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Comedian 🎤| Used to 🏈 & 🥋 | AnCap | Comic Book Nerd | 🎙1/2 of @cultofuscast | 1/5 of @5_til_midnight | Whoever takes me seriously on here is braindead

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The old joke; “The left can’t meme” The new joke; “The left cant aim”
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@USArmyOfficer @reddit_lies Well it’s mostly filled with people who believe your children should be property of the state, so yes.
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@grindfacetv @249sirensity Sucker punches are 3/4 of “fight” videos now
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@LivingDadJoke @ArchetypalDork Imagine having TDS so much you get arrested for it while on vacation??
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Where the fuck is Kazakhstan & why are they out Americaning us??
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@reddit_lies The person commenting that:
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Nothing screams “Libertarian convention” like choosing a place that enforces masks 👍🏻
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@stone_toss That third picture is interesting, because the only time that happens is the other way around
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@SarahKSilverman I know, right?
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@9mm_smg My top most hated group
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I’m old enough to remember when gofundme didn’t seize the funds the rioters made for the summer of 2020.
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@BenjaminGJW Too bad his thesis about “How living in the suburbs and raising a family is a far right dogwhistle” didn’t quite grab the attention of others around him.
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Dave Smith beat me up while Tom Woods pants me and Scott Horton just stood there laughing at me and smoked all my weed. These people aren’t the purveyors of liberty you thought… (A thread ) (1/57)
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I’m old enough to remember when people asked me if I got my flu shot. I’d say “No.”, they would say “Oh ok” and then no one would shut down the world economy over it.
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I could’ve swore an entire trial said otherwise 🤔
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@marcyuwuu @stone_toss I just see a levitating wizard? Idk why you’re talking about that other stuff?
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There are over 750,00 registered sex offenders in the US and they don’t have to carry a card because it violates their privacy. But, if I want to go see a movie, I need to show medical paperwork…
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@MalesInDisguise There is like a 40% chance this won’t matter soon for this individual
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The Cathedral attack on Tom Woods & Dave Smith a month before Reno is their Tet Offensive
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They just want to date him
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Citizens beat up the Mayor of Toritama in Brazil after he mandated vaccine passports.
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@RabbiShmuley He ran from you because he hates the smell of used sex toys
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Do you not give students homework on the weekends and projects to do over vacations?
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@mmpadellan Just going to drop this right here for you
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@techleadhd Shut up and give me your lunch money, nerd
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I’m high in a pet store and me and this guinea pig just locked eyes and bonded. What do I do?
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So what non pressing issue is liberty Twitter going to fight about for the next 3 days?
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The Carlos Mencia of the liberty movement, everyone.
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The amount of people on this shitty app that are openly advocating and martyring an actual pedophile is fucking psychotic.
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@ClownWorld_ If you just took a time machine all the wat back to the far away time of the 90s, this guy would’ve gotten 2 sentences out before 7 men on the flight handled him. Weak men = hard times
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@RealYungCripp We’re all making fun of her, but I guarantee this worked and dudes for sure showed.
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“This is such a worldwide crisis, we are going to fire perfectly healthy, highly trained healthcare workers & replace them with part time army people where this isn’t their full time job.” Totally makes sense 🧐
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If Libertarian men would just eat better, work out, dress nice and take care of themselves, we wouldn’t be talking about the fed in yoga pants.
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@Dezinuh Wow…What a banger
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@viva_libertad34 @Amy_DeGise Hear me out though…Cyclists suck 🤷‍♂️
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@SonyaShaykhoun Imagine posting this and thinking you’re not a vile human being???
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In all of history, the group of people that have oppressed speech, ideas and restricted your ability to freely move have been the bad guys literally 100% of the time.
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Without looking it up, tell me how wind works.
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@RabbiShmuley @piersmorgan Promoting pornography. Very religious of you. 🤡
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Hot women have a hard time getting their balls busted because they went their entire life with guys just trying to bang them instead of calling them stupid.
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We can truly never become a self governing, libertarian society because 3/4 of people can’t even put their shopping carts back when they’re done.
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If you’re an adult and your bed is in the corner of your room…you fucked up.
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But if they are all there, who’s going to arrest 9 year olds at Applebees without a vaxx pass?
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Why are you telling us what your dad sees?
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The great @scotthortonshow was talking to @ComicDaveSmith about doing standup for the first time at the Tom Woods 2000th event. I helped Scott out with some of his material. So that means like I’m just as smart as him or something…Don’t question us geniuses.
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I’ve been saying Superman was gay since I was a kid.
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@TheInsiderPaper I’m sure SpaceX would love to hire for diversity over skilled and educated laborers. I mean it worked out great for the submarine guy!!
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@NAPtimeChris If I was a good comedian I would’ve committed more to the bit and done that
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Betty White knew 2022 was going to be the worst one yet, so she dipped out a day early.
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@zerohedge Where is the referee stoppage?? This chicks corner needs to throw in the towel
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It’s been all downhill ever since that sentient SUV crashed into that parade in Wisconsin
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@TheAdvocateMag Did you take the poll at a dragtime story hour at a local pre school??
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@AuronMacintyre It’s almost like group degeneracy brings out awful acts or something
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@VictoryNewsNet “Mr Hands” Ranch
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@artemasyeah @ValidLs Oh shit, that’s hilarious
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@kristenslyric @nypost The community is the reason they have to do that in the first place
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@MayCntnPeanuts @BartTelford @chriswtburke Suicides from business closures and loss of family. Drug overdoses went up. Murder and domestic violence and child abuse rose. But yeah…No one was hurt 🤡
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Liberty Twitter:
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@ChrisMurphyCT After my 8 year old son & I finished scaling the side of the Himalayas, we decided too tune into the caucus & as my son swirled his brandy glass, he scoffed & said “let it all burn”...we’re lying, right? That’s what we are doing?? We’re lying about what convos really took place?
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@maddenifico Now we know why you would tweet this
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Yo I accidentally stumbled into the fucking 80’s with this working pay phone…
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@9mm_smg @stillgray Imagine a short, physically out of shape midwit claiming to defend innocent people like we don’t have eyes
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@ConceptualJames Lol shut up 🤡
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You jerked off on a work zoom call. What’s going on there?
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What's going on in the #Rittenhouse courtroom is appalling. The judge doesn't even understand his own jury instructions? How can he expect the jury to make sense of them?
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