Barry in Iowa
@BarryinIowa
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fattest person in the room
The Hawkeye State
Joined April 2016
🚨PRETENTIOUS TWEET🚨. I’m a registered republican that swore off voting ages ago… today I voted for Kamala. #Vote2024 #VoteKamala #Election2024
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I saw Paul Rudd was trending and I was afraid he was dating Pete Davidson.
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Iowa moves up to #12 on Tuesday. ugly win in Lincoln on Friday. flirts with single-digit ranking going into B1G champ game. holds UM/OSU to 2 scores… wins 13-10. gets into playoff. walk-off FG win over GA. beats FSU by 17 in natty. hang the fucking banner go Hawks.
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1st Punts 69:420. And late in the fourth of four quarters, the punter will pin their offense deep, and a safety will result. And the enemy known as Wolverines will thus be defeated. Take this, child, for it is the word of Kirk.
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Dude was suspended for the first 4 games of this season for cheating, then was suspended for the last 3 games of this season for cheating (separate cheating incidents)… let that sink in.
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Purdy’s last three INT game? September 2021 against #10 Iowa. — Joe Buck (announcer, hero).
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and it only took her 7 seasons, a red-shirt, a Covid 2 1/2 year extension, and 40+ attempts per game.
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Jim Harbaugh was suspended twice THIS SEASON for cheating… TWICE IN ONE FUCKING SEASON.
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@jeffuchida @pattonoswalt I love this theory. Antifa disguised itself and crashed the capitol to overturn an election that they won.
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I might be the only Iowa fan not against the Orange Krush… it seemed like a cool tradition that hurt nobody and ultimately did some good. I get both sides… the Orange Krush just don’t seem like the villains I keep reading about.
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Please don’t give any more energy to the shenanigans of a 20-year-old on her 3rd college team. Instead, prop up these excellent student athletes and how well they represented the Hawkeye State! . Go Hawks!.
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Neither has any current Hawkeye.
Brock Purdy has never lost at Jack Trice. .
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Iowa used to be a cool little state.
BREAKING: An Iowa law barring most abortions after six weeks will take effect Monday, a judge orders.
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I want Bob Stoops to coach the Hawkeyes when Kirk Ferentz retires.
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I want to publicly apologize to all the ISU fans that complain about officiating… I get it.
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Iowa used to be a cool little state.
Outside the NY courtroom, Iowa AG Brenna Bird says she “came all the way from IA to show our strong support that we have for President Trump” & called what she saw in court today a “travesty.”.Her office tells @KCCINews that no taxpayer dollars were used to pay for the trip to NY
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But, drag queens.
Indiana catholic high school teacher, Matthew Brown, has been arrested for grooming & raping a female student.
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The Bucs draft Tristan Wirfs then make the Super Bowl for the first time in 18 years.
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literally every male athlete and sales department manager has yelled “LET’S FUCKING GO” 800 trillion fucking times, but somehow Caitlin Clark is the one being disrespectful
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Matt Campbell left for USC on Saturday with 12 minutes left in the 4th quarter.
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“Iowa moves up to #12…” . it’s happening
Iowa moves up to #12 on Tuesday. ugly win in Lincoln on Friday. flirts with single-digit ranking going into B1G champ game. holds UM/OSU to 2 scores… wins 13-10. gets into playoff. walk-off FG win over GA. beats FSU by 17 in natty. hang the fucking banner go Hawks.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[breath]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
BREAKING: Former President Donald Trump has been found guilty of falsifying business records in hush money trial. The 34-count verdict is still being read.
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What if George Santos and Kari Lake had a love child… I’m just asking questions.
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try and follow this…. ex boyfriend shows up at ex girlfriend’s house in my neighborhood this afternoon… doesn’t realize ex girlfriend has moved… threatens current resident with gun… gets killed by police…. all in little ol’ pleasant hill iowa.
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But, Caitlin Clark said fuck?.
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Dear fucking god… Gavin Newsome absolutely fucking destroys Ron DeSantis here.
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But, drag queens.
Massachusetts deputy police chief, John Porter, has been indicted for raping a student, while he was a school resource officer.
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nice
11 years sober today.
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What Kirk Ferentz has done for the football program, the university and the Hawkeye State is immeasurable and I’ll always be grateful. Having said that; it’s okay to adore him while simultaneously wanting him to be replaced. The game has moved on and Iowa should as well.
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wait a minute… . ISU is playing Memphis in Memphis… at Memphis’ football stadium… literally a home game for Memphis.
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serious question to republicans. how many more guns til we're safe to go shopping or send our kids to school?.
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@colincahill13 @ellis_brooks13 @PennStateFball @J_SchaefferWOI @weareiowa5news Him taking that stroll through the celebration, instead of fleeing to the locker room, speaks to his character.
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Caitlin Clark was well short of her 40 attempts per game average… again.
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The fucking school sent a fucking recorder home with the fucking 9yo.
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Remember that time Iowa came back to beat stupid Nebraska then Wisconsin shit the bed at Minnesota making Iowa the outright B1G West champs yeah that was cool.
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@BarrettSallee Expanding to a 12 team CFP would give about two dozen teams a legitimate shot at the playoff, spreading out top recruitment, and closing these enormous gaps we currently experience.
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@Fantasybaseb @AUlmoa @barstoolsports I’ll bet you my next paycheck that the white guys in the front row of the Ole Miss game ain’t doing too bad. Call it a gut feeling.
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I have a ton of Chiefs fans friends and I’m delighted for them. I also have a time of Packers fans friends and hope A. Rodgers breaks his leg on his first play from scrimmage.
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whenever a former Hawkeye makes a play on national television
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Facts:. HC winning percentage since 2018:.Scott Frost: .364.Bret Bielema: 1.000✅. Am I doing this right, @CycloneLarry69?.
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Iowa’s #1 brand is the Hawkeyes and it’s not close. Iowa could pay Ferentz $20M/yr and it’d still be a good investment. That is all.
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Dear Anti-maskers,. You're not enlightened, a free-thinker, or a hero for not wearing a mask in public. Filming your embarrassing confrontation with the wildly more intelligent 2nd assistant shift manager at your local market is not something to be proud of. Sincerely,.Humans.
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Brock Purdy is the greatest athlete in the history of the universe.
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Iowa’s offense.
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@CycloneLarry69 I bet this ISU fan doesn’t exist:. 1) Talks less about the Hawkeyes than Iowa fans. If you’re out there let me know.
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@CaseyHauan @ICHawkeye Allow me… dude went looking for a fight and killed two unarmed people.
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@barstoolchicago @barstoolWSD Do these two have a history of going back and forth? . Because John Cusack handled himself with tremendous grace for being ambushed.
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Kirk Ferentz and his Hawkeyes are all tremendous human beings.
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Remember that time Iowa beat Nebraska six times in a row that was awesome.
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Chicken in a Biskit are the finest of all snacking crackers. Fact.
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republicans: ITS THE MENTALLY ILL PERSON, NOT THE GUNS . also republicans: slashes mental health programs and budgets. also also republicans: BACKGROUND CHECKS THAT WOULD KEEP GUNS OUT OF THE HANDS OF MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL.
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This is going to have long lasting negative effects on the Iowa football program… no player worth a fiddler’s fuck will want to play for a Ferentz’ offense. The transfer portal will be a one way street… directly out of Iowa City.
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Happy fucking first fucking soccer game of the fucking season
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