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Running on empathy | BMI 15 | ArtetaIn since before Emery signed

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Sissyphus of spreadsheets
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@yourownsummer It’s because the collars tucked into the jumper 👍🏻
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@rickygervais Gave us the funniest bloopers of all time
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@brutalfightz ‘Now ima do the first thing!’
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@blephin_ अमेरिकी शौचालय उपयोगकर्ता !! 🤬💔🇮🇳
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@ObtainerOf “According to Cassius Dio, a Roman Historian who wrote extensively on Rome's campaigns in Britain, the people of Britannia lived in swamps, existing half-submerged for days, with only their heads above water and eating bark, tree roots and wild fruit.”
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@ThePeakSanti 115 charges
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@IveMaas 7v1 that’s some real coward 💩
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@AFpost satanism in pop culture is something that's gonna be looked back on and cringed at
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@Dex2104 And the sketchers on Kane Worst boot XI itw
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@wk9xi This is him btw - sorry - ‘her’
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@fiago7 How would that final play out? 1-1 then penalties I imagine
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@scubaryan_ You just had to be there
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@6avren The last thing someone sees when I hear them say barstool sports isn’t funny
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@InvertTheWing 5 players from spurs 1 from arsenal how come we're having a better season?
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@AnimeBibleVerse From Wikipedia: “The nickelodeon was the first type of indoor exhibition space dedicated to showing projection films in the US & Canada… small, simple theaters charged five cents for admission (a "nickel", hence the name) & flourished from about 1905 to 1915.”
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@EPLBible he was probably doing that to put him off, doesn't he realise that son could've missed his penalty? you'd think this game was some sort of rivalry the way they act some times...
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@TheOmniLiberal He can’t even ad hom properly, that man has receding pink hair and he still goes for the English impression
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@noknowli Brudda they paid 21m themselves for him
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@now_arsenaI Cheeky warm weather training in Dubai with White and Co?
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@MunichFanpage You can’t disrespect what you didn’t win We have won our super cup, we’re going to win the treble too
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@ShitpostGate Gay people have a normal fantasy challenge
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@SuspectFed Drip tbh
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@CrimeLdn bring back death penalty
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@DeadlineDayLive @FabrizioRomano one of my favourite niche things in football is seeing an underrated backup keeper get promoted to first choice very good for Arminia Bielefeld iirc
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@fiago7 I reckon they’d beat Portugal if they play each other in the semifinal just off vibes alone
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@fleurmeston Hate how normal it is for people thinking if you have nice clothes/ accessories you’re asking to be robbed
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@helpfulfella If he never had the internet he wouldn’t even know what was happening lol
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@GarbageHuman24 Dw about yourself just ignore the bodied up tings
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@now_arsenaI sorry i'm a football fan i don't celebrate finances - i'll celebrate if we bring in players that win us trophies
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@josephmdurso There’s 9 no? Villa, Everton, Leicester, Liverpool, city, utd, Newcastle, Forest, wolves…
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@ShitpostGate What does that actually mean though?
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@Shitheid Context 😂
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@scrapytweets Can you imagine the tears from rivals if we gave it to Benny Blanco?
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Yves Saint-Laurent (aged 21 in 1957 c. Christian Dior's funeral) has there ever been a more 'had that sh*t on' moment in history?
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@LKCOYB we got those finances through record gate receipts, you got yours cos a russian oligarch thought being in the public eye would avoid him being assassinated
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@ml27___ Yeah lad deffo stick Walker and Bowen there instead 👍🏻
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@JustinWhang Ever find what that gif is from? I only ever seen this clip of it:
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@ShitpostGate geopolitics
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@Arsenal Bro saved this
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@fiago7 Germany - think they’re 4th strongest at the euros tbh
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24 tomorrow and I’m dressed like lindyman, working in an office, the bag don’t stop💰
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@moscardol State of Mbappe
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@lporiginalg he looks like he's about to see the Virgin Mary if you get the reference
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@missed_cheese I asked if DrDisrespect DM’d an actual middle schooler under a meme People said it doesn’t matter ‘how minor the minor is you pedo’ & they turned out to be 17 in 2017
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@MunichFanpage Adios farmers
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@MunichFanpage Where’s Bayern?
