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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe

@AbrahamParody

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@AbrahamParody
Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
@BovodioToad @rawsalerts Apparently he had a bad reaction to the meds they gave him, he is a veteran.
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@AbrahamParody
Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@mikekimelman @CollinRugg @WesternLensman @alx The valuation Judge Engoron assigned to Mar-a-Lago is wrong. He used the wrong metric altogether, one that no real estate maven in the know would use to assess a property’s market value. The whole basis of the trial that is beginning today is based on a faulty judgment.
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@AbrahamParody
Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
6 months
@lacertile @iamyesyouareno It got your attention. That’s the point.
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@AbrahamParody
Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
@Rach_IC A legal foundation was forwarded today to assist conservative and minority attorneys with law fare. Judicial Watch only helps the big fish, if we don’t stop this now, there won’t be any solo/small practitioners left to take these cases on.
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@AbrahamParody
Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
9 months
@Rach_IC I’m seeing a trend. The disciplined lawyers sound sane and the lunatic fringe that’s left with a license sound crazier than all get out. And what’s worse, when you read an opinion and still can’t figure out what warranted six months.
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@AbrahamParody
Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@SeanGatton @Travis_in_Flint We can only hope as that would be a bit of justice. I do not take some of the actions lightly, it was serious, but 25 years in federal prison? When ANTIFA and BLM did as much or worse?
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@AbrahamParody
Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
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@ABC7Chicago I moved from HellIllinois. My taxes for the same price house went from $25,000 per year to $3,000. My annual insurance premium went from $8,000 to $1500.
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@AbrahamParody
Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
@FreddieK1776 @rawsalerts I am laughing with him not at him. I hope he gets better. No one got hurt so in several years, this will be funny. I had a reaction to Ambien, sent a profanity laced email at 3 a.m. We still laugh about it. I have no memory of doing it but I don’t take ambien anymore.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
6 months
@cosmicflora85 @Prepare_Connect @MarioNawfal Not a dumb question. All I can tell you is it was not a nuclear blast. When those occur there is an initial flash then the cloud. Not perfect, but should explain - the splitting of the atom is the show
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@AbrahamParody
Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
10 months
@MrsMalindo @simonateba There has been a huge uptick in bar discipline over attorneys speaking out critical of judge’s who behave this way. The public is not objecting, they are getting away with more and more censorship and the public will be next.
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@AbrahamParody
Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
5 months
@JeanneIves I had to flee Illinois. I had a 2500 sq ft home and the property taxes were $25,000 per year!
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@AbrahamParody
Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@Amfirstnewswire @ChicagoContrar1 @ChicagosMayor And the enemy goes from the governors mansion to Springfield to 10 Capitol Building.
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@AbrahamParody
Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
5 months
@ThePatForge @benpdeeter @charliekirk11 @Mighty990KWAM You know, who knows, people are too busy booing him to know. I for one would like to hear what he has to say and THEN DECIDE.
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@AbrahamParody
Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@stxpdx @simonateba If he paid the loan back, why are we wasting time and money on this?
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@AbrahamParody
Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
@sortacooliguess @Sickoft42158988 @chicagotribune Wrong. It is because educated people KNOW that true Democracies turn into dictatorships within 24 hours.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
10 months
@WGNNews Illinois voted for what they deserve, CORRUPTION
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
9 months
@Brandonstheguy @Rach_IC Actually, its more like 250% in some states. The disparity is beyond belief. They literally disbar women for things men are never charged for and then disciplined much more harshly.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
10 months
@JackLombardi @FoxNews I would state that 95% of downstate says no.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@sl_cksp_ce @HenMazzig You and me. I had to stop doing the cases.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@chicagotribune I was one of tens of thousands of Illinoisans who fled the state. Sick of the taxes, crime, corruption and incompetence.
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@AbrahamParody
Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
6 months
@R0b0tSp1der @MarioNawfal As someone who has been present for an above ground nuclear and below ocean nuclear, that was not a nuclear explosion.
