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“It’s an avocado! Thanks”
Inflatable Avocado Pool Float Floatie (Pit comes out!)
Only $19.99!
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This is me during every episode of Impeachment: American Crime Story.
Me googling everything after watching a movie based on true events
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You can’t celebrate 50yrs of Hip Hop without Chief Keef. Glad BET recognized that.
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Y’all better HOPE I never get abs like this. Winter, spring, Summer, Fall...crop tops for every season.
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This is a nasty character flaw that too many people are proud to say they have.
I’m top bulshitter . I be like “I’m on my way” 20 minutes later I won’t pick the phone up nomore lol
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This is why I don’t go anywhere in DC if i can help it. Nowhere to park.
Repost from
@MotenSpeaks
discussing the detrimental effects bike lanes are having on culture and business in some parts of the city. I agree 100% with his commentary.
#dontmutedc
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This is all I need.
Oversized Hoodie Blanket for $20!
Save 50% with promo code 505GSAIR
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This is exactly what my nieces wanted. 🗣Copped.
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I can’t take another Toy Story. I cried so hard at Toy Story 4.
Tim Allen wants ‘TOY STORY 5’ to follow adult Andy trying to find and reunite all of his old toys for his child.
(Source: )
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Y’all like body hair? This looks so gross to me lol
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Macaroni and cheese should just be macaroni and cheese. Save your crab and lobster meat for another dish.
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I need this.
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Not this man trying to be my sugar daddy in exchange for help with Algebra🤣🤣 “I’m capable of spoiling you”.
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My family/friends threw me a surprise birthday party yesterday 😢❤️
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I hate to say this, but I don’t like Caleb and I can’t wait for his storyline to end.
#1000lbsisters
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I’ve had one main goal this year and it was getting better with my credit. I’ve been doing SO well! 2024 will be major for me 🤑🚀
Share a screenshot of your Credit Score! 💳
Let’s see who has the highest score and is the best at paying back the banks 😃
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My only advice for anyone trying to get out of debt or better with managing your money is make a spreadsheet! I’m finally out of consumer debt! 🥳🥳
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If anybody at
#blacktechtwitter
is interested, SAS is offering 10 free books right now. Offer expires at the end of the month.
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I started with a $500 secured credit card and now that same card has a $10k credit limit.
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That’s lower than security. At least security can get you backstage. She don’t love herself.
You got pregnant by a background dancer with pink knotless braids???
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I have five more classes until I complete this masters. 2021 is going to be great year for me!
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This aged perfectly. I ran into a $4 emergency situation yesterday. You stay ready, you don’t ever have to get ready.
I keep $8 in my car for emergencies. Idk what kind of emergency cost $8 but the funds are there should I ever need it.
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So Molly Qerim is married to Jalen Rose!? Maybe I don’t watch enough First Take b/c this is new information to me.
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The Blackening started as a short. Dewayne Perkins is an even bigger genius than I thought
@DewaynePerkins
���.
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My nephew got his first haircut & grown women started calling him their boyfriend. I put a stop to that QUICK.
My son got a haircut and I immediately felt like people don’t see my 2-yr old toddler anymore.
It’s weird to explain. You know how Black children don’t get long to stay kids? I’ll find the right words later.
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My supervisor said last week “I’m having ‘baby mama drama’. You know how it is” & I felt like he called me nigger.
my big boss come talking bout, "you have a new hairstyle every week, do you just wake up and your hair is like *makes big hand motion* (i have a twist out btw) .....did he just tell me to go back to the cotton field????????
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I just applied for a new job and I would really like those who care about me to put nice energy out in the universe so that it comes to me. Thanks!
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Me every time I see this name.
Report: Brooklyn Nets not willing to accept No. 3 pick and Anfernee Simons for Mikal Bridges
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Men convincing the world that women are the crazy ones is the biggest scam ever pulled.
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What’s T-Pain address? I want to send him some flowers. I need Usher address too….sending him a stink bomb.
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That bottle water you leave in your car overnight just hits different this time of year
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I’m so honored
@Made_InTokyo
chose me to be the godmother of her first born baby. Judging by the outpour of love & support at the shower, she could’ve chose countless other people.
But she picked me ❤️
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If I inspire just one person to workout today then it’s a good day. If not, I’ll try again tomorrow.
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One million people died from COVID & plan B is being banned. I see what’s going on.
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On Oct. 19
@bo_buys_homes
flattened my tires, kicked in the door to my apartment and threatened me with a shotgun
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So glad that in about 2wks I’ll no longer be a statistic!
