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Alan Gresov

@AlanGresov

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Nigh Catholic atheist. Youtuber, Twitch streamer, and aspiring novelist. I like long, complete stories

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Joined December 2022
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@Alicia_Bittle_ I'll remain quite happily a virgin until I get married.
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@OrwellNGoode American ladies, be the American lady Japan thinks you are.
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@frozenaesthetic Yes but the real question is how do you get the coke to be semi erect.
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@Cluffalo That's when you take his bags out, and say, "that's rough buddy."
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@frozenaesthetic "I guess hair, makeup, and clothes isn't enough." Correct, you have to ACTUALLY be a woman.
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@orbitves Says the cross eyed girl who needs a jackhammer to get through her makeup.
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@AnimeBibleVerse Wait are you trying to claim that atoms don't exist at all, that our model of atoms is wrong, or just saying an edgy thing?
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@ShitpostGate New trade routes just dropped.
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@ReviewsPossum "We Europeans are so much better than you Americans! We're so much better educated, and we're richer, and we have better technology and infrastructure. What do you mean you have something called air conditioning, what is that?"
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@PSA_Sitch Imagine the tears if it was a giant American flag.
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@reddit_lies This post doesnt fit your account. This is the most honest reddit post of all time, they're straight up saying they're silencing voices of dissent.
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@Shogun_lux Correct, people who commit horrendous crimes against humanity are not deserving of rehabilitation.
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@ReviewsPossum Do... you think that's difficult to do?
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@CiblesGD So you're extremely autistic.
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@counterconor Unironically, Hasan should be deported, and anyone who has given him money should be under investigation for terrorist sympathies.
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@DelusionPosting Kill it with fire.
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@AlanGresov
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@ok_alriight what's wrong with driving around?
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@YakWeasel He filmed one trip to be able to show off to the world how much fun he's having on a normal trip. Relax.
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@Liotos_ Yeah graffiti is vandalism. If you wanna make art, go do it on your own property.
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@esjesjesj "Telling us not to be pedophiles and groomers is literally violence!"
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@TheJaredMonroe Ok I'm willing to entertain the possibility that you're telling the truth, but going around threatening litigation at people who comment on the situation as they see it does not engender support for you within me.
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@paganhammer Wait are you saying there's a difference then? Like the government should reveal the names of people who defend themselves with guns but not mass shooters?
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@PimpMasterYoda1 Justice for Ursula.
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@ReviewsPossum @binabees_ Assuming immortality means invulnerability, then eventually you'll work your way out. Also I just wouldn't go crawling in caves.
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@sonic_jams @MartyTheElder You know... Halo the series famous for all of its gay characters, and its advocacy of communism, and how much the humans need to get along with all the xenos, and how they just love... high taxes and diversity. Yeah remember all that in Halo?
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@iNoahGuy06 It's actually not hatred to tell someone the truth. I tell people the truth because I hope they'll get better, not devolve further into a sickness that's destroying them.
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@Hibzster I feel so sorry for any sons you may have, now or in the future.
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@JimboPastoral $3k in car payments and they bought a THIRD car???? Holy Hell these people are terrible at managing money.
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@Rothmus To be fair Destiny is a smart guy. He's wrong about a lot, but he is smart.
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@communemami Why were you dating a communist?
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@LakotaMan1 I mean no disrespect, but as an Indian, do the savage, brutal, drug addict Indian people ever anger or embarrass you?
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@FilmsFallout This doesn't convince me that this is going to be good or bad. That animation on the Brotherhood knight flying in though looks clunky and half assed.
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@acnewsitics The former vice president has to accomodate the once and future president's schedule for a debate, because the former vice president is abusing his power to target his political opposition with frivolous legal battles.* FTFY.
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@TheOmniLiberal Dude there is no one who will look at this and go, "yeah Destiny is right."
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@TwoLetterMo @Taylor7876318 Lol. "Women have it hard too, they get catcalled or people don't like their opinions, so there's s chance they *might* be suicidal and that entirely justifies her unhinged reaction in this scene."
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@aneri @UnleashingGames Deleting your posts won't protect you, coward
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@counterconor If they're going to be ungrateful maybe it's better that we airdrop bombs next time instead.
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@Freedom_Toons This is what it feels like to talk to a leftist liberal about anything.
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@Whotfismick Oh that's cute buddy, I'm this old
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@AstridApollyon Based Dad. I'm sure it hurts kid, but honestly your dad is doing you a favor.
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@RiverTamYDN 100% this is making fun of peter pan millennials, the Harry Pottet reference is the dead giveaway.
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@stronkdaddy With that kind of beautiful music? Of course it is.
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@Rothmus Well mine was $80, and for that kittle money, it's pretty nice.
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@MadVidss Mob assaults man* fixed that title for you.
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@CaudilloXIV Not sure if this is supposed to make fun of her or anything but the steak came out pretty damn good. She needs a little refinment, and some practice speaking, but shit I'd let her cook me a steak any day.
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@ZaidB2D @DocStrangelove2 The Obama admin killed his channel.
