignoring the fact that it’s an MBA, and I routinely hear other people say “maximize shareholder value” unironically.
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Big accounts are just blatantly rehashing viral tweets that aren’t even 48 hours old, this site sucks
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@anonfpa My philosophy is wear one or the other, don’t settle for half measures.
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Incredibly things happening on r/accounting
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Baking is a lot more fun when you have 3 coors lights
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@Degen_CPA @saturnisadog Water? You mean the stuff fish fuck in?
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10 days
Bro you use 𓂀lookup? You are supposed to use 𓁩lookup. Moron. You probably ref out the tablet.
@mattparlmer
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Apparently there were cuneiform spreadsheets Truly nothing new under the sun lol
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Guy who has a secret family in a city hundreds of miles away just so he can grind harder
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