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Father, Investor, Advisor & Author of Confessions of a Wall Street Insider. Financial & Self Mastery. Wartime Consigliere. 🇺🇸 ✡️ ✝️

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Mike Kimelman 🏴‍☠️⚔️
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My book 'Confessions of a Wall Street Insider: A Cautionary Tale of Rats, Feds & Banksters' available now. More info
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@TimRiceARoni @InsaneRealitys Be sure to tell his next of kin.
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@AmiriKing Always a pit bull….
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@AnnLesbyPhD But likely has no problem giving them 5 booster shots of an experimental gene therapy for a virus that doesn’t affect them. #StunningAndBrave
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@jaltucher “While these are all good points, the guy who said it sounds mean…and I’ve heard he is ‘literally Hitler’.
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@bennyjohnson Well at least there’s one judge in America with some integrity and a spine.
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@RealThunder402 @Drebae_ You must be awesome at parties.
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@JesseKellyDC Me getting the reminder call from the CDC to stay home bc I’m not vaccinated.
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“Men...the only oppressor class in history...less educated, more victimized & shorter lives than those they oppress"
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@just_mindy Stories like this are antidotes to blackpilling and make all the difference in the world. ❤️
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@WhiteHouse PPP loans were designed to be forgiven and that was the explicit promise for needlessly shutting down the economy. Student loans were voluntarily taken with the explicit promise that you have to pay it back. My 6 year old grasps this. Why can’t you?
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@dom_lucre MSNBC: ‘White supremacist police officer puts elderly black woman in near death bear hug.’
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@FreeloadFreddy @zerohedge @federalreserve I’ll take Russian trolls over Western propagandists these days. Check the Scoreboard over the last 3 years.
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Yep. Confirmed by several 'sources'.
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@sentdefender Clearly it was the staffers fault. In their defense, they only had 7 days to reanimate a corpse.
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@benjayherr @JoeyMannarinoUS Spent a week in Mexico last year at a friends house. Cooked at home. Dropped 12lbs in 8 days (175lb frame) eating the same regimen just a bit less snacking. The weight was literally pouring off.
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The sad truth is, @alyankovic is a better lyricist than 99% of the rappers out here today. #weirdal #remix #hiphop #whiteandnerdy #smh
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@mcuban Laughable. Most goods and services are up 50-100% in the last 4 years. Wages up a fraction of that. But keep shilling.
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@ChrisMurphyCT Lmao. Yeah, I'm sure it had nothing to do with the Fed raising rates at the fastest level in history. Describe for us what part of the bill actually lowered inflation and give us one piece of data or evidence to support it.
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@KanekoaTheGreat The dam is breaking. One whistleblower brings forth 4 more. 4 bring 40. The Doomsday clock for Biden and his family of criminals and apparatchiks is approaching midnight.
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@ComicDaveSmith “You’re not going to convince me with all these facts and studies bc the talking head on TV told me it works and my friends would excommunicate me if I disagreed.”
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@loggyrhythm @MarioNawfal One has likely nothing to do with the other. Prigozhin is an ultranationalist who despises the West and would level Kiev if he was in charge. Close to zero chance he’d cut a deal with the CIA.
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@JordanSchachtel Terrible quarterback protection. Should’ve drafted some SEC standouts for that offensive line.
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@OliLondonTV What are the odds he already had a record and should have been in jail when it happened?
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@UnMaskdMarauder @AmiriKing Time for the ANTI-Sharpton approach. These companies donated tens and hundreds of millions to BLM, Pride and other woke outfits. Time to send equal amounts to veterans groups, pro-free speech and other pro-America causes. Words too cheap at this point.
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@AlexBerenson DOJ didn’t bat an eye when Bill de Blasio laundered $850M thru his wife that she couldn’t account for later. And yet, $100K in business class upgrades…
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@amuse Pink hair is tip-off. She voted for this time and time again. You get what you vote for.
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@worldranking_ @InternetH0F Israel by far the highest. Also conveniently missing.
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@JordanSchachtel This is why most of these people never stick their neck out and dare to engage in public debate. Bc they’re nearly all frauds playing the regulatory capture and grant game and if they had a light shined on them their whole careers would evaporate overnight.
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@DC_Draino Erik Prince needs to be somewhere on the defense/intelligence side.
