Mrs Larsson
@14MilesToFrance
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Yorkshire girl on a rock. Passionate about travel. Views are my own. If I could do just one near perfect thing I'd be happy.
Jersey via Leeds
Joined February 2021
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Time to update my bio I suppose. Finally did one perfect thing…
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I do not want to live in a nation that thinks Mrs Brown’s Boys is better than Ghosts. An absolute TRAVESTY.
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@elf_lyons
@greg_jenner
Plus the surprise additional £1500 to cover t-shirts, entrance fees and 'other surprises*' that is requested 48 hours before you go. In cash.
*The 'other surprises' will be the stripper that the Bride made very clear she did not want, and will not appreciate nor find funny.
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@hansmollman
I went to Paris alone, treated myself to champagne and macaroons up the Eiffel Tower, went to the Moulin Rouge, took a boat trip on the Seine. Life is too short to wait around for other people.
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If Jono and Ellie went on
#MAFSAU
to build their profiles like most of the rest I really don’t know how they envisage this is going to pan out for them. What an absolutely vile pair of humans.
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For the rest of my life, every time I have a bad day at work, I'm going to remind myself that I didn't work in Center Parcs PR department on 13th September 2022 and count my blessings.
Absolute scenes.
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Just in case we thought things had moved on in the 45 years since the Yorkshire Ripper.... 🙄
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@caitlinmoran
@SamEspensen
Is there a sub-bracket for people who have no strong feelings either way, aside for being absolutely sick to the back teeth of seeing his face plastered across every news and social site in existence?
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@DatCatDer
I reckon 'all chuck in £2 each and you won't need to bake any cakes' would go down well.
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@townsendyesmate
I’d like to see a series with a paramedic, a mixologist, a chef, a retail supervisor, a factory operative, a hairdresser, a social worker. People with common sense and experience of actual work with actual people.
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@Welshcake74
We’ve always had a team agreement that anyone who lives alone gets a max of 2 hours unexplained absence before we turn up on the doorstep. Best wishes to your Dad x
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@sarajcox
My ex-husband’s uncle brought his own foil wrapped corned beef sandwiches to our wedding dinner 😳
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@iamalisonperry
@KirstieMAllsopp
But surely someone that identifies as a Man would not seek to be pregnant in the first place, since that’s not something that men do. I’d think the act of being pregnant would be more of an affront to them than the language used?
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@Franklinsays
@sharrond62
But by ‘or have a cervix’, transgender Men are included in the post you shared. Women, the largest group who require cervical screening, are fully excluded from the one Sharon shared.
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@Re_whatevering
@CamillaTominey
And if she had used the NHS you'd be moaning she'd taken the place of someone who doesn't have the means to go private. Have a day off.
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@juanbuis
@Ryan_Deitsch
@Tanvim
It'd need to be burgers for San Fran. Sausages would just roll straight off the grill.
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@sarajcox
Pensions. Interest rates. Mortgages. Investments.
Trigonometry and algebra have never come in useful in everyday life, but the above would have 🤷🏼♀️
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@PolyglotChris
@Kerensamad
@NoContextBrits
I see you and I raise you explaining [the island of] Jersey to Americans 🤯🤯
What do they think the ‘New’ refers to? It naturally suggests there’s an original, no?
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@KirstieMAllsopp
Fantastic. Our little one is closer to 15 weeks than 15 years but I hope when the time comes we’ll have instilled enough sense and confidence in him to see him spread his wings and fly.
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Go to Majorca they said, get away from it all.
The people on the next table in the restaurant live in St. Peter 😂😂
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Puffins! Beautiful new
@NatTrustJersey
installation at Plemont headland. Sadly their real-life counterparts are a bit harder to spot today.
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@UpYourAlley2
@drinks2muchwine
PEASFUL PROTEST. Imagine how much more dangerous they’d be with brains.
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@hansmollman
And yet none of them considered the most effective way to raise awareness or highlight the issues, which would have been 'refusing to go'.
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Ant & Dec can piss off too. If I’d driven my car drunk into a family minding their own business on the road I wouldn’t expect to be employed again, never mind winning industry awards year after year.
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@bradthatch
@JayAllerton
I know a ‘Debbie gone for the day’ because whenever we try to get her on the phone, even if it’s 9.15am, she’s apparently gone for the day 😄
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@redheadranting
An absolute minimum of 2 full minutes, and then a good squeeze before you remove it. A generous spoon of sugar. A splash of milk. If you can stand the spoon up in it you’re on the right track.
