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Not from Earth. Just a wandering memetic life form catching a ride across the galaxy on this rock. All you humans look alike to me. #LockdownTrivia
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This thread now contains hundreds of posts beyond just the state maps, with multiple spotlight projects for every state and territory. There are a few breakages in the thread but I’ve connected them with subtweets, so look for them as a copied post.
I put this together to be
What has Joe Biden done? Every dot on the map is an infrastructure project. Go to the website for the interactive version.
#BuildBackBetter
#Biden2024
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Whatever your feelings about the Trump shooting, it’s worth pointing out that if a Secret Service team can’t protect a presidential candidate, maybe expecting Mrs. Krabappel to protect her 4th grade students from an active shooter is unrealistic.
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An 81 year old man spending his final years trying to make our lives better stood for 90 minutes in front of a revolting human sewage pipe spewing lies — my resolve to reelect him is even greater now.
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BREAKING: The President of the United States has hurt the feelings of the fuck your feelings crowd.
#bidenspeech
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BREAKING: Donald Trump raped teenagers with Jeffrey Epstein
THE MEDIA: YEAH, BUT BIDEN IS TOO OLD!
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The same people who smashed their Keurig machines, lit their Nikes on fire, and supported the blackballing of Colin Kaepernick would like us to know that they are very concerned about “Cancel Culture.”
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Katy Tur: “How are we as journalists supposed to cover someone like Donald Trump?”
Oh, I don’t know, maybe tune into Nicholle Wallace and take some notes Katy.
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I keep reading that MAGAs have installed over 70 loyalists to refuse to certify votes. If that’s true, then we need to know who these people are, and they need to feel the pressure of the entire electorate on their shoulders.
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My Simple Election Strategy:
I can take Bernie for 4 years
I can take Elizabeth for 4 years
I can take Pete for 4 years
I can take Joe for 4 years
I can take Amy for 4 years
I can take Tom for 4 years
I can take Mike for 4 years
I CANNOT take Trump for 4 more years!
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If Republicans can audit the presidential ballots in Arizona and Georgia, then Democrats should be able to audit the senatorial ballots in Kentucky and South Carolina.
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@thetrueshelby
Why do they always dress like they work the electronics section at Best Buy?
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Donald Trump had been indicted on federal charges! — Reply with a gif showing how you feel!
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Drew Barrymore lighting Stephen King’s cigarette at the 1984 premiere of Firestarter.
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@RepMariaSalazar
@SBAgov
@HSBCgop
@HouseSmallBiz
Apparently you tweeted this without realizing your ‘NO’ vote is a matter of public record...
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After four years of fascist autocratic rule by Donald Trump, I really don’t have room in my feed for liberals who want to bash Joe Biden after one month on the job.
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Dear Media — You owe the American people three full weeks of wall-to-wall coverage on Trump’s awful debate performance and how he is unfit to be President and should drop out.
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@harris_wins
Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Chachi are all going to pool their money and get Trump a gift card from Target.
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Rumor has it that Dick Cheney is inviting Kevin McCarthy and Steve Scalise to go hunting with him this weekend...
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@piper4missouri
Did you hear about the mansplainer who drowned in a puddle?
It was a well, actually…
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There are reports that people are quitting Mar-a-Lago and don’t want their names to show up on the membership list. They say there is now a “stench” of sadness about the place.
Not gonna lie, this fills me with glee.
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Not reaching the 70% vaccination goal is not Biden’s failure — it’s the failure of the Republican Party, Fox News, and the Trumpanzees.
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If Lindsey Graham was willing to apply pressure to the state of Georgia to have legal votes tossed out, just imagine what he was willing to do in the state of South Carolina where he was re-elected.
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You know, if 5 and 6 year old kids can cope with active shooter drills, then gun owners can deal with background checks, waiting periods, and red flag laws.
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@fiktionrider
@JohnCleese
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
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Trump’s stock is now in the teens — he just walked in on it in its dressing room…
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The people who did this butchered a journalist, gave Jared Kushner two billion dollars, partnered with Donald Trump to hold golf tournaments, and regularly manipulate the price of oil so that you pay more at the pump.
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What has Joe Biden done? Every dot on the map is an infrastructure project. Go to the website for the interactive version.
#BuildBackBetter
#Biden2024
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BREAKING: This Photo from the surge at the border illustrates the growing danger to America that Republicans warn has become a national crises.
Ah, wait, hold up, so sorry — this is spring break in Florida.
Never mind.
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#LockdownTrivia
What’s a movie with Paul Newman you’d recommend to someone who has never seen any of his films?
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In 18 months I haven’t even caught a cold. I don’t care what the de-wormer folk say, the mask is staying.
