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spurs, socialism, shit post punk tunes.

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@DanTHFC1
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shenbdhxudj
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Has the ref seriously got a euros tattoo?
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Gary suffering Vietnam esque flashbacks when an applicant says they went to Millfield School in Bristol
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imagine flunking your exams and then Gary Neville is trying to give words of wisdom
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the original drummer getting banned because he never had tickets and no one bothered to check for a decade one of my favourite spurs stories
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#Tottenham have said that the club will be trialling a drummer in the upcoming season, in an attempt to help create a better matchday atmosphere at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, following feedback from supporters.
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what’s the story (closet tory)
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Noel Gallagher believes that Glastonbury has "gone woke" thanks to "id*ots waving flags around and making political statements" "It’s getting a bit woke now, that place, and a bit kind of preachy and a bit virtue-signalling. I don’t like it in music — little f***ing idiots
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My Dad, a lifelong spurs fan who has recently been diagnosed with a Brain tumour, received this letter from Mauricio Pochettino. Touch of class 👏.
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imagine coming home from a hard days graft and finding out spencer fc has astroturfed your gaff
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One of the greatest YouTube videos of all time
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the radio 6 dads stood at the back of a fontaines dc gig
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the 👑 never misses
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that mnf during the super league shit was so funny, swear it was 4 hours of gnev and carra and the whole country was tuned in
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He’s 45th generation roman
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Spurs and England. Cheers dad
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@DanTHFC1
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those who don't know, don't matter 👍
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@RoughTrade
Rough Trade
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Album that reminds you of your younger days?
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Your boyfriend shouts shearer at a sam fender gig
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@DanTHFC1
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at the same age 😂 he is levels above henderson now ffs
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Jordan Henderson has backed Jude Bellingham to star for England sooner rather than later after admitting the 18-year-old is "miles ahead" of where he was at the same age [Sky Sports] 📰
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sat on my arse watching the euros and eating crisps. god bless the great british taxpayer #STUDENT
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sister just called me tragic for swaying in the living room with a can to LCD Soundsystem
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POV: Me when I ask someone what they think about arctic monkeys 7th studio album
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crying, it’s arrived. super dejan kulusevski
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big fan of the last dinner party, but that comment comes across badly when they exist in a scene with working class bands who do not have the luxury of 'disassociating' from the cost of living crisis, which inevitably bleeds into the lyrics - as all great working class art does
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@Matt_Law_DT
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Gareth Southgate reveals Ben White has told England that he doesn’t want to be considered for selection. Hence why he’s not in the current squad.
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my wingers 👍
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Catfish and the Bottlemen announcing a gig at Spurs just as Bryan Gil leaves. Cruel isn’t even the word. Gutted for the boy
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@nocontextfm1 Including international appearance clauses for german players when the game didn’t have the licence for germany national team
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on the poster discourse, the one constant of british life is you can go into any uni gaff and you will be greeted by this
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had the tl live tweeting the talking points like “CARRRAAA” ffs
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@OfficialRandL @Barclaycard Arctic Monkeys or she stays in
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the old npower logo, fatboy slim in the background, helen chamberlain. Ladies and gentlemen we have located peak undistilled noughties in video form
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You sir have won the internet today! Upvotes to the left!
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@_Wolfenden
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Important Glastonbury prep is underway
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me trying to play rocket league in 2023
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biggest gathering of NPCs on this website has to be under his tweets
@rickygervais
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Have a fierce weekend 👊
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Arctic monkeys, wolf alice, fontaines DC and the 1975 in one weekend. Jesus!!!
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there was in fact a mirror ball
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@mcandidate fred again ally pally crowd
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@Tyson_Fury more retirements than elton john
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@_CarltonCole9 "Dad, how did Leicester win the league?" "Well son, it all started with an illicit Thai orgy and a racist incident in a casino"
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@AsimC86 Pepe just do nothing
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@thfckostka has to hand in his passport before afcon away
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Ricky Gervais undoubtedly the most embarrassing and unfunny bloke of all time. Absolutely hilarious how far Merchant was able to carry you @rickygervais
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@the_pieface It’s always happened. the only difference is they now stop the game
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@LucasMoura7 lucas if i found you in bed with my mrs i'd tuck you in
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least surprising news ever that this div is a landlord
@TheClubLiveTw
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Rory REFUSED to rent his flat to a Tottenham fan 🏠❌ @Chelsearory @lawrence_bury
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It's never been more over
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@Lord_Sugar @ROLEX why are you shouting Alan it's Saturday morning
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i see yer social media admin needs to make up his monthly interaction target
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What is the best Oasis song? 🤔
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thank you god for bringing back 2008 style indie beef. need the circa waves front man scrapping 3 members of blossoms in the hawley
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MARTIN STONE
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Just been sent this one from The View gig last night. Mental 😂😂
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just found out dogs don't need passports to go Germany. Get in
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huge day for the worst guy you know on your uni course
@TheO2
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JUST ANNOUNCED >>> Dr Jordan Peterson will be heading to The O2 on Wednesday 1 November 2023. On O2 or with Virgin Media? Get Priority Tickets tomorrow at 10am General on-sale Friday 4 August at 10am
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@adamwwfc03 facebook is the worst for it you’ll see something like “any one got any recommendations for family divorce solicitors COYS”
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yer indie boyfriend is tweeting he’d rather have gerry cinnamon headline reading than the 1975
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only the 2nd ever incredible ever given out. congrats reginald
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can confirm at 6 I will be updating the illustrious #DanGigSpreadsheet with some much anticipated ratings.