Scary Credit Card Statistics 😱
• 61% of Americans are in credit card debt
• 48% of Americans depend on credit cards to cover living expenses
• 43% of Americans have missed at least one payment in the last 5 years
• 47% of Americans have not been credit debt free since
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“Miraculous. Phenomenal. And ain’t nobody in here stopping you.” Remy was preaching.
Remy Ma’s ‘Conceited’ was really a call to action. Shorty said “You gotta have the mind state like I’m so great can’t nobody do it like you do.” That’s powerful as hell.
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I can’t even get sad at Caleb’s funeral. He pissed me off this season. I do feel extremely sad for Tammy but she deserves better
#1000lbSisters
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Me. If I can’t eat bad, then idk what to eat lol
make sure you're not replacing not eating bad with not eating at all. cutting out bad things is step one, make sure you're nourishing your temple.
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This is going to be me with credit card debt at the end of the year!
There’s no better feeling than having zero monthly debt payments
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Idc how many iPhones Apple makes, how many self driving cars Telsa produces....the fax machine is still the greatest piece of technology ever invented.
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Am I the only one who gets nervous when places scan your forehead to check your temperature?
Like, I hope walking into this Autozone is not how I find out i have Covid-19.
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Apples, lemon, ginger & a little cayenne pepper.
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Good news is I now have a new episode of 1000-lb Bestfriends AND 1000-lb Sisters to watch this morning. 2000lbs of joy 🤣
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You ain’t my daddy! SHUT UP!
Ima call your momma. CALL MY MOMMA!
We not shitting on step dads dawg
Y’all boys let this red pill shit rot your brain
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Google her, baby.
Unless you are in NYC in the black music and theater scene, nobody knows who Teyana Taylor is.
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@TirzahMJ
Lady sitting behind me starts yelling at me “I knew it was you”. I’m looking around confused. She continues “yeah, that’s you. Always trying to stick those needles in my arm”. I didn’t say a word, just grabbed by stuff and moved to another train.
Light Rail. Baltimore
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@mochamomma
Something similar happened to my mom. My mother was short at closing, the lady was going through a divorce so she wrote my mom a check for the amount as a housewarming gift. It’s been 20yrs and she still has the house!
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I keep getting finer and finer every day. This is getting out of control.
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I love walking around PG County in the morning and seeing all these beautiful black people being active too.
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The story
@Dntcalmewhitgrl
told last week about her grandma really made me miss mine. My grandma used to get like that forreal 🤣🤣
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Idk about the Star Spangled Banner, but Macy Gray killed the theme song for As Told By Ginger. Catch me still singing it from time to time.
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@emekaboris
The interesting thing is, I’ve wanted to be a data scientist all of my life and i didn’t even realize it. I’m in school now getting my masters in Data Analytics.
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Scrambled eggs and applesauce is right up there with Mac&cheese and yams.
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🎯🎯
I really just be minding my business and staying in contact with those that value me most .
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🤣🤣🤣🤣why do we all know about The Proctor’s
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It’s been a while, but it’s still Less Brunches, More Crunches 💪🏾❤️
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Let’s go to Chicago
@Made_InTokyo
😬
If you’re in Chicago and you love “The Office” here you go:
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This is it.
The "secret" you are looking for is called consistency.
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My nephew just tried to play me. I told him I didn’t have toys at my house and that I wasn’t buying any.
He said “what, you don’t have money?”
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@plantbasedvibes
Fourth of July 2014. I was wearing a sundress, thought I was cute. My great grandma asked me if I was pregnant. I wasn’t lol. I’ve been taking my health serious since.
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Buying this. TODAY!
Oversized Fleece Blanket Hoodie for $23.99!
Save 50% with promo code 50LMAWGS
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I just left the gas station upset about the price of gas but very grateful I had the money & a car(w/ heat) to put the gas in.
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I’m still in awe how good The Blackening was. They did black ppl in horror situation very well!
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This show is laugh-out-loud funny
When I was in college I came up with a TV show idea for
@ComedienneMsPat
& now 3 years later at 26, I’m the creator/executive producer of my own TV show😭The first season of
@themspatshow
is finally streaming NOW
@BETPLUS
🎉🙌🏾 a real, raw & FUNNY black sitcom written by us for us
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“If you don’t know how to work this *cues drill* you’re not a hoochie” 🤣🤣🤣
We’ve got more hoochie (daddy) shorts, we’ve got a drill, we fixed our crooked sign, we’ve got a bonnet, it was a Monday and we had lots of gin.
Session 203: Words from a Reformed Hooch will be out TOMORROW‼️‼️‼️
@HazieThoughts
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The George Lopez show used to hit as a kid when you found yourself having trouble sleeping.
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You’re a real grinch bitch if you tell a child Santa is not real. Like, what do you get out of that?
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