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CEO of Arrow Lab Solutions. Inventor of Plastictox, the first microplastic blood test

Joined October 2023
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This summer, we received clinical approval for Plastictox, the world's first test kit for microplastics in blood. We are now using this technology in conjunction with universities, research hospitals, and supplement industry leaders in key studies to be published in 2025.
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@lydiaatar Is this AI generated?.
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@redditships Wolves? This is knot something to joke about.
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@danghentschel Just tell them you do mosaics or something. People like applicants with interesting hobbies!.
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@GraffitiRadical Making a min wage janitor's job harder is not based.
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@lporiginalg A for Alpha lmao
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@CircleToonsHD Yum! So delicious! This is the seventh sign of the apocalypse! 😃.
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@thechosenberg The opposite of "fake it til you make it".
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@kirawontmiss She definitely got way too much junk, but even for actual food, $30 for one pretty modest dinner is kinda crazy. No snacks or treats or pop. $30 for dinner for 8 people.
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@skytopjf "You're a chemist?".Yes. "ZOMG!!! Like Breaking Bad!?!?!".
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@SwampCommunist Is the capitalism in the room with us right now?.
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@dailytobytrivia Perhaps if people quit inventing things to be angry about and distracting him, we would have Deltarune pt 3 by now!.
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@jasminericegirl @Delta Nah, I understand Delta on this one. Whenever I see a suitcase, I just start bashin' and smashin' until it's in pieces like that.
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@tulpapilled With remote work, a lot of these homes are getting snapped up. The crazy thing is that the majority of these are only like a half hour or so from a good size town with all the amenities.
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@AlHendiify Look at the society we mammals have built; there is clearly mush room for improvement.
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@HallowedEofor RIP Godzilla 😭.
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@OrwellNGoode I'm actually working with a team that is investigating blood transfusion as a way to treat microplastic in blood, so you're not too far off! Once I came up with a reliable test for it, a lot of doors kinda popped open.
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@OrwellNGoode Pontiac, MI has a similar thing downtown. Beautiful and locally made brick stamped with the names of no longer existing foundries can be seen where cheap blacktop has eroded away.
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@thegameawards Sacred Symbols on @ColinsLastStand with @ChrisRGun. Solid.
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@gaminginaction3 @BadMedicalTakes Looks like every custom Ark character.
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@LucyXIV Bring snacks everywhere. With the current prices of food from the store, you can easily slash that to $37.
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@DudespostingWs Lots of people fall outside of what is considered conventionally attractive and still do well.
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@DelusionPosting Absolutely not. She is carrying your child. ren. (?).
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@melqtx A specific method of transmission. "Fleas were a significant vector in the spread of plague".
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@HeroDividend Pretty cocky to build a subdivision in this economy.
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@ZirizoReal It came free with your primate DNA!.
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@Doctor_Eric_B I was accused of being a paid shill after creating the human blood test for microplastic? Paid by who!?!? Big anti-plastic?? Big glass? Stanley Cups?.
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@OrwellNGoode Growing up working class means that the "aesthetic" was just a hodge podge of all the previous decades' stuff. I visited my parents to find that they had a large flat screen in the same 1950's entertainment center we had growing up, just with some of the shelves removed.
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@anpaure Jeans and a button up are really what they want to see. Anything more looks weird.
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@GRomePow People saying this never happened have never worked for a corpo and reached a point where they didn't care anymore.
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@KirbyCheatFurby I was a freshman in college and read about a haunted zelda cartridge, and it creeped me out so bad! I remember I read it when my dormies were gone for the weekend 😅.
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@sleepy_devo Failed?!?! So many great memes came out of it! Have you forgotten the bagged sprite???.
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@InternetH0F I like that he's a manager at an accounting firm and just so happens to have one of the most recognizable faces in the world.
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@BobscratchGfarb @AngryBlackLady This is how you become one of those alpha males they keep talking about.
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@loafbreadmann Pac-Man was originally called Puck Man.
