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AlanD
6 months
So was listening to the mystery hour on James O’Brien on LBC and someone asked why Celtic vs Rangers was known as the old firm. I provided the answer 😂😂😂
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2 years
Rangers coach trying to stick the nut on Fran Alonso 😭😭😭😭
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5 months
Neil Lennon throwing out marijuana grinder insults to Kenny Miller 😂😂
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2 years
The Queen is dead, long live the King
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2 years
@hannahhjohnson7 @piersmorgan It’s not an arrestable offence regardless of the timing
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4 years
@LukeJD92 @bet365 Mate you look fucking bogging so I doubt you could keep anything clean
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3 years
@PJdons @di1cox Can’t believe you actually tweeted this 😂😂😂
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4 years
@theJeremyVine Strong under water raisins can’t pull you under
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4 years
Can’t believe this bear has woken from hibernation earlier just for this. 🤦🏼‍♂️🐻🇬🇧
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5 months
@Iwata_beadored Always a handy guide 😂
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2 years
@LBC Honestly thought it was Denise Welch when I first saw the picture
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2 years
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2 years
@garryhood1872 80% of your face is your forehead
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AlanD
3 years
Two despicable Tory pricks. Guaranteed they both stink of pish #Gogglebox
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4 years
@FletcherLittle6 @piersmorgan This tweet is an insult to people that are abused.
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1 year
@melbourne88 Giving himself a round of applause is astounding
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2 years
@RickyDHale @AndyTelferLegge God bless the great people of Liverpool
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AlanD
4 years
@JasonManford Years ago my younger brother farted in my grans house and the smell was so bad it gave her a nose bleed. True story
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2 years
@CelticEnded2iar Hate crime and bullying in the workplace. Straight to jail Timmy
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5 years
@TamsellicsonIII Peter Lawwell killed Carole Baskins ex husband and fed him to the tigers
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4 years
@Record_Sport They weren’t “kicked out the SPL” or “dumped in the lower leagues” they were liquidated. Stop peddling this absolute shite and trying to re-write history. They ceased to exist, and, if anything the way they started again was an absolute disgrace to sporting integrity
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AlanD
3 years
Is anybody else’s videos constantly buffering on this? Driving me mad
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AlanD
4 years
@LBC @mrjamesob Do the people of Scotland just sit and hope that things get better or do they actively seek to make it better. There is no way the Conservative party will lose control of power any time soon. Scotland’s time has come to become an independent country
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AlanD
5 years
@piersmorgan Ever get the impression that Johnson his shirking his responsibilities?
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AlanD
4 years
@WoodyUK69 @Ofcom @piersmorgan @ITV @bullying @Helen_Whately @afneil This tweet is an insult to the real victims of bullying. What an absolutely pathetic tweet
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AlanD
4 years
Here we go 10 in a row
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2 years
@graeme818 @joeplunkett1916 @BRADYbhoy2 Because there’s been umpteen blatant ridiculous decisions that have went against us. Thing is we are too good to let those decisions effect us winning
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AlanD
2 years
God bless the Glasgow Celtic 🍀 sat and watched the game with my dad. Nearly 70yrs old and his hatred for the huns still makes me laugh
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4 years
@DeerPark_Loyal @STVNews No doubt if the NHS was overwhelmed and we didn’t have it as back up you’d be complaining about that also
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10 months
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4 years
To be fair, he looks like an absolute prick of a man. This guy is dictating our lives. Anybody that votes Tory please go fuck yourself and when you’ve finished fuck yourself one more time #dominiccumnings
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AlanD
4 years
@MrG825 @JuliaHB1 How dare that boy took measures to protect himself from potentially picking up a deadly virus from a heavy breathing cyclist wanker clad head to toe in Lycra thinking he was Bradley Wiggins
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AlanD
3 years
@ArtyBagger You certainly don’t deserve any praise cause I worked in your house years ago and you didn’t even offer me a cup of tea 🤨
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AlanD
4 years
Nicola looking resplendent in the new Adidas away top
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AlanD
2 years
@JenDow @GMB Perhaps they don’t want to accept a reduction in their T&C’s. Put on to zero hour contracts. And I think after no pay rise in 3yrs they are more than entitled to one. Solidarity with the RMT and its members
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AlanD
4 years
@FollowMeltdowns He’s defo sleeping in the spare room at his Gran’s house and wanking over a picture of the Queen
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AlanD
3 years
Ally Pally crowd for 3 weeks singing about Scotland getting battered everywhere they go. A Scotsman just wins a cracking final and not a peep. Beautiful.
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AlanD
3 years
Boris Johnson is in intensive care April 2020. Boris Johnson then attends a party in his garden May 2020 when the virus that nearly killed him was ripping through the country. He never was in intensive care was he? #ToryLies #JohnsonOut #ToryScum
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AlanD
3 years
Taking the wee man to his first Celtic game today. That’s him up and absolutely buzzing 🍀
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AlanD
4 years
@edglasgow59 @NeilFindlay_MSP Why are they so desperate to keep a hold of Scotland if we cost so much?
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AlanD
4 years
I thought I’d use my time during lockdown constructively. Started this little project of renovating an old motor home I bought from a scrapyard. Quite pleased with my first attempt
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5 years
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2 years
@ScotlandSky Seems like a good time to relive this little beauty from the banter years
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2 years
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4 years
@TamsellicsonIII Delotti? Does he play with Napoli?
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AlanD
1 year
Happy birthday to me
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AlanD
2 years
A short but amazing story 🖕🏻🍀😂
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2 years
@DNAG301076 @HeartScotNews @NicolaSturgeon How dare postmen, council workers and teachers demand a better pay to cope with the cost of living crisis. What an absolute shambles of an opinion to have. Why are they not entitled to a better wage?
