elijah daniel
@elijahdaniel
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music & chaos. LIL PHAG. the antichrist. etc. mgmt: [email protected] … 🌶️🔗 ⬇️
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🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump to appoint Elijah Daniel as the Head of Heterosexuality
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this man had his full government name AND job in his bio and decided to talk crazy to me on instagram at 5am and already lost his job before 9am lmaoooo . you trumpy mfrs need to worry less about immigrants taking your job away, i’ll do it first.
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i saw someone a few weeks ago say “if brain eating bacteria got into your head it would starve” and i’ve been saying it to people since. just incredible. a really great insult.
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sure man what the hell why not. judge judy for department of justice next pls.
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im tryna watch the luigi mangione press conference on tt and they won’t stop putting filters on the cops lmaooo
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oh fucking who cares shit ur baby out ur front butt and chill it’s legal if you’re in danger of dying nobody is out here tryna be pregnant for 9 months just to abort it as a flex shut up.
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HUGE TRUMP PRANK NEED HELP:. GONNA NEED EVERYONE FOR THIS ONE LMAO, OK SO THE PLAN IS YOU FUCKING REGISTER TO VOTE AND ON.NOVEMBER 3RD,nWE ALL GO VOTE HIM OUT LMAOOOOO.
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Anonymous apparently now been hacking Chicago PD radios all night and playing polka music and Fuck The Police so the cops can’t communicate about protests lmfao
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ahead of pride month Trump’s administration put a ban on embassy’s flying pride flags. so as of today, I am now the owner of Hell, Michigan. I bought the whole town. And my first act as owner, I have renamed my town to Gay Hell, MI. The only flags allowed to fly are pride.
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hey buddy i’m actually not sure if you should be the one talking about the woke mind virus and being anti-lgbt on the timeline… congrats on winning that 4 man jerk race tho! ♥️
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all this video alleges to me is that malia obama is dope as fuck
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all im saying is it’s legal to pee yourself in police cars if you get arrested and say “i have to pee” and then they have to clean them and decommission the cars for 24hrs, possibly 48hrs due to the pandemic and the LAPD only has 6,000~ total vehicles so.
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im literally blocked on twitter by the president of the united states of america i really fucking love 2017
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well ur looking in the shirt department u fuckin idiot.
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gavin newsom is lowkey a sociopath & he’s gonna be president lol. he’s like a liberal gotham villain. The Woker, if you will. he destroyed ron desantis just bc he was bored. his eyes have been on the White House forever & when he runs it’s going to be hell for his opponents 😭.
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what a beautiful photo that you ruined by opening your gas station glory hole mouth and inserting an opinion nobody asked for.
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Monks have now joined the #BlackLivesMatter protests in Berlin. Imagine being so shitty that you piss off witches, amish AND monks.
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HELPPPPPP dollskill ceo is now tryna sue me but sent the wrong type of legal document and . it is for calling her a ‘shitty racist aliexpress knockoff’ in an Instagram comment I’m cryinGGGGG someone get ur girl plz HAHAHHAHA 😭😭😭😭.
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my lawyers are literally filing a lawsuit against donald trump right now im DYING
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bro if u suddenly wanna fuck a kid bc he wears makeup that’s on u fuckin creepy ass motherfucker everyone else’s first thought was “dope makeup” u the one out here making it sexual seek help
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RIP Derrick Scott. They’re only releasing these videos now hoping they go under the radar, do not let them. #BlackLivesMatter.
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does the riverdale fanbase know the show sucks and don’t care or do they just not know.
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ted cruz liking porn on twitter on 9/11 is wild there's literally no way we don't live in the matrix.
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tell ur friends u love them, talk to people about ur problems, let ur friends know they're not alone. know u arent alone. idk. im sad. depression isnt trendy its an awful rotting feeling. lil peep deserved a happy ending.
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i was waiting for my uber and this homeless guy sits down next to me and goes "wanna yell at people with me?" lmfaooooo
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being gay isn’t a “CHOICE” i was straight until 2005 when i was forced into homosexuality by chris evans wearing just a towel in fantastic four.
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when starbucks doesnt have your venti iced chai pumpkin spice unicorn latte with two shots of espresso and also you’re a racist
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the biggest discovery of 2017 is that david archuleta is still fuckable
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that time I became a best selling author because I wrote a 20 page trump erotic novel
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bro absolutely fuck you @jakepaul fall off the face of this fucking planet please god you are fucking gross people are being teargassed and shot at and you’re fucking LOOTING a mall. fuck you.
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warning: a lot of influencers have been confirmed to me testing positive for COVID-19 after the influencer parties, like a LOT. And they aren’t saying anything & aren’t warning people they came in contact with after. If you attended, get tested. yall caused an outbreak. thanks!.
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As of today, August 30th, 2017 I am the legal mayor of Hell, Michigan. This is real. I am the mayor of Hell.
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good morning just a reminder that it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time.
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my sister goes to fuckin college with malia obama and called me & was sad because she got less than an a+ on a test like. i threw up on a gas station pump at 1pm in wine country in front of a bunch of rich ppl last week u really think ur EVER gonna be the family disappointment?.
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ill pay the full salary of any LAPD cop who quits and joins the protest.
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LMAOOOOOOOO Christopher Columbus discovering water (2020)
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FUCK IT! NOBODY WANTS TO SAY IT SO:. BRYAN SINGER IS STILL OPERATING A SEX RING, AND HAS BEEN FOR TWO DECADES. EXPOSÉ THREAD ON HOW HE IS *STILL* CONTINUING IT AFTER BEING CAUGHT, NOW USING YOUNG INFLUENCERS. For legal reason, everything in this thread is alleged. #BryanSinger.
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#BlackLivesMatters protests are NOT over, do not let anyone tell you this is dying down. Movement. Not trend.
