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@Abbykl1

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@Abbykl1

2 years

Season 2 of White Lotus would be so different if Portia had watched Love Island and knew to stay away from men from Essex.

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@Abbykl1

5 years

@paulbensonsucks @ShutUpAndrosky I didn’t have ‘Chuck E. Cheese is a front organization’ on my quarantine bingo

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@Abbykl1

1 year

rest in piss, bozo.

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2 years

@OsaKuPhD I hate you. I went almost three years without ever knowing this existed.

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5 years

@KlNGCAIT @annur_widener The horse.

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2 years

@cheidu @jadethetrapper What an absolute unit. It looks like a sentient zucchini fritter. 10/10 frog.

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@Abbykl1

4 years

@marielleheller “live by the Squidward filter, die by the Squidward filter”

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4 years

@jayemariie @elsyguevara The default dad angle 😂.

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@hijadenoche @fuccbitchz the kid when he was 9.

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@Abbykl1

5 years

@betneegarsia @bgcslave when you realize that Kim’s KKW body foundation does transfer.

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4 years

“Mommy Milky” is trending and it’s NOT about this giant 9’ 6” vampire milf from Resident Evil Village?? impossible.

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3 years

@mitskilled Do you think the real Jake Gyllenhaal showered before going to that party?.

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4 years

@SantoDinero @loisoliviaj idk probably internalized misogyny, self-hatred, and the fact that they’re gross judgmental people.

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5 years

@chrissyteigen Peanut Butter better watch out.

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@CandiceIsLoved do ya’ll think when he cries himself to sleep, his bbl jiggles?.

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4 years

@marioknowIes not to mention the fact that he's closer in age to his own children and step-children than her 🤢.

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@RhodeToLove Australia is never going to let her live that down.

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5 years

@elviscarr17 @whosalex @RarePalma fr, whomever made that glass should use this for their advertising.

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4 years

@Nyarenee2 @redsunO21 I mean, what do you expect from a family that’s been marrying their cousins for hundreds of years because they’re so obsessed with this dumb shit. Not to mention, those N*zi ties run deep (Edward VIII & the Marburg files; three of Prince Philip’s brothers-in-law too).

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@hunteryharris the girlies are FIGHTING!

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@codyfly1 @mightbetatiana He punches drywall and she breaks his TVs with a baseball bat.

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@elijahdaniel @jovanrisen

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@spectorcorpse idk how to explain it, but he looks 10 years younger AND 10 years older at the same time. .

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@cari_mclellan @harrymedicine0 RIP Polyvore; gone but not forgotten 💔.

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@Abbykl1

5 years

Cheers I’ll drink to that bro @ericandre

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@tepni @jaboukie Mangos are the superior fruit.

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@MissDarcei It’s giving “one night around 2pm in the summer around Christmas time” 😂.

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4 years

@musafirani a British carbonara sounds like an italianx hate crime.

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5 years

@zoomerhippie @prettyboydad No, he’s Italian.

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@ycsm1n since when's it been illegal to be a silly goose?.

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@KikiWylin @puffdaughter @nihilisims Grimes consumed her essence through the internet & essentially trapped her soul on someone’s 2013 Tumblr profile’s archive page.

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3 years

@iamcardib dude’s just vibing on his surfboard, watching it sink like he’s Rose on that broken door watching the Titanic sink

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3 years

@ozjimbob @HollanderAdam here, fixed it for you:

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5 years

@Justyope321 @KEEMSTAR Elon Musk, the ONLY Minecraft youtuber*^^.

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5 years

You know this bitch Amy Cooper fucked up when her name, the company she worked for, ‘fire her’, #KarenStrikesAgain, ‘Munchhausen’, ‘Emmit Till’, and ‘Administrative Leave’ all started trending in the US because of her racist and harmful actions.

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4 years

@IanBWright @thiccdumperr @Less_HumbleTeej

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4 years

@dovenymph (heads up for those who don’t know, Google your @ to see which articles used your tweets).

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@Abbykl1

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@lilgrapefruits I kind of want to know who’s paying her for film reviews.

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@Abbykl1

2 years

screw your big three, what did you get on the Barbie test?

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@racheldenav @arborheart That’s what happens when you get in because your parents donated a tennis court and not because of your grades.

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4 years

@666tartagIia @piods Welcome to Watch Mojo, today we'll be counting down the top 10 moments captured before disaster struck.

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4 years

@scilla_sue @hrtfeIt icing on the cake.

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@Abbykl1

5 years

@CartuneNetwerk @TonyDeltt More than 3 numbers & you know it’s a bot.