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Rudy Giuliani is trying to setup an alternative inaugural ceremony for Trump on January 20th in the restroom of the Congressional EXXON on Massachusetts Avenue. They’re struggling to secure the venue though, because the campaign is out of money and someone stole Rudy’s laptop.
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I’m going to mute this tweet, but I want to clarify that this was never about her clothes. It’s the gun she wears like some wannabe gun slinger. The same gun she wants to bring onto the floor of Congress where she tweeted Nancy Pelosi’s movements during the attack.
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If you see a little less from me the next few days it’s because 2020 ambushed me with a minor heart attack this morning. The docs cleaned out some arteries and fortunately there’s no damage to my heart function. Overall, I’m feeling pretty lucky to be alive right now.
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#LockdownTrivia
Not counting Star Wars, what’s the first movie or performance that comes to mind when you see Mark Hamill?
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The woman who tattooed TRUMP on her forehead is considering legal action after looking in the mirror and discovering the name was written backwards.
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My best little guy left this world today and my heart is broken 💔😭
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#WeirdoTrump
is trending right now. Can you find a photo of
#WeirdoTrump
that is more weird than this weird photo of
#WeirdoTrump
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Dear Jake Tapper: We stopped going high when the media started going low.
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I listened to the full call. It’s a crime spree. Around 58 minutes in, Meadows asks if they would provide them with the state’s voter data. The SoC said they couldn’t; it’s protected by law. Meadows asks if the SoC could deputize some of their people to get around the problem.
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Governor Abbott is gleefully introducing “Patriotic Education” to the Texas school system. Who else finds this chilling?
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Brian Kilmeade competes in “Are You Smarter than a 6th Grader” and demonstrates that he is, indeed, not.
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We just adopted this sweet little girl. She’s only four months old and is in need of a name. What are your suggestions?
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@MarkHamill
If you’re concerned about the senseless killing of animals, do I have a story for you…
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@ValentinaForSOS
@piper4missouri
Not all shitty people are Republicans. But all Republicans are shitty people.
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I like Pete Buttigieg for VP — he’s sharp, he’s a great communicator, he has an even temperament and calm demeanor, and as Transportation Secretary he’s done an excellent job with real world logistical issues. Plus he’s a veteran and he has a strong character.
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@PaulIngrassia
@DrJohnEastman
@ClaremontInst
You guys already played the Birther Card. Please select a new racist card and try again.
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What an awesome sight to see!
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@bigidiot42069
Never tell them why you’re going to be out/late. All they need to know is that you have a personal matter to attend to. It’s none of their business what it is.
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If you’re willing to regulate a uterus but not a firearm, you’re not really pro-life.
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Allen West has tested positive for COVID and is taking Ivermectin. For once, the drug is finally being used for its intended purpose — to treat a giant horse’s ass.
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Imagine if these officers had simply allowed George Floyd to sit on the curb and calm down and gain his composure. They could have offered him water and talked to him like a human being and deescalated the situation. Nothing prevented them from doing that. They're all guilty.
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He died in 1986 as a crew member of the space shuttle Challenger when it exploded over the Atlantic Ocean shortly after liftoff.
#History
#RonaldMcNair
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Is it just me, or does Barron Trump give off Joffrey Lannister vibes?
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Would you be willing to join a class-action lawsuit against Fox News for endangering public health?
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BREAKING: COVID-19 jumps from humans to reptiles as Stephen Miller tests positive for the virus.
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If the Supreme Court rules that a president has absolute immunity, then President Biden should immediately expand the Supreme Court.
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BREAKING: After the driver of a blue Prius drove past Devin Nunes and yelled, “You suck Nunes!”, the congressman has declared that he will be suing Toyota, the driver of the vehicle, and three individuals standing on the corner who laughed.
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I remember when 3000 Americans dying in a day was enough to start a couple of wars and spend trillions of dollars. Now it’s just Wednesday.
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Let's all take a moment to remember those presidents who carried out their duties even when water fell from the sky.
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If Trump allows the Post Office to collapse, it will mean that 600,000 more people will lose their jobs in the middle of a pandemic.
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@laurenboebert
Traffic lights don’t stop ALL accidents…should we do away with those too, Lobotomy Barbie?
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@EhOHSeeLogic
@Logically_JC
“Thou shall have no other gods before me”
Does this apply to children who are Muslims, Hindus, Jews, Atheists, Buddhists? What god are you telling them they can’t put any other gods before?
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@JohnCornyn
And all across the land, from sea to shining sea, Americans everywhere rejoiced and exclaimed, “Hallelujah!”
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@BiblicalBeauty
Dear women who plan on voting for a convicted felon who raped young girls with Jeffrey Epstein —
Eeeeeeeeew! WTF is wrong with you!?!? 🤮
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