Disclaimer: I’m from Yorkshire. Other counties may drink tea differently.
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@KirstieMAllsopp
And then (not the only cause, but certainly doesn’t help!) wonder why they have damp & mould…
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@JennBridge
@sharrond62
With respect Jen, the other ad mentions ‘Women and those with a cervix’. Transgender Men are therefore included in the ‘Women’ ad, but Women are fully excluded from the Transgender ad, which is absurd 🤨
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If only it were as warm as it looks! 12km walk done, and now we sit down.
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This is my favourite thing today 🖤
For me... The most enduring image. Prince Philip sneakily surprises his wife dressed as a guard. Just look at her face. RIP Sir. You shall be missed.
#PrincePhillip
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@JasonManford
Fair play to them and to you. When we came to see you in Leeds the couple behind us had a tiny baby in ear-defenders (they’d booked the tickets before he’d come along). Respect to them for cracking on anyway.
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@lucyinglis
This is a genuinely excellent point that I didn’t notice until you said it. Less ‘I’ required and more ‘You’.
A thought to take forward in life. Thank you.
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The best pre-wedding night with a selection of my absolute favourite people in the world ❤️
Can’t wait for tomorrow.
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@MartinSLewis
I'd say it's fine and mean it, unless small kids with us or actively eating at the time. However when I'm the smoker, if people are sat very close and/or eating then I just get up and go elsewhere to smoke.
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Received an offer on our small, perfect first home flat from a BTL investor.
Thanks but no Thanks. We're currently in a position to not have to add to the housing crisis, so we won't.
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The property market is mad. I’ve spent (significantly) longer making decisions at the Waitrose cheese counter than it took us today to throw caution to the wind and make an offer on a flat 😳
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How lucky can two people be? The worlds most amazing wedding (humility is not my strong point today) and then THIS 😍
Thank you to the lovely lemur keeper at
@JerseyZoo
for helping make this happen x
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Next up; Storm Domingo.
Anyone in Jersey who ever attended a party at the infamous Colomberie restaurant should know to be very afraid 😂😳
Batten down the hatches.
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@Jaynesharp
The nation will never, ever forgive Alan Rickman for breaking Emma Thompson's heart (God rest his soul).
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@hansmollman
He was on snap having cocktails & feeding a baby (much younger than Bambi) hours before the announcement apparently. My money is on a secret second family & a serious Snapchat mishap.
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My timeline is overflowing with love for
@GaryBurgessCI
and I am HERE for it.
Gary you’ve touched all of our lives, made us laugh, provided the voice of sanity during chaos and been our safe port in the storm of fake news.
Happy Retirement 💕 x
#BeMoreBurgess
#WhatALiberty
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@RyanMorrisonJer
@rex_woodbury
Yeah, yep, definitely Marvel & NatGeo. Definitely not Pixar and the Muppets. Not here. Nope. 🫢
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Taxi Driver J147151 what a sweetheart; chanced my arm for a ride to town as he was dropping someone off at my apartments, he obliged and then refused my money
#GoodDeeds
#GoodKarma
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In light of today's news, one month today and for the first time since Christmas 2018, I'M GOING HOME!!!!
😃😃😃
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Last night we went to Chambers. It served to confirm that I’m too old to be out beyond pub kick out time, and that I’m ok with that fact.
(notable exception being fancy cocktail bars with table service, I’m ok until 1am in that scenario).
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I’ve started a policy of muting people that do nothing but bang endlessly on about covid & case numbers, and blocking conspiracy theorists. My timeline is getting more pleasant by the day.
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We are home 💕 The team at JGH maternity are all amazing & attentive but it’ll be nice *not* to have regular taps on the door tonight! Bub can wake me up whenever he wants. If anyone else tries it’ll be the last thing they do 🤭
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Zurich Airport just out here NAILING the healthy airport food that is lacking from basically every other airport.
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There are men on our roof, and they have metres of tough sheet, wooden battens and power drills.
They are currently my top 2 favourite men in the world. Including The Swede™️ 😝
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@KirstieMAllsopp
Just had one guy tell me that a) Abstinence is an option but also b) if Women can have abortions then Men should be able to have ‘financial abortions’ from children they don’t want. I’ve asked him why the Men didn’t abstain. He doesn’t seem to have an answer 🤔🙄
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Did it. Got a fringe. Will now spend the rest of my days trying to wrangle said fringe into line while cursing it.
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Pictures and videos of people ‘larking about’ on the seafront. If there’s anything more outrageously fucking stupid than that then I don’t know what it is.