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@realchrisrufo This is where the Left draws its line.
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@lsferguson Kyle Rittenhouse got 10x the coverage for blasting a couple of ped0s. 🤔
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@greg_price11 @JammieWF The entire Sikh community (and all decent local residents) should make their presence known outside police HQ and the DA’s office. Enough of this.
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@RWMaloneMD BREAKING NEWS: Capitol Physician clears her to continue with her Senate duties...
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An FBI Swat team dragged me out of my house in handcuffs at 5am w/guns drawn in front of my wife & 3 young children over a $30K trade. Can someone explain to me how the DOJ hasn’t extradited or interrogated @SBF_FTX yet when he’s responsible for $8B in ‘missing’ client funds?🤔
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@ScottAdamsSays RULE 5: “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.”
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@zerohedge The easiest hack out there is to see what you’re not permitted to talk about. That’s where the treasure is hidden.
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@jazmin0809 Disinformation = Truth I don’t like
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@neal_katyal Even better was Justice Thomas dunking on her. He is a national treasure.
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@JUNlPER He should’ve hosted it on Truth. All 8 people there could’ve tuned in seamlessly.
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@EpsilonTheory If you saw those numbers this AM in a vacuum and were told nothing else about current rates or recent economic history, you’d believe the Fed was about to embark on a sustained rate hike campaign to cool inflation.
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@Spriter99880 Zelensky sending that Venmo request as we speak...
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@julie_kelly2 In a real country with a real legal system, every agent and prosecutor involved with this travesty would be fired and lose their license to practice law.
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@jemelehill The majority of Asians have a good work ethic, value education, and have two parent families. Why would they need ‘help’ from the permanent black underclass of ‘victims’? Short answer - they don’t…and never have.
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@drawandstrike It’s not complicated. This was a broad, “Get out of jail free” card for past crimes, current crimes and future crimes yet to be discovered. We live in a clown world.
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@Cernovich They could have also had Vijaya and Yoel testify before Congress and they’d both be facing perjury and criminal contempt charges now like Bannon.
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@leekern13 Zero evolution or advancement in 4000 years.
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@SoSo__Def @ecommercewolf Who cares what he’s playing? Total shitbag move to think anyone else wants to hear your f’n music. Invest in a pair of headphones like a decent human being.
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@carrieunderwood said it best, 'There's not enough rain in Oklahoma to wash the sins out of that house.' #Hillary
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@ccdeditor @PaulIngrassia lol. If he wasn’t looking at him the judge would scold him for averting his gaze.
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@Itsjoeco @balajis The Feds? No one hates the Feds more than me. But the Feds didn’t ‘borrow’ customer deposits to fill trading losses (FTX) or put together a mismatched bond portfolio (SVB).
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@ScottAdamsSays Just got an email from my bank saying multiple suspicious and repetitive transactions on one card. Suspending til I contact them. I purchased coffee this morning. That’s it. 🤔
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@Tr00peRR Can you “steal” something if you haven’t left the store yet?
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@KeenanPeachy This 1000x. Grew up in the Reagan 80s Southern California. Limitless possibility and optimism. Night and day.
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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ & #1 on Amazon!, 🙏 thanks for all the support! #InsiderTrading #WallStreet #HedgeFund #Confessions
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@PeterRQuinones I’m too lazy to do it myself.
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Remember when the government unintentionally, incompetently or deliberately destroyed hundreds or thousands of small businesses and drove sales at big box retailers like Target and Walmart to all time highs with their Covid response?
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@StopAntisemites @HeschelSchool That’s like 2 Klansmen being hired to teach at a historically black college. ‘Tolerance’ is not a suicide pact.
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@DeAngelisCorey Guess “Live Free or Die” is just a marketing slogan.
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@realstewpeters Reminds me of the scene in the first Indiana Jones film. Try that in Texas…
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@TIME Just disgusting. From a risk-reward standpoint, this is repulsive and criminal.
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@CBSNews So the people that elected Hamas and then danced and celebrated over the rape and murder of thousands of civilians….should be resettled here???