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AlanD
4 years
@jfdta @piersmorgan @GMB @MattHancock Holding a government minister to account, scrutinising them and criticising their handling of the situation is NOT bullying
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AlanD
3 years
@TamsellicsonIII Doctored. Move along Timmy
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AlanD
5 years
@itvnews Can you blame him for wanting to leave? Mum dies in mysterious car crash, he’s had to pretend Prince Charles is his dad, his uncle can’t sweat profusely when dancing with teenage girls, his grandad is a zombie and his brother is a villa fan 🤷🏼‍♂️
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AlanD
4 years
The UK is going to be some place to stay in 2021. Chlorinated chicken, no old folk cause they’re all dead from COVID-19. No fresh fruit or veg in the supermarket cause all the brexit racists can’t be arsed applying for the jobs they were coming over and stealing. #dominiccumnings
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AlanD
4 years
Remember these?
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4 years
Been due this for a while 💷💷💷
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4 years
@Tzimnewman @KittyhawkHome @NicolaSturgeon Who gives a fuck about currency? I’d happily use empty irn-bru bottles to buy my messages if it meant independence from they corrupt charlatans at WM
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AlanD
5 years
@derekclarksport @garybhoytommo Could be worse, could give a certain underperforming manager a clap in the 8th minute
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4 years
@SidelineSport_ @indykaila Rodgers only concern is Rodgers. He has no loyalty
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4 years
@larmourandrew1 @NicolaSturgeon How fucking hard is it to understand?
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6 months
@FlumpsF @mrjamesob Too good an opportunity to miss 😂
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AlanD
2 years
What a signing! Plays a handful of games, takes a fortune in wages and misses a penalty in the europa league final 😂
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4 years
PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DELOITTE. I LOVE THIS CITY 🍀😂
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2 years
GSTK
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2 years
@mrjamesob Coming from the woman that used to let Michael Gove share a bed with her
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2 years
@Sam056788v2 @celtic2310 Leigh Griffiths aka Matthew Galbraith aka Josh Duffy aka Jamie Blyth aka Cameron Hogg aka Sean Ward aka Keith Turner aka Taylor Doyle 😂😂
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AlanD
3 years
The wee man wrote this in his school jotter today about me……”fresh” 😂😂
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AlanD
4 years
@RangersBanter17 @BenTheTim @TEnglishSport Or kids that call others of another religion “fenian cunts”
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3 years
😂😂😂
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2 years
@LdthatchingLee @MartinSLewis 100% agree. I’m sure the rise in standing charges was to compensate companies that had to take on customer of companies that had gone bust. Daylight robbery
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AlanD
4 years
There surely must be criminal investigations into the Tory governments handling of the coronavirus pandemic. They have the blood of 65,000+ lives on their hands #dispatches
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4 years
@mrjamesob “Dinner party ego wanker” is an awesome slur on someone’s character 😂
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AlanD
4 years
@RidgeOnSunday @SkyNews @MattHancock Is this an app that will cost £250,000,000? Will the contract be given to one of Cummings pals to develop and then will it not come to fruition?
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@BBCScotNine @TheAlexHughes Andrew Bowie = the Fanny’s fanny
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AlanD
4 years
@PeterAdamSmith @itvnews @NicolaSturgeon I can imagine you sitting typing this with tears dripping onto your phone
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1 year
@DujonSterling1 @RangersFC “Most incredible fans”
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4 years
@_IbroxLoyal @weeshooey @STVNews Perhaps having the powers to lockdown sooner might have helped eh? Don’t let that small matter get in the way though
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2 years
@BBCScotNine @TheAlexHughes They keep banging on about the cost of living crisis. Failing to mention that the cost of living crisis is because of his Tory bastard mates in Westminster
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5 years
@darrellcurrietv @mcgowan_stephen Any chance the btsport team could migrate over to Sky and get shot of Boyd, Commons etc
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2 years
Rory Robertson retweeted about Celtic fans trying to get rangers fans arrested and he only went and done it himself on the plane 😂😂
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5 months
Kenny Miller doing some mental gymnastics trying to say that wasn’t a red card then admitting it was. Absolute twat of a guy
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AlanD
4 years
@jackiebmsp So is this xenophobia also or just a concerned resident not wanting the virus to spread?
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4 years
@sy1_iol @MrG825 @JuliaHB1 Better to be safe than sorry. Seems like the 12yr old has much more common sense that yourself
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AlanD
3 years
Sasha & Digweed were absolutely awesome. Great night, great atmosphere and great crowd 🙌🏻
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5 years
@mikewhitesport @HullCity @GrosickiKamil Is this to give klimala a pal to talk to on the bench?
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AlanD
2 years
@Stephen4_2 1. Agreed 2. Agreed 3. Agreed 4. Defo penalty 5. Agreed 6. Agreed 7. Agreed (no idea why bernabei never came on, what does that decision say to him)
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AlanD
3 years
Does anyone know of any other channels the Celtic game is on today? My iptv CelticTV channel is garbage and unwatchable
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AlanD
4 years
Got a feeling that these wins that we are grinding out just now will be absolutely pivotal. Winning when playing shite will stand us in good stead when we start blowing teams out the water
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AlanD
5 years
@Record_Sport @chris_sutton73 Rangers fans are desperately seeking a hero and Gerrard has survived this long because of his exploits as a player, not as a manager. The fans are pathetically clinging to Gerrard as he had success as a player and right now they see him as the only thing successful at their club
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2 years
Favourite Coldplay tune ever got sung tonight. Sparks #ColdplayGlasgow
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