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Knower of ball & hater of all (former D1 hater turned professional) - Truckstop Conference Enthusiast - TCU football alum - user of Oxford commas and marijuana
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Fuck around with TCU twitter and find out
that is all
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@CarlSwoveland
Every day Nikola Jokic wakes up and sighs after another night of dreaming he was a trucker in Chicago
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I got hand it to BYU, the Marriott center is an elite college basketball atmosphere
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Ranking Big12 cities:
1. Boulder
2. Salt Lake City
3. Morgantown
4. Fort Worth
5. Provo*
6. Lawrence
7. Orlando
8. Tempe
9. Houston
10. Cincinnati
11. Lubbock
12. Tucson
13. Stillwater
14. Manhattan
15. Ames
16. Waco
I’ve been to nearly all of them but try to change my mind.
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Unexpectedly, BYU fans are pretty fun to interact with on this app
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Imagine having no idea that in the last 10 years TCU has easily been the more relevant football program.
Last 10 years:
TCU NY6 Wins: 2
UT NY6 wins: 1
TCU 10-win seasons: 4
UT 10-win seasons: 2
You’re embarrassing yourself, I feel bad for you, truly.
Imaging flexing a playoff win since it’s the biggest accomplishment in your life since TCU hasn’t won a Natty in 85 yrs. You sound pathetic and desperate to be relevant.
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Big12 programs = SEC programs
TCU = UF
Tech = Tenn
OSU = OU (😘)
KU = UK
KSU = LSU
Baylor = Vandy
WV = SC
UCF = Vandy too
Utah = Bama
UH = Auburn
BYU = Tex
ISU = MSU
CU = Ole Miss
ASU = Ark
UA = Miz
Cincy = Vandy also
(No UGA)
If I’m wrong tell me why + your alternate choices
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Gotta give it to USU, really well coached team. Sprinkle coached circles around Dixon tonight. Don’t like that lanky kid with the pedo stache tho 😂
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I gotta say, if I was gonna have a burner account for another school other than TCU I’d want it to be Tech, say what you will about the 🌵 people, their twitter game is elite
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Least likable teams in every conference:
Big12: Kansas/Utah
Big10: Ohio State
SEC: Tennessee/Mizzou/Texas
ACC: Miami/SMU/Duke
AAC: USF/Memphis
CUSA: UAB
PAC2: Washington State
MWC: Boise State
MAC: Ohio
SB: Middle Tennessee State
FBS: South or North Dakota State
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@BoardGeniuses
Guaranteed FSU has more fans in the stadium than SMU when they play in Dallas.
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Her: S E E◼️P U S S Y◼️I N ◼️ M Y ◼️B I O
The picture in her bio:
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Can we all admit that this guy is a massive tool?
Awesome: Travis Kelce finally receives his college diploma while SLAMMING down a beer 🤣
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Ana de Armas is hotter than Sydney Sweeney, y’all just can’t see past the knockers. There I said it.
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My new BYU followers are not gonna enjoy it when I go back to my normal profanity laden rants and borderline verbally abusive tweets
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BREAKING: LSU transfer guard Hailey Van Lith has committed to TCU,
@goodmansport
reports👀
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Why does Utah State have a 53% graduation rate?
Bet you thought I was gonna make a joke, but I’m not, I’m actually concerned and want to know.
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This is great and all but where are the rest of the mfs at???
Baylor popped TCU on Monday night, 62-54. TCU G Tre Tennyson was 0-8. At 12:10 am, he was here shooting by himself while the crews cleaned the arena.
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@techntortillas
@mgtnquasar
Damn Lubbock, I owe you an apology I was unfamiliar with your game
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Jamie Dixon Special:
Step 1: Beat ranked opponent(s)
Step 2: Get ranked
Step 3: Lose to an inferior opponent
Step 4: Lose ranking
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Searching for Stanford fans, or, a singular Stanford fan
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* = Would be much much lower if not for proximity to skiing, fishing, slc and park city
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@SMUFOOTBALL2024
@baylorjohnnn
@dal_pal1
@TXColonel
@BarstoolSicEm
@stillgray
@Manhattva
No one wants y’all in the ACC, so much so that they trashed your entire program in legal pleadings
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Penix should’ve won the Heisman and you can’t tell me otherwise.
