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Chaos enjoyer | Disillusioned Conservative | Rationalist | Common Sense Enthusiast | You probably won’t like me..

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This is the correct response to the social outrage against conservatives.
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This is how you do it folks @MattWalshBlog
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@AFpost Batman of the subways.
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@OrwellNGoode That hurt to read, until I realized this was an education problem and not some strange, newly-popularized, fetish.
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@reddit_lies This is culmination of many years of fluoridated water, soy-based foods, and not enough school yard bullying. The fact he felt comfortable posting this, even anonymously, is evidence that we have failed as a nation to humiliate the most pathetic and inspire them toward maturity.
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@reddit_lies Unless she’s a surgical nurse with experience in urology, pretty sure this guy would have bled out before hitting send.
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@SenJoniErnst @elonmusk @VivekGRamaswamy You are not a popular person right now. maybe you should have another sit down with Pete and figure out how to get to Yes,.
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@hartgoat That ref blew the whistle as soon as her feet left the ground. Wrestling is not for the weak.
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@coffeebreak_YT He hired Hawk Tuah as his Master of Coin.
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@realDailyWire Did she learn this in victim school? What is she talking about?.
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@unusual_whales That’s literally the group of people that should be blocked from installing a Chinese spyware app. .
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@SwipeWright Pretty sure that Kagan is the only judge on the left with enough juice upstairs to power a light bulb. Not convinced on the other 2.
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@WomenPostingLs Is a chick running an OnlyFans really in a position to judge someone else’s financial status?.
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@ChristianHeiens There aren’t many of them, but they are loud and whiny enough to seem like millions.
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@bennyjohnson Bro, it’s not “deplatforming” to avoid elevating and promoting someone who is clearly being an opportunist. Even Joe Rogan pulls episodes he doesn’t want to share after the conversation.
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@GunOwners Wtf. You can’t clean your gun without a license?.
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@reddit_lies 4b is a femcel movement!!! Lol!!!!.
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@IamSean90 This garbage doesn’t belong in society. Too bad Bragg wants to foster evil in the streets.
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@MailOnline Black women are under confused white men in the oppression hierarchy. This isn’t news, it’s olds.
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@Cluffalo My wife is SAHM and it’s been a boon to avoid this exact cost. Why pay a stranger to watch your kids when you can ensure they are getting all the attention they need yourself?.
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@reddit_lies What do they think "conservative" viewpoints are?.
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@DelusionPosting They are always welcome to try.
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@damintoell Soft-gel gun doesn’t sound warranting of death… but I’m old fashioned.
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@nypost I’m sorry you got what you voted for. .
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@troonytoons Why would anyone intentionally try to look like a child molester….
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@HazelAppleyard_ Imagine biohacking your body’s hardware and deleting the drivers.
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@ConceptualJames It’s amazing how people completely lack the understanding of what a parent-child relationship entails. .
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@reddit_lies I’m guessing this is an old picture. Surely she has other things she is focused on right now.
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@bonchieredstate Any chance they start crying about the popular vote by the end of the night?.
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@JackPosobiec Wasn’t he supposed to be charged for illegally possessing a weapon?.
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@libsoftiktok @HomeDepot Are we doing cancel culture now?.
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@reddit_lies “My drug dealer won’t help me get clean!! What gives?!”.
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@nypost So they just want to ruin the franchise? Ok.
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@ExposeDarkDeeds He looks freakier and freakier with each new iteration.
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@reddit_lies Good? This sounds like a story of unity and cooperation. I’m sure they are trying to claim this is a counter to getting owned, but they were simply tasked with putting their money (maybe even literally) where their mouth is.
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@reddit_lies Jesus picks who he picks. Oftentimes it’s in spite of your background.
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@reddit_lies That’s such a poorly written first sentence. Punk is officially gay.
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@OrwellNGoode That looks real….
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@BillFOXLA @FoxNews “Administrative violations” = doing their job without permission.
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@ChristianHeiens Limpdick country would have been better off crawling to china.
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@CassandraRules Poor Ashlee Simpson. She was ahead of her time.
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@DefiantLs Hot take: people were better behaved when they legitimately thought the police would beat them into paralysis.
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@stone_toss Apparently this user thinks 24 year old women are still mentally children….
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@TimRunsHisMouth Putin wants to play Risk, while Zelensky wants to play Monopoly.
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@nypost Celebrating this disgusting behavior is only going to foster more self destruction.
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@dcexaminer @JohnLeguizamo Dude, as a Latino, just shut up please. An occasional lack of “inclusion” is not equal to a lack of “inclusivity” in the industry.
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@reddit_lies Usually they lose the debate by devolving into whiney bitches as soon as you poke holes in their reasoning.
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@RealSaavedra Disability pride month? Why would someone be proud to be disabled?.
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@Rothmus I’ve heard he’s funny. But I’ve never actually witnessed him be funny. It’s a mystery.
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@Miriam_Grossman Has anyone ever gotten surgery and said “man I feel great!.” Pretty sure most people begrudgingly do surgery hoping things, like pain, will get better. Constructing orifices God didn’t want you to have seems like a recipe for a painful life.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Isn’t that the tool to stretch the exhaust pipe opening?.
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@reddit_lies Completely fake and fantasy. I mean, I can’t know that for certain, but it makes me feel better to hope it’s all a lie.
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@DefiantLs Why even be married if you want your own individual life. .
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@reddit_lies Tagging @fbi might actually do something now!!.
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@reddit_lies This makes me glad that Gods judgement is coming for the rest of them. Poor girl. This probably took the joy out of her sails for a bit.
