🧸.
@109mph
Followers
479
Following
701
Media
1,256
Statuses
25,164
wannabe writer, wannabe game developer, wannabe astronaut.
Here I am
Joined January 2012
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Adalet
• 203112 Tweets
Gazze
• 119644 Tweets
ベイマックス
• 106032 Tweets
Chester
• 101089 Tweets
#サクサクヒムヒム
• 53867 Tweets
NANON LETSGO NYFW
• 46808 Tweets
#笑うマトリョーシカ
• 46341 Tweets
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TANNIE
• 39129 Tweets
#ساعه_استجابه
• 33501 Tweets
#dilanpolat
• 31415 Tweets
E. Jean Carroll
• 28909 Tweets
#2KDay
• 28903 Tweets
#DAY6_9th_Page
• 26759 Tweets
#4MINUTES_EP7
• 26706 Tweets
#浦島坂田船11周年
• 26285 Tweets
Franco Escamilla
• 26207 Tweets
#HAPPY_EJ_DAY
• 24461 Tweets
Game Day
• 22481 Tweets
Ayşenur Ezgi Eygi
• 18723 Tweets
#데이식스_청춘의_9번째_페이지
• 15949 Tweets
おぱんちゅうさぎ
• 15600 Tweets
BGYO DESERVES BETTER
• 10857 Tweets
Ocak
• 10025 Tweets
@politicalawake
I'm not saying OP needs their hard drive checking but...
it might not be a bad idea, as a precaution
9
200
26K
@Sargon_of_Akkad
Well yeah because it's being blockaded and bombarded. They couldn't get into Palestine if they tried, unless they put on an IDF uniform
61
115
10K
@IrishBrian30
Forget Africa, I'm super impressed by the part where he ran across the South Atlantic
8
11
5K
@Nabyllionaire
It's only because none of them can live up to the quality of long balls he used to bang out for fun
3
35
4K
@kelvmackenzie
Or people are doing work instead of wasting time that doesn't need to be spent on the Tube
21
14
3K
@EstherMcVey1
Did you not campaign to get reelected on Sunak's manifesto that included a complete smoking ban?
15
67
3K
@SuperSquidoodle
No joke when I was in America I went to Walmart and in the fizzy pop aisle I thought I was gonna get radiation poisoning
37
14
3K
13
12
2K
@lewis_goodall
@andymhamilton
Kind of is if you're saying farmland should be turned into housing estates
4
6
1K
@I_AM_WILDCAT
Dude we get 3 hot days a year, if we're lucky. Your AC business would fail hard
53
2
1K
@bbclaurak
When was the last time you used this kind of line with the Tories?
I didn't see you ever write "Conservatives trying to turn a paint job in 6 wards into 40 new hospitals"
1
49
968
@iFireMonkey
Knife to a Gun Fight Win a match only dealing damage with melee weapons XP Granted: 250
This should be 1million XP, absolute baller move
5
5
982
@WallStreetSilv
Rent gone up by $500 a month (not to mention the rest of the cost of living) and you're suggesting she's the problem here?
17
4
938
@premierleague
The best part of this is that a couple of months ago Spurs fans were acting like they were in it
14
0
801
@dunstablian
Pretty much everything in this country is objectively worse now than it was under the last Labour government
1
13
763
@intherainhamend
@HelenSteelITV
@RailUKForums
@Railfuture
And passengers are just supposed to innately know that all this is expected from them to save the train companies from maintaining their kit properly?
2
8
694
@Keir_Starmer
Yeah but you've changed it into the sort of party that the Sun supports.
The same Sun you swore you'd never write for just a few years ago
15
26
679
@TelegraphRoyals
@AllisonPearson
If I were
@AllisonPearson
, I'd avoid these comments, she's in for a right hammering
32
21
636
@Gaylussite
If people stopped taking out their stresses or just being generally horrible to service staff, these signs wouldn't be up in every shop.
1
9
613
@tom_watson
If the party that campaigned on a slogan "change." And immediately suspends anyone who doesn't vote to keep one of the worst things the Tories did, there's hardly any point pretending....
10
27
601
@AvaSantina
As if it's "Parliament2015" these people running the entire country are not serious 😭
11
6
584
@i_sodaa
@I_AM_WILDCAT
I'm a fan of not dying on any hill, I'm a fan of dying in my bed, when I'm very old
6
8
559
@The_Forty_Four
City v United pure hatred?
United fans are City fans if it stops Liverpool winning anything 😂😂
4
0
546
2
12
511
@CryptoTRoute
@TheEXECUTlONER_
@RealAaronHarvey
@elonmusk
I know you didn't just say that noncing is less serious than having an extramarital affair... 😐
7
0
518
@TheMcGloneCode
@PhtevenRoth94
@JesseBaggs
@theserfstv
@DennisPerkins5
Counter-point: the tyranny of husbands is in fact worse than "rebelliousness" of wives because wives are not subjects pledging fealty to their liege Lord, they're equal partners in a relationship.
