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@ASMRxist

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Goofy takes, goofier guys Cashapp: $asmrxist Bass+vocals for @iwanchicago

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It's so over for these hoes
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@Aimee_Arti There's a name for this: the IWW calls this the good work strike, wherein you provide the service the business is there for but don't charge ppl for it
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@RayyvanaTTV The amount of replies sagely nodding "this is real and true" is astounding
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@bi_jackass "At-will" employment and its consequences
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@meleeideologue This is the high end cocktail scene everywhere: the whitest mfs you've ever seen appropriating AAVE to make a Bacardi drink called like Gangangang
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@LisaA311 Damn, it's like we don't even have a 2-party system, almost like we're living under a dictatorship... but of whomst? 🤔🤔🤔 Curious... well, better not look into that
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@RetvrnOfTheMatt In high school I went to a friend's 16th birthday party which, unbeknownst to me was a promise ring ceremony. For those who don't know, it's when a teenage girl PLEDGES HER VIRGINITY TO HER FATHER
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@kinematografi Clocked you, lmao
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@hautehouseplant @bowGMAR Literally this joke rn
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@AllCommie As a Jews, this is what absolutely boils my blood about any discourse surrounding Jews: right wing Jews will use antisemitism both as a cudgel and as a shield to excuse the atrocities Israel commits. To equate Jews to Israel is antisemitic and yet 'Zionists' will do exactly this
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@RoxyTall Imagine building your entire identity around the complete inability to interact with women on an interpersonal level
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@mouseburrow @TeaAyyAreAyy @ComradeToguro This also completely ignores that cheating happens in poly relationships too? What makes cheating so bad is it's a betrayal of someone's trust, which can totally still happen in poly relationships
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@xoSashaDarling Their trying to convert our trad American furry dads into gay American furry dads
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@untuqqqqqd Stroga his beef till he noff
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@gromsterino @BoredBolshevik It's true, Stalin had the Death Note
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@Sankarasson @ChairladySpears @SocComJuche This is just uhhh capitalism uhhh innovating... Uhhhhhh pedophilia?
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@dreamingnoctis @lumpen_princess Yeah, she's a reactionary
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@APunishedBill Once again tapping the sign
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@GiovanniTorre @Needle_of_Arya It was documented... documented that the ppl losing didn't support defunding the police
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Further to Luna's point: the forces of reaction perpetually project their own methodologies onto those struggling against them. This is how you get the CIA justifying projects by claiming the USSR and its allies were developing or had already developed brainwashing techniques etc
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@SwampCommunist The reactions to this dude's true statement are fucking wild
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@mr_ooptimistic @adamjohnsonNYC I honestly hate when ppl call it a commission because a commission is a guaranteed percentage paid by the business on a sale whereas a tip is paid by a customer purely based on how the customer feels
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@xoSashaDarling @ghost_prole I think Denis's critical misunderstanding is thinking that all unions are 'business' unions (ie unions where leadership is paid to 'do union leadership' things rather than being rank-and-file)
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@GammaCanary @JoshuaBenevide2 @harrycampb3ll I'm about to "stit" my fucking pants
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@stupidtrashboy My partner wants this made into an illustrated children's book
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@SaICommie Literally anything the US accuses another country of doing is either something the CIA/State Dept has done/tried or is CURRENTLY doing/ actively trying to do
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@_saintdrew Yeah, people in the third world should just be like... thankful they're still alive, right? People DEFINITELY shouldn't strive to drastically improve their material conditions or anything. No no no
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@LateNightNelly @djinndiesel Language is literally a technology
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@yeongno3 Marxist left: China exists as it does due to its historical and material conditions relative to its position in the global economy and should neither be viewed as "good" or "bad" but rather a state (as ALL states must) to be eventually transcended. Critical support
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@bdjansenphd Can I get a tweet-sized primer on each? Those both fall out of my ears like water every time I relearn their definitions
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@RayyvanaTTV Lol, I agree with them for exactly the opposite reason, lol
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@revleftme @T4RIG I was barely in my teens and we all knew it was bullshit
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This is one step off from standing, pointing, mouth agape, shrieking the f slur at this guy. Honestly, these people are cowards. If you're gonna be like this l, say it with your whole chest, jfc