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@stillgray They act like this is permanent deplatforming as opposed to his rebirth into a bigger role in their lives lol.
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@DawnsHerald1 @TheRedBirdfan @yashar That’s what I was thinking too. How does it make sense to only have one car….
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@nypost Chastising/insulting customers has a way of convincing them not to patronize your business. Weird.
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@AlexBerenson @AlbertBourla Obviously, it’s bc of the stress of racism and climate change.
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@TimRunsHisMouth The one in jail for trafficking kids to… *checks notes* no one?.
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@johnhawkinsrwn @KurtSchlichter @RitaPanahi Or drive through them. Cross walks exist for a reason, but if the light goes green, all bets are off.
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@realchrisrufo @bariweiss We have to accept people have the capacity to change their minds about the severity of things. @elonmusk started with allowing the plane tracker for his own risk. But once it affected his family, he modified his opinion. That’s how learning works.
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@MayerFertig @wokal_distance @lizzo No joke. I can respect her as talented. But the disgusting and scandalous display she puts on when presenting the flute shows that talent alone won’t bridge the gap to bring respect to her performance. Not that she showcased her talent on stage when she played.
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@hodgetwins Really reminiscent of demonic possession.
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@realchrisrufo He still gets a lot of the blame for where Disney is now. More so than the last guy. It’s not like “Strange World” magically all happened AFTER he stepped down from being CEO.
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@DineshDSouza If there were ever a time where it was ok to hit a woman (or in this case multiples) this would be it. Good on him to protect his girl though.
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@DawnsHerald1 @TheRedBirdfan @yashar Sad to see. Such BS that she is supposed to be stranded but it’s a crime if he is. Not allowed to call friends for a ride but is expected to call an Uber?!?! 🚩🚩.
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@SirajAHashmi So they want Vance to serve in his stead?.
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@troonytoons Lol. Imagine lashing out at people encouraging you in your nonsense.
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@SpencerLndqst @RyanGirdusky Just rebuttal with Laken Riley’s picture. They probably already forgot who she was.
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@kangminjlee I don’t even understand the controversy here.
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@AmyA1A @damintoell wtf is a citizen meteorologist? Is that like an astrologist?.
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@ConceptualJames Credentialism has ruined society. It used to be you were expected prove your merits. Now you have to crawl and beg for them.
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@HeidiBriones @p8stie She sleeps a couple seconds at the 0:25 mark.
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@nosoup4knowles @ElishaKrauss People are tired and want active champions, not passive diplomats. It’s not surprising they are reaching for those who act more boldly and forgo social graces.
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@reddit_lies A “don’t ask don’t tell” policy they WONT complain about… gross.
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@joshgerstein @hughhewitt @eisingerj A journalist that doesn’t want to expose a government that lies to the press is a strange being. What’s the point of the press if you are just going to parrot what they tell you?.
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@Internet_TLCM Welp, definitely not Democrat.
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@reddit_lies Rainbows are a reminder that God won’t flood the world next time he wants to eradicate the human race. Doesn’t mean he won’t shake the etch-a-sketch again. Considering the dinosaurs with all them elaborate feathers.
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@CarpeDonktum @BlackSheepDGAF Can you bring a bucket and baptize at the library in between story hours?.
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@marycatedelvey I’m actually in favor of these men fulfilling the castration portion of their saga. wtf do they even need semen for anymore if they are pretending to be women?. “Crescendo”.
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@stillgray Sayonara, devil statue.
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@reddit_lies Thats pretty funny how they need NYT to parrot their own opinion back to them in order to be “objective”.
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@jessesingal That psycho keeps picking dumb fights. Caraballo has been going after @benryanwriter too for the crime of noticing his crazy posts.
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@reddit_lies All I took from this is a closeted MAGA fetish.
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@reddit_lies Amazing… they are experiencing self-awareness bc they heard a morsel of truth and now their world view is crumbling… this isn’t going to end well.
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@gurgavin But Intel is still good right?.
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@damintoell You keep saying pellet gun, but for all I know this thing feels closer to a nerf gun than a BB gun. I’m honest enough to admit it takes me more than 5 seconds of thought to judge the situation here.
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@tmsilverman @pittparents Imagine being punished for speaking the truth. Kind of like a badge of honor.
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@redsteeze @NBCNewsPR You are going to get her promoted dude. .
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@LilaGraceRose @BasicRightGirl @realDonaldTrump Remember when you said he didn’t deserve our vote for compromising pro-life principles?.
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@bonchieredstate @ComfortablySmug Maybe next time this opportunity arises, republicans should let them build up the story, release it, then light their whole playhouse on fire with the receipts.
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@Gravantus You forgot to line the bottom with the NYT for her to read/relieve herself on.
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@BNONews This kinda made China look like a paper tiger.
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@ChrisCillizza Because you are a “journalist” no one expected you to try harder.
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@realDailyWire At this point, there’s no hope for those who continue to follow his guidance.
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@POTUS Why don’t you brag about your 1994 crime bill too?.
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@DelusionPosting @Stone_tossers I don’t want to date a woman who crawls for dollars. Strippers and prostitutes fall under this category, even tho that’s arguably redundant.
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@reddit_lies As the saying goes: “if you have nothing nice to say, the authoritarian Reddit mods will nuke the thread”.
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@Breaking911 Surprising absolutely no one. Expect the other one to follow suit. Do better Alaska.
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@Ron4California @MrAndyNgo You mean the public fentanyl coffins?.
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@MailOnline Services like household chores?.
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