2
2
502
@JacobYoungMP
That'll be a nice comfort as they can't get a GP or NHS dentist appointment, or get a train, or take their kids to a library, or have police investigate their burgled home, and as they pay an extra £1k on energy as well as all the extra council tax, car insurance, rent, but at
6
31
501
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
Who'd have thought that creating a system whereby parents can't afford to have more kids would have resulted in parents not having enough kids?
1
32
491
@studiozero_9
@Lord_Sugar
The last Chanceller Phillip Hammond wasn't even that good at it, why did he get a free pass?
8
8
440
@JohnnyMercerUK
If they are credibly accused of war crimes, it's only right they be given the chance to go to trial and clear their names
15
6
451
@Haggis_UK
Like the Tories didn't try to rig the system in their own favour? Allowing expats to vote, letting old people use almost any ID but not accepting the young people's equivalent. They even didn't accept the veteran ID card because it would make it harder to deny young people.
12
36
439
@ActionBrexit
Stamping on the head of a guy who's already been restrained and wasnt involved in the assault on her does literally nothing to defend her, so there's that...
68
16
435
@mbr3x
@donediditnowz
@Sargon_of_Akkad
Without spending money I don't have travelling to an active conflict zone, I've seen enough images of flattened buildings with limbs protruding, I've seen videos of IDF soldiers proudly sharing their war crimes with the world, I don't have to be in Gaza to know what's wrong.
7
0
372
@JamesCleverly
The PM nobody chose is protecting our democracy by *checks notes* making authoritarian speeches railing against the most recent democratically elected MP and cracking out on democratic rights and freedoms.
2
32
356
@brissle
@JimMFelton
@WMerciaPolice
I need to hand myself in, when I was a teenager I apparently broke the law thousands of times by popping the Shropshire Star and Telford Journal through letterboxes
7
4
368
I’ve been thinking about it for a while, and I’ve finally done it. I’ve become a paid up member of
@TheGreenParty
36
20
351
@NoContextBrits
I was gonna make a joke about effort-free effort, but it actually feels similar to every time I've written a script or job to automate some mundane tasks
1
2
359
@AnthonyAinsdale
"Is presented with a birthday cake" code for "knowingly promoted a sex pest into a position of power over juniors, laughed about it, then lied about it", or are you just lying?
8
19
356
@Jaytorial
@GaryLineker
@trentaa98
You could find a similar clip for literally every footballer ever
2
0
313
@thechosenberg
Wtf does someone who studied English Lit and works in publishing have to do with a 3 word Latin phrase that's been repeated and made fun of millions of times
3
2
348
@GullisJonathan
So you *could have* put prices up more but didn't and so we've saved money?
Glad to know that while my food shop costs double what it did a year ago, Asda could have quadrupled prices so I'm grateful they've saved me half
3
3
334
@LauraFellover
@David_Challen
I think I read that he doesn't have any remorse or even think there was anything wrong with what he did. How do you rehabilitate that?
2
1
334
@PoliticsJOE_UK
Because what the workforce really needs to boost productivity is people on the job in states of emotional distress, feeling all over the place, and unable to focus. That'll fix everything
6
13
333
@Councillorsuzie
They were doing that 30 years ago when I was in primary school. It only seems new because the Tories took it away
15
8
318
@NadineDorries
Wasn't worried about a 'supermajority' when the Tories had 80 and could do whatever they wanted with no effective opposition, was you?
5
16
322
@ahouse4all
@kevin_h86
If I recall, he also got work from people in his existing network using prior experience and skills
2
5
324
@heat17248
@jdpoc
Brenda he's trying to get hotels full of people burned down, we never said we'd tolerate incitement to mass murder
1
3
321
@ropes_on
@GaryLineker
@HKane
Like no other player moves clubs for whatever reasons? His tattoo is personal to him and is nobody's business, certainly not an excuse for the press to be constantly hounding him like they do. As for better player and man, that's a matter of opinion.
2
6
300
@EstherMcVey1
What the country needs is for the Conservatives to disappear into the dustbin of history
8
17
304
@JohnnyMercerUK
Causes like giving your wife a buckshee job and really milking the gravy train
2
11
307
@premierleague
If there's one takeaway from this table, it's that Defoe is criminally underrated
2
2
268
@cinquethartist
@SaeedDiCaprio
"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them"
2
5
287
@City_Zone_
@WestHam_Central
Two of the players op mentioned literally were bought with money from selling Coutinho
0
2
277