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@MunichFanpage This is not a Bayern/ Dortmund final either 🤷‍♂️
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Need to dirty bulk and become more paranoid so I can resemble my style icon
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@fiago7 £900 tickets, £1500 flights, and yet we travel as good as anyone, wouldn't be surprised if we make up most the ground at the final
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@CrimeLdn bring back basic police competancy requirements male 5ft10 or taller has to be of a certain weight without being fat has to be able to fight
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@wigger Gotta have Million Dollar Extreme in the title imo
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@TrueSlazac Just need someone to rank Roman emperors from most to least evil so I know what ones to follow
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@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph how novel, a government putting in a policy that people actually support!
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@goodcharls Please don’t
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@DeadlineDayLive That’s why you don’t pick benchmarking for an oiled down club over captaining your boyhood club
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@WelBeast Had to pause it 3 times but we got there in the end
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@joakial_ probably would've been the Lamb of God, I imagine red and blue stripes with a white lamb, sort of like the welsh flag
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@ShitpostGate Same as SpongeBob too
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First time trying lean!
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@CrimeLdn “Son of Ukrainian parents” according to DailyMail If he wants to be a hard man so bad why doesn’t he enlist for his motherland?
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@RLockett_ i think he was 15 at the time, hence why he's not in prison cos thats 10000% illegal brev
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@WolfOfClapham Same gimps that wanted Argentina to win the World Cup ‘for Messi’s sake’
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@FPLTrigger @twinfleeks1 @scasey__ would you reccomend her profile to a friend then?
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@ShitpostGate Online gays when the most normal thing you’ve ever seen happens
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@afcstuff @Teamnewsandtix Musiala Wirtz Kimmich Muller Kroos would be the only options that would even be any good, no? Plus two of them are right about to retire...
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@Raion74_ I stopped watching WWE again after 2015 when Samoa Joe and AJ Styles came back what the hell is an LA Knight?
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@DanTHFC1 @thewhiteman_10 “Don’t you realise my son had to go through IEDs and kamikazes in order to avenge 7/7?” “Yes well I’d have to play in a spine of Gomez, Konsa and Henderson” “Oh that’s much worse, fair enough”
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@InsaneCope what was the rape case?
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@The92Bible Fifa 05 PS2 vibes 😍
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@GordonGekko420 they would lose, nobody trusts the accent and the fake english names
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@ShitpostRock clicked on their website & avast said the url is infected with a card stealer so watch out guys
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@Telegraph Impish is Gimpish 🤓 Square is Fair 😎
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@gettylegion so fake, what battle was happening here on flat, open terrain against drones dropping bombs exactly?
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@unconquered_sol And then everyone clapped
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@dazi180turtle I’ve done better than that before
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@MunichFanpage If you can’t afford €445 for a once in a lifetime opportunity you’re not a fan you’re a bum
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Average Elon Musk Algorithm be like: Kelsey Plum Tweet from moot Kelsey Plum Kelsey Plum Vid of people dying Kelsey Plum
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@BRYN_BORANGA Harrow council lol
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@contextdogs I actually work buying farm stock (and own a dog) and I’ll just confirm now that Yes those are chicks Yes they cry and scream Yes the dog likes that Yes, of course they feel the pain as they’re being eaten - it’s animals, I step on them by mistake all the time
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@ibzsmo3k How’d you find this?
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@MunichFanpage vamos real
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@WrestleClips Better sell than the average AEW jobber lol
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Sweet Caroline rings out in The Emirates
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50+1 has a European cup winning club that always sells out it’s stadium literally unable to grow, stuck in a league that’s ranked about the same as the English 3rd tier
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I‘m genuinely scared. If we don‘t beat Kiel (1st place) that’s our last 10% promotion hopes gone. The HSV hype journey 23/24 could be over tonight, once again it‘s been fun with you lads 🫡
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@sissyboiqt Got the vid it’s from?
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@wigger you should also do red/gold colorway
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@biocompound Twink death avoidance is harder work than body building
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You needed weight loss, it is scientifically proving that morbid obesity messes with your hormones, this is why you don’t feel masculine
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Where has Anthony been lately??
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That epic moment when someone I don’t know but hate via memes dies well after average male life expectancy
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JUST IN - Lord Jacob Rothschild dies aged 87.
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My fat ass thought that was an Oreo 💀
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No People are just incredibly frivolous and stupid with them
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@InsaneCope Any pronouns? What about the ones you were born with then?
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