Alex Palombo
@AlexPalombo
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Bubbly, bittersweet & refreshing, like a good G&T | Union member & staffer | DTDC instructor | Karaoke belter | Foul language enthusiast | Delawarean | She/Her
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Really glad I set this up. Here’s all my official accounts that I run for myself in one spot.
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Maybe they shouldn't have been fuckers then. 🤷♀️
SCOOP: Some advisers close to Biden are frustrated over a Glamour magazine interview in which incoming White House deputy chief of staff Jen O'Malley Dillon referred to Republicans on Capitol Hill as "f*ckers."
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This is a woman doing a good job at a debate and a man calmly lying for 90 minutes.
It's like every group project I did in college.
#VPDebate
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Hey union organizers, now would be a great time to start exploring language in your contracts to cover abortions and reproductive healthcare.
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@Diamond_Jax
@MonicaHesse
When I worked retail and wore empire waist dresses, I got asked a lot about how far along I was.
"I'm...I can't have kids," I'd reply quietly, and look away.
The rest of the transaction would be in silence.
I can have kids but that's not the fucking point. Good on you.
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@JoyAnnReid
Rumor going in DC that ladies are catfishing these goons on dating apps to turn them over to the FBI, which is just excellent.
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Canvassing, uh, finds a way.
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Just watched a bomb sniffer Labrador snag a fry off the ground as he patrolled with a big smile on his face. Truly living his best life.
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Y'all, my Hill staffer friends don't get paid nearly enough for this constant threat of deadly violence.
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Pretty sure
@JoeBiden
doesn't want his ears checked before the debate tonight because the debate coordinators will find like $7.25 in quarters back there, and it'll ruin the surprise for his grandkids.
#Debates2020
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"We need to move on," said Susan Page.
"Yes, well I'd like to go back," said Pence.
"Yeah, we're aware," said women.
#VPDebate
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He said nevermore, bitch
Google has suspended drone courier flights because of raven attacks. Looks like the Ravens have taken our side against Skynet.
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Over-educated women, sound off.
Ithaca College Class of 2011, BA in journalism, double minor in politics & international communications. Magna cum laude.
Left: graduation. Right: Kavanaugh confirmation protest.
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So what you're saying is, you have enough money to buy a robot, but not enough money to pay a waitress a living wage.
Robot waitress could serve your next meal at DC diner as labor shortage continues:
"Rosie" is Steak N Egg's newest employee.
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Neither does the word “woman” and yet here you are. Try again.
Reminder: the word abortion does not appear in the Constitution.
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This is both patriotic and petty, and I salute both motivations.
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Imagine if instead of being hateful online, that people took that time to moisturize?
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It very much is A Thing.
My husband is trying to tell me pie for breakfast after Thanksgiving is a thing
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“The president of the United States is lying to delegitimize the democratic process...and that should bother all of us.”
@shankerinst
@HillaryClinton
#DefenseOfDemocracy
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"I'm a little bit single. Even when I'm not." - Alexis Rose, quote of the day
“I’m not a no. I’m not a yes.” — Joe Manchin, quote of the day
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I believe we'll know when they pick a new House speaker when we see white smoke rising from the old Tortilla Coast
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@msolurin
@RSwirling
Right! Like, who among us has not looked at a photo of ourselves younger and thought "Wow, why was I so hard on myself? I looked great!"
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Republican really just booed the American Rescue Plan that helped boost the economy and lift folks out of poverty - even in the states where lawmakers voted against it.
#SOTU
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Please stop using "DC" as shorthand for "Congress."
Washington DC is a largely Democratic-leaning city of thousands of working people. 92% of them voted for President Biden & Vice President Harris.
They have no representation and constantly get dragged by the rest of the US.
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No one pours like Gaston
Threatens shores like Gaston
No one moves away from the Azores like Gaston
Tropical Storm Gaston moved away from the Azores in the North Atlantic on Saturday and was expected to weaken over the next few days, forecasters said.