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I cannot imagine how much rowdier this place would be if these people drank beer.
In reference to the previous tweet ⬇️
The Marriott Center. 🔵⚪️
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How to say you don’t know ball without saying you don’t know ball
@KeyedInWins
yes it’s the 4 most deserving just like last year . TCU wasn’t 1 of the 4 best teams
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If I shat on your college town or hometown I’d just like to say from the bottom of my heart that I’m not fuckin sorry at all. I don’t give a shit if u like my list, it took me 3 minutes to make - go make ur own and no one will give a fuck. Thx for coming to my TED talk.
Ranking Big12 cities:
1. Boulder
2. Salt Lake City
3. Morgantown
4. Fort Worth
5. Provo*
6. Lawrence
7. Orlando
8. Tempe
9. Houston
10. Cincinnati
11. Lubbock
12. Tucson
13. Stillwater
14. Manhattan
15. Ames
16. Waco
I’ve been to nearly all of them but try to change my mind.
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Always nice to see the 2022 TCU football team return to the DFW area
Couple goats passing through an Arlington neighborhood this morning
(via IG/ tas_tee.com_ig)
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If TCU loses to BYU tonight, I will only soak (no sex) for a month
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If you don’t know what bounding is you never trained or played a sport
Seriously, what is going on in Tuscaloosa?
Saban just threw up 🤮
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Both OU and Texas out of their last Big12 conference tourney already?
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I can’t fucking stand listening to Kirk Herbstreit’s dumbass
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I am willing to marry a 90 year old incredibly wealthy woman for the good of TCU football’s NIL fund
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Stop fucking wearing sneakers with formal wear. I’m not sorry for saying it either.
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Happy to report that my Saturday was not ruined by TCU sports, rather the opposite
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Just watched Dune 2 and credit where credit is due, that was a great performance by
@SMUFOOTBALL2024
as the Baron
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Kansas getting bailed out by the refs
It’s a tale as old as time
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Sir, a second team has sued the ACC
The nuts and bolts of Clemson's lawsuit against the ACC. Clemson is claiming:
1. The ACC has not adhered to the original scope of the Grant of Rights
2. The financial penalty for leaving the conference is "exorbitant" with details about how it is inherently different than other
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Are people just now realizing the Big10 is soft/fraudulent? This was apparent for quite some time
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THERE ARE 17 PORN BOTS UNDER EVERY FUCKIN POST
@elonmusk
BUT SOMEHOW I GET THE SHAFT EVERY FEW DAYS FIGURE YOU SHIT OUT
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Some TCU fans would have you believe this guy is a bum…
He’s not.
Would be a great get for TCU, even if “we don’t want him” (which would be insipid in my book)
You have to have a mobile QB in CFB circa 2023.
KJ Jefferson has that & has proven he can be a great QB on the biggest stage. (Highlight video just 2022)
Career numbers in the SEC!!!
🔸5 years
🔸2,621 snaps
🔸38 starts
🔸1,876 r-yds / 21 TD
🔸7,923 p-yds/
🔸65%/67TD/18INT
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Deion Sanders has been a bitch and indeed still is a bitch
That is all
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@El_Mas_Micah
I have no experience with y’all until now, and im always surprised by positive sports based interactions on here 😂
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I desperately need a TCU QB starting in the NFL, jealous of these tech/ISU fans rn
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I have actually never been more proud of our student section
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@BarstoolSicEm
His first name could be Baylor and his last name Bear and he still wouldn’t pick your poverty program
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So many BYU fans have unfollowed me in the last 24 hours. All I have to say is:
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Turns out I don’t even like sports I just like TCU sports, and when those are bad I don’t like anything at all
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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, TCU ain’t fucking getting left behind in any new age CFB realignment
Only 8 CFB teams have played in the Cotton, Fiesta, Orange, Peach, Sugar, AND Rose Bowl. (NY6)
These teams have won 5 of the 6, but no school has won all six yet.
Who will be the 1st program to achieve wins in all six?
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A TCU defense that brings pressure
Y’all are FUCKED
Damonic Williams says he expects TCU will get after the quarterback much more this season.
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Some of y’all don’t wanna hear this but Jerry Jones is the problem and has been for a long time. It all starts at the top.
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It’s tough to go from (near) the top to absolute rock bottom but somehow TCU sports have managed to pull it off
Not you tennis and rifle team, we salute you.