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@Franklinsays
@sharrond62
No, the post you shared covers all groups. There isn’t one targeted ONLY at Women, the largest applicable group by miles, but there is one that entirely excludes them. This is not inclusivity.
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@ITVChannelTV
The British Media seems to have completely forgotten that thousands of people LIVE in Rhodes & Corfu and are losing their homes and businesses. Disruption to holidaymakers isn't the real news here.
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Can we talk about the fact that
@Jersey_Marathon
’s 2nd finisher at 2:31 arrived on a choppy boat from St. Malo LESS THAN AN HOUR before the start?? 😱😱😱
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Catching up on
#MAFSAU
. Thinking of starting a GoFundMe to buy these Australian Men the socks and shirt buttons that there seems to be a serious shortage of.
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Things I’ve learnt from examining just about every 2 bedroom property listed for sale in Jersey house this week…
• Some architects are bonkers
• Not enough people make their beds
• Astroturf is the devil’s work
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Imagine training for years, getting to the Olympics and then having to walk away for fear your opponent could not just beat you, but very easily kill you.
Biological Men have NO BUSINESS in Women’s sport and IDGAF who argues otherwise.
Angela Carini abandoned the match moments into it. She was expected to compete against a man in women’s sport. This is not right, fair or safe.
She should not have had to do any of this.
Get men out of women’s sport.
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Honestly I’m quite proud, given I’ve had a glass of wine.
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I do not like it. I do not like it. I do not like it. Checking off the minutes until sunrise, because everything seems less scary in daylight.
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Power bank charging.
Kindle charging.
Laptops charging (in the unlikely event that we lost power but somehow still had broadband 🧐)
Torch dug out.
We are awash with candles.
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@FightyWoman
I don’t know if it’s the size or the street that’s the issue? I grew up as working class as it gets in a house half that size & over my dead body would I be paying to stay in a hostel that gives off such strong crack den vibes.
Taking pride in a property costs very little.
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@GovJersey
36 people a bit under the weather, 19 who didn’t even know they were ill, 0 in hospital, 0 in care homes, 60% of population vaccinated, yet nearly 900 in isolation and 1000s in hospitality & tourism biz on the edge of sanity.
This is absolutely ridiculous.
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Proud to say that in the 6 years the
@TheDurrellChall
has been taking place I’ve been involved every year.
4 time runner; 2 time Marshall. Here’s to many more! Thanks to
@JerseyZoo
&
@3DEvents_
for making it happen 🍾
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A message to younger
#LoveIsland
viewers who may be new to relationships :
TESTING A RELATIONSHIP BY FLIRTING WITH OTHER PEOPLE IS NOT A THING IN REAL LIFE.
If your partner claims it is, leave and don’t look back.
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@wesleysmithtv
@ITVChannelTV
I appreciate the need to report on this awful situation, but heading out there with cameras seem ghoulish, at this stage. Extra eyes on the scene is great, but I don't know that the public need a live feed, we all know what the water is like this time of year.
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I have just written the email of my life. The email to end all emails. The ultimate mic drop of emails.
My neighbour is currently proof-reading it, in case it gets me blacklisted from the management company 😂
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Amazing gin tasting at the Channel Islands Liquor Company! Who said 12 on a Sunday is too early for gin?
#DoItForJersey
#BigWeekend
@VisitJerseyCI
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I don’t have the proper words for this, but as a Woman in a generally misogynistic world, I took some comfort from the power & respect commanded by the Queen, even if I didn’t realise it at the time. I’m sad that it will be a few generations until that’s the case again.
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When you buy a Christmas decoration from every country you visit, and this time the country is Denmark 🇩🇰
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First time out of the house as a 3. Forgot the nappy bag (we both thought the other had brought it, neither had) but otherwise a successful little walk & stop at the Boathouse for refreshment & to meet Auntie G!
Bub slept through the entire adventure 😄
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Lots of people commenting on the
#WillSmith
and
#ChrisRock
drama that 'it was just a joke'.
I assume those people are not Women who've experienced alopecia. As a Woman who has I can confirm it's not remotely funny. A joke at someone's expense is not a joke
#TheOscars
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@elucydate
@mumsnet_madness
There's 364 other days a year he can spend with his own Mum, rather than the one day that's especially upsetting for his Wife.
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4 holidays & 2 weekend breaks booked for this year, and now considering putting a deposit down on one for next year 🤭
I’ve often said I’d rather die than cruise, but the Norwegian Fjords look nice…
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