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@TheSotaSwede Wakka wakka wakka
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@StckedLibrarian Two or three times a week, my mom would drop me off there for a few hours. I had to have been at least ten though. .
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@WallStreetSilv Don't sign a contract that the other person gets paid for breaking.
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@GoodReddit There was a man performing similar antics at a mall last year to a doordasher. I can't remember what the dasher did to get him to stop, but if you're able to figure out what he did and repeat it, it could help you as well!.
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@lporiginalg "I loved my son [. ] but then he became the complete opposite of what I wanted him to be" .Kid's way out of pocket in a lot of ways, but 'loved' being past tense and those last few words really rub me the wrong way.
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@hausofdecline My main problem is that it takes itself so, so, so seriously. They should've either invested in good writing or embraced the shlock.
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@bilbosfootcomb A similar situation happened to me a few years ago. Pay 100% of the rent, but give her something manageable. Even if it's small, numerically, it's one less thing to have to keep track of and remember the login for.
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@WayneOWastes @thechosenberg If you go on Reddit, you're consenting to receive misinformation.
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@AlpacaAurelius Joe Rogan and Shrek would unironically be a good time.
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@RightWingCope 21 seems kinda young. *continues reading*.💀💀💀.
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@sneakers1957 @kirawontmiss 100% about family meals. Taco meat is also fantastic insomuch as there is no waste. Any extra will get sprinkled on quesadillas or something the next day.
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@owenbroadcast The Beavis and Butthead reboot in 2010 was hilarious. Sometimes they nail it.
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@liaaposting If your significant other's approach makes you upset, it's probably just a bad fit.
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@VaushV *West Taiwan.
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@bromojumbo I'm a scientist watching this well lit video and I still don't understand what I'm seeing.
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@greentexts_bot NGL, this same thing hit me at 25 as well, and hasn't really stopped.
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@Rothmus The average social security payout is about $1800/month. You're gonna see a lot of people going rural to get rent for 800/month. The rest will be spent on food, utilities, phone, and supplemental health. Probably no car.
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@CarissasNewLife For this exact reason, I've always tried to make it clear to my family, when I have to decline a want, "it's not that you don't deserve it, it's that we don't have enough money right now." I like to think that they realize it's not a THEM issue, it's a math issue.
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@Christi90711921 @kirawontmiss This was about ten bucks worth of food like 3 years ago.
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@dalaimo13 @Walgreens I understand that it can't be free, or some weirdo will just take them all. However, five or ten dollars seems like a much more appropriate price.
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@iabanon I used to drive an extended bed Sierra, as it allows you to fit 2 standard pallets at once. While it certainly looks out of place in that parking lot, it's nice to see that they had the emotional intelligence to park far away so that could take 2 spots without inconveniencing.
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@lporiginalg Was this written by aliens through 8 layers of Google translate?.
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@Headgraphix Counter intuitively, just ignore it and swim around. It's curious about you so it grabbed on! It will get bored and swim away.
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@CaribbeanRythms I think he's supposed to be.
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@MorlockP It's basically an income map. They seem to have disproportionate levels of good health.
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@ReptilianHybrid Don't call me bud, pal.
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@notcapnamerica I do this when one of my feet falls asleep.
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@lporiginalg "If the answer is not in the excerpts, they give up".There has always been a big chunk of people that lack resiliency. This isn't necessarily something to be upset about. Societies also need people that can do simple tasks over and over.
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@girlziplocked There have been times where Mrs. Chemist got something small on her birthday and/or had to wait a week to get what I really wanted to get her when things were tight. Lunch and a card when I wanted to get her dinner and jewelry. But this is wild. Absolute and complete failure.
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@navyhato B. A, C, and D have been in their respective situations for months or more. B looks like he just got released from the hospital and is probably barely able to keep upright in crutches that are too small.
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@Mens_Corner__ A moment of silence for our fallen comrade.
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@IStartdARaceWar @kirawontmiss 6 of the 8 people are kids, 4 of which are in a picky phase. The complaint is more about how the price of everything has seemed to double in just a few years.
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@astralflite This is what happens when you take more than 2 Tylenol in 4-6 hours.