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I don't have plans to see this movie, but I'm sure it'll trickle down to me whether or not it was any good.
See
#ReaganMovie
in theaters everywhere August 30, 2024 | Starring Dennis Quaid, Penelope Ann Miller and Jon Voight.
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I don't mean to point out the obvious here, but: These incredible numbers we're seeing in voter turnout are because early voting and absentee voting were available.
Expanding access to the ballot box makes for a more representative government. That's a good thing.
#Election2020
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They literally passed it 3 days ago, hakuna your tatas.
Americans aren't feeling relief from President Biden's big Washington victory | Analysis
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Look, whether or not she's raising money,
@cmclymer
is a stand up gal and a fun lady to spill the tea with. Feel lucky to know her.
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How I want to return in my next life.
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@mellowtonin
@democracydiva
All respect given to Gigi Goode for just rolling up dressed as a pirate and saying "Ahoy."
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In honor of David Bowie's birthday please go listen to "Let's Dance" and enjoy
@elclimo
's very sweet tribute.
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I guess if heaven exists, James Lipton will find out what God will say to him at the pearly gates.
#RIP
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Sorry, can you repeat it? We can't hear too good.
Hey
@SenatorCollins
, can you tell me how Brett Kavanaugh voted on the abortion ruling announced this evening?
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You were working as a waitress at a cocktail bar when I met you. I picked you out, I shook you up, I turned you around, made you into someone new.
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀
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There was a meme a while back where
@ewarren
was comparing herself to Game of Thrones characters and she went with Dany. With this, I think the answer is clear.
She's Lyanna Mormont.
Warren in call with staff: "We have been willing to fight, and, when necessary, we left plenty of blood and teeth on the floor. And I can think of one billionaire who has been denied the chance to buy this election."
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I'd be stoked that a clean, public restroom was available for my child to use instead of them having an accident or ducking behind a bush.
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Really, whatever this news cycle means to you, the takeaway should be this:
😷Wear a mask.
👏Wash your hands.
↔️Keep your distance.
⚠️Stay safe.
🗳️Vote.
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@cmclymer
It’s because women can finally mouth “THIS idiot” behind the masks with impunity when out in the wild. We can finally express our true selves.
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K, but there are plenty of poor people who DIDN'T violently storm the halls of Congress looking to hurt or kill elected officials.
NEW: The majority of the people arrested for Capitol riot had a history of financial trouble
-$37,000 lien for unpaid federal taxes
-1 in 5 arrested had faced eviction or foreclosure
-Many had filed for bankruptcy
via
@tcfrankel
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Hey
@wyclef
, how many times has the House of Representatives impeached Donald Trump now?
#ImpeachmentDay
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Hope my coworkers enjoy my new laptop sticker
Okay, this shirt is amazing. I love it. Apparently, the creator is a single mom trying to make ends meet and is donating half the profits to Elizabeth Warren's campaign. I'm down. All shirt sizes/types, with and w/o profanity bleeped available here:
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When your friend is crying on 14th Street after 4 espresso martinis and you’re “listening” while you quietly call an Uber
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@franklinleonard
This is going to be his Two Truths and a Lie truth for the rest of his ice breaker career, and I love that for him. 😂
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@cmclymer
I had second hand experience of going to an Ivy League school because I could see Cornell from my dorm.
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Hey
@MayorBowser
- DC's curfew is 7 p.m. tomorrow, but the polls for the DC primary tomorrow close at 8 p.m.
What are the DC government & DC police doing to assure voters they won't be subject to arrest, harassment, or potential violence if they vote late?
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@sarahclazarus
"Yes, it felt like my stomach was falling out of my butt for about 10 minutes of cramps but 10/10 would IUD again"
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Can confirm it was full of seamen.
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@cmclymer
It's also been wonderful when you're out and want to mouth "Ugh, this motherfucker" without anyone calling you on it.
