Mage Mang
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Welcome to my webzone. I love you. | Mage cheetah. | Jack of all trades, master of some. | Sometimes furry trash poster (sfw, possibly risqué).
between mountains and sea
Joined January 2012
Having low IQ children in the post-internet era must be awful.
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It's weird, yeah, but what does this represent and what does a mask represent?. This is a voluntary symbol of support. Masks were a mandated symbol of compliance.
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Gon be hideous abominations, not hawt, fuckable anthros.
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Jesus, I knew Marvel was struggling, but they must be getting 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 desperate.
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Correction. You won't have to see The Donald's name on your ballot again.
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Would be nice to not have ads on the pavement, but private sector does better than government yet again.
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Already have to smell this nasty shit every day. Not gonna be too happy if I have to smell it when I'm trying to get away from everything too.
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@reddit_lies They aren't referring to science as we think of it, ie the scientific method that came about during the enlightenment. They're referring to Science, the reactionary cult religion that is a simulacra of science. "According to Science" or similar phrases indicates cultists.
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Good art, but I went with the lion.
#Election2024 #Vote for our community, LGBTQ+ friends, family, coworkers, marginalized groups, the women you love in your life. their persistence depends on it.
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I'm sure that this is a real experience that trans people deal with, but like. I dunno what to tell you. Me personally, I'm not going to pursue a trans person. I have no desire. The whole concept is unattractive to me. I feel no guilt over this.
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Remember kids, they will claim to only want to sacrifice your freedom in the name of the greater good. But freedom is the greater good.
Freedom has become a code word for toxic individualism.
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"Furry is a queer community!". K 🤷♂️ I'm going to continue to be an internet cheetah. Don't know what you're going to do about it.
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My property is my time. If you steal my property, you are stealing time from my life. I value my property more than a rioter's or thief's life. By attempting to destroy or steal my property, that person acknowledges that they value my property more than their own life as well.
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The funny part about takes like these is Trump has been president already and literally nothing happened to the homos as a result.
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@Mark_R_Mitchell I have experienced this. H1B Indians effectively run AWS and they engage in race nepotism heavily.
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I hate that I thought this was going a completely different direction initially. .
Chocolate sculptures by Amaury Guichon.
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Walz's public persona isn't relatable for a lot of reasons, but a big one is that it is a fake persona. Trump is Trump. He isn't acting. Walz and Harris both gave me the "these people are trying to deceive me" vibe.
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@CountDankulaTV I remember when I was in elementary school some dweeb kid was always wanting to join our group, but he'd always whine and complain about everything. When we started telling him to buzz off, he tattled and the teachers made us play nice with him.
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So a lot of zoomers don't seem to know how to torrent shit. Here's a brief primer for y'all. This isn't an endorsement of piracy, just information😉. Also, unrelated, but it is moral and ethical to not give money to people who hate you and destroy your favorite franchises.
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@ProjectLiberal I would imagine that *immigrants* actually do commit few crimes, since we can be selective of who immigrates. Illegal aliens by definition are all criminals, and so have a 100% crime rate.
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If you need entertainment, lots of meltdowns happening in this thread. 🍿.
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Modern libs are probably contenders for being the most suicidal, self destructive, scorched earth mfs to exist.
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Why tf are we idolizing some drugged out loser lmao. What has this man contributed to humanity such that he deserves a bust in the streets of New York? Our society is a joke.
Yesterday the George Floyd bust was vandalized in Brooklyn. NYPD is investigating it as a hate crime. IF YOU HAVE INFO: ☎️1-800-577-TIPS
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It's funny to mock the "food comes from the store" retards, but they are legitimately civilization destroyers.
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I just want to point out that I don't have any fancy degrees and I designed and wrote most of the propulsion control system for a space vehicle. Not to brag or anything. Only a little.
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Furries + guns is a vibe
If anyone who follows this account is here, come find me and you'll get 250 rounds free. First come, first serve.
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@FromKalen That guy is the lowest form of human garbage. Completely driven by emotion, frenzied by the man pleading his innocence, and potentially murders him because he refuses to take a moment to consider that he holds an incorrect position. Judge, jury, executioner. "Community policing".
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Federal bills be like . Save the Kittens Bill:.* Increase taxes 30%.* Give homeless people a key to your house.* Feed kittens to alligators.* NSA cameras in your toilet. Then Dems be like "omg repubs voted against it they hate kittens reeeee" and their base eats it up.
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Human development index? Whatever that's supposed to be.