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4 years

@expivyprofen @qthacancer not the baby wig 😭.

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3 years

@avndrev Cassie just set the women’s rights movement back 200 years.

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@united @NyleDiMarco

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3 years

@elidabarbiee @yonceir exactly! In my mind she’s still a lil 3 year old. These paparazzi photos got me feeling old asf.

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@lindxeey @hereisbosco

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@simply_lay_ @markeetamescudi people on Tik Tok really sharing their deepest darkest secrets for 15 minutes of fame.

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@arthfobic I can hear Blue on the bus ride back saying “Grandma, did you get lost AGAIN?”.

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@qt_uncut @WrittenByHanna a mood

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3 years

@AuthorJulie The Netflix dialogue reads as if someone had to quickly summarize the whole book for their friend, who hadn’t read it, right before an AP English pop quiz on the book.

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4 years

@_DionneWarwick Oh no.

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4 years

@RobinghamKusch time for a new jeopardy board with all the categories being about crimes the U.S. has committed.

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@rejectedhannah the collective trauma we as a planet experienced watching season 4 episode 8 live.

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@MrJames_Casey let's not forget about all of the anti-v*x parents bringing back almost-eradicated diseases & giving their children death sentences.

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@imcoolalright_ we still have John David Washington, Bryce Dallas Howard, Zoë Kravitz, and Alexander Skarsgård.

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@vulture Adam Driver somewhere after hearing the news

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@puthylover4 @jaboukie Choir kids are probably more annoying, but most of them are musical theater kids too.

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@CINT0RU

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@gofinurself @_Juanitoss @scottshotpot The bi in bible stands for Bisexual.

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@reelandroll @ZoeRoseBryant I definitely put a little too much time into this

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@thechuuzus I hate that this is cut off 😫 I really want to know how many Juicy Couture outfits Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint own

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@RealBravoholic

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@MangoRepublica @PageSix who's gonna get custody of the clay?.

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@tiarettee whenever my plants start acting up, I think of this meme

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@arian_earthling @KimKardashian never seen a pomegranate with so few seeds before. .

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@MikeDrucker a single tear falls down my cheek as I toss my Bobson Dugnutt jersey into the bonfire.

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@70Ceeks he found out that France doesn’t run on Dunkin 💔

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@prettyboydad Jovan is if Jaboukie never got his account back each time he was suspended.

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@acechhh that man was created by a team of comedy writers, there’s no way he’s a real person.

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Grey Worm @ everyone in Westeros this entire episode #GameofThrones

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@diandrasdiandra Syd’s got the power of god & anime on her side.

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@Raeequaza By the time she has a Britney-sized meltdown, she'll prob have even less hair than Britney did.

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4 years

@HamillHimself The White House when Biden moves in:

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@BGR super gonorrhea is the icing on the shit cake that is 2020.

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@BJStrongArmAHo please please please everyone vote in your local elections for propositions/measures and local officials.

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@bigfatmoosepssy @LilideathDeetz @goodluckcuck . they did what?.

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@Chainbody

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@THR . this isn’t a “both sides” type of situation

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@anadoluagency You know the US is the laughing stock of the world when Turkey starts trolling them.

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@PageSix Hayden Christensen somewhere punching a wall.

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@jaboukie This energy right here 😂

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@RohitaKadambi Michael C Hall in the Dexter flashbacks

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@whyrev I mean dig me a grave at this point.

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@christopherXCI_ @jadethetrapper

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@wistxbon @rafagar10 @kdr1897

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@gmacho there are more black turtlenecks on a zoom call than I’ve seen in person during quarantine. I’m half expecting Andy Warhol to rise from the dead and join the call too.

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@Teresasbabyhair I just know Reba is somewhere blasting this at full volume.

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@ok_girlfriend this one's super metal: wearing the shells of deceased sea urchins

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@DennisxBrown @DiscussingFilm How musty did he have to be to send Jay Z into a depression right on the court?.

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@ghostofhunterst @aparnapkin I’d be down for a lot of depression naps & innovations in food delivery services.

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@yasutoky @ladygaga I can’t wait for her to research Adam Driver’s family tree to tell him what % italian he is.

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@promnetflix

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@RaggaJani @birdsofpreys Imagine thinking you made $$$$ off of Usher just to realize you’ve been robbed after he’s already gone.

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@Jackstilgoe live footage of the captain trying to move the ship:

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@jaboukie “I can’t get hard unless you cover your entire body with a bedsheet.”.

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@gretagerwigflew those Peppa Pig checks hadn't hit her bank account yet, and she had one last chance to make HERstory.

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@girlbosskenroy OKAY grandpa’s got bars.

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