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@AbrahamParody
Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@BenMFreeman @DreyfusJames If it means anything, we were just speaking to how unwelcoming it now feels to be Jewish.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
5 months
@_PersianReez @Kahlissee Before that it was the PLO. The better question is why did you build tunnels instead of a booming economy. I’ve been watching this for over 50 years. Why build tunnels and not an economy? Universities?
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@2024DJT2024 @brixwe You touch a hair on my dogs head and we will be at war.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
10 months
@SenSanders Looked like a union bully to me.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
5 months
@amuse I believe you have to open the door if they have a warrant but beyond that nope.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
@Rach_IC Give it a week. We are awaiting 501C3 status, but there sure is a need. And I’m seeing bar malpractice insurance not equipped to deal with law fare. In fact, I have a theory about it.
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@AbrahamParody
Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
9 months
@KEsq123 @YungGodComplex @DecentFiJC @michaelpleahy @Rach_IC @ArizonaSunTimes But what is clearly the problem is that YOU LIE. You have spewed all over Twitter that she was suspended for six months and a day and that is clearly a false statement.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@dmonnin1 @RetiredMod @kylegriffin1 You clearly never studied finance or law.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
7 months
@WGNNews The lack of perceived FAIRNESS is what is driving the story. Not everyone there deserves 15-20 years to life. Do some, likely.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
10 months
@DrilEfdee2015 @brixwe Her father was a WWII veteran and was MORTIFIED at her conduct. Her mother suffered from bi polar disorder and killed herself in Jane’s room. Explains quit a bit.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
@wendyp4545 @Juliesnark1731 Read the 1st Amendment. Right of redress.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
4 months
@dallz_ @LeadingReport 100% she ‘accidentally’ lost that diary. It was her way of freeing herself from her father.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@sl_cksp_ce @HenMazzig I always agree to help but even I have been unprepared for the brutality. I worked 4/19 and 9/11 plus the child trafficking cases. I now limit myself to those who clearly want and need assistance for a short time.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
6 months
@DanScavino Do not vote for Joy Cunningham for the Illinois Supreme Court. She is Ed Burke corrupt.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
@BlockClubCHI So the State of Illinois wants to override a parent’s right to chose for their children. The Peoples Republic of Illinois at it again.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
6 months
@DefiyantlyFree @Ilegvm Do not vote for Joy Cunningham for the Illinois Supreme Court. She is Ed Burke corrupt.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
4 months
@notguiltyCHI @chicagobars I promise you everyone south of the Dan Ryan would agree in a heart beat.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
5 months
@MagicKayD @vishalbhargav_ @libsoftiktok Beautifully said and thank you for another perspective.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
4 months
In 2023, for example, Walmart closed 24 stores in total, up from the originally slated 15. These closures affected 14 states and Washington, D.C., with four stores closing in Chicago and eight closing across the state of Illinois, the most of any state. Wonder why?
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Walmart store closing, auctioning off laptops and flat screen TVs
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@PaulVallas So glad this Lincoln fled. God what a mess.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
@JBPritzker With the crime bill and abortion pill, I see that Illinois population decreased by another 40,000 people. Who do you think is going to pay taxes?