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@ywomendeservles Never be an extra in someone else's movie.
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@FacebookAIslop Skop. In name lov.
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@tulpapilled The majority of my clients have been through networking directly, or cold calling to set up a meeting, only to recognize them in person. This will happen naturally as you spend years in the same field.
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@naomicfisher On the flipside, if a kid is in a bad situation, that little voucher might be one of few positive affirmations. My girlfriend, who went through severe abuse as a child, maintains that school was her safe space, and these awards, among the few things that made her feel special.
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@StatisticUrban My family of 4 lives in an 1800sqft house. No basement. It's pretty crammed, as both me and Mrs Chemist work from home. One kid has a good sized bedroom, and the other got screwed and has a tiny room. My "office" is just half of the dining room. I think 550/person is ideal.
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@derpo377 Not a big Star Wars guy, but I kinda like the whacky hairball fella. I feel like it fits with the talking robots and aliens.
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@TeslaBoy @OrwellNGoode It's the same principal, but it's really too early to say. My test only validated the ability to quantify microplastic concentration a few weeks ago. We can at least track the level through multiple testing now. But, like you said, blood only gives a partial picture.
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@Will_the_Rose Could be Addy 7.5s.
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@limitlessjest Even the freaking gas station never cracks $4. That's bananas.
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@MadScientistFF Panera Bread. I wonder what it would actually cost to eat enough to get full at Panera. .
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@GoodReddit Wash the bajeezus out of everything. You've saved about $1.99 by not purchasing a head of romaine lettuce. Stay winning, I guess.
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@lporiginalg I went through the math with my oldest. For one person with no kids to be comfortable, you need nearly 60k/year. That's not a ton of money, but that's a tall order for an 18-25 year old.
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@himbodotgov Oh my God. I think this is the first time I've laughed this year.
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@mask_bastard Majora's Mask is better than Ocarina of Time.
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@ipatrol6010 @BlackRedGuard1 My father dashed for a few weeks when he got bored in retirement. So many stories of restaurants canceling one entree only out of a multiple meal order. Like, WTF are the customers supposed to do? "I've got nothing going on, I just complain til I get the right amount of entrees".
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@Babygravy9 I mean. She's making him a lunch. That already puts her above the pack. If he's a laborer, he much actually burn through half of that sugar.
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@shoe0nhead Male gaze? I thought those were the ones that AREN'T attracted to women 🤔.
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@mask_bastard I'm a clinical chemist. In order for me to work, I am required to hold a very specific degree and transcript as well as maintain a book of certifications. I maintain that 90% of what I do, I could teach a bright high school graduate in about a year.
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@FromKulak 1 to 2 weeks is too extreme. That's just a late payment or paycheck lag when switching jobs.
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@airbagged It's Everclear. It's not good. You can put a single shot in a highball of orange juice and ice, and it's a full strength screwdriver.
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@JasonKPargin Twitch Plays Pokémon .But Twitch is the whole internet, and Pokémon is a mentally ill person.
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@thechosenberg If you need to explain that to someone, it's not worth the time expenditure of explaining.
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@rohindhar Same up here in MI. No pool but this one comes with 50 acres 🤣
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@hourly_shitpost 🎶Nobody likes you when you're tweeeenty threeeee 🎶.
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@GoodReddit Going to Kellen a handbasket.
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@RenegadeCupid @lporiginalg Who's this creator? This is fair, thorough, and measured.
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@axeltokam I own a company and got one of these the other day to deliver pizzas 🤣.
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@ywomendeservles It's the ones without noses you've gotta watch out for!.
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@cyreejarelle Let's put all librarians in charge of childcare, childcare specialists in charge of medicine, doctors in charge of auto repair, and mechanics in charge of libraries. This is a fair compromise of every view I've seen expressed in library-gate.
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@moonsoultarot I had a similar reaction when they discontinued Jolt soda.
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@hausofdecline Real OGs know the metal variant is the REAL best design.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad Can you post this on YouTube so I can share to my boomer friends?.
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