El Cid
@1LivesCid
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PhD in Wibble. I hate everyone equally. The end of the world is nigh. Leftards have destroyed the UK. Wales 🏴
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@babybeginner
@nullgenderadult
He could swim in the men’s event if he was good enough so not banned
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The council tax discount extends to disabled that have had to modify their home
It’s nice to see Labour kick the defenceless cripples in the financial teeth
Freezing the pensioners just didn’t fulfil their oppressive nipple twisting
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@BurnsideNotTosh
C’mon then let’s get a chain of refugee hotels up and running. This time next year Rodney we’ll be billionaires.
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@JoeDyson99
@PolitlcsUK
Parents are already paying taxes for the state school place their kids don’t use.
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@Baddiel
@KonstantinKisin
Starmer getting free shit wouldn’t have meant a damn thing if he hadn’t been preaching about open and transparent government and screeching his sausage off at the Tories about it. Hypocrisy oozes out of the left.
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@BurnsideWasTosh
@LOVillaJavea
My cat Luna told me he been shagging men from sundown to sunrise like a mechanical digger but I don’t know how reliable my cat is
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@BurnsideNotTosh
That wouldn’t work in Wales. The gov keeps flip flopping over speed limits £30 million to change them from 30mph to 20 last year. This year £5 million to change them back
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@TheOnlyGuru
It’s on my to do list at the moment I’m busy trying to get Ed Davey to put his head in a lions mouth for fun
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@DreyfusJames
You fought the hard battles at the most bigoted time horrendous time got through it. Made progress and now this
It must be devastating
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The respite has been confirmed today
Even though I chip in a bit towards the cost. More is required by the taxpayers that help make this possible.
Believe me Mrs Cid nor I wanted her to get ill.. I do need a holiday from time to time and I just want to say
THANK YOU X
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@sharper76
@ThomasWillett9
@joannaccherry
@MForstater
@Docstockk
@ThePosieParker
Is this a thread of men hating on and being misogynistic?
Should be reported to plod as a hate crime
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@DreyfusJames
@Google
‘We can’t put that mans freakish ugly head on our front page. It’ll put the shits up our customers’
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@JoeDyson99
@PolitlcsUK
Yes we all do. Point being a 20% increase isn’t being slapped on you because you don’t use them.
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@SheaChristie3
@Jonnywsbell
@kent_police
@JamesEsses
Even the LGB don’t want it. It’s evil taking away womens rights across their lives.
Get it gone ..
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Hello Rachel Reeves
Will you hang my beautiful painting of Angela Rayner in number 11 ?
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Flying to Lebanon tomorrow to pitch a new communication device to Hezbollah
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@NFRS_DCFO
@OldRoberts953
Diabolical nonsense happening here
Absolutely nothing to do with firefighting
You are being mocked for your content
It’s not personal.
Cashman just had a go at a firm for not flying a pride flag. That is abuse.
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Taking mrs Cid to the respite home now
Mixed feelings about this ..
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The irony is that fat people have zero chance of disappearing whilst hillwalking. Fat people will be at the cafe looking after the jackets. Increasing the odds of longevity whilst enjoying cake..
not looking good for Michael Mosley
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Two weeks has flown by
Mrs Cid returns this morning
Spent all day yesterday preparing her favourite food.
It’s been very nice tasting freedom time to put the shackles back on ..
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This is Paul. He is the last surviving member of 1970’s Gay band Village People.
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@Anyaegbu
@theousherwood
@TimesRadio
Change the law. UK is an island and should have every right to stop illegal entry or return those that enter illegally
The citizens have rights to protection and safety too
God I hate lawyers and Supreme courts
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@SheilaMarieF
@thetimes
@jk_rowling
It took another man to tell him what a woman is. He’s a circus clown
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Can’t watch David Tennant in anything
Nauseating whiny Scottish voice
Views that don’t align with children’s safe wellbeing
Hateful bloke..
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My stray is back
I got her 80 pouches of purina
Treats and worming tablets
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If you believe in reincarnation Freddie Mercury died in 1991
Ed Sheeran was born in 1991
Jesus Jesus fucking Christ
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@Keir_Starmer
Does this change involve letting men in frocks with lipstick use women only spaces?