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white youtubers reacting to their 23&Me DNA test results is my new genre on youtube
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i just recorded for NBC & i ended with “STAN BTS,” and the NBC host goes “and stream stay gold” im cryingggggggggg.
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THESE VIDEOS ARE SO FUNNY. OHIO UNIVERSITY, YOU HAVE TRULY OUTDONE YOURSELF.
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anyway congrats to james charles for hitting 15M subscribers this is such a huge milestone and step towards influencer representation in the media.
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YES, katlin bennett is a gross, rude, disrespectful, disgusting woman who has made fun of all kinds of people, harassed children, etc but does THAT give you the right to fuckin treat her like this??? yes lmaooooo those claps between where ur diaper sent me
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it's 2am and im really emotional about how proud lil yachty's dad is of him on instagram
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i’m cryingggggggg. every time man, every. single. time.
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opened animal crossing tom nook said “where have you been?” Protesting you raggedy bitch where have YOU been w ur silent ass.
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if y’all dumbasses can make that vile gremlin lil tay trend i want mari copeny to trend. don’t popularize dumb shit then complain when dumb shit is popular. make being a good person the new trend. say it with me, mari copeny is an ICON.
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he was born w no eyes and nobody wanted him so obviously now i have a tiny no eyed snake
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im totally not condoning violence im just saying men who punch nazis are statistically proven to be 200% more likely to have massive fucking anaconda cocks.
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tati: I just wanted to say thank you all for coming to my birthday dinner . james: Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only sati.
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trans community you are so deeply loved, appreciated and valid. fuck our president, fuck transphobes. im so sorry. you deserve more. you will get it. 💙.
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wait the edible is hittingggggg why is my dog kinda serving sabrina carpenter
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hi everyone, meet Shoddy Lynn, the owner of @DollsKill, praising the police for shooting peaceful protestors outside her store. do not ever shop there again. do not even accept a brand deal from them again. take a fucking stand.
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if god didn't create me to be gay then why my dick fit in ur mans mouth so well
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this tweet is scarier than any haunted house I’ve ever been in
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dave i wasn’t allowed to get married until like 4 years ago so how bout u just shut the fuck up.
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happy pride month as u all are aware it is illegal to be straight this month and if i see any hetero shit i will report u to the police.
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LAPD TURNED OFF BODYCAMS. RECORD EVERYTHING. THEY ARE ESCALATING IT. #LosAngelesProtests.
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JK Rowling has made one good series and thinks she wrote the fucking bible like bitch you didn’t invent wizards but u turning into a dementor real fast.
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NOT JAKE PAUL JACKING MY SONG BEAT AND FLOW ABOUT SUCKING DICK LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I RLY NEED A BREAK.
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i was so ready to see kylie jenner eat a fuckin dead bird but it was just a turkey sandwich why are vegans so extra
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????????????? so did the pandemic just stop????? half of LA can’t even go visit their families for the holidays and the other half is on instagram with 500 ppl dressed as cats or fuckin harley quinn.
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you ain’t clapping anyone up pussy ass bitch, you’ve cried outside my house and then left when u found out it was mine cuz u didn’t want smoke lmao u duck out EVERY time you see me. you’ve left parties just bc i was there. shut your fuckin mouth, ohio. go cry in ur lambo.
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POV: before and after you fuck around and find out. sorry you lost your job and then your wife left you right after, i liked her Facebook status tho. Told you I’m not the one.
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isnt it fucking horrifying and sad that some of our parents were alive for the previous movements and protests, and are somehow still on the wrong side? like. what were their views then? . all i know is somehow a generation that stayed silent birthed the loudest fucking one.
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joe jonas just came up to christine and said he's a fan and she said "cool do u want a pic" i can't breathe.
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unvaccinated t.i. kids ft justin timberlake . 🤝. dead and gone.
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IF YOU ARE UNDOCUMENTED GET OUT OF THE PROTESTS RIGHT NOW.
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my dad was in the hospital all weekend & he's fine now but my moms phone changed doctor to waka flocka when she told me & im still laughing
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one time i was jogging and these two kids on bikes yelled "SKINNY FAGGOT" at me and my first thought was “oh my god. they think im skinny???”.
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PLEASE NOTE: I was told by medics yesterday anyone providing medical care to LA protests to PUT RED CROSSES ON YOURSELF. MAKE IT SEEN. FRONT & BACK. ON YOUR MEDIC BAG TOO, it can not be confiscated. You cannot be arrested or shot at, even past curfew. You are essential.
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I was today years old when I found out Michael Bay & team publicly called Megan Fox a “trailer trash pornstar” for speaking out against his sexual harassment on HER WHEN SHE WAS 15 and that’s why the media painted her the way they did for years. fuck everyone.
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If I’m ever in danger I will tweet the phrase “Big Bang Theory is so funny” that way you guys know it’s something i would never fucking say.
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nah, grow the fuck up @tanamongeau @erikacostell. i don’t care what “drama” this was in regards to, you are STILL partying during a pandemic that has left 149,000 people dead. you are adults. tell your millions of followers this is NOT OK and go fucking quarantine yourselves.
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straight ppl are outraged I said they can't go to a town they didn't even know existed with a population of 72 & that's so fucking funny.
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depression tip!!✨✨. if u have anxiety 😥 or sad 😢 try summering in Italy 🇮🇹!!! that always makes me feel better ☺️🙈 Hope that helps.
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yes jake because people are being killed that means you can be a tool this is perfect logic and i see nothing wrong with it
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not only does matt gaetz LOOK like a 2000s cartoon super villain, he did things so bad he had to drop out of the runnings for the trump administration…. that’s a level of evil we haven’t even seen before. someone go ahead and leak that ethics report pls.
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