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@politklwaitress Took me a minute to find someone saying ag workers, but not only are they basically the backbone of our society cuz yknow... they grow our food, but they're also some of the most heinously exploited workers in the global north
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@adamjohnsonNYC Sounds like, "Intentionally atomize yourself further from your fellow humans to buy more app based therapy" is basically what they're saying
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@IndiciaObscure @mendtimes @ChadNotChud Nah. I make my wife's makeup out of dirt and do her hair up with... more dirt and she looks exactly like big booba orange woman
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@Proletarianizer @jbu3 @MOOMANiBE Really shines as Lemongrab. Just the most disturbing and annoying character
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@mattxiv The 'men are trash' to 'I'm glad some guys I've never met were murdered' pipeline
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@NukeRD5 @CantEverDie "learn biology" cites eugenics-level examples
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Big shout out to @trashfuturepod for putting words to the funniest concept driving the tech industry: "a wizard will do it"
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@jock_doctor @gayest_tone @BowmanHorton @DavidFoust86 @BenCoInc1 Hey, actual working person here. Small business owners are actually terrible and have historically been major supporters of fascism
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@tronsgender Whoever made this has no idea what the Romans were like
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@butt_stallion2 @notsofiacoppola Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to AHYUK
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@QueerVegAnarchy Omg, this is just repackaged 'personal responsibility' politics masquerading as a left take. This is proselytizing for your kind of morality much more than it is attempting to dismantle an oppressive power structure
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@ratlimit Apparently we have no agency if we're not repeating state propaganda
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@infraa_ @BarakRavid I mean... I guess if we ignore the fact that Israel heavily relies on the US for arms, then sure
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@LouOlinger @LeftFlankVets Joke's on the gov't, they actually don't
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@no3asy @Memester_1o1 @CannotHaveSex Racism. Being racist but too much of a fucking coward to say it openly is the point
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@afrocosmist All the IDF propaganda I've seen has been like "ooh, I'm smol bean, UwU" and all the Hamas propaganda I've seen is actual war footage... Feels like it says a lot about Israel and the "efficacy" of the IDF vs Hamas
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@scumbelievable Where is Maurice LaMarche to do a dramatic reading of this
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@GraceLizzie3 @angryoldbob @amy_sargeant_ He's not just equating, he's saying trans ppl are somehow worse than Nazis
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@Pgctjp @heddydorn @trenchsquidink @shrimpzoo Pretty sure it's illegal to deny ppl bathroom breaks at work
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@ecto_fun Dude sounds like 5 different NPC prompts remixed into one dude
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@besf0rt Radlibs: "This is just like living under Stalin!:
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@carterforva Ohhh so sad, a Nazi died. Let me grab my tiny violin
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@xoSashaDarling They're* fuck
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@gum_mp3 @BUNNlCULA Guess if you're poor you just automatically have bad vibes
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@Keptopolarbear @AuntieSkeleton During Marx's time, liberals in the US were still, by and large, fine with slavery so...
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@Chantalcoffee Time for a 3-on-1 between you, two of your coworkers and your boss
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@socialistraptor All I'm seeing is more ppl call her Eve Fartlow now, lolol
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@DemonBob_Badman @ohaypi @LynchSeanP @MEPFuller Unless they're black, then they'll shoot first, ask questions later
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@Piper_bot @alsoabouteve @Divinadecampo @madison_tayt TWO THINGS CAN BE TRUE AT ONCE. RESTAURANTS EXPLOITING WORKERS DOESN'T ABSOLVE YOU FOR ALSO EXPLOITING THOSE WORKERS. If you go to a restaurant in the US that pays sub-minimum wage, you are ALSO PARTICIPATING in the exploitation of those workers.
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@johanstrauss91 "No one will notice that everyone's wearing hi vis vests and safety helmets"
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@feraljokes I mean, it's small business owner propaganda, right? But also it's kind of just about how obsession will ruin your fucking life. Halfway through this season I got kinda bored cuz it felt like no one (esp Carm) learned a goddamn thing over the last 25 episodes
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@yugopnik @carpepax The virgin "I don't work for free" vs the chad "Pay me or I'll smash every photocopier in this shithole"
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@miniondeathcult My grandfather was HUNTED (by Mossad)
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@AskVeraTTV A better question to ask than "who's going to?" Is "do we need to?". They are, by and large, not people who engage in community organization anyway, so it's not a great use of time. Radicalizing our irl communities is much better use of resources
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@ErinInTheMorn *crying, trembling, shitting my pants* noooo gender is immutable and I can totally prove it!
