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narmen //2nd acc: neauxmaughn //IG instnoman//🟦☁️ noman . bsky. social
London, England
Joined March 2013
Michaela's firing was a shock. Seems to have had the most bankable plan. However one of the best exits ever. "£4000, No mates rates" 😂 #TheApprentice.
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I hate that Graham Norton is on stage rn because we're severely missing him criticising/mocking the country hosts during the votes reveal #eurovision.
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People calling it a millennial meme party but maybe, MAYBE it just makes more sense to go as an older meme from a time where memes were widespread and recognisable even to people not terminally online lol. Having to explain niche micro memes of 2023 to everyone is not fun lol.
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Just saw Kelly Rowland at Hoopla, she was amazing and soooooo stunning!!! Like I was cheesing so hard all set like LOOK AT HER!!!! can't wait to see her sis tomorrow
Kelly Rowland & Beyonce will be making history this weekend. 15+ years into their solo careers both will be in London, UK performing on some of the largest stages the UK has to offer. Beyonce will be on her #RenaisanceWorldTour while Kelly is Headlining #MightyHooplaFestival 🐝💎
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pinkpantheress really can do no wrong .
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I need everyone to stfu about queer-baiting, because this was always going to be the inevitable conclusion for a lot of people. People, especially young people, shouldn't feel forced to come out when they aren't ready just to satisfy your own insecurities.
Heartstopper’s Kit Connor comes out as bisexual, saying he’s forced to come out after accusations of queer-baiting.
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AMERICANS DON'T HAVE CHRISTMAS CRACKERS?!?!!!?!!.
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@NHSMillion Of course she did, I'm guessing it was a threat to sue (yet she hates cancel culture lol).
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me watching Great British Bake Off in 2021:.
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THE WAY WE ATE (burgies and CHIPS).FINALLY met up w my fellow londonkuobaj britkuobaj deseeikuobaj member @anj_s96 a couple weeks ago. would never have met had it not been 4 this community @eeeeikuob4j thanks bruv
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LMFAOOOO she really threw in her grandma's sari is older than Israel shade 🤭.
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My mate that works at the palace told me she used to just throat it in one go so idk.
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So true bestie
My favorite part of Normans American tour is him looking so excited for all the mundane American things like Americans get excited when they see monuments and shit in other countries. Like he photographed that slushie like he went to Champagne and picked out the wine himself 😭.
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i, Noman, am currently eating biryani for my 30th birthday. my mum made it
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Was SOOOOO lovely to finally meet @kahinini after 2+ years of knowing her via deseikuobaj 🥺🥺🥺 rumour has it she flew all the way to London JUST to see me! @aidanbackwards was cool seeing you too but we've met before init lol
Meeting 3ikuo oomf for the first time today I'm excited.
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I think it's pretty unfair that the main thing all of Joanna's interview has focused on arguments. Not surprised she cried #TheApprentice.
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EXACTLY!!! everyone calling it a win for male victims is missing the point that it was NOT a trial to prove abuse took place but a trial to decide whether one defamed the other by speaking out about abuse. A horrible precedent was set last night.
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Very apt rn considering I'm seeing well meaning white people do their usual "an immigrant saved my life in the NHS" nonsense. Immigrants don't need to prove their worth to be treated like humans.
9 years ago, Kelly Osbourne failed to make a point against Donald Trump in 'The View'
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didn't he tell his then wife that he'd have a vasectomy and she should get sterilized, SO SHE DID! and then they broke up and he had kids with his next partner? idk if it's relevant I just wanted to point out he's always been gross.
Ne-Yo says parents have forgotten what the role of a parent is:. “I just personally come from an era where a man was a man and a woman was a woman. And there was two genders and that's just how I rocked. You could identify as a goldfish if you feel like, that ain't my business,
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Ok nvm this is the final attempt the rest never happened
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Had some lovely Ethiopian food the other day
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AMERICANS DON'T HAVE A QUEEN ?!?!!!?!!.
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march was a wonderful month and it was all thanks to these lovely people (not to mention the ones I forgot to get pics with) who I first met on this blue app and ended up flying across the pond to see 🥹
Just once I'd like a story where people meet their online friends and it's the best thing that's ever happened to them JUST ONCE PLEASE.
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#NewProfilePic goodbye cutiepie, hello hetbaiting era . (I will not be changing my display name at this time)
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n=mc² the nomancipation of nono: taco bell edition round 2
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Today's #EastEnders was so brilliant!!! Handling the topic of rape so well, showing all the viewpoints (right and wrong) to help the people on the wrong side understand.
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feeling low and craving attention can I get some love for my #NewProfilePic Idk why I'm choosing this one I just like it lol
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WHAT RHE FUCK IS HAPPENING LMFAOOOOO.
editing noman into a famous tv show or movie everyday till I forget. everything everywhere all at once
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a reminder that transphobia is harmful for *** 🙄 people as well as trans!!! god I hate this app
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noomfapalooza GRAND FINALE LOL I had a 4.5 hour layover in LA on my way back so these amazing people drove all the way down to the airport to spend a couple of hours w me and introduce me to in-n-out lol. Appreciate them all so much ❤️❤️❤️
noomfapalooza grand finale pending.
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Just had loads of Punjabi food be jealous
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@kittyscottclaus Just checked your tweets to see where you criticised David Beckham for being an ambassador for Qatar. but you didn't. So what's the difference here? Qwhite interesting.
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Bold of you to assume I'd be up at 12pm on a Tuesday.
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got a text from a straight male friend yesterday telling me they saw this pic and I look amazing, and one from another telling me my skin looks great. I really ate this huh.
31 never looked so good (don't Google Zayn Malik or Ariana Grande pls)
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I really liked the touch with Patrick's story. Made the point that traditionally the man would 'woo' the woman until she gives in, and everyone watched on with smiles like this was admirable. Times have changed, women are standing up for themselves #Eastenders.
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You mean the world's biggest McDonald's? 🇺🇲
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Just spent an hour picking blackberries growing wild in my garden only for my mum to come home with two packs from the supermarket 🙂
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got a haircut and saw a horse in london today but not that one
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I'm following the wrong people why is this how I find out people die now.
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LGBTQ (let's get beans on toast queen).
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the way he had gabrielle shocked. iconique methinks.
Multi-Hyphenate and Australia Enthusiast Jaboukie Young-White astutely identifies Australian animals for Disney’s #StrangeWorld
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YESSSss jaboukie let's goooooooooooo.
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I LOVE THIS ONE.
editing noman into a famous tv show or movie everyday till I forget. succession
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I now understand why Indians in America love taco bell so much.
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somehow oomfs flight was 5 mins apart from mine so oomf and I caught a train oomfgether to the oomfport then had oomflunch at the oomfport before our oomflights ❤️❤️❤️ @jonathanarn_
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