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7 years ago I was in the exact shoes as him until I self-taught coding, while I was still a merchandiser at Pick n Pay. I bought a second hand laptop and I've never looked back. Today I am a lead Dev, not yet on big cheques but getting there...
I love the authenticity in this, no smoking mirrors, just simple, everyday living.
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Aay bafethu.. White people are really paid well in this counry.. A random Engineering Company Payroll sheet I received from one of my hacker friends shows that a white Supervisor who is 34 takes home R53k. A black Supervisor who is years ahead of him takes R17k. Wow!
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Not my mom passing on this afternoon... I'm so weak and numb. 💔💔💔.. How do ya'll deal with parents grief? 🤧
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People don't hate this guy's hustle. They hate the fact that he could achieve all he has with minimum educational background. They hate his achievements. They hate his constant winning and growth. Don't lose focus, King. Stay resolute as you've always been.
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You're pushing 50, Sizwe. Beefs are for the 20s and 30s gang. Elections are around the corner, what's your contribution to the lives of the heavily unemployed youth in SA?
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@DJZinhle
Even with grade 2 I can work in retail.. What's a diploma got to do with packing specs and watches? With matric, I can be a store manager given the training. You're in retail, you're not a Tech company. You sell Chinese goods that are developed/created by 10 year olds in China.
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@CashMom__
I hate this nigga... I caught my woman watching this bitch and could tell that she was ready to risk it all... Fucked part is I also want him😭😭😭💔
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@MasekoValencia
Guys... If awufuni YEKA. Don't question anything or anyone. Yhimali YAKHO. Vala umlomo, usyeke thina si Donate!!
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@MashauKamogelo
This hits home for me.. I once stole underwears at Mr Price in 2008, I had one which was torn in college. The manager was sympathetic when I told her why I stole. My parents couldn't afford - Mbeki's government didn't have easily accessible NSFAS aid so I had to drop out...
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Don't listen to gatekeepers.. Tech is vast, come explore. It's not easy but it's possible.
Development
Data Analysis
QA Testing
DevOps Engineering
IT Support
Cloud Engineering
Funny thing is you can learn one of these for FREE on YouTube and online resources.
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@jenna_original
She's the first of many... Let them go into coalition with the DA, you'll see more of this everyday
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Also, 7 years ago I was 28. So, you're not early or too late to get started.
"In order to get started, you have to get started." Wes Brown.
"Fear of starting has killed more dreams than failure has..." John Kehoe
Goodluck, 2024 is your year you change your life forever..
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It really gets better with time guys.. Newbies, remember you don't have to stop at just coding. You can learn skills like DevOps.. Coz every software needs to be deploy(published). That's where you can come in.. In my case, I do all of the above 😂
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It's been 2 weeks without loadshedding, COVID Stats, report on Zweli Mkhize. Arthur Fraser
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@ShoMadjozi
Literally Shaka Ilembe omnibus...
Angithi when it comes to learning the history, ya'll chose amabele ka Nomzamo.... There's so much told in the series than your horniness pursuit... Thank you, Sho👏👏
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My wife just found earrings on my dressing table and asked who do they belong to. Funny thing is I can't even recall who do they belong to, so I said they're mine for the cross dressing event we organized as guys.. Any gaypride event this coming weekend so I can attend? Help😭
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AVBOB stands for:
Afrikaanse Verbond Begrafnis Ondernemings Beperk. 😭😭
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@Rhadebelihle
I'm shocked at how many people doubt themselves.... I hate the day Christianity set its filthy ass in African shores... Black people are literally gods. We're directly connected to the highest power in the universe BUT so colonized that we dismiss everything but the Bible
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Since my last text I haven't closed my eyes... I'm afraid to sleep as I know she'll come to my dreams and that will be final... This lady has been through a lot. We started as 10 kids she saw 4 her of her children perish in front of her and has never shed a tear. I'm sorry mom💔
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@shady_myles
7 years ago I was in the exact shoes as him until I self-taught coding, while I was still a merchandiser at Pick n Pay. I bought a second hand laptop and I've never looked back. Today I am a lead Dev, not yet on big cheques but getting there...
