evan🦉
@rainstormblue
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he/him, 20, twitter’s foremost semicolon user, part-time northerner, occasionally sarcastic, antisocial commentary
UK
Joined August 2022
unfortunately, i’m part of that 45% :(
45% of men aged 18 to 25 have never asked out a woman in person, according to a study
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@cezthesocialist @panopticowen we’re actually very different; owen has ginger hair, whereas, mine is brown
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this is the kind of things gay twitter couples do 2 days after getting together (4 days before breaking up)
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“ariana!” “the weekend” how about a mime? or, perhaps, a court jester?
Who should perform at the 2026 Super Bowl halftime show?
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i wish i had even a tenth of the optimism that these kind of images have
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