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On this cursed site since 09 until twitter's overzealous AI got involved. BHon J + IR

Adelaide, South Australia
Joined November 2021
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Trying to run faster and faster and faster 10ks after a day at work is bloody hard
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@CartoonsHateHer One brunch and a light elbow touch and giggle would turn them into clintonite libs
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@sulaymangt @andybliu When the tanks start rolling in, then you can make the comparison
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@zplerhop @seaweedanxiety This person is clearly not at any risk of being sunburnt
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@torriangray The new dril who couldn’t come up with that
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@aamer_rahman You should try being funny
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@RaceplayShawty Have you considered not jacking it to gore like you have been?
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2 years
@banditelli @paulwaldman1 Suuuure you did, definitey didn’t google them to try and make a point of how you love to only seem perturbed by Dems in office
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@xoAeriel Yeah you want to?
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@hamiltonnolan Sorry your guy got got
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@AmyRemeikis David Crowe is going to be stunned to hear he’s been helping the ALP
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@watn_tarnation Napoleon famous for not caring about military logistics
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@angel_0f_deathx Not quite, it’s hanging on for its life
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@accountpalatine Prisons are the ultimate high density housing, so of course
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@sam_d_1995 This kind of livable walkable city is not possible under a praetor
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1 year
@NewStatesman not every day someone embarrasses themselves like this but you found a way to excel
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@mayaisfiya How would you know how anything works?
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@ZombiePanther2 Adam you don’t do anything but tweet
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@ppyajunebug this guy has a separate bank account and a whole plan for burgers, beer, and mouthwash
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@TheOnion Sorry it’s going badly for your Russian boys, chief
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@bonitasbum Like gold
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@ariel_koko @SpeakerPelosi do you know who's speaker? do you know who's the dem leader? do you even know what party has a majority in the house?
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@JennyENicholson those teens are going to be pissed
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@UniversalMath51 @biobiogirl1 @merovingians Yeah he was a Dem elected official in a 80-20 repub area
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@ArmandDoma Now that’s a hegemon
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@cecilylynn_ Ruminating
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@BeccaLizz @POTUS @VP You should have voted for Clinton in 2016.
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@AuhsdBond Where’s the truffles? The caviar?
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@NoFxcksK Dying to
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@blinkx666 Ladies first
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@seaweedanxiety A brunch would go a long way to fixing them
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@samstein He won. Sorry your guys lost again
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@bocxtop Turns out the opponents are still fascist and anyway, you have to vote every time if you want to complain about politics. Otherwise you sound like this
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@sadieluvsaudrey Please invite me to the city to watch
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@revhowardarson The poasting is the abyss gazing back at them
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@hatescapitalism @DwarfV8er Lmao you guys just said you’re too scared to protest at repubs. Log off
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@Emllouise_ You’re the cutest
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@Sandinista412 twitter is bad for you and you should go outside
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@Doinks2Big Personally I find it a bit weird but if you want to, you can
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@TheMcKenziest Go outside
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@SteelyDanMxmlst @vituperativeerb Vs your policy of doing jack shit
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@nsfwjuls hey hey hey hey hey
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@emilyctamkin Biden did that. You decided that wasn’t right either. So pick one
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@watn_tarnation Ahh, well. Nevertheless
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@kept_simple awaiting the widespread “the bruenigs were never left” dissonance
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3 years
The incredulity needed to publish this while Laura Tingle and reality come at it from the exact opposite angle
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Geez Phil @PhillipCoorey you must be joking … “unscathed” ?? He’s heavily wounded and bleeding votes. This is nearly as good as #TheWomanWhoSavedAustralia - you don’t learn do you. #auspol #ausvotes
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@KosSamaras He spoke up as she kept trying to interrupt with her crap Sky News political load. That’s not losing his cool and anyway, he’s right and he’d be right if he did
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@MattBelloni @semaforben Way to show why you suck
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@OldDreyfusard People have always wanted quality copper
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@opinonhaver Now this is firebombing a Walmart
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@angel_0f_deathx Sadly they never are
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@aurelivm @clapifyoulikeme He wants to earn 5% on it
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@WASJAPPIN @LinkofSunshine You can just say you hate *those people*, this is elom’s nazi twitter and you don’t have to hide it
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@peterawolf Kristen Wiig already in talks
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@wobblymami Haha crazy yeah
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@ShamebyJames I wrote some awesome beat poetry that will definitely foster the revolution
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@xoAeriel Only two things
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@Facts0601 The eagle and flag and all those things are as liberal coded as the pride flags now anyway
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@torriangray If he was dressed as a guerrilla and had a Che t shirt on though, heroic
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How quickly will Twitter act to defend the sanctity of the indefensible with this one?
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@spooky_hoe420 You’re allowed to torch his car
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@TasteValeria If it ever popped up, yeah
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@canderaid Oh so real life then
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@onenonlymarqito @holy_schnitt Drone war is over, champ. If you want to run with the big dogs you have to keep up
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@julianaxferrara I’d hope so
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@jacktr1al Ban TikTok now. I’ll settle for banning it for anyone younger than 25 and older than 50
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@What46HasDone @PhoenixWomanMN Plus his useless “both sides are bad” takes are commonplace now
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@sadieluvsaudrey Please let me
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@Emllouise_ Will you though?
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@willowsfunhouse That would be pretty sweet
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@TonyHWindsor @TeresabDB62 Dunno what she deleted but she’s locked her account
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Great work @facebook @Meta @MetaforDevs you’ve updated the app and it won’t stay on dark mode. Did you also fix the issue where it wouldn’t turn off notifs on a post despite clicking that prompt?
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@222vanessak Hopefully a friend
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@JoshButler You don’t have to treat those “criticisms” as legit when they’re clearly not
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@onlydahyn I can’t tell from here, you’d better smother me
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@oxDessyxo It’s a stunner
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@LizbethEden This is INSANE
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@MattMurph24 They became debate hyper observers, then Parkinson’s experts, and now game theory intra party politics understanders
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@shimrra_shai Yes, elect more Dems everywhere. That’s the answer
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@ispeakjive @ChaseMit You seem to be under the impression this was anything more than thought of at the last second and done hastily in the tunnel
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@SeraJadeAtPSA You should not get your info from TikTok
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@sophygurl @Imani_Barbarin Sorry you can’t bring yourself to not help the fascist Repubs win just on principle of them being far right fascists trying to destroy you. Really good stuff, really makes you seem progressive, and caring, and not at all fascistic yourselves
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@nyt_diff Whoever wrote this, I just want to talk
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@Emllouise_ It’s Saturday evening
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@NairYasmin The subtlety was called out; you lack the courage to state your conviction without framing it as some Carrie Bradshaw curiosity
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@Peter_Fitz How about we don’t treat statements like this as news in and of themselves
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@IbrahimZabad66 @YousefMunayyer You have no idea what you’re talking about
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@xoAeriel Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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@SarahRoomie Hmmm are you?
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@sadydoyle Sorry you have to do one thing to be a part of society
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@SquizzSTK How embarrassing that even nat didn’t want to cover for him there
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