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@Cernovich I entertained the idea of getting a bike for a minute when my kids were young. My father verbally grabbed me by the back of my neck and said, “Remember one thing when you wake up and go to sleep…it’s not about YOU anymore.” Wisest man I’ve ever met and can’t imagine what it
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Says the man who paid $30B in fines for his firm's criminal activities since 2008, or half of Bitcoin's market cap
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@Tomko_1 @JackPosobiec More like the “Ghost of Burger King” 👑
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@LauraLoomer When it’s everybody else who is “disloyal”, “incompetent”, a “bad person” and on and on, maybe it’s time to look in the mirror. You’d be hard pressed to find a candidate that’s been a bigger failure the last 5 years than Trump.
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@ezraklein @minakimes Lol! Things that are not a problem right now: ISIS Things that are a problem: Non-gluten free snacks.
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@RealJamesWoods Exactly. Imagine if they had that level of passion for closing the border, stopping the Ukraine money laundering machine, or working for every day blue collar Americans.
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@EdKrassen She showed you the evidence yesterday. Evidence the FBI tried to bury for years.
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@Travis_in_Flint Next witness is a waiter at a nearby restaurant who claims Trump only left a 15% tip…
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@JackPosobiec $100M for Christians and the unvaccinated seems excessive.
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@jonfromla @icecube Is there a softer breed of man in existence than the LA white liberal? If so, I’d love to hear it.
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@racheljulie @NYGovCuomo More like your hospital failed you. Then your city. Then your state. Finally the Feds. That’s the responsibility chain. And I’m sure you know that but chose to make a political point.
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@GoldingBF I’ll take the Rooftop Koreans any day.
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@chasehealy @JackPosobiec 3 words. Pew. Pew. Pew.
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@TRHLofficial @BarbMcQuade It's like Bill Clinton writing a book on fidelity.
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@AmiriKing God bless Florida.
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@TheJRSteele @Cernovich @DonaldJTrumpJr News flash - property tax appraisal is not set by the owner, and never is as much as FMV.
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Reinstate the draft immediately. No exemptions. Women too. The war drums and cheerleading will cease instantly.
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@ConceptualJames She deserves to be tried. They all do.
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@mizzpeeps1 @CollinRugg You sound like a prime candidate for today's military.
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@matt_levine And yet every time I hire a law firm they do a conflicts check against a database of past and present clients and opposing parties…
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@GrageDustin Sweet! Hopefully your chosen city council member can do something about the 4M illegals walking into the country every year.
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@AmiriKing “Professor” 🤦🏻‍♂️ $80K a year to be taught by people that don’t understand basic private property concepts. Nice investment.
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@VivekGRamaswamy It’s amazing that what used to be ‘common sense’ now is considered radical.
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@NuanceBro “Remember when I took the experimental shots and now have negative efficacy, heart issues and turbo cancers running rampant and you didn’t bc you thought they were magnetic and are now perfectly healthy?” 😂😂😂 Yeah, that’s some burn right there.
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@JacobBaime @GalG____ @SyracuseU The caption on their Instagram page 🤡😂 “Threatening a student” and “physically menacing them.”
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@MichaelGuimarin @elonmusk Man, this tweet is like a mosquito zapper for jealous, pathetic haters and regime bots. Brings to mind Roosevelt’s ‘The Man in the Arena” quote.
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@OdessaJack1 @VDAREJamesK Forgiveness is different than demanding non-prosecution.
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@Davei_Boi @tomselliott @AymanM Except on every point he made.
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@MarinaMedvin @ScottAdamsSays That’s nothing. Can he do this?
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@Kasparov63 Little known fact: the literal translation of #Zaporizhzhia is “Gulf of Tonkin”
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@HuskiesLiberty @MrAndyNgo @UW Agree. As long as it works both ways. It hasn’t.
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@Cernovich Other than the racial bullsh*t, she's not wrong. This isn't a hypothetical 'threat' - it's endemic to that job and an invasion of privacy. If you're prosecuting killers and cartel members, this is leverage. And yes, the same courtesy should be extended to every American.
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@Cernovich Doctors are some of the least open-minded or innovative people out there. Most of them don’t even stay abreast of research in their field. Ask a Dr about T therapy, supplements or eastern medicine and 9 out of 10 will dismiss out of hand if they werent taught it in med school.
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@JennyErikson I’m old enough to remember when repeated testing for something you have no symptoms of was called hypochondria.
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