Alice
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I have opinions on children in pubs and I hate mustard.
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Hey Daily Mail, Emma Raducanu isn’t ‘ending’ Andy Murray’s career. They’re both injured. Stop blaming women for things that aren’t their fault.
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Pissed up angry white men, all worked up by boredom and the heat. Can we take our country back from them instead? They don’t represent me or my values.
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Cracking up at this caption on the Daily Mail website that thinks ‘Museo’ is a place name, when it means ‘museum’ in Spanish.
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I know this makes me a giant hypocrite, being British, but I really hate going on holiday where there’s loads of other British tourists.
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My husband has just found out I’ve had the same mobile number for 23 years and he thinks it’s insane. I refuse to memorise another number.
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Someone who decided they hated me on my old account has been moaning about my many selfies a day. So enjoy this one.
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Me at the hairdresser wondering if I’ve always been this ugly.
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My husband is taking one, ONE pair of shoes on holiday. Men are wild.
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If you don’t vote tomorrow, you’re not allowed to complain about what happens.
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Lots of people seemingly shitting themselves about getting arrested for tweets. Here’s a top tip: don’t tweet anything that’s racist, homophobic or uses hate speech.
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Anyway, if you vote Tory on the 4th July after everything they’ve done to this country, you are in fact a bellend.
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Not enough people are honest about how Diet Coke isn’t nice tasting.
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Would be interested to see the Venn diagram of people who think immigrants don’t integrate but also think Britons moving to Spain should be allowed their English pubs and not learn Spanish.
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Fun fact. I met a man at work in 2016 when I wasn’t single but I thought he was the bees knees. Fast forward to end of 2017, when I was single and I told his team mate that I thought he was ‘the love of my life’. Seven years later, we have been married for 8 months.
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All jokes aside, Reform represent the absolute worst of society, people so full of hatred and extreme views, even the right wing Tories were too nice for them. If you truly believe they will do anything to improve things, you have been sold a lie. Don’t vote for Reform.
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The thing I don’t get about Andrew Tate is that he’s not funny, clever, profound, talented or particularly attractive. Why is he so famous. He’s a mega dickhead. Without a mega dick.
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Do you think it might be time to stop mentioning Angela Rayner getting pregnant and leaving school at 16 and just recognise her for being a great MP?
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This man helped me through losing my dad, a collapsed lung, and many mental health struggles, and he was a quiet, strong and calming force throughout. I am a lucky son of a gun to be his wife.
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Hello we have just landed in Malta and everyone is standing up, but not me, because I am not a silly impatient goose.
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Anyway, I’ve been called a slag cunt, a terrible excuse for a wife, grotesque and an evil cow. Thanks lads, might add them to my bio.
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I have watched that video of the idiot getting a brick to his nuts more than 10 times this morning, and it’s not getting old.
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I bought this dress months ago, but I haven’t worn it yet because it’s tighter than what I would normally wear wear. But life is too short, so I’m going to wear it the supermarket.
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This is why I love charity shops. 8 bloomin quid for this dress!
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If you don’t want to be labelled as racist, I would suggest you stop being racist.
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I get why you might not like Keir Starmer and his policies might not meet all of your needs, but deliberately not voting Labour because of this & risking a Tory win again is pretty lame. Sorry there’s no alternative, but there is nothing worse than this government.
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Eternally baffled by the number of DMs I’m getting from men when I have posted multiple photos of myself on holiday with my husband. Good effort I guess, but I won’t be leaving him. Even if he only brings one pair of shoes on holiday.
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One of my teachers told me she’d thought I’d be a children’s TV presenter when I was older, and I got voted as 3rd most likely to be a Page 3 girl by my classmates. Instead, I’m sitting in my pyjamas drinking Ribena.
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I have been thinking about this beer since lunchtime. Cheers.
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I simply do not understand the hatred of Aperol Spritz, a delightful, refreshing drink that doesn’t coat your mouth with a sugary film. Stop badmouthing an amazing beverage with your incorrect tastebuds.
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We are at the airport and I can confirm my husband has his one pair of shoes for the whole holiday.