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Capitalism: food can be produced so cheaply and in so much abundance that shops can afford to overstock to ensure there is enough for everyone with little chance of shortages. Stale food can be discarded and immediately replaced with fresh.
Capitalism mismanages vital resources to enrich the very few at the expense of the many.
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Mainstreamification is a death sentence for any niche hobby or fandom. Y'all's should definitely not be excited by seeing pandering to furries encroach into normie territory. You should be dreading it. Idk if that's what this ad actually is, but it's bad to embrace it.
So a Swiss grocery store made ads with. furries? Pog?! And why is he so handsome??
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I would love to see all of these people fired and replaced with new blood. Disney has been churning out hot garbage for too long now. Get rid of these people.
Bob Iger is completely out of touch if he thinks the unions are the ones being unrealistic here.
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Pretty sure we would have ignored their surrender and kept dropping nukes if genocide was the goal.
“Genocide”. IT. WAS. A. WAR. Good lord these people are brain damaged.
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Ngl I derive a lot of satisfaction seeing these human fuckups get rocked. Maybe in Texas they'll actually be prosecuted too.
"You will get shot if you reach for that gun". Breaking: @fortworthpd released footage showing the violent #Antifa attack on peaceful protesters outside a family-friendly drag event. As police approach the assailant, others try to prevent arrest:
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Periodic reminder that free market capitalism is morally good.
I can’t wait to hand out these babies now that the weather is nice
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@Malcolm_fleX48 As a card carrying member of the Navajo Nation, I am going to preemptively decline any future applications. Please do not apply. Thank you and have a nice day.
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Commies be like "food is a human right. You have the right to a loaf of bread and a bowl of broth each day. No more, no less. Uness you're at the back of the breadline. We don't have enough for everyone.".
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I hold the opposite opinion. Digitigrade shoes are goofy af
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Holy fuck this is unhinged lmao. I was a Walmart cashier and I was fast as fuck, boi. Knew how to bag like a pro too. The regular customers knew to go to me even if my line was longer than most other's. Yeah there are shit customers, but most appreciate you for doing a good job.
This is literally every low-wage service worker in the United States and many capitalist states today.
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God damn I'd be ecstatic. And I definitely wouldn't call the cops ugh what a waste.
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This is actually pretty good ngl.
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This is beyond adorbs.
This cheetah proudly shows her cubs to a photographer. The sounds this family makes are purring & chirping, which is worth listening to. A kind man doesn't pull the trigger but triggers the shutter to capture such stunning moments. 🙏🪄
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How I imagine walking up to a leopard and befriending it would go.
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Selfie for proof
My hair can now be draped over my shoulders (not gay).
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@sleepy_devo You can't infer that he's a Putin supporter from this. You can infer that he likes the other three less than Putin.
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The only way this amount would be getting thrown away at once is if it were contaminated or spoiled. The temp gets checked whenever a shipment of meat shows up. If it's above temp, it's a hazard to consume. Source: former Walmart employee.
A tiktoker shared video of the amount of food being thrown out at a Walmart. Just an unfathomable volume of needless waste.
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Bruh, we had a dog when I was a kid. We took him camping all the time. On our way home one time, he had some sort of panic attack or something and jumped out on the highway. We stopped and searched for him but couldn't find him anywhere. A few years later my dad was driving that.
Dog jumps out window on highway 😳
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Who could have seen that coming? Surely nobody could possibly predict such a thing. Oh, I know! Let's bump it up some more! That will solve the problem for sure.
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Imagine getting a 20 to 40 percent raise.
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A lot of peeps who are furries are so because they're weird and looking for acceptance. I'm not here for acceptance. I just like the animal people art. Idgaf about the in-group, especially considering most of the "community" is really fukkin nasty and lame.
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The reason certain people are going ballistic over Hogwarts Legacy's success is very simple: it's a crack in their facade. It demonstrates that they don't really have any power. All of their whining and crying and general hysteria accomplished nothing.
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Translation: I'm a psychopath who would shoot someone who dares look at me wrong if I had a gun.
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Lose my life over a car? No, no. You've got it backwards my friends. Your lives have become forfeit over a car, and I won't lose any sleep over it.
You look out to your driveway through your security camera and see/hear this. What are you doing next? 🤔👀. #CityLife #crime #Corvette #urban #security #masked
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@Arc_Unreal @wonderofscience 1. a. The momentum from Earth is not lost when you leave the Earth. 1. b. The astronaut is still tied to the Earth system by gravity. 2. Right, there is no medium for heat to conduct, so there is no conductive heat loss, only radiant, which the suit is insulated for.
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