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Lawn flamingo enthusiast. Elite Human Capital. Pronouns: Y’all, All y’all. Don’t blame me; I didn’t vote for him.
DeSantistan
Joined November 2012
🚨 AMYGATOR’S LAWN FLAMINGOS SAW THEIR SHADOWS, NO MORE FOOT-MITTENS 🧦 OR LONG-SLEEVE SHORTS 👖
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The AP reported that 70% of recent calls to the Mississippi Poison Control Center were from people who had ingested ivermectin to try to treat COVID-19. The correction acknowledges that it was actually only 2%.
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At this point, if you happen upon an ivermectin/“horse dewormer” story, your safest bet is to assume the media are lying. Really. That needs to be your default setting these days.
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@GovTimWalz “On George Floyd Remembrance Day,” let’s all put down the fentanyl and refrain from pistol-whipping pregnant women.
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“This is why Ron DeSantis got our dear Professor Limbaugh’s attention. This was on Rush’s final program, February 2nd. Rush spoke with a lot of admiration for Governor DeSantis and his courage to stand up to the left and how this made Ron DeSantis a target.”
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@FmrRepMattGaetz “Marshall Law.”. Lordy, and you were Trump’s top pick for Attorney General. 😭./cc @BadLegalTakes
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@emzanotti There is nothing these mentally disordered men will not fetishize. They demean every woman with acts like this, and so does anyone who amplifies them.
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“No hospitalizations due to ivermectin toxicity have been directly reported to the Mississippi Poison Control Center or the Mississippi State Department of Health.”
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@rickygervais I’m an American. I’m keeping all of them, thanks.
You can only keep 3. Makeup, coffee, pets, equality, TV, welfare, free speech, alcohol, cars, social media, passport.
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@fredericks44 @RepOgles When was the last Democrat resolution to amend the 22nd Amendment to allow their president of the day to seek a third term?.
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Just think: DeSantis could have hired Alina and instead of beating Disney, we’d owe them $83 million plus The Villages.
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@RonDeSantis Why do the people of California tolerate this?. Florida was once a laughing-stock, election-wise, and voters got fed up and demanded change. And got it. Californians need to get themselves together. They don’t HAVE to be like this.
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If you Google “mississippi 70 ivermectin” you’ll see that the correction never made it through to most mainstream media outlets.
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@mayemusk @LaraLeaTrump She’s not qualified to represent the 22+ million residents of a state she doesn’t even live in, ma’am. We have plenty of good people here for our Governor to choose from, thanks all the same.
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@damintoell In the olden days, people like this probably wouldn’t have even made it to breeding age.
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@EricLDaugh He’s a master at this. Don’t let the enemy control the language. Words mean things.
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Roger Stone having a perfectly normal one, attacking a <4k-follower Twitter account which happens to be a thoughtful, nice person and a good follow. @CarolinaGorale. Why do so many MAGA men treat women like this?
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@MaxwellPaddock1 @damintoell Idk, but if my dog gets hit by a car, I’m not taking her to a ‘citizen veterinarian’ thanks.
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The vote was 49-45. If these 5 Republican Senators had just showed up to do their jobs…
@RonDeSantis “Braun, Daines, Fetterman, Hagerty, Rubio, & Vance did not vote.”. •Braun (R, Indiana) @SenatorBraun.•Daines (R, Montana) •Hagerty (R, Tennessee) @BillHagertyTN @SenatorHagerty.•Rubio (R, Florida) @marcorubio @SenMarcoRubio.•Vance (R, Ohio) @JDVance
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@benshapiro “she's not responsible for FEMA's lackluster response to Hurricane Helene in NC but she is the person to call on FEMA response to Hurricane Milton. ”. She’s the Schrödinger's cat of federal emergency response.
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@ScottforFlorida @LaraLeaTrump Hahahahaha. Why are you humiliating yourself like this in aid of a culinary school drop-out from North Carolina? . The only reason anyone’s ever heard of her is because she’s sleeping with a Trumpling. Have some dignity, sir. Florida deserves a real Senator, and will get one.
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@ZoAndBehold @SpeakerJohnson Any man who’s this adamant about bullying his way into women’s private spaces is sending up every red flag in the world.
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HELLO RON, THE “FEELS LIKE” IS ONLY 41 THIS MORNING, THIS IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE. I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO PUT ON FOOT-MITTENS, AKA “SOCKS,” A NORTHERN INVENTION THAT MAKE MY TOES FEEL SMOTHERED AND CLAUSTROPHOBIC, AND WE NEED AN EMERGENCY DECLARATION TO STAY HOME WHEN IT’S
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@RonDeSantis “Braun, Daines, Fetterman, Hagerty, Rubio, & Vance did not vote.”. •Braun (R, Indiana) @SenatorBraun.•Daines (R, Montana) •Hagerty (R, Tennessee) @BillHagertyTN @SenatorHagerty.•Rubio (R, Florida) @marcorubio @SenMarcoRubio.•Vance (R, Ohio) @JDVance
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@RMConservative So we need to import lots of uneducated foreigners to do the low-level jobs Americans allegedly won’t do, and lots of educated foreigners to do the high-level jobs Americans allegedly can’t do. Sounds very “America First.” MAGA! 🇺🇸.
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@Philosophi_Cat Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” law gives you immunity from civil action as well.
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@JohnMorganESQ @GovRonDeSantis DeSantis is fine. He had a big win last night with the defeat of Amendments 3 & 4, and he seems happy to see America have a chance to get headed back in the right direction. It’s actually you we’re low-key worried about, sir.
