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@elsilt
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Only the tories would use someone wearing a Rolex Datejust (£7000~) as an example of a struggling pensioner lol
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Conservatives
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This winter, pensioners will have to choose between heating and eating. And that’s on Keir Starmer.
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@chrisanthemum01 these people are so desperate for likes they forget what they’re actually saying lol
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i do not understand how the greens suddenly have gained the allure of a serious party when they oppose nuclear power so heavily it’s literally antithetical to their environmental goals
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@rainstormblue Brat gets an office job in the big city and reinvents itself
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3 years
nothing worse than signing up for an academically rigorous degree and then being faced with academic rigour
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@elsilt
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4 years
does anyone else cringe at pre lockdown you
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@elsilt
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5 months
proposing a law that means parents under 25 could not drive their children home from school lol
@JBuckleyLabour
Julia Buckley MP
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@kimleadbeater 's Graduate Driving License bill will have its second reading on May 17th. I fully support this bill and @owe65332 with her petition to push for Graduate Driving Licenses. You can find the petition below:
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@lilyyinnes @georgialtaylor privilege should be calculated by how much fear you feel walking into urban
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@elsilt
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4 years
you’re not gay unless you almost accidentally came out to your parents on your UCAS form
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@elsilt
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3 years
oh
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@elsilt
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5 months
>Learning about the UK justice system via Twitter That was your first mistake
@GraphCrimes
🏳️‍⚧️Graph Crimes🏳️‍🌈🥥🌴
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Learning about the UK justice system via Twitter these past few days and I don't think I've ever been more patriotic towards the US
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4 months
@Aden_Harris_ deeply unserious party who would happy reduce our gdp by 10% to save one tree
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@EvanCull green party take on nuclear power: opinion discarded
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@elsilt
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3 years
getting unfollowed on instagram straight after a date has to be the most humbling thing imaginable
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4 years
did anyone else pretend to hate their parents music but every so often a banger would come on and youd have to secretly try and look up the song lyrics to find out what it was
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3 years
insta saw it first x
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@LiamBlizard I’m sure the negative effect of this will be felt widely
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@JoshAlexCairo You are not struggling if you are still wearing a watch that is £7000, probably £11000 going by typical rates for gold
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@elsilt
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2 years
living proof you do not need to be smart to go to oxford
@OSFLife
Oxford Students for Life
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We are still here! We've had our fair share of protests, but rest assured - we're not going anywhere!
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@elsilt
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3 years
making ur ucas decisions by asking men on grindr
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@elsilt
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4 months
we’re kicked out aggressively every 8 weeks to mark the end of term
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ein-sofist
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How do people leave Oxford
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@richardparke15 As I have said before, unless this bill remedies this issue, which it doesn’t, it is still absurd
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@elsilt
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3 years
receiving an offer from oxford vs actually attending oxford
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@elsilt
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4 years
can year 13s who have missed their 18ths just agree we're gonna go wild on our 19ths instead
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@elsilt
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3 years
@skinnylilbih it’s not revision it’s just vision with how much i’m having to self teach 💔💔
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4 years
@skinnylilbih i chose using their tiktok hashtags 😭😭
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@elsilt
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2 months
When’re you so sick of being asked to do the dishes in your shared house that you just add uncleanliness to your political ideology
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naturgeschichtlich
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if u care like at all about "street cleanliness" i think we more or less have nothing in common just in terms of what we value and how we think the world should be
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3 years
yeah
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3 years
bed time selfie 😼
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@elsilt
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4 years
good thing i’m gay then right
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@elsilt
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4 years
should we take a minute to reflect on my one year glowup
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@elsilt
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3 years
early morning car rides ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
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@MiddlesexUni @vix_idk @skinnylilbih bro he’s gonna KILL SOMEONE
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3 months
who wants to explain tops and bottoms to martin lewis
@MartinSLewis
Martin Lewis
3 months
Sorry to those couples who aren't hetrosexual - I couldn't find a way to make it work for you - if anyone has a bright idea on that let me know.
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3 years
officially 19,,, no longer a twink
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2 years
every time i overspend on a night out i just remind myself that atleast i didn’t pay £286.34 for an Oxford Union membership
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@skinnylilbih bestie there’s a couple in my school and the girl makes like mock bdsm handcuffs with his tie and they lick each other
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3 years
first year exams at Oxford? ✅
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@mydogslife3 @JoshAlexCairo Some people should have to sell their rolexes sorry lol
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4 years
@AllbutNathaniel sorry we all know what that means
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4 years
feeling very jealous of everyone piers morgan has blocked
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@elsilt
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speedrun lowest approval rating
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
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🚨 NEW: The government is considering forcing pubs to close their doors early to target harmful drinking [ @Telegraph ]
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3 years
@skinnylilbih this reads like a mock oxbridge interview
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@danwaterfield You have no idea how competitive top uni places are then
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@SettCandy no thoughts head empty
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@willemdatoes @asticky1still i’m grateful they identify themselves quickly so we can ignore them
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2 months
no way has it already lost that much resolution
@JoseOfArakko
JH, Indígena dos seios
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3 years
@peterscott99 @magnacarta_444 plenty of jobs don’t get pussy peter
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4 years
i still don’t know how the grades that decide my future will be created but glad they enjoyed their beans
@BBCPolitics
BBC Politics
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Weetabix with baked beans: a debate "more divisive than Brexit"? Commons leader Jacob Rees-Mogg calls the combo "utterly disgusting" instead preferring "nanny's homemade marmalade on toast"
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the green party is hilarious because they’ll interweave the best proposal you’ve ever heard right next to the worst imaginable
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
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🚨 NEW: The Green Party 2024 manifesto in full Immigration: - End immigration detention unless a public safety danger - Allow asylum seekers to work during application process - End the hostile environment - Remove minimum income requirements for spouse visas - Provide safe
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3 years
drop out then .