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@willbanks02 It’s repayment for sitting through 2012 and 2016 (utter crap tournaments)
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@JG_1878 ill let you off since its the first time your numbers come up. 2 mins later - i will contact the police in an hour
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spare a thought for people having to sit through a blossoms gig after that
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rushing home from school to load up £10 for a mill on mmoga 🕊️🕊️
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It’s 17 quid for 100k coins nowadays?? Cost of living has hit the coin selling market more than anyone
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@Buffonisimo2001 @PoliticsForAlI @theipaper Why's everything practice for work? Can't young people just enjoy their lives...
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@BackseatsmanLFC manjdog should’ve battered him for that
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@sportbible cos u2 got a last minute gig?
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@JonnyGabriel Please god tell me we're dreaming
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@rmintram89 @Harry_W25 How do you mean? The way i've always been told it is the stewards used to let him in round a side door because the drum wouldn't fit through the turnstiles
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Didn't think i'd be spending my saturday researching EU animal transportation rules after brexit but here we are
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someone needs to introduce them to cigarettes and the velvet underground . in 15 years rock music is back
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My friend is an elementary school teacher in SoCal sent me this picture— what they confiscated this month
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Has the ref seriously got a euros tattoo?
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Bob dylan at trnsmt ffs
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rowan ☆
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do you think TRNSMT will get catfish back next year just because i asked xx
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but seriously though you were a big part of my childhood and I wish to thank you for that @SpencerOwen
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apparently Wolf Alice are doing another UK tour end of the year 🙏
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imagine having a tear up while alex croons through cornerstone at 0.3x speed
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@thespursweb and I admire margot robbie
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me when the eu deny kane's dogs permission to travel and the transfer falls through
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@GaryLineker @SpursOfficial @J_Klinsmann Nuno didn't turn it down Gary, we didn't offer it. Stop trying to get your mate a job
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it’s over you don’t need to tell me
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Good to see lipton haven’t submitted to the new woke lids. respect
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@SimonThomasSky @WelhamOfficial Same with my dad, he wrote to him when he was diagnosed with cancer. Lovely man
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he might mentally implode if they don’t win it this year
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
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🚨🍽️ Mikel Arteta hired a team of professional pickpockets whilst at dinner with Arsenal players... 😳 They went round tables pinching phones, wallets etc. At the end of the meal, Arteta asked players to empty their pockets, with several missing key items! This was to teach
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some people who’s opinions i value very highly actively watch this program and i’ve no idea why
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@chrismd10 @SpursOfficial Upward trajectory under a manager who’s bottled the europa league twice, spent 250m and now has bottled top 4. Okay
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elm grove, brighton
@polo_man404
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Dem hills in SF are steep 😳😳😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣
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@tomderland scotland and sunderland might top it
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best lyricists of the 2000s
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has she tried cancelling netflix
@theipaper
The i paper
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If Labour win at the next general election private school fees could rocket by up to 20% One mother says she is "sick and nervous" about what could happen to her children's school fees, which are £5,155 per term
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@PpollingNumbers @kanyewest @RedfieldWilton Old man, Racist old man, or the man who made yeezus. My decision is made
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Washed festival, respect one of the greatest live bands in the country that crowd is pathetic
@BBCR1
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what a view of @foals from the r1 studio at @OfficialRandL ✨🥰 #RandL23
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@PictonPedro @OfficialRandL @the1975 It’s two weeks before the festival haha who else they gonna get? 1975 are class
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@Schnob13 was a fan
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they’ve got cars big as bars they’ve got
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@HotUKFestivals @OfficialRandL Cheers mate didn’t see that
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who in their right mind is paying 15 quid for 1975 rizla
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@GaryLineker presented without comment
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for the second time forgot uni isn't just a fun living with your mates and going pub simulator and I do actually have to get a degree
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@ITV buy back the champions league rights and get him on it. give the people what we want
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no war but the class war 💪
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nativity is the greatest critique of the private and state school divide, warra motion picture
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@plwoodger @MiguelDelaney if by depressing you mean very very funny then I agree phil
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how have we as a society allowed the reytons to get a number 1 album
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@OfficialRandL @BBCR1 arctic monkeys or she stays in
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Waterloo Sunset is just the most perfect song ever written
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@thatguysjokes Sounded like he had sent me a voice message to join a Halo 3 clan
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