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@JoeSchlabotnic @reaghhan They're very obviously lying. Chan board freaks are so antisemitic they actually believe not only that Jews control everything but that pretending to be Jewish will get your voice immediately heard as if there isn't a history of Jews being, shall we say, silenced
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@gayest_tone @ghost_prole Guessing it's because they took in all the C-list Nazis from the B-tier countries
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@Beaverprole @shawarmacommie @SammyZedong Yeah, what @shawarmacommie said + the average labor time in a given society, ie if you work on something with use value, like a coat, the value isn't measured in your labor time, but in how long the average coat maker takes to make it (more or less)
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@gayest_tone Yeahhh some of the bits in those early episodes are rrrrrrrough
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Metalhead uncle, call him Ronnie James Tio
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@Raul_sussed @RetvrnOfTheMatt As in she pledges to her father that she won't have sex until marriage... not the way more fucked up way you could read it
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@kayandskittles Ppl say they laugh their asses off way more frequently irl than they roll on the floor. Idk why lol is so prevalent still tho
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@DaveyBiden2024 @JCDenton220 @Greekcommie1917 And under feudalism, most people weren't capitalists and yet...
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@SeamusAConnolly @MacrossCham @InfraHenry How do you expect to to expand those limited resources if not through solidarity I'm struggle?
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@KateHeeChoi Asks the INEQUALITY scholar? Seriously? You're in a position above the student, indignant that they would deign ask such a question of you... you realize the inherent power imbalance here, don't you?
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@Logo_Daedalus Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt. You've never done what you call 'proletarian' labor in your life. If you did, you wouldn't be saying such nonsense
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@AliceAvizandum The Native American manager who doesn't speak English is fucking sending me. What?
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@c_z_z_ @queersocialism I came here to second this. I def believe it's used as an epithet because misogyny is part of the (male) incel package, and saying they can't fuck insults that base misogyny. It's kinda like when libs used to call homophobes gay
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Mf really said "this bish too Asian to be attractive to Asians"... As if there isn't an insane amount of internalized racism baked into that statement
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@Kai_Wong_CN Westerners think Lucy Liu is pretty, but for us Asians, she is far from it. She has the exaggerated facial features of Asians, which is probably why Hollywood made her to fame as the token Asian girl.
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@ariklus1 @TreeDemoil @BadSocialism Not to be "that guy" but every "communist" country isn't actually communist by definition and most of them admit as much. They claim to work towards communism and the ruling parties are "ideologically" communist but by their very definitions the countries themselves aren't
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@gayest_tone The joke is the Babylon Bee itself
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@niggy_stardust 100% agree, but I would go a little further to say that this and pop psych/self care culture themselves of a hyper-individualized society; one that lacks any semblance of solidarity or community except when people are aggrieved
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New fit from @kinwamonster
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@Queen_Natasia @Pgctjp @heddydorn @trenchsquidink @shrimpzoo If it requires you an entire break period just to get to the bathroom and back, which I've heard is a very real thing in at least some Amazon warehouses, then I'm p sure they have a pretty good case for that shit to be unreasonable
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@DaveyBiden2024 @JCDenton220 @Greekcommie1917 That's what I figured but it seems you missed the entire point of what I was saying and also don't seem to understand the ways in which the big "liberal" countries have on the rest of the world. Liberalism isn't an endpoint for anything except total collapse
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@AndrewHilaryUS I had a double take and then I saw this
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@goofxist Methinks you should mind your damn business about what I say
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@treeber29 @RabbitUnique @jzlegit I see the genocide understander has entered chat. It very much is genocide. They want and are trying to "wipe Gaza off the map" and they're not even being subtle about it
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@JazzerciseDemon P sure the use as a slur and as a term for State Dept creeps both derive from the same, earlier use of the word as an apparition or ghost
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