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a witch is a practitioner of witchcraft. a wizard obtains magic through study or object. a warlock obtains magic through demonic (demon/dæmon/spirit) means . a sorcerer is innate to magic and summons it without tooling. none require gender and all change depending on the author.
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5 years
But can we talk about yet again how the Prince of Egypt is the greatest animated film of all time?.
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1 year
no I’m fucking cackling 😭
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@BeyLegion
BEYONCÉ LEGION 𐚁
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Beyoncé & Meryl Streep. 🤍 . #GRAMMYs
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the 90s was so fun and weird— rampant homophobia and a community in crisis but everywhere you turned there was RuPaul 🌚.
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gio (dont forget the ella) 💋🩸
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Ru was and is so cunty it’s so crazy
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She wasted too much time on civilians and shoulda been working on taking out the big dogs.
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your unpopular opinions on hama
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Emily: Are you wearing the Ch—. Andy: The Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.
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She would have been one hell of a pink ranger.
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Raven Symone circa. 2004
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we literally do
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nomonstro elizasue = noman.bsky.social
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AMERICANS DON'T HAVE A QUEEN ?!?!!!?!!.
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Black faces in high places are loyal to the high places and not the Black faces.
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YEE — and I cannot stress this enough — HAW.
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bringing this back
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The Princess & The Frog
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I’m tripping or do Rochelle Aytes & Margot Robbie look like the black & white versions of each other?
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walk with me
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@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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Who would you like to see cast in the third ‘KNIVES OUT’ movie ‘WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY’?
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3 costumes changes, 2 songs, 1 superstar.
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Victoria Monét Updates
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Full performance of Victoria Monét performing On My Mama and Alright at the BET Awards #BETAwards .
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@jadethetrapper 🧙🏽‍♂️
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@FirstGentleman You mean sell?
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@Fourens__ Elliot Stabler be like
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@smknsunflowers Pops was like that’s cute but we talkin about me right now 😂.
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@Getthebagcoach well at this age you can switch their names at least 3 times before it’s an actual problem 😅😂.
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Emma Frost on the way to fight for marginalized children:.
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Women, what is stopping you from dressing like this?
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absolutely.(and married)
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@PresidentPat
Patrick, not Pat
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Is Colman queer? Cuz I’m crushing real bad.
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@browningisland now streaming on tubi.
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@ihatefilmmajors He said:
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@InThierry Jokes on you if you expected any different 😂.
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@IChoseViolences Me as a +1 who knows no one but my date but hype as hell 🤣
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“Tweet not sent”
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@JuicyBodyGodde1 she ate that red up but meemaw said no ma’am 🤣 that purple is gorgeous and appropriate and has pockets and she was glowing in it 🙌🏽.
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Y’all don’t wanna stay inside, you don’t want to wear a mask, you don’t want to social distance, and you don’t want to take the vaccine.
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@CoochieReloaded Abuelito at the wedding like:
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@scifichick25 This reminds me of:
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@with_practice If you gonna do it then DO IT 😆.
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you’re boring. this is haute couture editorial.
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@JoytotheG All the ones in the movie.
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A backup dancer
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who is more likely to call you a monkey first?
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set it up
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Which pairing of Black actors/actresses would you love to see in a love story together?.
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@zorascreation Boots!.
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SHE’S PERFECT
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1 year
no matter how valid the conversation can be, it all always sounds like “why don’t white boys want me? 😪” .a desire for white approval is a reinforced expectation but that’s the real issue that could use the focus.this goes for everyone, honestly. whiteness is not the standard.
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This RIGHT here. The word “jarring” is just a knife through my heart.
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Kelendria said,. Bass • Hi-hat • 808
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@OhHappyKayy That’s her ancestors swooping in on momma like WHY YOU AINT TEACH THIS CHILD THE LANGUAGE OF POH POH & GUNG GUNG YET??.
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well actually
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The couple that you liked the most from these 2023 projects tells what type of gay you are ✨
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Finally muting. Remember to join your local DnD campaign and read a book or two but whatever you choose, log off babe. It’s time. 💋.
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@furyofthegodz disgusted & unamused
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Post a picture of a cartoon you don't think many people will remember.
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Free Ranch
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Post a picture of a cartoon you don't think many people will remember.
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@KingEgo and was.
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@aura0fjay a spiritualist who seeks to access god.
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@hacimrants This drink is 99.99% effective against covid.
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@_Six8thegreat white cubans who didn’t like black/brown cubans fled cuba to florida and it ends up that they don’t like black/brown non-cubans either 🤣.
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@mayascade It’s her commitment to this horrendously awkward improv-night-at-the-student-union ass moment that has me in awe 😂.