.@realDonaldTrump not only earned a sweeping electoral victory, he earned a mandate for change. The scope of the victory — electoral swing state domination, popular vote victory, and a Republican-controlled Senate — represents a decisive rejection of the Biden-Harris.
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@GovRonDeSantis That’s my Governor. Thank you for showing once again what real leadership looks like. When Americans are suffering, real Americans step up to help. We are stronger together.
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@charlescwcooke It’s beautiful in its destructiveness. Hurricane Brandon wiping Kamalaville off the map.
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People laugh and laugh about us freaking out over a cold snap but what they fail to take into account is that this is FLORIDA. We don’t even own pants.
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Why would Ron DeSantis let a deadly cold front like this cross the border next week? I feel personally attacked.
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@realjuliasong I forget which storm it was, but I remember heading to Talladega Speedway once. Two adults, a bunch of kids, and a bunch of dogs in a minivan, with a couple tents. Everyone else was going up to Georgia; we went to Alabama and their hospitality was second to none.
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@MisterBubbles71 @RepOgles It’s not like our congresscritters have anything more important to do I guess.
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@elonmusk So are you going to have Trump strike a deal with Xi where in exchange for China allowing your social media platform, TikTok gets unfettered access to American youth again?. I get why that would be good for China, and good for you, but how does it “Make America Great Again”?.
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Billionaire tech bros basically calling MAGA retarded racist deplorables and threatening to have them deplatformed is the late 2024 twist I did not see coming.
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@ChrisMartzWX “Every state except for Florida has dipped below the freezing mark as of 6:30 a.m. 🌡️”. Thank you, @RonDeSantis! 🥰.
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America, never say you didn’t have a choice. You had a choice. You just chose poorly.
DeSantis on H1-B visas: “I don’t support undercutting American wages, and the H1-B program has been used for that.”. As president, @RonDeSantis will make immigration policy that benefits Americans first.
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@RonDeSantis Offer Daniel Penny political asylum & protection in Florida, sir. I’ll bet @PolkCoSheriff Grady Judd would give him the keys to the city… er, county.
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So, “negativity” is going to be “detected and deboosted.”. That doesn’t sound Orwellian at all.
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@NickDiPaolo When it comes to ASL interpretors though, my favorite is this one from Florida. Here she is when @RonDeSantis was doing his “you loot; we shoot” presser after Hurricane Idalia.
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SAY THE LINE, MAGA: “Elon has accepted the H1-B visa system is flawed and he is willing to fix it. Credit where it is due.”. It reminds me so much of “Today, I tested positive for COVID-19. I'm thankful to be fully vaccinated & boosted, and I am only experiencing mild symptoms.”
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“No true American would ever advocate for abolishing the electoral college.”
The electoral college is in the way of abolishing the Constitution, which is what democrats want to do. No true American would ever advocate for abolishing the electoral college.
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“Nobody deserves American jobs more than foreigners.”.MAGA 🇺🇸
NEW from me. President Trump tells me he supports H-1B visas calling it "a great program” and adds "I have many H-1B visas on my properties".
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@GovRonDeSantis Meanwhile, look who’s cozying up with Big Pharma 👀.
@LiveSquawk @FT “Bourla, who worked closely with the Trump administration on the development of a Covid-19 vaccine, has been leading the charge to cosy up to the president-elect.”. Of course he has.
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DeSantis warned us last year. He saw the writing on the wall. “Yes he’s in decline. Yes it’s a danger to the country. He has no business running for President.”.
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@BillMelugin_ Things are happening FAST. My expectations for this term were based on his “mass deportation” performance in his first term, which I (sorry!) found a bit lackluster… and I couldn’t be more pleased to be proved wrong this time. This is what he was elected for. 🎯.
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Trump just endorsed MAGA Mike Johnson again. Spectacular. “Speaker Mike Johnson is a good, hard working, religious man. He will do the right thing, and we will continue to WIN. Mike has my Complete & Total Endorsement. MAGA!!!”
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@politicalmath The government works so hard to keep us safe. 🙄.
We had a health inspector pour bleach on a 100 lb tuna because we don’t have the paperwork immediately available. We got in within 20 min. 100 lbs wasted.
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@RonDeSantis America, never say you didn’t have a choice. You had a choice. You just chose poorly.
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@ChristinaPushaw They told me if Trump won, we’d see unprecedented levels of bigotry, racism, and hate…. …and they were right. 😳
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All my Christmas cookies have GMO high-fructose seed oil with added gluten. Topped with fluoride & red dye. The secret is leaving them out on the windowsill overnight to absorb the chemtrail vapors.
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@GovRonDeSantis This is how you do it. 🎯 . So glad we get another couple of years with you as our Governor. It’s obvious you’re not slowing down anytime soon.
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They included Matty Gaetz in their ‘Mar-a-Lago face’ compendium 😭 .Which one is your favorite transformation?
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May, 2023. DeSantis called it. (and the GoFundMe immediately soared to >$3m)
We must defeat the Soros-Funded DAs, stop the Left's pro-criminal agenda, and take back the streets for law abiding citizens. We stand with Good Samaritans like Daniel Penny. Let’s show this Marine. America’s got his back.
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@CWBOCA It’s just as Councilwoman @VickieforNYC says: “Either way, the damage has been done and the message is clear — the Manhattan DA will not think twice about destroying the life of anyone who stands up to criminals in self defense.”.
I attended closing arguments in the Daniel Penny case today, to support Daniel and his legal team. What I witnessed was a travesty the likes of which I didn’t think possible in the United States. I saw despicable excuse for a DA stand up in front of a court and flagrantly lie.
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“Governor DeSantis is shaking up another Florida college led astray by progressive ideologues, appointing five new conservative members to the University of West Florida’s governing body.”. This man does not stop.
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