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If you support Tommy Robinson and his band of merry fucking morons, have a word with yourself. Him and his ilk feed you nice little slogans like ‘Britain for the British!’ as a thinly veiled disguise for overt racism and intolerance. Britain is wonderful FOR its diversity.
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Hey who else has taken Friday off so that they can indulge in the beautiful spectacle of the Tories being handed their arses to them on a platter?
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I fully nuked my account last August and started again in April, but somehow, nobody had taken backpainandwine, which is obviously the greatest ever handle, but ANYWAY, I’m back ☺️
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Hello I am sitting in a swinging egg chair with a lemon fizz.
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Here’s a nice photo from my wedding last year during my Twitter break.
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This time next week I will be on my way to Malta but now I’m in an office 👍🏻
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You just know Andrew Tate is absolutely FEWMIN about people sharing the photo of his Ken doll junk, and it makes me so happy.
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My new running trainers have arrived. Now I can blind all the people of South London.
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We’re on a train and I can only describe it as actual hell on Earth. No air con, no air coming through the windows. Sweating like pigs in an abattoir. London is awful in this heat.
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Holiday update for all interested. We are in an adult only hotel, and it’s amazing. Highly recommend. Secondly, husband’s one pair of shoes are holding up. He is winning and I have blisters from my 5 pairs of shoes 👍🏻
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Guys I just did the biggest burp in my garden and someone in the car park over the fence went ‘oh my god’
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I don’t normally do a sensible and serious tweet, but I got to say I am very thankful to be back on this nonsense app. Life can be lonely at times, and knowing I can interact with you lot improves my life beyond words. Or summin x
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I’m on a boat (fuck that stupidly big cruise ship in the background)
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I love it when people are excited about their hobby or interest. Do I know anything about it? No. But will I be happy for you when you tell me about it? Of course.
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The fact that more Tories haven’t lost their seats is amazing. You really looked at the last 14 years and decided you want more of that? Utterly weird behaviour.
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Laurence Fox fans trying to get him to sue me for a joke tweet but I’m drinking pear juice in the sun, suckas
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Don’t worry folks, I’m fine being insulted by teeny tiny insecure disappointments of men because I just ate a Thai green curry in my sunny garden and I’m going on holiday in a week. Love your favourite alcoholic slag x
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Personally I’m really enjoying all of these rioters getting sent to prison. BYE LOSERS.
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Nigel Farage is a stone cold racist, and anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves.
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Some troll has told me he thinks I shouldn’t have been born. Which is nonsense, because who else is going to share their opinions on children in pubs.
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Got to laugh at tweets that try to persuade people the best thing they’ve done is have kids. I can do anything I like, have an expendable income, sleep a full 9 hours and swear as much as I want. Why would I want kids?
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This leopard print cover up was brand new in a charity shop. Original price £100, got it for £20. So I’m going to pretend that summer is happening outside.
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Werner here thinks I’m an alcoholic because I had one cider in a pub because Werner is a very silly goose and should learn to mind his own fucking business.
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Gone full holiday wanker and bought a shell anklet. Also pictured, husband’s one pair of holiday shoes which are absolutely smashing it.
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Last tweet before I go to bed. If you voted Reform, please unfollow me, because I don’t want to be associated with your horrible backwards politics. Good night.
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I’m happy about the exit poll except for 13 seats for Reform. Grim stuff for 2024, when we’re supposed to be more tolerant. But I guess there will always be fucking awful people in the world.
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People who feel they need to announce they don’t like a popular event, like football or Taylor Swift, confuse me. Let people enjoy the things they like? It’s boring to all be the same.
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Maybe it’s just me, but is anyone else having some very strong feelings of pointlessness or just general boredom with life? I’m very much not feeling *it* at the moment and can’t seem to pull myself out of the funk.
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Not saying I was a weird kid, but I enjoyed reading maps as a small child.
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Spent lockdown in a top floor flat with no outside space. Now I get to do this in my own little garden & I feel like the luckiest little lady. Cheers.
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Don’t buy avocado toast, cappuccinos, cancel your Netflix subscription etc.
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Coming at ya with the hottest accessory of summer 2024, the foot support.
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Just realised I will be voting at the school Nigel Farage went to. But not for Reform, because I’m not a bellend.
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