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@khayadlanga
KD, I don't know you, you don't know me but my guy I know exactly what you're going through believe me.. My younger died in my hands bro. Shot in the head 5 times with a revolver. Weeks later we discovered he was friends with gangsters... I couldn't stop blaming myself.
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This does not make sense at all... I literally sent my kids to this person yesterday and she was fine.. How the hell am I supposed to make any sense of this? Yeah she was ill and bed ridden, sure but not death sick mos. Death is indeed a "Thief in the night.." 😭 💔💔🤧
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My dad was so awkward in breaking the news... "Haayke umama wakho umnkile namhlanje emini.." mna I'm like umnkile wayaphi? Kanti he was trying to find a good way to say it. When he started breaking up, fuck! I felt like melting 😭😭😭
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@kingmong97
I wish I could tell everyone to drop whatever degree they did that's not Tech based and embark on Tech Quals.
Developer
Support
I.T
Data Analysis
Business Intelligence
Project Management(Software)
Business Analysis
QA Testing
Design..
AL these can be found on the web 4FREE
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What happens when you fall out of love with your partner of 9 years and ya'll have 2 kids?
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Guys, please stop asking me about the hacker's details.. 😂 He doesn't do small jobs like hacking Facebook accounts and Twitter accounts... He's into big corps hacking.
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Just as a bonus, my wife has a degree in Office Management. I advised her to switch to Tech as a UI/UX Designer. She got her first job in December last year. Now she's a System Analyst. Tech will really transform your life if you want.
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She dumped me and I was going to propose on our anniversary this month. Ewe ndikrexezile wethu kodwa ade andilahle?? Such childishness 😭😭
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After slogans and campaigns Men are still going to do the same thing over and over again... What is wrong with men? Consequences of our actions need to be dire, harsher sentences? What exactly must happen gentlemen in order for us to stop this BS?
#DimakatsoRatselane
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Guys. If you find writing code hard but you want to join Tech. There's plenty options.
There's also "No Code or Low Code" development, where you use platforms to build Apps faster with Zero coding skills.
Outsystems
Bubbles
PowerApps
GlideApps
And I know all of them too..
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#LandExpropriation
My grandfather, the men who fought for this day and dedicated their lives into revolutionary movements. Left their families behind, got arrested in Robben Island for fighting what was theirs. Today I am proud to be witnessing what Will forever be a historical
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@Nandi_Madida
Lmaooooo my mother is 57 and I can tell you now that she can give birth to your mom twice futhi
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@RealSiya100
This is childish and stupid thinking. Why would you even think of this racism shit?
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@_Queen_Fifi
Yhuuuuuuuu 😭 😭 😭 another dude did this to me while I was at a shisanyama with my woman.. Guess what? His woman also begged for meat yhooo I was so embarrassed on their behalf
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Just saw my boss rocking this yesterday and I made it my first task today to check it out.. Did I not die 😭😭😭
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@Lillian___M
Never in my life!! I'm 32 and I've only loved 2 women in my life.. My first love and my current partner(11 years this year)
I said LOVED, please note!!
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@PalesaLS_
@iamkoshiek
@MissNthabeleng
1. No Bullying
2. Stop lobbying for sympathy by loosly using "Black"
3. Concerns and questions were raised, as a business owner she ought to answer coz u know she's into banking(Not like Kaizer Chiefs kind of business
)
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Someone said "I'm also crying" and I lost ittttttttttt chile😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@rikyrickworld
I'll eat it like you eat clothes and then make a track. "Sidlu mhlaba kwedini"
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@Solphendukaa
Dawg let me create u an email domain for free my guy I'll host it too... Can't be using Gmail
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@RealMrumaDrive
We tweet amongst rich niggas here, who make photoshops as a smoking break 😭😭😭
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@SOH_Zulu
@AuntyMpho
@Neo_url
I'm a year older than you and ama 2000 are children for me and you kodwa, Nkunzi
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@MusaKhawula
0 Rapes, 0 Murders, 0 Fighting unnecessarily..
If we're being honest. Heterosexual men(me included) are the real problems in this country/world.. Wars, Racism, Patriarchy etc... Heterosexual men are responsible for all of them...
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The truth in this!! My gosh
Why is it fat men have to deal with rejection from women, but fat women think men should love them for who they are?