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Anyone that blames reform for the Tory loss is the real reason the Tories got annihilated.
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@Keir_Starmer
What’s that Skippy?
You’re going to pass a law allowing women with penis’s in ladies and children’s safe areas and Lammy is fixing GDP by exporting home reared cervix’s
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Mini cids birthday today
Getting crispy duck from the chinese
And battered credit card
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I’ve found my hobby
Getting shitfaced in the garden listening to music
I fucking love it 🥰
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@Dr_Pam_Jarvis
@Tairmuir
Scotland get more funding per head of population for their devolved nhs than England do.
What you say to that Pam?
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Mini Cid supports Man Utd and she just told me to ‘Shut up and Fuck off’
Hooligan
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@BurnsideWasTosh
@melthornton5
@CarolineMack18
I was misdiagnosed then had to have emergency surgery to save my life. I had to drive myself to the hospital with a drs letter and queue in the a&e pig factory. Couldn’t sit. Couldn’t stand was spoken to like shit.. Lucky to get out alive..
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A source has just rumoured that David Lammy will be appointed head of the secret cervix
We have reached out to India
#WillyboysCervix
for comment
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Went to ring a mate
They’re all dead
Getting pissed on snakebite instead
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After not even watching the
#OpeningCeremony
I shall not now be watching the
#Olympic2024
An Anti Christian anti woman fest of men in frocks and lipstick with kiddy fiddling tendencies that highlights the demise of everything decent in the West..
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When you’ve been a main carer to someone for longer than you can remember the seeds of doubt that, are you actually doing right by them grow quickly
Self doubt and questioning that is a complete mind fuck..
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It is marvellous having mum stay here. Circumstances got in the way before
It brings me great joy spending time with her
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Mini Cids boyfriend will be here soon
Time to get naked and windmill out the garden
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Had a wonderful swish tonight
Fantastic seeing my brother
Better than I could ever have imagined
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Watching Denis Healey on Parkinson last night, not once did he denigrate Thatcher. No racist, xenophobic, homophobic, a bigot or anything detrimental toward her appearance, Sex or Gender. These are the politicians the UK deserves. Compare to the lack of class we have now..
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@jeremycorbyn
Pipe down Steptoe. You’ve shown your true colours and that party chucked you out by the scruff of the neck..
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Doctor called me at 9 am yesterday
Called me a fat bastard
Told me to stop eating
Told me to stop alcohol
Got to go to Physio
All my ‘healthy’ friends are dead
I’ve outlived them all
I can’t work it out..
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Everyone needs to see this.
A nice tweet off Neil
Rarer than England winning a cup
@1LivesCid
@Minaretunit
Enjoy your respite, you've certainly earned it, it's hard work being a full time carer.
That's my one nice tweet for this month.
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NHS diversity and Inclusion officers are forcing female nurses to change with men that claim to be women
When females complain they get sacked
In the meantime the sick are in queues whilst this madness is being processed
And the taxpayer is busting a gut to pay for it
Mental.
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Hello everyone
This is my best mate on X
Mr Jock unfortunately he’s a retard
He loves cuddling haggis
Can you send him your ❤️ love
Many thanks
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The rich according to the Gospel of Labour is anyone that has a front door
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A welcome return to Cids X is
@ThaiBill2
A man that has to cope with being a Scouse every day. A gypsy. A vagabond. Handshake like you’re a cock. A thoroughly decent bloke that will look after your penis in the gents. God bless Bill
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Stomach is churning
Heart rate is pounding
Fear is rampant
Feel sick
Today is the day of reckoning
Shitting myself
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For the last week I have been eating breakfast & an evening meal. Cutting out lunch & all snacks, drinking water instead. I’ve overcome many addictions but food is by far the hardest to control.
If you could all remind me that I’m a fat bastard regularly
Thank u very much
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This excuse of a man is a gutless coward and is awarded
#wankerofthemonth
For being a throbbing onanist
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Mrs Cid just came out the garden with me for an hour. She commented that she likes living here. Which is huge as I made the decision to move from Cardiff 3 years ago to the sticks. A decision I made by myself. So I’m very happy she’s happy..
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