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@academic_la @afagerbakke Loving it. I already know. Let me explain, if the heart of Hamas leadership is barking orders from this location, it only makes sense.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
3 months
@CPD1617Scanner This is so sad. As a point, if you are having this level of dark thoughts, head to the ED and ask for a ketamine treatment. It stops suicidal ideation almost immediately. Additionally they have TMS for depression and other things available.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
4 months
@3Sandy7_ @LeadingReport What does it say about Jill Biden that she failed to protect her children and knew what he was doing. 🤮
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
9 months
@GovPritzker The most dangerous man in Illinois? JB. He locked the state down, destroying lives and businesses while his wife and kids lived in open Florida. Illinois is a crime ridden shit hole.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@chicagotribune Don’t poke the bear and then cry foul when you get attacked.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@JakeSladeUSA @sally_tanner I bet he is a hit with the ladies.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
6 months
@PaulVallas Do not vote for Joy Cunningham for the Illinois Supreme Court. She is Ed Burke corrupt.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
@DaveS041781 @GovPritzker I agree. I feel like the weight of the Democratic monkey raping my wallet is finally off my back.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
6 months
@Chicago_Scanner Do not vote for Joy Cunningham for the Illinois Supreme Court. She is Ed Burke corrupt.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
3 months
@JeanneIves @BreitbartNews Simple, make all those Democrats take in one of those criminals and let the perp share a bedroom with their children. That will fix voting problems.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
@GovPritzker Never been happier to be an EX Illinoisan. Yes you have a lot of momentum to drive people from the state.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
5 months
Another huge Illinois inefficiency, no centralized or common administrative hearing rules and judges. @GovPritzker
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
6 months
@thesonofbran @ClownWorld_ I think your point is well taken, but without knowing the situation, I think it is misplaced.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @Lea_Christina4 @TalkTV Make a third open category. End the debate.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@GregoryDngcfp @Williamjkelly It is why I fled Illinois.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
9 months
@KEsq123 @YungGodComplex @DecentFiJC @michaelpleahy @Rach_IC @ArizonaSunTimes And then from my perspective KEsq123 appears to be bullying Rachael Alexander in violation of the RPC. In fact, I would state that Ms. Alexander has handled the issue far better than you have mam and you appear to be doing it for an improper purpose. @AZStateBar
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
10 months
@CannConActual @dom_lucre He spent two weeks in a mental hospital;
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
@JBPritzker @Think_Big_USA We are a CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
7 months
@ImLivinTheMeme @GovPritzker Hell when I was in downtown Chicago a guy who just arrived couldn’t believe the cost of a pack of cigarettes. I laughed and said welcome to the Peoples Republic of Chicago. He said I’m from China, this place is crazy. Contemplate that.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
10 months
@CPD1617Scanner I never engaged in carjackings between 20-25 and I don’t know anyone who does. Its a violent crime, I’ll judge.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
6 months
@maziehirono Do not vote for Joy Cunningham for the Illinois Supreme Court. She is Ed Burke corrupt.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
10 months
@BdPwll81 @EndWokeness If he severed the carotid artery his chances of survival were slim. Then he likely affected the trachea.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
Sorry, but the judge is wrong and this is how the judiciary gets voted as being corrupt, they get labeled the way people see them.
@CollinRugg
Collin Rugg
8 months
NEW: Donald Trump calls the judge in the E Jean Carroll trial an “animal” for not allowing him to take a day off for Melania’s mother’s funeral. “We asked the judge if I could take a day off for a funeral of my mother-in-law, who was very close to me also. And he said, no, can
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
10 months
@dragonflytoo19 @dom_lucre OK not to be gruesome, but worked in hospital. Lots of two shots to the head to get it done. Its often the gun in the mouth that misses. Not joking
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
5 months
It is time for the Illinois Supreme Court Justices to remember their DUTY. Uphold the Constitution, not their personal beliefs and not mobster Ed Burke’s beliefs.
@JBPritzker
JB Pritzker
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It's time for SCOTUS Justices to remember their duty: uphold the Constitution—not their personal beliefs.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
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@GovPritzker @ILHumanServices @ILDHFS I had to leave Illinois to get proper healthcare. $2500 a month premiums a $40.000 annual deductible. Properly taxes of $25,000 dollars. No thank you.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
3 months
@WallStreetSilv Is there anything likable about that man.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@MikeNew19512115 @justhaina @SAFECUNY Oh, SUNY, get a lawyer and sue for civil rights violation.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
7 months
@WGNNews The CORRUPT Illinois Judiciary convicts a president of the crime of insurrection yet he was never charged. Kangaroo courts all the way.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
10 months
@BradMossEsq Simple, appear remotely
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
6 months
@GovPritzker Right. So let’s tell everyone the TRUTH. The reason there is medical debt is because no one can afford OBAMA care in IL. My premium was $2500 per month w/ a $50k annual deductible.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
@VestStreak @itschamp_here @Morbidful Actually I’ve listed to it a couple of times. I think the quality of the recording isn’t great, but also Denver starts off and Denver then Cash does Cash, and then they realize they have to meet in the middle and sing together in compromise. It is actually an interesting listen
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
3 months
@LMCScanner Would the person missing their arm, please raise their hand? Perhaps that cops wife has finally been found??