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she’s written for Diddy, Ariana Grande, Fifth Harmony, T.I., Chris Brown— Blackpink since y’all wanna platform k-pop so damn bad— since 2010 but it’s “too early”. yeah okay….
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Victoria Monet reveals her team was told it’s “too early in her story” to perform at the #VMAs
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the rest of the team who didn’t get fired who also made the show and already got approved for seasons 2 and 3 seeing these tweets:
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Ma$on
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I hope Disney had @BeauDemayo on the phone first thing this morning and hired him back because I need the next session of X-Men 97 right now!
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And here we are, 30 years old drinkin dark liquor listening to 12 year old Monica.
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monica was 12 years old sounding like she was a fed up 30 year old drinking dark liquor.
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drop an actor who was absolutely perfect in their role
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Drop an actor who was absolutely perfect in their role.
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that vest was hiding milkers??.
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another day down.
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I’m tired of subtlety .Y’all need to bring back The Eternals folk
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@HeezieThe if this is awakening then please go back to sleep.
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@BuddyNoLove When she runs, her hair looks like flames and that is absolute perfection 🔥.
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@mce1201 An icon
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The Emma Frost Spring Collection.
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@orbgoddess @trashassdick Mars for the win yet again !
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@CleoElisse Thank you
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@Perfectopat_ Of all tracks he tryna talk shit on Cuff It??
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I can get behind Lion King and Spirited Away. But y’all saying Sherk is better?? Flagrant disregard for taste. Send me a $1 if you think The Prince of Egypt is better. 😘 $chrilliams. Log off of Twitter if you think Shrek is better. 🥴.
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Wealth redistribution.
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@queersocialism I once gave a talk at a college and they introduced me as their ancestor— I was 27 and wasn’t dead.
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@TorainCamron If she’s so damn tired then let that local baker go back to his kids 😆. I also didn’t say take on the entire fire nation— I said take out some of the big dogs— like fuck up some plans, not these nobodies !.
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11th Generation Rootworker & Midwife.Happy Hoodoo Heritage Month from Jennifer Kale.#AgathaAllAlong
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@Lov_ME_or_Hate I don’t care about winning or losing (but look where bloodbending lands us in lok)— I care about being effective 😆.
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@BlckBolex she is skillful and passionate and talented and knowledgeable— she is a perfect actor.
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@KeIIyPriceJr What the fuck is happening???
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@Montez_BBA well someone’s got to
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Beyoncé. Morehouse. Rumi. My Heart! 🙌🏽 🐝 #HOMECOMING
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I’m this old.
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bluesky: @shannonmichele
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i’m this old.
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@jiggyjayy2 2nd place:
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@OfficialSampson *laughing from zone 4*
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@tayfitch Like #JusticeForHama but I ain’t taking to the streets for the old Betty 😭.
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@SomaKazima i don’t know who tf she think she talkin to but we can both get put on this no-fly list together
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@RIINASTYY When the racism funny I be
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@IsntThatBAWSE This is brilliant and honestly you’re super fucking talented. RIP to your cousin and may he live on thru this gesture.
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@isit_branson I’m certain that gay Reese Witherspoon was not expecting how chaotic this got.
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I have met these women countless times and she is absolutely correct 😆 . The worst wigs.The worst makeup.Looks like she shops in the costume department of the worst single season soap opera you’ve ever seen.And she has more money in her purse than all of Burundi.
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Not this is the blueprint 😂😂😂
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2 years
@TAEHYONCE_ lol with this response, she’s definitely an aries 🤣.
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4 years
Imagine if Twitter had a “nope, someone already tweeted that. try again” feature💀.
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2 years
@Da_mirror91 quick google:.85% of recorded serial murderers in the US are male. 80-90% of recorded pedophiles in the US are male. ~99% of recorded rapists in the US are male. you not wrong, a son in this culture with stats like these— terrifying.
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@jarretthill join a dnd campaign soon 😂.
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BOTUS watching us scramble right now
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obviously
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Hanna-Barbera ScreenCaps
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What’s y’all favorite Powerpuff Girl?
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Frostitutes we finna eat!.
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Back in her panties in public era……… we r so up
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@Dreyacassie Y’all love some anti-Blackness.
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“I support you niggas doin your young nigga things but it is not for me.” — @crissles.
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@Im_Not_DeliverT @DeaPierre I wanted those got damn elephants so bad!.
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Bey started her gratitude list of innovators with Sister Rosetta Tharpe— yeah act iii could be gospel, could be r&b, could be rock but what it will be is all 3.
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The Mummy & The Mummy Returns were in constant rotation in my home.
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sorry but the girlies don’t give fight scenes like these anymore
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whitney houston cree summer. 🤝🏽. the voice.
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@TheGreatIsNate Oh, baby…it ain’t quiet 😂
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