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Everyone should read this. Everyone. If we’re going to pay to send young people to war, we should pay to provide them quality, taxpayer funded health care when they get back.
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Things that are scary, ranked:
1. Death
2. Loneliness
3. Having
@cmclymer
call you “sweetie”
4. Bears
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Not a lot of attention on this, but In a 6-3 ruling, SCOTUS ruled that is legal to microwave fish in a shared microwave. Sotomayor dissenting.
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“This isn’t abstract. These are serious threats that we’ll be fighting in 2020.”
@RonWyden
’s out here ringing the alarm on election security and interference.
@shankerinst
#DefenseOfDemocracy
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I had to get trained on sexual harassment and assault to run a night of karaoke. How did members of Congress not have this training already?!?
BREAKING: Speaker Paul Ryan says House to require lawmakers to get training to prevent sexual harassment.
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Let’s just take a second to appreciate how cool and big of a deal it is to see two Black women standing behind the President of the United States - one serving as Vice President and the other nominated to the highest court in the land.
#ConfirmJackson
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GINGER GRAB THE POPCORN
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The very least that President Trump could've done was mouthed "watermelon" a few times if he didn't know the National Anthem. Any drag queen or lip syncher could've taught him that.
#NationalChampionship
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The GOP controls the White House, the Senate, and the House. And yet they couldn’t get it together by midnight and produce a good enough bill that even THEIR WHOLE OWN PARTY could vote for. It’s on them.
#RepublicanShutDown
#TrumpShutdown
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For those keeping track at home, this makes one sewage plant and one koala chlamydia ward named after him.
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The woman is going to hold on until we elect a Democrat, and then she’s going to dissolve into thin air inside her robe like Luke Skywalker. We have to hold up our end of the bargain here.
I don't understand how can anyone look at the resilience and selflessness of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and not have as their top political priority defeating Trump. We can't have lasting progressive policies without the Supreme Court. On anything.
How is this complicated?
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@weischoice
Send more mail.
Getting stuff in the mail, that isn't bills, is fun. I want to spread some joy.
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I appreciate that
@JoeBiden
's speech is not the soaring rhetoric we've come to expect lately. This is very much the "Football coach at halftime giving a pep talk to the team that needs to get its shit together" speech. It's refreshing and much needed.
#DemConvention
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When the deli counter mocks you for your cold cut choices 🧀
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@DecatHazel
Even if we set feedings aside, parenting is work. And I feel like implying fatherhood isn't important work is doing everyone a disservice, you know?
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🌊8 hours for work
🌊8 hours for sleep
🌊8 hours for what we krill
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@JordanUhl
I was towards the front of the crowd. Someone yelled “I have a gun” during the moment of silence for Uvalde. We started running. Kudos to the
@AMarch4OurLives
crowd control folks for calming the crowd and making people feel safe.
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I assume "because the virus is very small and difficult to shoot" is one of the reasons
4 Reasons Not To Buy Guns in Response to the COVID-19 Pandemic - Center for American Progress // by
@ChelseaCParsons
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@eugenioweigend
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@RukmaniBhatia
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I believe in the professional world it's known as a "Please advise" smile.
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Fuck United Airlines. These people are trying to evacuate and you're trying to make a buck.
Jet Blue caps flights out of Florida at $99.
United charging $6000.
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Me, minding my own business, at 2 AM:
The memory of that weird thing I said to my friend 7 years ago:
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Hi! Delawarean here.
Delaware State & University of Delaware are two different schools. And if Trump had anyone worth a half pack of Saltine crackers working for him, they'd tell him.
#Debates2020
#AFTvotes
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I see that yet another disease variant has crossed the Pond.
I’m travelling across America with conservative grassroots organisation
@FreedomWorks
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Make sure you follow them for some exciting updates over the coming weeks.
#AmericasComebackTour
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