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
10 months
@Animalrescue0 @illinoispolicy @ChicagosMayor @jacksonpCTU Every Democratic Mayor has made Chicago a bigger shit hole, now its falling into the lake.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
OMG, is that a Chicago Judge?
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
5 months
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
No mam, you were not judge by the color of your skin, but by the lack of content in your character.
@FoxNews
Fox News
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Georgia DA Fani Willis claims 'improper' relationship accusations are based on race
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
@40thforward This is why you must accept the illegals, thank Pritzker.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
10 months
@PaulVallas True. I had a minority student at uni, who could not read or write first class in graduate school! Passed on by D teachers and arrived in my class unable to read or write. Then I’m to blame? Mother finally got it that they harmed not helped her daughter
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
@Patgibbons1983 @WGNNews @JudyWangWGN @WGNTV Then why is the federal government not doing their job.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
9 months
@DavidJo91753110 @RpsAgainstTrump 100% agree. The military should be equal as to opportunity, but require all who seek to join to meet those all standards. If you can’t you don’t get in
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
8 months
@realMattyScarn @GovPritzker My real estate taxes went from $24,000 per year to $2000. Same priced house. I moved!!
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@MaryVicars7535 @BradMossEsq Agree. And I would take it farther. Its a generational issue.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
4 months
JB’s downtown Chicago Marriott?
@frantruth
Frantruth 🇬🇧
4 months
🔊 Hotel employee and customer just resolving a misunderstanding. 🙄
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
3 months
@LetsbeFrankokay @mr_foghorn @AnnevanLeur @pete_piccolo Do you see Melanie speaking much in public? No. Both she and Barron were instructed to say the least amount possible because the press would make their life a living hell forever. You know kids joking around, stuff
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
10 months
@TheTwilight0 @libsoftiktok I was born in the wrong time.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
6 months
@elonmusk Do not vote for Joy Cunningham for the Illinois Supreme Court. She is Ed Burke corrupt.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
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@BlockClubCHI Do not vote for Joy Cunningham for the Illinois Supreme Court. She is Ed Burke corrupt.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
4 months
Of hiring Perkins Coie, Elon Musk quipped, that will be a mistake I never make again. They engage in identity politics and have been sued repeatedly for discrimination. They don’t recognize anything but the almighty dollar
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
9 months
@MariahWoelfel @chicagobars @SeidelContent What is your take on how far this corruption goes, does it infiltrate the ISC?
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
11 months
@GarBAMzooo @stxpdx @simonateba 3k on a real estate purchase?
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
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@Keam_254 @humuorn_ @PrairieBuilders Oh just what I want, to live in a prison with bars on the windows.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
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@WGNNews Do not vote for Joy Cunningham for the Illinois Supreme Court. She is Ed Burke corrupt.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
9 months
It fits the narrative now.
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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Joe Henderson (43) was gunned down and killed on Black Friday by Jamal Hicks. Joe was the dad of 4 children and was the owner & CEO of the Henderson Ford car dealership. You didn’t hear about this story because it didn’t fit the narrative.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
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@CPD1617Scanner No it’s not how it looks.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
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@sootiekay @LoveMeSomeCats_ @LuluH1234567 @amuse Mike Tyson and she have the same shoulders.
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Abraham Lincoln (Parody)@honestabe
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The Illinois Supreme Court was just sued for being a criminal organization in federal court. Ed Burke is the gift that just keeps on giving.
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