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What’s one college football moment you wish you could see again for the first time?
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Had a girl come over once to Netflix n chill and she said “can we put on a real cinematic masterpiece, like a real film?” So I said sure why not. This bitch unironically selected nacho libre.
Anyways we’re celebrating our 3rd anniversary pretty soon.
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Some favorite Big12 accounts by school:
UH:
@NotWhoYouDream
UCF:
@TheRealTCG3
UU:
@jerhask9
BYU:
@FBalloholic
ASU:
@rez_devil
OSU:
@PistolRick
KU:
@kcsports69
KSU:
@WildScoobster
ISU:
@CyPluto
BU:
@Sir_KnowsALot_
TTU:
@felipe4prez
UC:
@Bearcatfan33
WVU:
@ShiestyEer
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Me every time TCU is on the goal line
Mike Elko: "Tell them to run the f***ing ball. Run the f***ing ball"
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No staff changes, no transfer portal moves, key players leaving, I am in HELL
@CoachSonnyDykes
@JDonati_TCU
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Pictured - Cam Rising’s return to Utah Football:
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Last leg of the parlay is BYU ML against the worst team in the conference
Surely
#19
BYU will handle OSU
*checks score*
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This was an absolute fumble by TCU.
And no I don’t want to hear about how good you think Hoov is or will be - I sure hope he is, cause if he’s not, then this will have been a massive mistake.
NEWS: UCF has emerged as the team to watch for the Arkansas transfer QB KJ Jefferson,
@PeteNakos_
reports.
Intel:
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Try to be funny challenge level: Stanford
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I’m officially a baseball guy. Toad to Omaha confirmed.
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Easton Stick is so fucking bad, fuck you for not giving Duggan a chance
@chargers
you fucking poverty organization
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All 13 Colorado fans are on my head, little do they know I was born in the darkness of taking shit from tech burners and the like, their shit talking ain’t nothing compared to that
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TCU burners laying
@LifeofFitz
‘s journalism career to rest
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@JDonati_TCU
: what if we dumped all our NIL into women’s basketball
TCU fans: uh nah
Donati: but what if they were all hot
TCU fans: genius, we’re in
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@jaredismyname_
Jared we don’t need to know how many fat bitches you struck out with this weekend, keep it to yourself 😂
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I’m going to be absolutely insufferable when football season starts, until then I’m chilling
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Credit where credit is due, Coles has played a much MUCH better game tonight
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TCU 🏈&🏀 will never have an elite environment to play in. We don’t have a strong enough student/alumni culture to pack the stands + keep them packed. When packed it’s not loud. Many alumni aren’t in DFW and many students don’t care. This was my one gripe as a player that remains
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Because the mf would be a 70 overall
REPORT: Texas QB Arch Manning will NOT opt into EA Sports College Football 25, per
@AnwarRichardson
...
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This is how you create a stagnant basketball culture on campus, create excitement and have kids camp out just to piss it away playing the worst ball you have all season at home in a big game.
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No problem
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Me as the entire CFB world shits on SMU
me after the first sip of my iced brown sugar oat shaken expresso latte from Starbucks
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I am fucked up, deep in Mormon territory, and I don’t give a piss about nothin but the frawgs - ROLL TOAD
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I mean come on they had the cutthroats right in front of them
"On Tuesday, applications were filed with the US Patent and Trademark Office for trademarks on the following names:
Utah Blizzard
Utah Venom
Utah Fury
Utah HC
Utah Hockey Club"
As usual, Clark Rasmussen is on the case when it comes to new NHL team names:
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Thank you SMU, for bringing me so much laughter and joy on a daily basis
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I think this is actually a very popular opinion
Unpopular opinion: JJ McCarthy is very overrated. Carried by a good OL and defense.
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Teams I would most likely be a fan of if the TCU campus blew up today:
1. No one
2. Fuck
3. All
4. Of
5. You
Teams I would most likely be a fan of if the Kansas State campus blew up today
1. Texas Tech
2. Oklahoma State
3. Colorado
4. Miss State
5. UWV
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Me Joseph Smith
🤝
Gettin bitches
This one goes out to the BYU fans
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I have made the decision, in favor of my marriage and mental health, not to watch another inning of TCU baseball until we clearly have it figured out and turned around
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