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Another fun fact: I once applied for the WeThinkCode program and I failed dismally... That's when I discovered the beast in me.
Also another fun fact: I met my first employer here on Twitter during free MTN Twitter times lol. That man changed my life.
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Thank you to each and every one of you, lovely people... All of your words of comfort have been received dearly..
Thank you to all of you, equally..
God bless you and have a merry Christmas and a great new year ahead. 🙏❤️❤️
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This man's success just reminded me of how we all love the EFF here on twitter but not when it's time to actually vote..
@casspernyovest
gets all the hate only here, it's all imaginary. In real life, people put money where their mouths are..
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@innosadiki
So, you asked for the pictures that maybe people took during your crying? Or maybe you asked, "Ndizokhala isjwili, then undifote chomi ndibambe coffin.."
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@Ant_089
Lmaooooo uyaxoka dawg... Xhosa people in EC have Basothos and Cloureds.. We grew up speaking these languages, especially in PE..
We also can mimic Zulu as well. Ya'll can't even mimic isiXhosa but we're cousins.
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Here's a fun fact: Lol I've never even seen the doors of a university.. What I do have though is N4 in Fitting and Turning. My parents chose this for me but I never was happy so I dropped it off before N5 and Trade testing.. Worked in retail my whole life until 2017..
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@MhlabaNkululeko
Yhuuuu uyayamezela... Mna this year I saw red flags and I immediately resigned.. Didn't even get anywhere.... I proved them wrong by further starting my business.. You know the rest of the story
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@KeaKhutsoane
Why are people finding this funny though? You guys have failed as parents. My girls speak IsiXhosa, IsiZulu, Sesotho and now they've taught themselves English and they're attending township schools. Nothing cute here, this is why we have people like Redi, Thuli and Palesas today
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Where's your analysis on the elections? Corruption? Underage alcohol consumption? Rape culture? Homophobic attacks? Useless government? How should the youth vote on the 29th of May?
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Cassper is a Dynamo Genius... He's a Spring kinda person. He's vibrations buzz new fresh ideas. Look up on different types of Geniuses.
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@destinyzee
I'm stuck between translating tender as in soft or TENDER-TENDER!! Mmusi committed double homicide 😭😭😭
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@Mor09Mol
Fake account vibes trying to destroy the very beautiful marriage that is housing beautiful children, husband and wife..
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@zanele_matome
Zanele,
I'm here if you need masculine reinforcements... Ngiyazonda kabi leyonto.. I have daughters and every day I make sure I accompany them to their Transport... Kids are mean but are scared of a meaner person..
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There's an email from a guy from Limpopo who reached out to me because his baby mama share my tweet with him.. I couldn't hold my joy. I'm going to feed that guy with all the necessary information I have. That was really inspiring. Thank you Baby Mama, whoever you are.
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@3gerardpique
@JoshuaCavallo
And I've always asked myself the same thing.. How come there are never publicly gay professional footballers but growing playing football we had gay teammates..
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@Mhayise
Yhoooooooo I was ready to fight but being a Developer taught me to always follow the lines when debugging 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
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@LaMaangani
I can even read Sotho, Zulu, Kaakfrikaans and English. That time I'm a Highe grader Xhosa... That man had his whole childhood to learn isiZulu. He's always known that he'll be king one day.. Let's not sugarcoat nonsense here
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@PitsiAfrica
@Habibakatsha
Left it almost 3 years ago. I even forget there's Instagram..
TikTok and Twitter are the place to be
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@mbalizarcool
I'm doing very well now... I've got my own Software joint.. I'm a self taught Developer.. Just this boy's situation is highlighting my point that not all looters are hooligans as they were labeled by fellow privileged black people
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Just did my last commit and deployment for the month of July... Then I'm off for 2-week Devcation with my wife and 6 kids 😂🤯😭🙏
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@cozmino_
Percentage, chief. ANC is overwhelmingly cruising in EC and it's literally just 1 percent of votes counted so far.
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@mbalizarcool
Guess what? In 2013 I made a come back and enrolled for
Engineering and studied FREE of charge during the 9 wasted Zuma years. I went as far as N3 but I had a child and had to go work...
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Junior Khanye is the only person to ever make me want to go to ZCC... I'm literally a former Christian and it's been almost 11 years now..
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