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@DaithiDeNogla To the 19% of you, how can you possibly think that?
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@glassbeadgamer7 @TheLaurenChen Do you think I haven't already made my money for the day when I sit down and play a game for an hour or two?
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@strike_dr And yet by March 12th, according to the Washington Post, inflation is rapidly decreasing, and poverty rates are back down to 40%.
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@ThisIsKyleR @ABC24Memphis They're also co veniently keaving out that Gage is a felon, he didn't just have an expired CCW, he had been convicted of a violent crime and was barred from owning a handgun.
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@igarglewithfire Me: I want a virgin wife. You: Are you a virgin? Me: Yes. Ok where do we go from here?
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@DaisyIsNotHere That was you in the original picture? If so congratulations, I'm glad you were able to turn your life around.
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@DiabolicalSpuds Um... yes they do.
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@alyssa_merc > make women ugly > also make them black > hide behind appeal to racism from criticism > profit.
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@KnipLs @akafacehots They're colonizing, and they mean to conquer the world.
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@FrenlyFrenchBoi @counterconor Normally I despise the French in all they do, but in this instance I happily stand with them.
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@reddit_lies "Jesus said love everyone, so that means you have to bend and spread bigot!"
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@AbuHafsah1 "Well your children will stop getting raped, but you'll lose your nummies, so is it really worth it?"
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@EdwardGLuce If this is meant to shame the British it does a poor job. The lonely beans proudly standing separate from the rest, happily distinguishing themselves, and saying, "no actually, we don't need you, you can't tempt us, we'll make it on our own."
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@RobinPoedev Actually that comes down to more along the lines of logistics. Guns were easier to get in the hands of a lot of people and quickly train them to do a lot of damage all at once.
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@Thor_Odinson ...and they STILL tried to put him in jail for LIFE over this.
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@RdotSpoon Funny how the planes didn't start falling out of the sky until the next guy came in.
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@dovgvlad My disappointment at seeing this 7 hours later is immeasurable.
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@shes_rADIAnt Congrats you've dragged every state to the lowest standard and improved nothing.
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@Uno1o1o @OrwellNGoode Oh wow you took a still from a video I publicly posted myself. I am shocked and embarrassed that people will now see this!
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@ReviewsPossum Because the concern of super viruses doesn't exist right?
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@Sargon_of_Akkad Personally I try to avoid Muslim countries.
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@esjesjesj Way to expose your own poor education.
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@Solstice_One_ @Shogun_lux Rapists and murders should both be under the prison. Next.
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@MaaviPoet Brb on my way to go give Starbucks my money.
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@RightWingCope So it WAS Ashley's diary then? After all if it wasn't why arrest her?
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@nerpafestival It's neon yellow. There's a very slight tint of green
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@marioamontero @Fernand46357857 Because I don't base my vote off of fake photos.
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@counterconor She's a leftist soooo...
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@cakefacecharlie @MelonieMac Buddy what. Dude you're gonna try to insult someone else's looks when you're looking like this? And especially THIS smokeshow?
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@dieworkwear I'm curious, how would you rate my tux on me? I don't have many photos of it as I don't wear it often.
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@counterconor God I hope Hasan gets deported one day.
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@Rothmus Confirmed this was non-consensual? It wasn't just officers doing dirty deeds in a highly inappropriate place/context? If so, Jesus yikes.
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@WFLA Whoever the officer(s) responsible are need to be immediately terminated, this is absolutely unacceptable, a K9 is as much an officer as any man is.
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@NapoleonBonabot We are WEIRD. Extremely unnatural to them, we are to animals like aliens who are writhing masses of tentacles would be to us.
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@GPrime85 Me whenever the British government decides to do anything in the last few years
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@BlackRedGuard1 Most of the victims of communism were themselves communists.
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@Juicy112_ @FearedBuck This is like the millionth time I'm seeing a black person be racist to a white person.
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@ada_lluch Lupus sadly. I don't like when people make fun of her looks because it's really not her fault. Also she's still really cute.
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@LitThatPen @Rothmus I didn't say it's ok, but if it was consensual, then it's wildly different from rape.
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@ReviewsPossum @ManletThorin Good, they should be afraid.
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@JonsLongs How dare you use your white male privilege as a black woman Jlongbone!
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@burglahobbit "Oooohhh gay people are totally harmless, we've never done anything bad on the basis of our sexuality!" *kink parade rolls down major city street with children in full view of it* "You're such evil bigots!"
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@shay3322 @BUTT3003 I would imagine the mystery is simply how she survived right? Right...?
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@communemami I repeat, why were you dating a communist?
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@QTRBlackGarrett @CultureCrave I don't like all the hate open world settings are suddenly getting. As long as the game is built around it being open world, then it's fine. That said BioShock is usually pretty narrative heavy, so a linear game is probably better for it.
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@classiflied77 @covid_clarity Well for some reason they decided to import a lot of Somalis.
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@AmiriKing The video starts with both dogs fighting. The St. Bernard seems plenty aggressive going after the pit while it's being restrained. Proof that the pitty started it?
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@GreatCheshire Based dad.
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@CallaWalsh You're advocating for an ideology then blaming everyone else for the repercussions of it, you have no consistency.
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