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2 years
i wish i had more gay friends to go to silly little gay clubs with
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moving back home after uni:
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3 years
if ur teachers have told u uni is less intense than alevels know they are lying
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4 years
HOLY FUCK
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3 years
i could’ve gone my whole life without knowing cambridge doesn’t have collections
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4 years
year 13 students after thinking they'd actually get some clarity on whats going on with their exams #alevels2021
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@AstrologyOsiris @bimbotheory this is possibly the weirdest thing anyone has said about gay men
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4 years
normalise calling out people who view ur private but dont open ur snaps
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4 years
thank god i stopped doing whatever that pose was
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@luvonthemoon
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a year into quarantine wtf... qrt selfies from the beginning of quarantine last march, im tryna see something😭
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3 years
the urge to buy another quarter-zip instead of paying for therapy
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3 years
do you not realise you succeeded in spite of tory policies not because of them, no one should ever have to go through what you have
@SamanthaTaghoy
Samantha Smith
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My “daddy” is dead and I was homeless at 16. I sofa-surfed and worked three jobs to support myself through my A-Levels. I now have a great job, a place of my own and an offer to study Law at Durham. I’m a Conservative because I want others to have the same opportunities as I did
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@iamtheavalanche @Aden_Harris_ no i’m confused why u felt the need to point it out i didn’t engage with the substance of your comment lol
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@0xfedbeef @Ilhan i love it when they accidentally post good ideas
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3 years
ahahahaha how do i request the highest band of accommodation from my college at oxford and get the lowest i’m gen this close to killing my self
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if oxford gives you an offer you should also get a voucher for therapy
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just got called a f @ggot by a guy with fake ivy on his mirror who’s gonna tell him
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how the fuck have they managed to handle this year worse than last year #alevels2021
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@BritishAlba @PoliticsForAlI @thetimes courts literally cannot override parliament british alba
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@skinnylilbih could you imagine walking out the room and your friend is just sitting outside waiting for their turn 😭😭
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@anthony0bn cool, but until that is the case this bill is absurd because the reality for many parents is that they have to do exactly that
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i survived oxford law!!!
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howling at this tinder bio
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oxford is so odd because the days drag but the weeks go like nothing
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@lilyyinnes there’s a 20 minute one near me that’s £17 🧍
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"it is unfortunate children no longer go to war and die"
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thinking about last night explaining poppers to a straight boy in a spoons toilet
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gn selfie
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cant believe i had 80% of my sixth form experience ruined by covid
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whats wrong babe youve hardly touched your valentines meat rose
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“You’re a law student? Well if I ever kill someone I know who to call”
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you can tell i’m mentally ill because i think gingers are fit
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can you choose to be straight then because we don’t want you in our community x
@BramhamAlex
Alexander Bramham ⛪️🦖
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Being gay is a choice. I wasn’t born this way, neither was @endofnightgc who I love. We are responsible for our sexuality not slaves to it.
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“text me when ur home safely” is a love language
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twitter’s UCAS era
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Elon Musk confirms that Twitter’s character limit will be raised from 280 to 4000 characters.
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@skinnylilbih @LoneSummers how do u call urself a journalist unironically when u produce that kind of content
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There is an entire generation of voters whose living memory consists solely of politicians telling them things will get worse
@lewis_goodall
Lewis Goodall
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Starmer: "There's a budget coming in October. And I will be honest with you- it's going to be painful. We have no other choice, given the situation that we're in...I'll have to turn to the country and make big asks of you as well. To accept short term pain for long term good."
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god i wish i was a manchester twink
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pain
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@tjayhearson 30 seconds of any charli xcx song
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did u forget the part where our exams arent multiple choice ?
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@elsilt
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what degree at oxford has “flexible tutorials that let you tailor your time to your own interests” and why did i not pick it
@providenceluvr
𝔭𝔲𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔡 𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔢
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oh no it’s so hard to go to a university with a copyright library and non-compulsory lectures and flexible tutorials that let you tailor your time to your own interests. what an ordeal to have to sit through a few sentences of latin and actually read some books
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ops? x
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don’t want sex just wanna pin you on snapchat
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i am in week 1 of term but already week 5 exhausted
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the masculine urge to cry quietly in the library as to not disturb other readers
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gavin williamson could find out covid makes kids explode and his response would literally be to send kids to school in plastic bubbles so they don’t make a mess #alevels2021 #schoolsreopeninguk
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